Thread 938455396

Alright /v/, chocolate cake, game boy and Lauren Holly. Which do you want to start with and what's the correct order

Chocolate cake is gross, I have nicer games on my PC and I don't want some rando in my house, get out!

>>938455396 (OP)
Lauren eats the chocolate cake while I play on the game boy for an hour or two. After that we have anal sex

Lauren Holly
Lauren Holly while shes eating a cake
Lauren Holly while she is playing the gameboy
Then Lauren Holly again for good measure.

Lauren Holly, chocolate cake, game boy

>>938455396 (OP)
playing gameboy while eating the cake out of her ass

Ayo whiteboi, chocolate cake, Switch or me muhfugga. Which it gonna be fool?

>>938455396 (OP)
>>938455400
now imagine if the genders were reversed

>>938455401
This is the only correct answer. Sexo, recharge with cake, game boy

>>938455396 (OP)
It's gaming time.

>>938455396 (OP)
Feeder or feedee?

>>938455403
I'll take the nigger dick first please

>>938455402
kek

>>938455406
That photo reminds me of a set that woman from JAG did. Nutted so much to that shit as a teen.

>>938455396 (OP)
I don't find her attractive. As a kid, I never found "hot women" on TV and in movies actually attractive, I always felt like I was being gaslit. They always looked too old and muscular. I would've rather spent the night with one of my classmates.

I wonder how Lauren's son feels that you can't go anywhere on the Internet without seeing this scene on a damn near daily basis ever since it went mega viral.

>>938455404
It doesn't work that way.

>>938455411
she has a fridge body - the lingerie is trying real hard to mask that but it's not working

>>938455404
yep. hypocrisy at its finest.

>>938455412
>my mom was hot
>sigh time to jerk it to my mom again

>>938455414
She's closer to average than fridge I'd say. Look up Sarah Silverman nude to see what a real fridge looks like. You can put all the lingerie you want on that, it's not gonna look good.

>>938455404
IT'S OKAY WHEN WOMEN DO IT CHUD

>>938455415
>>938455418
It doesn't work that way.

>>938455404
let that sink in

>>938455413
>>938455419
elaborate

>>938455414
I want to store my juice in that fridge.

>>938455404
Woooah........never thought of this. Really makes you think, huh.

>>938455422
i don't get it

>>938455396 (OP)
Imagine not believing in patriarchal society.

>>938455404
I mean, it's a dream the kid is having. I'm sure girls have their own puberty dreams.

>>938455422
what did he mean by this?

>>938455396 (OP)
Keep the slag, I'll take Wyatt
https://youtu.be/6bDAYP4kpGk?feature=shared

>>938455428
I wore this scene out on my VHS as a kid. Used to fucking blow ropes to this daily it feels like

>>938455425
>humanity has come so far in the past 5000 years thanks to the 'patriarchy'
>suddenly it's no good we can do be better
>nope it all comes crashing down in 15 years
lmao

https://archive.palanq.win/toy/thread/9697344/#9697344
Good thread

>>938455433
god i miss the game gear
might try finding one now

>>938455407
When I was 12 I used to fantasize about feeding my hot English teacher until the buttons on her blouse snapped.

>>938455403
GTFO TYRONE