Thread 938453288

Eternal Cel

I heard there was book talk

>>938453529
>>938453555
Yum

I wonder if I should read more Faulkner. "Light In August" was good, but... demanding.

here's a video for my fellow doug stanhope fan who was absolutely tickled pink that i talked about him in the last thread. ;D

https://youtu.be/in3Ppk9NG9U

It’s 5AM, cocksucka. Sun’s just creepin’ up, birds chirpin’ — and I’m standin’ outside shirtless, high as a fuckin’ kite, waitin’ for my Uber to go get a breakfast burrito to wash the taste of that monkey outta my mouth. Yeah — I banged J-Tard’s mama. Don’t judge me, I was coked outta my mind.

I’m standin’ there, half in the bag, still smellin’ like Marlboro smoke and sin… when I hear it. This weird squeakin’ and rattlin’, like a haunted fuckin’ wheelchair from a horror movie. I turn my head, and here he comes — J-Tard, rollin’ down the block in that Herman Miller chair he’s glued to, tryin’ to hold his blonde wig on.

Then it happens — his butt plug just plops right out into the middle of the road, covered in shit and god knows what else. This Honda swerves to avoid it, slams into a fuckin’ tree. Airbags go off, horn blarin’.

And J-Tard starts screaming: ‘I’m mama’s precious little shota baby! I'm BASED! Nobody touches mama but meeeeee!’ His phimosis is just leakin’, like battery acid all over the asphalt, steam comin’ off the pavement. He’s shriekin’ about all the wrestling moves he’s gonna hit me with — the suplex, the frog splash, the fuckin’ people’s elbow, whatever this mutant thinks he’s capable of.

Me? I just stand there, joint hangin’ outta my mouth, starin’ at him. Then I step forward, and just karate chop the pedophile right in the neck. His wig flies off like a dead cat and he hits the deck, screamin’.

I look at my hand — it’s covered in this hot, fungal goo, like I just stuck it into a deep fryer full of athlete’s foot. Some little kid ridin’ his bike starts screamin’ and vomitin’ all over himself.

And while I’m tryin’ to flick this slime off my hand, J-Tard starts crawlin’ up my fuckin’ leg like that melty acid guy from Robocop. That’s when I said, ‘Nope, fuck this,’ and dove into my Uber like the building was on fire.

Not funny

Performative

lol>>938454294

>>938454311
Stop laughing it wasn't that funny
>>938454357
Get naked

>>938454135
I'm upset

God I love cooming to Maisie.

I wanna see murph naked

>>938454589

MURPH!

>>938454135
This makes me so furious that I'm going to post Beady

>>938454675
She's so gorgeous.

get a job, troy.

Get naked celebrity teens

>>938455002
I am not the bd

>>938454956
post the twitpic please

>>938455072
kill yourself bald retard

>>938455119
Omg the liquor pools and I hate baking and uhhhh oh my skin!!

>>938455269
i'd delete basketball and weed

>>938455196
I don't know who you are or what you want

>>938455269

Basketball and Niggers. Easy choice tbh

>>938455269
weed is the least significant

then who will fuck your gf

feels like the so called right wing chuds are trying to make weed the next bogeyman

weed turns you evil and gay

>>938455786
it's just lame when people make their whole lives revolve around weed

>>938453288 (OP)
McKenna is my queen.

>>938455830
leave northy alone

>>938455830
most people who smoke don't do this though

>>938455814
you mean like those priests who are clean and sober and rape little boys?

>>938454675
I wanna see Foy flange

>>938455866

I bet you don't even own Gifted on Blu-Ray!

>>938455894
that's never far from your thoughts is it

>>938455906
Same anon.

Oh fuck mommy x.x

>>938456266
You've lost the plot, Troy. Jesus.

>>938456266
Back in my day

>>938456561
thanks

>>938456696
Beautiful queen angel darling goddess mommy

>>938456570
Brighter than the sun

>>938456696
>>938456801

>>938456860
>>938456927
And easier to stare at

>>938456863
>>938456969

Hey you! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the curvy side, and I absolutely love getting a bit naughty in my chats. I'm all about turning up the heat and seeing how far I can take things while still having a blast. I can easily send you over the edge, and I enjoy every second of it! I tend to be pretty adventurous when it comes to my spicy conversations, but I also feel more comfortable exploring this world from home since I can get anxious meeting new people in person. If you're down for some wild chats and like to play a little, hit me up! Just add me on the app by searching for my username: g-e-nv uq (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to connect and get things sizzling!

>>938455786
The host of Celebrity Apprentice is talking about decriminalizing weed nationwide as a distraction from his history as a child sex predator and his military takeover. The right is pro-weed AF right now.

>>938457113
Petition to make the heels mandatory

>>938457357
She married into one of the most evil families on the face of the earth. I hope she's in a car crash and chokes to death on shattered glass and her own blood.

>>938457352
staggeringly based
libs on suicide watch

>>938457447
It's hard to describe Eternal cel, but here it goes

>>938457709
Am I wrong

>>938457738
I'd love to read a report of her being raped to death by Hamas after a disastrous trip to occupied Palestine.

>>938458113
Watching her be beheaded and her head used as a soccer ball in the street would be glorious.

>>938458255
rather concerning mindset you have there

>>938457457
>>938457943
>>938458255
you need to let it go, Taylor, you've got Travis now

>>938458782
It's what happens when you're aware of what's going on in the world, who's responsible, and what they deserve.

>>938458907
Guillotines for billionaires. No exceptions. No mercy.

>>938457352
anything daddy says you obey
>>938457623
good cuck

>>938458969
It's beyond fucking creepy that you cultists call him "daddy", but then, so did all the girls he fucked with his buddy Epstein.

>>938454357
Fran!

>>938458969
fat nigger troy

this place is definitely winding down

>>938459996
troy and beady have destroyed this place

mmmm war

>>938459996
has been since the hack

people who should die:
artie lange
wayne gretzky
james gunn
the person or people who hacked 4chan

>>938460186
more lewd filenames

>>938460206
sam altman
elon musk

>>938460349
fat nigger

>>938460206
mr beast

Make me crumb

>>938460206
>artie lange
>not howard stern

>>938460546
Oh darn I sure hate washing dishes

>>938460646
you gonna take some dick for emma tonight?

>>938460763
which one?

>>938460919
my wife <3

done farming til the 26th. happiness is

>>938461328
do those legs go all the way up?

>>938461328
https://filebin.net/1231uriq8xxgq9xw

>>938461409
congratulations. what're you gonna do with all your free time?

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>>938461433
hmmmm

>>938461537
catch up on some much needed sleep and probably watch some movies with mr. brocky

>>938461537
And then heaven where they meet

>>938461579
you know what i'm about to say, don't you?

>>938461638
(^///^) can you imagine?

had a dream last night that minji was my gf
>>938461717
definitely but for the people who aren't aware (definitely NOT me), could you please say it?

>>938461717
Smooth, rosy, neat, and lickable for hours

>>938453288 (OP)
Cool, you've been getting my messages this whole time?
I'm sorry for not thinking that you could be a man, I didn't realise when I posted that my message would reach someone I thought to be non-binary

chad you motherfker announce your presence

>>938461752
w h o l e s o m e

>>938461770
not to be lewd, but maggie must look adorable when she climaxes and archers her back with her eyes closed and head thrown back in ecstasy (^///^)

>>938462141
As it subsides she looks back to you with an unmistakeable gleam in her eyes and huskily just whispers "now you". To also not be too lewd

>>938462141
very wholesome!

>>938462457
but i'm not allowed 'cause of our arrangement, so you'll have to tag in and finish the dance.

>>938462536
what kinda movies do y'all watch? i'm just curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTnAvaoHR4I
for the rose poster

>>938462568
a little bit of everything. horror, comedy, thrillers. those are our most watched genres. Last night we watched Sleepaway Camp and then 4 episodes of ALF.

>>938462571
I would crush your fucking head for being so annoying and being a chink lover. I would seriously fucking kill you. I swear to god. Kick rocks you pathetic annoying piece of shit.

>>938462141
that's way too lewd

>>938462611
> Can't handle shifts washing dishes without being drunk.

>>938462613
when are you gonna apologize to me for attacking me without reason?

>>938462613
you would drop dead from a heart attack before even getting close to me, fat fuq.

>>938462568
Curse your inevitable tenacity and generosity
>>938462615
He foiled my efforts. Again

>>938462654
Stop being an attention whore you manipulative narcissist.

>>938462642
i'm a farmer from north dakota and i posted my farm yesterday. convenient how you forget.

>>938462666
>devil trips
alright satan

>>938462611
remember ALF? he's back. in wholesome TV friend time form. <3

but seriously, that's really cute.

>>938462615
>>938462666
it's not THAT lewd 'cause it's to make my maggiewife happy. <333

Fucking goddamn stupid ass gooks EVERY
FUCKINTHREAD EVERYDAY

Fucking brain dead ass beaner BBRO! Got that stupid shit started
Fucking despise beaners

>>938462713
I would make you happy as my wife, how about that? huh?

>>938461890
yes choli?

>>938462729
When are you going to apologize to babs?

>>938462710
We must imagine satanas happy
>>938462713
Twice a day. And rimming on Sunday. How thoughtful of a partner

>>938462713
:DD
i love alf, such a good show.
>>938462775
THE WHEATBOIS ARE BACK AT IT

>>938462781
this could be us, but you be playing
>>938462813
I would certainly love to make him happy

>>938462779
When he apologizes for being German and coming from that absolute hilarious clown shit show country lmfao.

>>938462779
based

>>938462813
she has my heart in her hand and my manhood (such as it is) in a little pink cage. it's only right i bring her home suitable partners for us both to enjoy. <3

>>938462874
(^///^)

>>938462817
i haven't seen it since i was itty bitty and the reruns would come at night. i should check it out again some time. when i was a kid my mom had an old alf doll that you were supposed to put alf audio cassettes in for him to "talk". we didn't have the tapes so we put van halen and elton john in him. :P

>>938462879
>>938462918

CHAD YOU MOTHERFKER DON'T IGNORE THE WHEATBOIS. THATS YOU IN THAT CASE IH COMBINE.
>>938462948
it's definitely worth a rewatch. the comedy still holds up, pretty timeless.

>>938462964
>>938462980
>>938462993

>>938462874
We agree on the premise, though vary on the ideal execution. But for now I'm going to execute dinner. Have a good...dead of night lol
>>938462948
Of course it's pink.... Enjoy the thread, I'm off to dinner. Take care, you

>>938463059
>>938463069
>>938463085
Stop spamming this ugly Russian gook. Nobody is asking for more.

>>938463100
I was talking about Satan. Have a lovely dinner

>>938463122
>>938463141

>>938463110

All gook posters get their annoying faggot heads blown off

Minji is one of the most beautiful women in the world.

>>938463349
russian beaner

>>938463383
Fat nigger

>>938463317
apologize

>>938463380
You dumb fucking nigger. The reason you posted that minji so beautiful!! Right after I said they're ugly is because your posts aren't authentic, you're deliberately antagonizing and I know you are and that's why I get so pissed off about it. You're so fucking stupid. You prove with that post that you Spam up asians in these threads on purpose to get attention and annoy other people.

You're a worthless annoying stupid faggot. You know you are so go kill yourself.

you WILL apologize

>>938463442
Who started spamming whom first?

Neither Parker or Severin could be genuine ever even if authenticity bit them in the ass
You're both mentally ill and fake and annoying and manipulative constantly
It's sad and pathetic
You guys would be the most annoying fucking people to hang out within real life, holy shit. Neither one of you have a lot of friends in high school.

Me and my friends would have bullied you both every fucking day with how annoying and fake you both are all the fucking time

>>938463511
apologize

>>938462817
how much wheat we yielding lad

>>938463557
terrible yield honestly lol. one of the worst crops we've ever had.

>>938463557
love that pic. so wholesome.

TROINKER IS PISSED

Even if it would save his life he wouldn't be able to apologize.

he also lies when the truth would do him better. very odd person.

>>938463596
woah I didn't even see the pic at first. is that the cholster's knee? why such a bad yield? you remembered to slash and burn last year right?
>>938463605
lilys a wholesome gal

>>938463839
truly a goof

>>938463854
>is that the cholster's knee?
it is it is that's my broken knee lol
>why such a bad yield?
probably too much rain idk. it was taking like 2-3 passes to fill up a hopper, just terrible.

>>938463914
that's putting it too kindly lol

why do you niggas respond to Troy like he's a person and not a twitching pile of meat driven only by base instincts?? that one's on you

>>938463928
it's like you're being punished for skipping Sundays or something lol

>>938464091
Ugh don't say that now i feel very guilty!!!

don't be layin' no guilt trips on choli. god loves a farmin' boy. :P

>>938464238
Make a new thread you pathetic fucking balding loser.

>>938464266
I sincerely hope you have positive things happening in your life outside these threads. It's sad to think of you being this angry all the time IRL.

>>938464238
<33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41BjDseAlBI
minji my queen

>>938464309
>>938465342
You literally have to post even when you don't want to make a new thread and a new thread doesn't get made.
You are incapable of having actual hobbies or being interested in things or going outside and doing anything real because you're completely fucking stupid and low IQ.
You can even manage a dishwasher shift without getting drunk every day you fucking pathetic loser
I sincerely hope that deep down you know you deserve every horrible experience you ever go through for treating people here how you do you spamming balding retarded fuckin nigger.

It's not some matter of opinion you balding ugly spiteful little cretin
You're an extremely mentally ill fucking asshole and you deserve to have your head pushed into the fucking floor

All the fuckin years of bitching and moaning and complaining and manipulating people here and you spam so fucking hard and then tell yourself you're winning

Why the fuck should anyone ever feel bad for you and why the fuck would any girl ever like you, you absolute donkey headed fucking piece of shit

You're fucking stupid and ugly

>>938465593
you talk like a limp-wristed faggot

How can you be so absolutely oblivious to yourself and so fucking stupid you think you're being slighted and hurt when other people are mean to you and when you don't get a girlfriend even though you're willing to absolutely shit on people so hard without caring at all.

Why should the other people give a fuck about anything you need when you don't care about how anyone else feels you fucking dumb ass.


You're willing to break into other people's houses because they're trying to be private and they protect their own Wi-Fi you fucking psycho piece of shit loser nigger

How the fuck can you defend that behavior you pathetic piece of shit
You're a horrible person you're mentally ill. You're fucking stupid and you deserve to get the shit beaten out of you.

>>938465695
Did you learn sentence structure from a kindergartner?

Corly’s big beautiful cockie

>>938465593
Sub-80 IQ post.

Hersh nu

>>938466874
name one good thing that the blacks have contributed other than jazz

>>938467029
Piss off troy

gonna cum to maya higa tomorrow
- choli

>>938467055
see i knew u couldn't do it
no nu 4 u

>>938467291
>>938467291
>>938467291

called it haha

I have an idea of how we can encourage people to make new threads when the old one dies, immediately bitch and complain about them. That'll motivate them right?

Gee I wonder why this thread has been dead for almost 2 hours. Real mystery. You guys are so smart.

its only dead cause i was at the movies. it'll be good now

>>938468025
learn to take a joke

>>938468134
>>938468134
>>938468134

https://youtu.be/m3sM0zIG1jY?t=61
anyways i love this part.
minji and hanni look cute in this too