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Anonymous No.938461395 >>938461538 >>938462132 >>938463052 >>938471513 >>938475327
I hate dogs.
When you think about what they are it's pretty fucked up. Apex predators mutated until they're retarded and ""cute"".
Living with them is hell. They're living vessels for poop, puke, piss, and shit. Fuck dogs.
Anonymous No.938461538 >>938461727
>>938461395 (OP)
You're just mad because your dick's not even big enough to fuck one
Anonymous No.938461727 >>938461922
>>938461538
t.
Anonymous No.938461922 >>938461959
>>938461727
You're just mad because they're more attractive than you and have a life
Anonymous No.938461959 >>938462354
>>938461922
Even if my life is worse I can take solace in the fact that it has marginally less dog excrement.
Anonymous No.938462132
>>938461395 (OP)
I hate frogeposters
Anonymous No.938462354
>>938461959
It clearly is that's the point
I mean you could either figure out what it is that makes people happy to be alive in the society or you won't
Anonymous No.938462752 >>938468411
frogeposters are all sub humans, don't even bother talking to them
they are like that chicken nugget tendies meme, but for real
Anonymous No.938463052 >>938468367
>>938461395 (OP)
jew moment
Anonymous No.938465959 >>938468585
de to the Frog They Overused

Pepe, you hopped into the meme parade,
A grinning face so widely displayed.
Once a prince of internet cheer,
Now tired eyes I no longer revere.

Your smug smile, once sly and neat,
Turned cliché, played on repeat.
From boards to chats, you’d invade,
Now all you bring is meme fatigue’s shade.

So here’s to Pepe, worn and thin—
Time to KYS very soon !
Anonymous No.938466464 >>938468585
Pepe’s Pitiful Tale

A bloated frog with shame so deep,
Croaking secrets he’ll never keep.
Fat and lonely, a virgin still,
Lost in the meme world’s bitter chill.

And as if fate wasn’t mean enough,
He’s cursed with size that’s painfully rough.
Tiny pride beneath that green skin,
A secret shame he hides within.

No charm, no love, no hope, no win—
Just Pepe’s pitiful tale of sin.
Anonymous No.938468367 >>938474970
>>938463052
>jew is when opinion i dont like
Ancient jews and muslims didn't live with animals because ancient people knew that it was retarded. They're just faithful to their ancient beliefs unlike modern Christcucks who rewrite the bible to fit theirs.
Anonymous No.938468411
>>938462752
You could just say you can't refute that dogs are retarded poop machines and that acknowledging such makes you angry.
Anonymous No.938468585 >>938469666
>>938465959
>>938466464
Anonymous No.938469666 >>938471260 >>938471339
>>938468585
Pepe the Spamming Frog
(Screamed from the void, typed in all caps)

Pepe the spammer, lost in the feed,
Desperate for clout, addicted to need.
He floods the threads with ancient pain,
CTRL + V, again… again… again.

No one's laughing, no one hearts,
He copy-pastes like broken parts.
"FEELS BAD MAN" on every wall,
But no one answers. No one calls.

His fingers twitch, his eyes are fried,
Ten thousand memes — all denied.
He tags himself in posts he made,
A self-made graveyard full of shade.

Fat fingers, small dreams, zero skill,
A frog who spams to chase the thrill.
Mods delete him, chats go mute—
But he still croaks, broken and brute.
Anonymous No.938471260
>>938469666
i love dogs, but their relationship with humans is as unethical as ours with chimpanzees
Anonymous No.938471339
>>938469666
i don't spam lol
Anonymous No.938471513 >>938471571 >>938472168
>>938461395 (OP)
>living vessel for poop
Anonymous No.938471571
>>938471513
all your stuff sucks
Anonymous No.938472168
>>938471513
kek
Anonymous No.938474970
>>938468367
Lmao at the soulless golem
Anonymous No.938475142
okay, not specific to a pet dog, just general pets.
Anonymous No.938475327
>>938461395 (OP)