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Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:38:16 PM No.938439788 >>938439851 >>938439957 >>938439997 >>938440172 >>938447392 >>938447863 >>938453528 >>938454759
NASA just announced it. Asteroid headed directly towards Earth.
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We're all gonna die. This is it bros. Get them last few faps in while you still can.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:40:59 PM No.938439851
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>>938439788 (OP)
I fapped to picrel. Might go get high as balls later
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:42:27 PM No.938439881 >>938454635
One could only hope
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:45:34 PM No.938439957
>>938439788 (OP)
holla to my cats dreaming on the moon
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:47:23 PM No.938439997
>>938439788 (OP)
I mean, we still have until the 20th, it said.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:55:28 PM No.938440172 >>938442168
>>938439788 (OP)
Please hit Mumbai
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:11:26 PM No.938440574
what did the jews mean by this?
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:26:24 PM No.938440921
According to NASA, it will literally fly past us
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:12:03 PM No.938442168
>>938440172
buddy, i know your shit
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:53:55 PM No.938443581 >>938443654
Hope it hits epstain's island.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:56:22 PM No.938443654 >>938446720
>>938443581
You want the asteroid to kill children? What a weird thing to say...
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:13:41 PM No.938444116
NASA hasn't confirmed anything hitting or coming close for a long time, Fearmonger/Troll thread
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:30:07 PM No.938446720 >>938454681
>>938443654
Yes.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:48:21 PM No.938447392
>>938439788 (OP)
That's not an asteroid nigger that's the last shit I took. My plumbing isn't working so I threw it into space and it's gonna land right in your mouth the next time you yawn outside.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:01:13 PM No.938447863
>>938439788 (OP)
lmao that's the best post in this thread


A chat on 4chan
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:43:30 PM No.938451617
Fly high sweet angle
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:35:27 PM No.938453528
>>938439788 (OP)
>bros
Super Mario Bros?
Hit it from below, what else could be the solution.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:48:50 PM No.938454068
Hug a tree tight.
It will just tip the flat earth.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 12:01:39 AM No.938454635
>>938439881
Imagine the dumbest person you know and understand that most people are even dumber than that. This guy gets it. This species needs to end, and we're way passed the time for global nuclear warfare. Pray that the cosmos brings about our demise.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 12:02:59 AM No.938454681
>>938446720
Mercy kill. Those kids are fucked, and not the literal interpretation. No amount of therapy is going to make them mentally well.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 12:04:55 AM No.938454759 >>938454979
>>938439788 (OP)
There are no news about anything like this, faggot
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 12:09:26 AM No.938454979
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>>938454759
>There are no news about anything like this, faggot
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