Thread 938468960

I think it's a pathetic job and they're pathetic and I'm embarrassed for them, and I'm embarrassed for myself.

I don't want some fake human connection that ends with them practically begging for a tip and I don't need to be waited on like I'm the king of france

>Heh... they think they know us... that we think they're our friend... but it's all a game... just a facade... to get tips... and I can see through it...
Very epic edgy 14 year old worldview

>>938468960 (OP)
Have you tried...cooking at home??
If you dont go to restaurants. You dont have to deal with servers.

I know, there is an easy solution. Crazy as fuck.

>>938469198
I can't avoid them forever

It's a small world usually it'll be some creepy fuck that planned to murder you before in a petty drug deal, and they'll put hands on you, while their trying to serve. They'll always do it when you got like a 60-90 year old woman and you look like the asshole over it. I mean fuck you, he probably did time with all them I aint paying for this shit and I'm getting the fuck out of here before the police show up.

>>938469215
It is honestly very easy to not go to a restaurant.

Like. Simply dont go.
Order in.
Cook at home.
Eat out of dumpsters.

Seriously, there are options.

The waiter may have a BBC and we just don't know it. It's fun to ask for the black waiter and speculate

>>938469883
Never accept a compliment from these losers. They're always looking to rip you off again. It's like I don't want to fist fight or murder you off petty money, and all I do is petty amounts of drugs. They'll come at you with your family just do the wriest locks people show you and slam their face in the table and try to tell the old women that have no mobility that these people are spitting in your food no matter what with this thieving drug addict that stole from you. You're doing them a favor if you're getting them out of there before the wait staff does some kind of jail tier shitbird shit to their food that they wouldn't notice and probably tip over.

mid tier
waitress > waiter
high tier
waiter > waitress

if you are confident you can instruct wait staff without making eye contact and primarily by hand gestures it might be high tier

>>938468960 (OP)
As someone who used to work in the restaurant industry a long long time ago, you should be. It was the lowest point of my life. The stress was unreal, the management was toxic, worked with a convicted pedophile that would routinely hit on the underage hostess and I spent long hours on my feet for ungrateful entitled pieces of shit. With that being said, it doesn't mean that we wouldn't fuck with a customer who took the first strike. My favorite instance was one of the waitresses was distraught. Asked what was wrong. Customer was harassing her for her number while she was doing her job, even slapped her ass. She said it was alright, but no, it wasn't. He ordered a ribeye. Took it out of the vacuum sealed bag, dropped it on the ground. Picked it up and threw it up to the ceiling and let it hit the floor again. Oops, accidentally dropped it again, then tenderised it with the bottom of my nasty ass no slip shoes. Finally picked it up, dusted it off, seasoned it, fired it and sent it out. The waitress felt better. We had another wait staff take over the table and finish it out. If you are a piece of shit, I'm talking about unreasonable, then yes. We will fuck with your food. So tldr, dont be a dick or bitch.

>>938469215
Why not, why would you ever have to go to a restaurant with a wait staff unless you are a despicable corporate asshole yourself with a pathetic job where you have to wine and dine faggots before you beg them for their business and hope the food bribe will get you better terms?

>>938470426
Oh you're talking about clients. Yah, I despise corporate bullshit. I've been on those types of lunches. Fucking hate them. I prefer small, locally own restaurants that really just specialize in just a few things. Had amazing Japanese food the other week. Or chili's. It's a consistency thing. I've never had a bad experience

>>938470514
Ok, so that is the only reason you have to go to restaurants because you are a pathetic cunt with a worthless job who is projecting your disdain for yourself and your pathetic job onto the wait staff that is doing all the heavy lifting of your bribery?

>>938471333
Nice trips. Not really. It's more of a treat for the fam. Being as I used to be a chef, It's nice to find places that make meals better than me so I can try to replicate them. This was the last meal we had. It was a family owned place that was pretty down to earth. Food was 10/10

>>938468960 (OP)
Just admit that you don't go outside.

>>938471530
That doesn't really explain >>938469215, you just explained why you don't even want to avoid them because want to leeching off their skills.

>>938468960 (OP)
You know what you’re right the dishwasher that smells like shit should be running food out to tables

>>938472007
Ok, wouldn't want your fat ass to have to walk a few feet to pick it up from the window yourself, you would much rather eat a bit of shit than exert a minimal amount of effort.

>>938471924
Yah, that's not what leeching means. It's an exchange of goods for payment.

>>938472145
How do you feel when you have to stand to order, go pick-up the food and still get prompted to tip. Even better, asked to tip when you go through the drive thru. That shit pisses me off

>>938472150
And you didn't pay the chef to learn his recipes only to eat the food, hence you are leeching off of his superior skills instead of just exchanging money for a meal as the business intended.

>>938472224
You would be tipping based on the expedited delivery of your order and the presentation, if it isn't up to your standards, don't tip, if it is better than you expected, then you have a reason to tip, if the drive thru doesn't make you pull to the side and wait 10 minutes for you order, you still have something to be grateful for.

>>938472289
Yeah, your thought process isn't logical. Keep trying, you'll get there though.

>>938472412
No, your claim that going to restaurants and dealing with undesirable wait staff is completely unavoidable because its the only way to learn new recipes and somehow stealing the restaurant's recipes every time you get a meal is a fair exchange based on the restaurant business model is the illogical bullshit.

>>938472496
Just gonna start posting food and dessert pics

>>938472623
Just going to point out you are a lazy gluttonous retard since restaurants with wait staff are completely avoidable and there are plenty of other ways to learn new recipes without stealing them from small struggling family owned businesses.

>>938472880
Best steak I've ever had. Dry aged 45 days. Still cant get close to replicating yet

>>938472902
Spent some time in Japan, holy fuck. Their ramen is next level. Don't have the patience to make tonkatsu broth over 3 days.

>>938472939
Fucking love grilled eel. This place was famous for it. Can't remember their name though

>>938472955
Then spent a vacation in Mexico eating the local cuisine. Really started to like squid ink afterwards

>>938472978
Went to a "Famous" prime rib place in Vegas. Was way over hyped

>>938472998
Also went to a Renaissance themed place. This was legit.

>>938473019
More food while in Japan

>>938473045
Can definitely fuck with some Korean corndogs

All the spam images above were completely avoidable, all indulged in because the poster is a gluttonous unskilled retard not because restaurants with wait staff are impossible to avoid forever.

>>938473059
Ethiopian looks like shit, but smacks. Love that purple bread stuff they give you

>>938473088
Nice bowl of pho. Love this place. Family owned and they all help out in the restaurant. Followed the owner and chef from one place to another.

>>938473112
Vermicelli bowls are good too

>>938473122
Gyros are good too. This place sadly closed during covid. Felt bad. Mom and pop place that had been open since they immigrated in the 80s. They raised their kids in the restaurant and paid for their school with that place. The mom was always so proud of them, she'd talk non stop about them while serving. You could tell she was proud. I hope they're doing alright

>>938473200
Takoyaki from a stall in Osaka. Love those balls

>>938473237
Good old bento box. This was with some edibles. Shit was nice

>>938473275
Bakery we found. All i can say is Creme brulee macaroons.

>>938473330
Fuck. I can't wait to go back to Japan

Test

>>938473391
Test received

>>938473553
Match ice cream. Highly recommend

>>938468960 (OP)
Cope nigger

No more pictures from anon's professional cuck gallery showing off the skills of superior chefs whose recipes anon had to steal since even anon's own family can't stand their cooking?

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>>938468960 (OP)
you know, this is the kind of post that makes someone say
>what happened to people nowadays, nobody would be saying this in the 60s
but i could totally imagine some underepresented guy in the mid 20th century being exactly like this. hell, there were a bunch of people with hangups like this but they were never heard of because they mostly kept to themselves and, you know, no internet

>>938475958
Wealthy entitled people have been complaining about the servants since forever.

>>938475774
you have a point, it isn't something we need to do.

>>938468960 (OP)
you should kill yourself
give it a try

>>938468960 (OP)
>I don't need to be waited on like I'm the king of france
ya want the public contaminating your food you serve yourself?

>>938470236
haha what the fuck

>>938468960 (OP)
Anon I…i think you might be a bit angry and autistic.

>>938468960 (OP)
shut up you stupid faggot

>>938473081
>>938472720
>>938469198
>>938469926
OP here. I went to bed and you've been replying to a skitzo.
I CAN'T AVOID RESTARAUNTS FOREVER BECAUSE OF FAMILY/FRIENDS YOU DUMB FAGGOT, NOT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO COOK.
HOW COULD YOU MISUNDERSTAND THAT?
SUB-70 IQ MONGOLOID KILL YOURSELF.

>>938479963
Just woke back up myself. A5 wagyu. You gotta try this

>>938482001
Some lobster thermidor

>>938482023
Lobster Mac and cheese

>>938482001
based chef anon bumping my thread

>>938482035
Some more Korean

>>938468960 (OP)
It's a job like any other. It has it's boring days, Cool people and uncool people. Likewise most of the women just get hit on berated or too much attention. Meanwhile i've never been asked to wait, but i served people all the time handing drinks at Starbucks or running orders at Culvers. I think it's a perfectly reasonable job. If that was it no. People are usually forced to be ambidextrous. In work. Like multiple trainings for any other thing to top of time use. You still get busy.

>>938482117
Soju!

>>938482182
Some kobe beef korean bbq

>>938482197
Shroom burger! Wish it was of the magical variety

>>938482224
Some okonomiyaki

>>938482255
Kaisen-don my wife had for her bday lunch

>>938482296
More Kdogs

>>938482402
Some street tacos

>>938482457
Fuck. Image

>>938482467
Food truck burgers

>>938482467
Some homemade pork chops

>>938482525
Fuck. Again

Two days left to go on my little old little old Chanukah.

>>938482569
It puts the dreidel on the card and pawn for sixty seconds

Brah does 1-11 actually 60 second work?

>>938468960 (OP)
Just never tip. I dont tip those pathetic people. Feels good to say Just the total please, and slam the door in their face

>>938482709
See, I can agree with this. The whole tipping system in America is absolutely fucked. If everyone stopped tipping, then restaurants would be forced to pay a reasonable wage versus tipping wage

>>938482875
Well mostly. Except the slamming door in someone's face.

>>938482955
Down home chicken fried steak breakfast. Took me 2 days to finish this. Place is cool. They buy random coffee mugs from a local shelter, then give you the option to buy the mugs with all profits going to the shelter

>>938468960 (OP)
You must be 18 to post here

>>938482955
Actually we're all gonna die and be dead forever one day so why not have some fun living life to the fullest? Treating people bad, it feels GOOD.
>But I like being nice to people
You dont. You just havent decided to stop caring about what people think yet

>>938483307
Nice, no. Treat them with the same level of respect. Burrito that was awesome. Especially hung over

>>938484862
Another gyro with fries

>>938485224
Fuck

>>938485247
Another gyro

>>938485306
Mother fucker...

>>938485331
Just got out of a meeting. More food you say? Steak at another local place. Was traveling for work and they give me a daily per diem of $75 for food.

>>938486410
Hot pot too during this trip.

>>938486534
Fuck. Thanks anon... forgot about some of these places. Had a blast, work had me travel for 4 days, took 3 days off prior, brought my wife and had a vacation out of it. We picked out some of the nicest restaurants. All it cost me was 3 days of hotel and food and an extra plane ticket. They already paid for my flight, just changed the ticket. Another Korean restaurant

>>938486650
Starting to think that OP is just an incel that never has a reason to leave the house so they dispise it. I don't dine solo often, although I rather enjoy it, I'll have someone with me so I'm not thinking too much on the service...Some butter beer at a themed bar

>>938486859
Some good Ole potstickers

>>938487097
Some alright sushi. Wasn't overly impressed

>>938487739
Got some crawfish too

>>938479963
Tell them you don't want to go to restaurants.

You sound just as pathetic as those waiters. I'm embarrassed for you.

>>938487772
Can't forget the pork belly. I think I'm done for now. Got shit ton more pics of food.

>>938487874
Well I fucking forgot the pork belly

>>938487856
Hes just another neet incel that has to be forced to shower and put clean clothes. I rather enjoy the dining experience of upscale restaurants. Especially when the service is on point