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Anonymous No.938466356 >>938466458 >>938468046 >>938468164 >>938468771 >>938469324 >>938469510 >>938469968 >>938470213 >>938470322 >>938470698 >>938470841 >>938470977 >>938474757 >>938475770 >>938475837 >>938475888 >>938475910 >>938475952 >>938476049 >>938476064 >>938476110 >>938476189 >>938476715 >>938477113 >>938477635 >>938477844
What’s your job in 5 words
I sell furniture and rugs

Curious about what sort of anons are around
Anonymous No.938466458
>>938466356 (OP)
Overpaid, under-worked, overqualified and happy
Anonymous No.938467142 >>938476049
Adult education; learning how to count.
Anonymous No.938467769
I maintain a corporate database
Anonymous No.938467916
I am on welfare benefits.
Anonymous No.938467936 >>938470361
make driveways hot and sexy
Anonymous No.938468046 >>938468115
>>938466356 (OP)
I build industrial electrical equipment
Anonymous No.938468115 >>938468193
>>938468046
construction pays better & is less effort surely? especially in a union.
Anonymous No.938468164
>>938466356 (OP)
i sell data security and i get paid to mostly sit on my ass in my home that i own
Anonymous No.938468193
>>938468115
retard alert
Anonymous No.938468704
Computer networking at government facility
Anonymous No.938468771 >>938469737
>>938466356 (OP)
stage hand and technical manager for big scale theatrical events
Anonymous No.938468789
I leech on taxpayer's money
Anonymous No.938468801 >>938469006
Fix, break, I'm good at.

Addendum I give no promises either way but I think I'm a lot better at breaking things.
Anonymous No.938469006
break pads I don't think I ever installed a break pad though>>938468801
if we're being honest.
Anonymous No.938469143
BETWEEN GOD AND 4CHAN; ARISTOCRATIC-MINIMUM

Sorry, working class people are not really like, humans, right? Why do they get computers when they have no real 'content' anyway?...

Shouldn't they just "hidden wirebrain, sleep phase" when their duty is not demanding performance? I mean, we put the chips in their brains for our benefit, not theirs.

It's really weird why they should get any KwH outside of the core of their faculty-application-demand-loops (money, sigh)
Really though?
I smoke weed and pretend to be a computer scientist.

I think sometimes it makes softwares.

But IDK

Still diagnosed with "unaccountable" lol

mom says it was weed

This is my Thread Now.

Submit to the penis that doens't need a shaved crop to look good.
Anonymous No.938469324
>>938466356 (OP)
Kitchen manager, who actually cooks.
Anonymous No.938469369
I better not find any NEETs in here
Anonymous No.938469510
>>938466356 (OP)
I solve other people's problems.
Anonymous No.938469533
i argue
Anonymous No.938469737
>>938468771
Did the same once upon a time. Can you say which productions you've worked on?
Anonymous No.938469968 >>938470609
>>938466356 (OP)
Agricultural genetics development and sales.
Anonymous No.938470213
>>938466356 (OP)
I clean shit. Also buildings.
Anonymous No.938470322 >>938470413
>>938466356 (OP)
mechanical engineering rocket launch support
Anonymous No.938470361
>>938467936
i like those driveways with some shiny twinkly shit, but looks like it cost way more than its worth
Anonymous No.938470413 >>938470535 >>938470580
>>938470322
Do you work at the launch site? I used to be a pad rat.
Anonymous No.938470535 >>938470672
>>938470413
Sometimes, depends on the mission.
Had to deal with some major 11th hour fuckups by the launch ops teams, but that seems less of a base ops failure and more of a contractor ops failure.
Work with the Delta Space Cowboys.
Anonymous No.938470580 >>938470756
>>938470413
Had a mission where some retard drove the upper stage across base right into an overhead cable since they were to tarded to take the bypass ramp.
Most major fuckups come from basic dumbfuck shit like that.
Anonymous No.938470609
>>938469968
An actual plant geneticist or no? I went another direction in college but was interested in disease resistance breeding for a time
Anonymous No.938470644
Program antivirus.
Anonymous No.938470672 >>938470717
>>938470535
Space Cowboys, that would mean an LV named after a mythical creature right?
Anonymous No.938470698
>>938466356 (OP)
Locating data gatherers on b
Anonymous No.938470717 >>938470846
>>938470672
Yesh, the Cockatrice VII
Anonymous No.938470756 >>938470883
>>938470580
Likes : Roughing it in the wilderness, camping and star gazing
Anonymous No.938470841
>>938466356 (OP)
I am a professional rapist.
Anonymous No.938470846
>>938470717
How about the Logatrice VI?
Anonymous No.938470883
>>938470756
most launch sites allow for that...along with extended loneliness
Anonymous No.938470891
I draw pornography for pariahs.
Anonymous No.938470977
>>938466356 (OP)
Tard Wrangler, I wrangle tards
Anonymous No.938472634
Training robots how to drive
Anonymous No.938474757
>>938466356 (OP)
I slice u PEENZIS ohff
Anonymous No.938474902
teach math and physics
Anonymous No.938474926
Work in nuclear power plants
Anonymous No.938475770
>>938466356 (OP)
I mop up human blood
Anonymous No.938475837
>>938466356 (OP)
On disability. Brain is broken.
Anonymous No.938475888 >>938475905 >>938475951
>>938466356 (OP)
I remind people, we're ALL going to hell. Doesn't pay, but, God damn, it's fun..
Anonymous No.938475905 >>938475951 >>938476096
>>938475888
>trips!!
See!!!!!!
Anonymous No.938475910
>>938466356 (OP)
I baby sit criminals and pedos.
Anonymous No.938475951 >>938475983
>>938475888
>>938475905
I'm gonna fuck some of you up in hell
Oh, yeah, yous, anons.....
Anonymous No.938475952
>>938466356 (OP)
Just got laid off, nigger
Anonymous No.938475983 >>938475999
>>938475951
Why? Why ye ask? Cause, mother fuckers...cause.. we ALL are scum and villains. Yes, yous, anons....
Anonymous No.938475999 >>938476016 >>938476041
>>938475983
Anonymous No.938476016
>>938475999
>checked!
God damn, too good..just, too damn good...
Anonymous No.938476041
>>938475999
trips Nice
Anonymous No.938476044
Hank Hill but less Texan
Anonymous No.938476049
>>938467142
nice joke if intended

>>938466356 (OP)
I understand computers quite well
Anonymous No.938476064
>>938466356 (OP)
I make perimeter security products.
Anonymous No.938476096 >>938476122
>>938475905
El CuΓ±ado!
Anonymous No.938476110 >>938476132
>>938466356 (OP)
Gotta make my nut!!!!!
Anonymous No.938476122 >>938476151 >>938476183
>>938476096
I dont speak taco, mother fucker..
Anonymous No.938476132
>>938476110
it just builds as you get older
Anonymous No.938476151
>>938476122
>checked!!
Pew pew
Anonymous No.938476183
>>938476122
Yeah, me either. It's his nickname from The League. Means brother in law, apparently.
Anonymous No.938476189 >>938477003
>>938466356 (OP)
Manufacturing engineer at gear company
Anonymous No.938476270
Farm Barley, Wheat, Hay, ranch cattle, full time.
NavisWorks 2017, Revit 2017, CAD, Plant 3D, part time.
Anonymous No.938476715
>>938466356 (OP)
Marketing exec.
Anonymous No.938477003
>>938476189
Environmental health and safety in manufacturing.
Anonymous No.938477113 >>938477454
>>938466356 (OP)
women suck my dick and pay me
Anonymous No.938477454
>>938477113
I use to be a escort who offered after date services. Just wanna give my 2 cents where its not welcomed more then likely.. If women are giving you head and are paying you make sure you piss right after getting head. This cuts down on the chanced of getting uti's .. Also carry baby whips as your dick no matter how good or fresh your are will smell the second you put on clothing and take a fucking step out the door.. this will assure for a beter exp for her and will make it so they wanna come back for seconds.. and lastly make sure you give them more then just head. Make sure you let them know how amazing they are and how beautiful they are.. As everyone loves hearing this..
Anyways gonna run now . sorry for my crappy 2 cents but do hope it is something you may not have know as love passing my old tips of the trade along to new people who are in the line of work as i sadly had to learn this shit on my own..
Anonymous No.938477635
>>938466356 (OP)
Write RPGs. Also drive buses.
Anonymous No.938477844
>>938466356 (OP)
I sell dick and ass