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shy girls with big boobs

but alas, bed

I was thinking of something really nice to say to him, but now that he's going to bed, that thought died.

That'll do pig,
That'll do.

>>938466304

I had a dream that I lost a sparring match to Diane while I was inexplicably transformed into Shark.

Like an actor distinguishing between himself and a role, my human self mentioned her defeating "my character" in an interview. The video of my interview then froze and cut to a trash news anchor stating, "My *character*. That's one way to cope with LOSING."

>>938467012

I've had it on my backburner for decades to watch that film just to appreciate the context behind the meme.

I probably never will see it.

It begs the question though. The animal actor who played Babe couldn't possibly still be alive.

So, when he passed on, did they bury him out of respect? Or did they give in to their desire for bacon? I know they didn't cremate him. If they said they did, that's code for putting him in the fryer.

they probably used multiple pigs.

>>938467260

For breakfast or the movie?

>>938467338

Diane Coyotington?

>>938467843
movie

you need to buy bulk bacon for there to be multiple pigs in a pack usually.

starting to steep into that pizza coma

>>938468213

Just do backflips like the Ninja Turtles do. That'll wake you up.

only you can go to sleep at an unreasonable time.

its always a reasonable time to sleep

Tired and bored.

Could sleep.

But not want to yet.

>>938469994

not sure if flat chest or cuntboy

Top half looks masculine. I'm putting them in the cuntboy folder.

that was a big hit
I'm about to get zooted

yes

maybe not
I'm not super high

cat posting a rrat?!

slut

Gotta fuck em all, Pokémon!

boop

thats a lot of boobs

>>938474777
Imagine the backpain
maybe she can use the tail as counterweight

now if I could actually hit this fucking mosquito that'd be great

>>938476355
that looks like it'll cause a mess

>>938477610
that pillow has seen some shit
such as that dildo thicker than both her arms combined

doberman girls

>>938478879
more

>>938478936
I feel like I used to see this guys artwork posted here back in like 2012.

Something feels off when Namira is invading your dreams

I love this little keyboard
even when I'm not actually practicing I can dick around and play Zelda songs on harp and flute, close to Stardew Valley music with the banjo, or even Mortal Kombat with the 80s synth and orchestra hit
it all sounds fucking spot on to all of those sound fonts too

>meanwhile my keyboard randomly stops working
>open battery bay
>battery spilled
>clean out bay
>grab replacement battery from cupboard
>unused, yet somehow also already leaking

>>938480836
MORTAL KOMBAT
TEST YOUR MIGHT

weighted keys?

idk why I let myself get so tilted by air show complainers every year.

>>938481018
batteries be like that
never know when they're just gonna spill their guts out for no reason

>>938481033
it's definitely a fun one to play

>>938481036
nah, but the next one I get will have weighed keys
do you have any like that?

>>938481198
it's too early in the morning for me to flame you

>>938481018
duracells seem to do that nowadays
I finally went all eneloops to not deal with it

>>938481224
it was a Christmas present, only 76 keys too
I really do want a full 88 with weighted keys next, but I don't have $1000 to spend on a nice new digital piano

>>938481268
I guess I'm just confused how you've been playing piano for 6 years without owning a piano.

>>938481319
well that's why I usually say keyboard
it's not a real digital piano
just a fun little toy really

guy lives in a big house in the south
could get an actual piano easily

>>938481018
it's because they don't have any mercury in them anymore, it stopped the pressure buildup which makes them leak

techno logic?

>>938481376
I don't know where you guys get the idea that I live in a big house
it's a pretty normal sized house, just overpriced for dumb reasons
might even be smaller than the last house I was at

>>938481343
I have nothing against keyboards. That's what synths use for example.
I'm just impressed by your sense of self-grandeur.

Fug
it's techno syndrome.

>>938481415
we all know it's a mcmansion
no need to be humble

>>938481432
you think that, but I really don't have any
I said multiple times that I'm not good and that it's hard to play, but you keep acting like I'm acting like I'm a virtuoso when I've never claimed that
I'm not good, which is why I'm practicing every day

>>938481472
it really isn't

>>938481483
I would say claiming to be able to learn one of the hardest well-known pieces in just over a month is ipso facto claiming to be good.

>>938481658
I said 2.5 months actually
again, I never said I could play it perfectly, but I might be able to play parts of it proficiently

Suit yourself. I for one have already resigned that it may always be out of my reach, and that's ok.

it will be with that attitude
I didn't get good at guitar by not playing, and I've still got a ways to go

ewww suits

Goddamn fins can't hide their power level

>>938481785
I need to buy a new one really soon

>>938481830
anything but black.

>>938481949
why come?

the way white culture places black as a form of clothing self expression is so bad.

dog invasion, gotta go.

idk if I should sleep or stay up all day to fix my schedule
I just want to sleep

>>938481830
Fins are so genetically superior to Russians I can't stand it. Not to mention WAY less likely to be alcoholics or have AIDs. The average Finnish man lives TWENTY YEARS longer than the average Russian man. Just so much better

>>938482596
God damn is that true?? Even two years would be statistically significant

butte

>>938481830
based
I've only got a hammer and sickle on top of my house :/

i wanna make pancaeks
but i have to make them with almond milk or oat milk.

blurgh

>>938482121
I wear black because it's a LACK of expression

>>938483077
rip

:3

there are a LOT of trans flags, wow

>>938483390
there's other good art on my state at least

fuckin' fiona...

>>938483520
nice

The MFF hotel spot is unsurprisingly a furry haven

>>938483520
i found this spot, it's just a field of grass.

>>938483640
of course

you _may_ be able to figure out where I live from this
but meh

we will begin sweeping that area immediately

brief intermission

oshit

>>938483861
Brisbane river, but after that, what am i supposed to be looking for?

>>938483906
is this image cursed? why does it only load half-way?

>>938483986
>>938483986
>>938483986

>>938483978
idk what the fuck is going on there lmao

>>938484037
you dun broke 4chan