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Anonymous No.938444868 [Report] >>938445983 >>938446154 >>938446288 >>938446818 >>938446957 >>938447244 >>938447953 >>938448290
It is my god-given right to ruin my child's life if i so choose
You don't need toys, you need chores.

Your chores are to be completed. Period.

My taxes pay for the school, they should be able to supply you with books and such.

If you want to go somewhere, walk. If you want a bike, get a job and buy one.

Your friends are not allowed in the house.

You will not have a closed bedroom door in my house.

You get 3 full outfits plus a nice Sunday Church outfit. You will take care of them. If you want more, get a job and buy them.

You will eat what i make when I make it or go hungry.

You will not talk back or argue with me in my house.

I will choose what to watch on MY TV. If you don't like it, get your own.

You will not embarrass me or act out in public.

You will be grateful.
Anonymous No.938445983 [Report] >>938446145
>>938444868 (OP)
>an evil God gave me the right to abuse my child

Okay and?
Anonymous No.938446145 [Report] >>938446334
>>938445983
Keep your devil-spawn off my lawn.
Anonymous No.938446154 [Report] >>938446211 >>938446222
>>938444868 (OP)
My mother unironically.
Anonymous No.938446211 [Report] >>938446350 >>938446367 >>938447422
>>938446154
Same. No wonder I left home when I was 19. I only visit them during the holidays and it's always awkward as fuck.
Anonymous No.938446222 [Report] >>938446333 >>938446559 >>938446759
>>938446154
You should be grateful for your upbringing.
Anonymous No.938446288 [Report]
>>938444868 (OP)
Imagine letting them have a door on the bedroom.
Anonymous No.938446333 [Report] >>938446559
>>938446222
I’d rather discuss this privately tbh.
Anonymous No.938446334 [Report]
>>938446145
Already am, for their safety. Now be sure to stay 500+ feet away from schools ;)
Anonymous No.938446350 [Report] >>938446883
>>938446211
So don't go, or they cough up decent presents to buy your love?
Anonymous No.938446367 [Report] >>938446883
>>938446211
every day I wake up and she is still alive I keep praying for God to take her home but I know that won’t change anything for me.
Anonymous No.938446559 [Report]
>>938446222
>>938446333


I understand….
Anonymous No.938446734 [Report]
I am going to make a big poop mess
Anonymous No.938446759 [Report]
>>938446222
>expects gratitude for doing *maybe* the bare minimum
You people are why we have participation trophies
Anonymous No.938446818 [Report]
>>938444868 (OP)
Can I use your kid as a toilet?
Anonymous No.938446883 [Report] >>938446955 >>938447045
>>938446350
They're in their late 70s. I go out of respect plus my mother was always the cunt, my old and I go fishing and have a few beers. He was always the cool one.

>>938446367
Jesus. She really fucked you up, didn't she?
Anonymous No.938446906 [Report]
Oh thank yoshi. I think my new alien earrings took out the burn.
Anonymous No.938446955 [Report] >>938447087 >>938447799
>>938446883
Like I said, I’d rather not say more here. But simply, yes.
Anonymous No.938446957 [Report] >>938447193
>>938444868 (OP)
OK, nobody is telling you how to raise your child but I will tell you this youre full of shit if you think anyone here thinks you actually have ever had sex in the first place
Anonymous No.938447045 [Report] >>938447303
>>938446883
>my old and I go fishing and have a few beers.
Noice, I gotta make some time to fish with my dad. Been a while.
Anonymous No.938447087 [Report] >>938447136
>>938446955
I didn't mean to be a nosy Nancy, my bad. Have a good one, fren.
Anonymous No.938447136 [Report]
>>938447087
No, it’s quite alright. I would talk to you more if you wanted. You’re very reasonable it’s just not suitable for 4chan.
Anonymous No.938447193 [Report]
>>938446957
I just go to the Elder and ask him for a wife, and he gives me one.
Anonymous No.938447244 [Report] >>938447402
>>938444868 (OP)
You'll grow old and wonder why your children won't talk to you. Who will be there with you on your deathbed? No one. You'll incorrectly place the blame on them rather than yourself. You shouldn't be your child's only friend, but that doesn't mean you should flip to the other extreme side and neglect them.
Anonymous No.938447303 [Report]
>>938447045
It's pretty fun just shooting the shit and relaxing. /b/ would have a day with his anecdotes. You should do that. Have a Saturday with the old timer
Anonymous No.938447402 [Report]
>>938447244
I'm not growing old and neither are they.
Jesus gonna come and take us all before then.
Anonymous No.938447422 [Report] >>938448453
>>938446211
> I left home when I was 19.
so, you loved it so much you stayed at least an extra year?
Anonymous No.938447799 [Report] >>938448195 >>938448693
>>938446955
Please tell us more. It will be good for you. Did you have a hoarder house?
Anonymous No.938447953 [Report]
>>938444868 (OP)
Will you let your son have BBC?
Anonymous No.938448195 [Report]
>>938447799
I value my privacy too much but I also agree with you. There was a lot of abuse of different kinds, and the tone of the OP is the tone of my mother. I’d love to share, just not here.
Anonymous No.938448290 [Report]
>>938444868 (OP)
And then you realize they will do what they want and there is nothing you can do about it
Anonymous No.938448453 [Report]
>>938447422
Saving up as a store clerk to get an okay place. Maybe your parents wiped you ass but some of us had to fend for ourselves.
Anonymous No.938448693 [Report]
>>938447799
And the more I read this I only agree with you more. Sadly I don’t have a good opportunity to do so.