Thread 938442177

How do i find a big strong husbando to plap me and take care of me and make me feel safe?

>>938442177 (OP)
you have to post more pics of your ass i think...

>>938442177 (OP)
Grand Theft Auto 3 is the best entry of the series ever

>>938442215
This and don't forget to time-stamp.
I'd plap away if I knew what I'm getting, for what it's worth you still could have a dick and balls. And sorry, I'm not into that.

>>938442177 (OP)
Nude pic, so we can see what we're working with, then we'll proceed from there.

>>938442215
Nyo! I already posted my butt and you didn't even post yourself back when i asked for it :(

>>938442483
Well then look elsewhere I guess

>>938442483
but I'm paranoid - you aren't!

>>938442427
I do have dick and balls :3
>>938442446
Uhmm not rn sorry.
>>938442525
You're selfish! Let me see your big arms...

>>938442177 (OP)
Add me on discord and I will be your husband just like that

Disc: freezyicycube

>>938442593
But i have a pp... is that okay?

>>938442619
Why didn't you post Andrew then, avatarfag?

>>938442589
If you're a fag, don't plan on a lifelong commitment. Faggots are notoriously fickle.

>>938442669
Because i relate to ashley more than andrew

>>938442589
I'm too scared to share pics online...

>>938442686
But i want a daddy/husband to love me forever

>>938442177 (OP)
The past.

>>938442715
You need to get over your fears!!! You gotta start somewhere. Nothing is gonna happen from posting a few pics here.

>>938442810
I'll think about it...
maybe next time, but no promises

>>938442867
Okayy :3

>>938442177 (OP)
stop being a fucking whore where you want a guy to take care of all your financial needs, rather than emotional needs. I assume by "make me feel safe" you mean "pay most of rent, our bills, buy all the food, and do all the work" right? fucking cunt kys! HUSBANDS ARE MEANT FOR LOVE, NOT FUCKING RESOURCES BITCH. you are looking for a sugar daddy not an actual husband so why don't you stop lying and just say as much? oh right, cause you're a garbage person. get fukt cunt

>>938442177 (OP)
Since you're a dude larping as a chick, grindr.

>>938443233
>>938443248
I'm not larping as a girl i'm just a guy...

>>938442177 (OP)
Post feet

>>938443300
Guys don't get the sugar daddy treatment.

>>938443300
How cute are you?

>>938443300
either which way you're still a bitch and a retard and a whore (all of which are traits that men can carry) if you want a husband mainly to make you feel safe instead of mainly to make you feel loved.

>>938443777
>>938443300
trips dont lie wow I think that's my first trips, and its the god number too. he has spoken, you're a retarded whore bitch bro

>>938443664
Like 8/10 when i put in some effort but rn i look pretty disgusting because i'm lazy.
>>938443802
>I think that's my first trips
Wow welcome to 4chan! :3 how new are you friend?

>>938443898
I've been here for about a decade, maybe 1 year short. I lurk 99% of the time.

>>938444246
Oh... why don't you post, are you a little shy...? :3

>>938444309
Would u wife me up :) ?

>>938444348
No you silly i want to be wifed up

>>938444309
not at all. I'll type up replies sometimes but with this new wait feature, I usually end up forgetting to click post by the time the wait is over. that, or I'm on /gif/ and I'm sure you can guess why I don't type a bunch while on that board ;]

>>938444382
U don’t like girls ?

>>938444481
Eh i jerk off to them sometimes but what i really want is a husband... c:

>>938444541
how big is your dick?

>>938442177 (OP)
It's not a man's job to cater to your simplistic, degrading, juvenile female fantasy of being protected and catered to by a large man.

You will instead die alone, or alone with cats. Your choice.

>>938444589
7 inches... >.<

>>938443233 Facto.

>>938444541
Is my face pretty to jerk off to ?

1099-1145
his lifetime

>>938442177 (OP)
I wish I knew too..

>>938444684
Idk i'm not jerking off at this moment.
>>938444729
Who?

>>938444795
U should be jerking. But would u though ?

>>938444668
wow - that's pretty big!
do you ever top?

>>938444849
Not really my dick barely gets hard to porn from the prozac, i don't think i could even get hard to a face let alone jerk off to it.
>>938444863
I'm a virgin... i'm more of a bottom but i guess i wouldn't mind topping a cute little twink.

>>938444683
yeahp. but I guess expecting the average 4chan user to understand/know what love is and when to use it is like expecting the sky to be red or for water to not be wet. incredibly likely those things won't meet expectations.

OP, are you Mexican? you type like someone I know.

>>938442177 (OP)
tummyposting attracts husbandos

>>938445061
Are you going to plap his bussy if its your friend?

>>938443898
Never going to land a man being lazy.

>>938442177 (OP)
Not 4chan

>>938445061
I'm not mexican sorry...

>>938445366
what nationality, then?

>>938445447
It's a secret :3

>>938445704
ok, but do you live in Mexico??? you type really similar and yes im gonna eventually

>>938442177 (OP)
Faggot
BORING
O
R
I
N
G
Your thread is Gay as fuck you lame faggot nigger

>>938446353
I don't...
>>938446409
Sowwy :c

>>938444401
The wait goes away after you post anon. It's a one-time check.

>>938444744
Its easy, just find an older man because he will love you and he has money already.

>>938446835
I know. still, in those 2 mins usually I end up finding something else that has me forget entirely about posting in any threads.