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Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:57:06 PM No.938441786 >>938441854 >>938443406 >>938444132 >>938445008
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Join me on my one hundredth birthday.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:59:49 PM No.938441854 >>938442110
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>>938441786 (OP)
Ms. Unverse has a 10/10 ass, right gramps?
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:09:52 PM No.938442110 >>938442680 >>938442755
>>938441854
I saw an ass once but thar was long ago
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:24:29 PM No.938442680
>>938442110
That. Damn Alzheimer's
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:26:38 PM No.938442755 >>938443281
>>938442110
was it a 10/10 ass, old man?
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:43:51 PM No.938443281 >>938443397
>>938442755
Don't know, there was nothing printed on it.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:47:36 PM No.938443397 >>938443717
>>938443281
it must not have been 10/10 then... oh well.

Do you have any cool stories from back in the day you want to share, old timer?
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:47:53 PM No.938443406 >>938443604
>>938441786 (OP)
>Remember when dimes, quarters, and half dollars were 90% silver?
Pepperidge Farm Remembers
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:54:49 PM No.938443604 >>938444676
>>938443406
No, I never knew that.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:58:34 PM No.938443717 >>938443793
>>938443397
I fondly remember heading to the nearby creek with my dog to... no wait, that was someone else. Give me an hour to try to recall anything.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:01:13 PM No.938443793 >>938443948 >>938444030
>>938443717
Take your time...

Do you and granny still plow?
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:07:02 PM No.938443948 >>938443973
>>938443793
No, we lost the farm years ago.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:08:22 PM No.938443973 >>938444048
>>938443948
I'm sorry to hear that. Those damn creditors took my house last year...

Do you still have your real teeth, or do you wear dentures?
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:10:11 PM No.938444030 >>938444077
>>938443793
I seem to recall hiding dead people under the porch. Sort of a hobby, I guess.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:10:41 PM No.938444048 >>938444077
>>938443973
Both
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:11:54 PM No.938444077 >>938444715
>>938444030
Neat!

>>938444048
That's very impressive, old man!

Do you have any regrets?
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:14:13 PM No.938444132 >>938444847 >>938444908
>>938441786 (OP)
Are you now or have you ever been a homosexual?
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:33:26 PM No.938444676 >>938444761
>>938443604
dimes, quarters, and halves were 90% silver before 1965. Half dollars were 40% from 1965-1970, before changing to the copper-nickel (clad) alloy.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:34:28 PM No.938444715 >>938444799
>>938444077
My only regret is that I never learned how to juggle.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:35:18 PM No.938444761
>>938444676
Darn near interesting.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:36:09 PM No.938444799
>>938444715
Never too late to start, old man! Grab those candles off the cake and start practicing right now!

I bet you'll be good enough in 15 minutes that we can light them!
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:37:15 PM No.938444847
>>938444132
his toes belong in the other side of that
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:38:59 PM No.938444908 >>938444999 >>938445068 >>938445381
>>938444132
We didn't have homosexuals back then so I never tried. Now I'm tired and need to nap for a few days. Hey, it's been swell.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:41:20 PM No.938444999 >>938445472
>>938444908
Happy birthday, gramps!

Maybe ask granny for a handjob! You've earned it!
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:41:43 PM No.938445008
>>938441786 (OP)
I love you, old man. Hey, who's the current President, again? I forgot. I'm sure you know the right answer.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:43:16 PM No.938445068 >>938447115
>>938444908
No! You mustn't walk towards the light! Nurse, CPR!
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:50:44 PM No.938445381
>>938444908
Nice deflection homo gramps.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:53:42 PM No.938445472
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>>938444999
Dub trips confirm gram-pa gonna get a wrinkly handie from grannie!
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:40:27 PM No.938447115
>>938445068
There'll be food, entertainment and booze.
Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:35:39 PM No.938449195
are you aware of Zakaalayas??