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Anonymous No.938474427 >>938474532 >>938474565 >>938475145 >>938475455 >>938475514 >>938475567 >>938475708 >>938475836 >>938476034 >>938476587 >>938476621 >>938478830
Aside from being a hole for our cocks, what value do women provide to men?

They literally nag non-stop, get mad at you for not reading their minds and doing something they never asked you to do and the majority of them don't know how to cook or do anything around the house.

It is borderline impossible to have an intellectually stimulating conversation with a woman, all they want to talk about is gay reality tv shows and their cats. They go on and on about all of their problems that aren't actually problems because if a man was in the same situation, it would be solved immediately.

You invite her to your place for dinner and you make a steak, fried mushrooms, baked potato and corn on the cob, then when she invites you to her place for dinner she makes frozen breaded chicken with frozen french fries, because that is the pinnacle of most women's cooking ability. She also doesn't clean anything up before you go so her house is a dirty mess, with dishes, garbage and recyclable shit everywhere.

You go on 5 dates, including one at each of your places before finally having sex, and when you do, she lays still and makes you do all of the work. She gives you a blowjob but you start to go soft because she puts in a 2 out of 100 effort and makes it seem like a complete chore. Meanwhile, you go down on her and try to go the extra mile to make sure she is feeling good because that's the entire point of giving someone oral sex.
Anonymous No.938474464 >>938475780
You go to fuck her and you have to grab her hips and do all of the motion while she just lays there with her eyes closed, when her lack of effort makes you feel undesired and you start to go soft, she accuses you of not finding her attractive. So you roll her over and try to have sex doggy style, but you look down and realize her asshole has little pieces of shit all over it and you can smell it and you become even softer.

Every date you go on, you have to pick her up at her house, because she is in her 30s and doesn't have a license and has never thought to go get one.

Then, after putting all of this effort, looking past all of her flaws, she tells you that she needs a break and has decided she doesn't actually want to date anyone currently.

Women are literally too stupid to accomplish anything and they are entirely ruled by their emotions.
Anonymous No.938474510 >>938474577
Oh and when you feed her the steak dinner she will say she "doesn't really like steak" and she will make you cook hers well done, so you will be forced to massacre a 20 dollars tbone that you bought
Anonymous No.938474532 >>938474556
>>938474427 (OP)
lol @ you eating meat

also.... ive had hundreds of women
and i don't know what the fuck you're talking about

Sounds like you picked some real stupid girls

I've never had any such experience, and ive penetrated hundreds of women and teenaged girls
Anonymous No.938474556 >>938474596
>>938474532
You don't eat meat?
Anonymous No.938474565 >>938474618 >>938474676 >>938478737
>>938474427 (OP)
If you have genuine personal and sexual chemistry with someone then it makes all the difference. Women are a pain in the ass, but people in general are a pain in the ass. A good woman should support you and build you up, otherwise you're just hiring a really expensive prostitute.
Anonymous No.938474577 >>938474618
>>938474510
Just the fact that you think steak is a "nice dinner" proves how out f touch you are
Anonymous No.938474596 >>938474630
>>938474556
fuck no..... gross

I'm sixty and I quit eating meat when I was sixteen
Anonymous No.938474618
>>938474565
Good women don't seem to exist, at least not around me.
>>938474577
this has to be written by a woman, or a troll
Anonymous No.938474630 >>938474807
>>938474596
well I'm not going to respond to any of the other things that you said because I'm not gonna waste my time conversing with a retarded person.
Anonymous No.938474676
>>938474565
Anonymous No.938474807 >>938474874 >>938474930
>>938474630
..... Says the idiot who thinks you have to eat meat to get protein

.... Says the Einstein, it's dying who doesn't reas.He's reading my words, ps anywhere up to FIFTEEN POUNDS OF UNDOUBTESTED ROTTING MEAT IS TRAPPED IN YOUR DIVERTICULUM

............ Everybody who eats meat has a bunch.Oi'm digested rotting stinking roadkill decomposing dead animals TRAPPED IN THE NOOKS AND CRANNIES OF THEIR DIVERTICULUM...

lol yep.... im retarded.... hahaha

( just remember between you and I... YOU ARE NOTthe happily married man with a beautiful brilliant genius loving wifei, and who fucked almost 800 women before you turned 25...

........ Suck like I said.....
I guess you never stopped to think about the fact COWS DON'T PRODUCE PROTEIN

they STORE PROTEIN... just like us

......... But they are vegetarians
Isn't that strange?

the alleged 'protein' you've been getting from meat is just secondhand protein dave stored EATING GRASS....

thats right MISTER LONLEY FRUSTRATED GENIUS.....

Cows get their protein from grass...
What an inefficient way for you to attain your protein...

What a stupid disgusting way for you to update protein
Anonymous No.938474874 >>938475087 >>938475167 >>938475343
>>938474807
You're retarded and judging by this post, also schizophrenic.

800 women before you turned 25? Sure thing there grandpa.

I'm not even attempt to try and make any sense out of the rest of your non-sensical babblings, now get the fuck out of my thread
Anonymous No.938474930 >>938474958
>>938474807

Your digestive tract is not smooth like a garden house.

It's.
Got hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of tiny little nooks.And crannies... Cubby holes... folded corners...

Since you don't have eyes in your bowels you have been oblivious to the random pieces of meat that got stuck in one of those diverticulm...

Dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens of little pieces of meat that didn't get digested

So it sits there trapped against yourself to take you ROTTING AND DECOMPOSING

...... Personally I really wasn't interested in a conversation with you anyway

Because obviously you don't know what you're doing
OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG

........... And I thought you were supposed to be so much more advanced than me....

lol i've never done a full weak between girlfriends in my life since I was fifteen years old...

The longest it's everlasting was like four or five days...tops

And every goddamn time , I would turn around and realize IM IN ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP NOW!!

All of my real life friends.Heard me complain about not having any time to myself... they were all familiar with it..

" when this relationship ends, i just want one year by myself with no woman on my arm"

.....no such luck
every time..
KABOOM The next one has already started
Anonymous No.938474958 >>938475427
>>938474930
go take your meds old man
Anonymous No.938475087 >>938475117
>>938474874

HAAHAHAHA!!!

CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!

You are the 17,000th person to prove YOU'VE NEVER STUDIED PSYCHOLOGY
Because if you knew ANYTHING about psychology, you definitely wouldn't have accused me of being "schizophrenic"

But you're one of those people who likes to pretend you're smarter than you really are
You complain about not being able to find intellectual conversations with women..
lol what's so intellectual about YOU?
You quite literally
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SCHIZOPHRENIA IS

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYMPTOMOLOGY OF SCHIZOPHRENIA IS

DO YOU?
ARE INCAPABLE DEFINING SCHIZOPHRENIA IN YOUR OWN WORDS
.............nope
I in fact DO NOT have schizophrenia at all

lol..... You and every other uneducated idiot always uses that term :
" schizophrenia "

It's.
Supposed to make you appear knowledgeable
IT BACK FIRED TONIGHT
Because
YOU.....
CANNOT.....
DEFINE......
SCHIZOPHRENA....
IN YOUR OWN WORDS......

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS
Absolutely clueless

( of course , you're going to try googling it, but if you copy and paste anything I will instantly realize it)
SAY IT IN YOUR OWN WORDS....
DON'T BOTHER COPYING AND PASTING

Prove how intellectual you are, lonely masturbator.....
DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA
IN YOUR OWN WORDS
.............
you can't
you have idea how to define schizophrenia
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS
But that doesn't stop you from pretending
Anonymous No.938475117
>>938475087
your mom fat
Anonymous No.938475145 >>938475298
>>938474427 (OP)
It all depends on the women anon, girls are so brainwashed by social media that if you aren’t atleast a 8 or 9 out of 10 rate scale they can treat you however or say whatever they want to you without giving a fuck. You need to find yourself a women who is very obedient or high IQ for you to live with a lady where none of those problems you listed occur otherwise you will just fall into the same normie girls who will do you terrible when it suits them.
Anonymous No.938475167 >>938475298
>>938474874

I said ALMOST 800............


You're goddamn right i did....
by the age of 25....
100% true...

well over 700 whose name I learned beforehand... hot women, too.... I never fucked fatties or mediocre women...

and teenaged chicks.....

well over 700
I stopped counting around 740
because there were at least a few dozen who's names never got mentioned in the first place...

yep.... true.
unequivocally true, in fact
Anonymous No.938475298 >>938475458 >>938475486
>>938475145
My friend said to import a woman from south america, asia or eastern europe because all north american women are like this. I don't actually think that's true though but it seems like all of the single ones who are tinder are like this.

Any woman who is good housewife material has already been taken for the most part.
>>938475167
Not sure if schizophrenic or pathological liar
Anonymous No.938475343 >>938475369
>>938474874

see, pipsqueak.... I'll explain it for you

....... You don't mind if I call you PIPSQUEAK, do you?


when I was 18 I got hired as a strip club DJ at one of atlantas best stripclubs

a job I held for almost 10 years....

thats almost 3,650 nights , Pipsqueak

its surprising my number is that low
it could've been 3,650 women

but I was also dating the best ones...
so I was in no big rush

I also played in a rock bsnd and you know how girls are about fucking guys in bands

yep, Pipsqueak....
not sure how many women you've bedded......

but if an ugly loser "sculizophrenic retarded person' like me could fo it....

it seems like THE WORLDS SMARTEST MAN could have done it as well

......by the way
IM WAITING....
the definition of schizophrenia, sir..
IN YOUR OWN WORDS....

surely, an INTELLECTUAL LIKE YOJ
is capable of explaining schizophrenia in just a few words...

.......................... lol
.
Anonymous No.938475369 >>938475614 >>938475771
>>938475343
Your band probably didn't exist either, retard
Anonymous No.938475427 >>938475450
>>938474958

and exactly WHAT MEDICATION ARE YOU RECOMMENDING DR. GAMING CHAIR?

you ca people "schixophtenic" BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SCHIZOPHRENIA IS....

you literally got caught IS PRETENDING TO BE SMARTER THAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE....

so.... tell me, genius

Exactly which medication are you recommending, and what is the mechanism of action?

You seem like an expert

Exactly which medication is doctor douchebucket recommending tonight?
Anonymous No.938475450
>>938475427
Whichever ones they give to schizophrenics like you.
Anonymous No.938475455 >>938475544
>>938474427 (OP)
>what value do women provide to men?
they make sandwiches.
Anonymous No.938475458 >>938475544
>>938475298
Yes if I was you I would definitely go high IQ someone who can take care of themselves doesn’t do crazy shit or involved in crazy shit. Most of these people are 25+ even some of the most gorgeous girls you will meet in your life will be the biggest pieces of shit you will ever know, most of these women are ready to settle down so I hope you can stay loyal otherwise you’re in a for fun ride /b/rother gn.
Anonymous No.938475486 >>938475544
>>938475298

Your friend is one of those people who thanks shooting for the bottom of the barrel improves his odds of success

It's because he's not smart enough to think of his feet and figure out how to get a woman

Your friend is lazy and stupid

( plus those women aren't even white... is there subprimates)
Anonymous No.938475514
>>938474427 (OP)

>Incel making a lot of assumptions to be mad at.
Anonymous No.938475544 >>938475647 >>938475678
>>938475455
her idea of a sandwich was probably a slice of bologna with american cheese
>>938475458
honestly I don't think I would ever cheat on a girlfriend just because I feel like it's a shitty thing to do
>>938475486
I wouldn't fuck with a phillipino but a polish housewife? I would not object to that.
Anonymous No.938475567 >>938475709
>>938474427 (OP)
Belle! I'll take a woman over a guy. As a friend and partner. Maybe you, OP don't understand women?
Anonymous No.938475596 >>938475709 >>938475714
Foids are subhumans that are given way too much and play life on super easy mode, their lone contribution is the ability to reproduce and honestly that doesn’t make them worth anything, those creatures are nearly entirely useless
Anonymous No.938475614 >>938475766
>>938475369

According to you:
Nothing exists.. everything i'm saying is a lie, it's all bullshit and.
I don't have a wife and my kids aren't grown...

lol YOU LITERALLY CALLED ME SCHIZOPHRENIC.... AND I MADE A FUCKING FOOL OUT OF YOU....

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SCHIZOPHRENIA IS

IT'S JUST A TRENDY CAT PHRASE YOU USE... IN YOUR POMPOUS SELF ENTITLED AGENDA OF PRETENDING YOU'RE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU REALLY ARE


............IM WAITING DUM DUM

THE DEFINITION OF SCHIZOPHRENIA
........................IN YOUR OWN WORDS
............................................HURRY UP

lol so the band i played in didn't exist?
and the stipclub didn't exist, right?
and the almost 800 women didn't exist either, right?.
hahahahahah !! PMSL

nope, pipsqueak.
I'll tell you what DOESNT EXIST:

a woman who likes you
This thread is just you venting
Because if any of those women liked you they wouldn't.
Have been sending such strong signals that they weren't interested.
Anonymous No.938475647
>>938475544

polish housewife

That's because you don't get any pussy and you're desperae
Anonymous No.938475678 >>938475709
>>938475544
>honestly I don't think I would ever cheat on a girlfriend just because I feel like it's a shitty thing to do

It’s normal to be attracted to many girls besides your lover, and women are not like men, they have been fucked around and passed around way before you even got hair on your nuts. One wrong step you do such as having shit on your phone or looking at other girls in public with them will have them fucking some other guy before you guys even break up and then that will turn you into a monster who does the same shit, hope you have a good night Anon and I hope you stay loyal and your partner stays loyal but if shit hits the fan you will remember this.
Anonymous No.938475708 >>938475742
>>938474427 (OP)
So many words just to explain that you're gay, anon.
Anonymous No.938475709
>>938475567
There's nothing to understand, men think logically, women think emotionally. When a woman makes a decision, it's always different from the decision I would make if I was in the same situation.
>>938475596
Agreed. It would be nice if they could be more emotionally stable and decisive.
>>938475678
you're not wrong, anyways hanks anon, I hope you have a good night too.
Anonymous No.938475714 >>938476001
>>938475596

THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR RATIONALIZATION INTO HOMOSEXUALITY.
.
Obviously.
You had to try to make it sound plausible somehow....

Because for you, simply being honest and admitting " i'm terrified of women.Because I realize they see me as less than a man, so I never even try asking them out on updates or introducing myself, so although I try to sound like I'm an 'expert with women:, in fact i've never even seen a vagina in real life before, and the closest things I've ever had to sex.Is mutual masturbation with other men on discord"; is never going to happen

You didn't become a scared lonely masturbating.Excuse making classic homosexual by being brave
Anonymous No.938475742
>>938475708
I wish I was gay but penises do nothing for me. It would actually be so much easier if I was, the relationship wouldn't be a guessing game and it would be based on logic and reasoning, not vibes and feelings.

Unfortunately, I like pussy, boobs and smooth feminine skin and long smooth hair and the nice fragrances that women use
Anonymous No.938475766 >>938475824
>>938475614
I just assume everything you type out is fake. I don't read any of it, I just assume.
Anonymous No.938475771
>>938475369

ARE YOU READY DUM DUM?


SCHIZOPHRENIA: the belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen external entity

THAT.... is schizophrenia

but you didn't know now it
Because you were too busy pretending to be smart
Anonymous No.938475780 >>938475833 >>938475949
>>938474464
You sound like you are ruled by your emotions.
Anonymous No.938475824 >>938475853
>>938475766

I couldn't give any less of a fuck.What you believe or disbelieve

I mean seriously....
You've already made it quite clear that you're a dumb ass

YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO ATTRACT A WOMAN

You use " big words" trying to sound intellectual, completely unprepared to define one of those words in public

You're the one eating meat and drinking your superior to women and creating threads venting your anger because
WOMEN PUT YOU IN YOUR SPOT

Your spot.
Is sitting in front of that stupid lonely computer

So what you believe , or don't believe has very little value to anybody I miss planet, not even you, apparently
Anonymous No.938475833
>>938475780
Lol you kind of got me there, but at the same time I feel like it's reasonable to have emotions when it comes to dating and ending relationships
Anonymous No.938475836
>>938474427 (OP)
Anonymous No.938475853 >>938476131
>>938475824
You are literally completely insane. You need to be in a straight jacket and a padded room, amigo
Anonymous No.938475949
>>938475780

HES AN EFFEMINATE MOMMAS BOY

instead of masculinity he can only trust the " i'm more intelligent" fagshow

Patting himself on the back
Convincing himself he is more sophisticated than others

HES AN EFFEMINATE LOSER WITH THE LADIES

no wonder he can't even find a DESPERATE UGLY WOMAN who wants to get involved with his emotional issues

he wants a new MOMMY

. And he's one of those idiots with with no relationship experience, but he's insistent on BEING A MANLY MAN WHO PLAYS THE MAN'S ROLE

The stupid steak dinner
He even mentioned corn on the cub
hahagaga

He thinks women should be subservient
while "HES THE MAN:

That's exactly why he can't get any pussy

That's what even did dumpy ugly pigs make it clear they're not interested
Anonymous No.938476001 >>938476203
>>938475714
Funny how wrong you are, I’m not gay nor am I afraid of the subhumans, undesirable yes but afraid no
But please feel free you continue telling me about myself because i hate the subhumans and see them for what they are
Anonymous No.938476034
>>938474427 (OP)
the answer is sex, and the answer is sex
Anonymous No.938476131 >>938476195 >>938476240
>>938475853

INSANE has no meaning

none..
That's nothing more than street sign for uneducated idiots like YOU

You are incapable of using any of the correct terminologies because you're stupid and inexperienced

LOL @ YOU MASTURBATING YOUR LONRLY EXISTENCE AWAY

LOL HOW MUCH YOU WANT A WOMAN

HAHAHAHA
dude
its HILARIOUS that women don't like you

thats top bad, bto.
.because I GET WORLD CLASS DEEPTHROAT almost every time day
..
and while YOURE sitting there masturbating and thinking negative thoughts about women IM FORC8E FUCKING MY WIFES THROAT, PAST HER UVULA

the sex is awesome, sure....
but you want more than sex

you want a WOMAN WHOS IN LOVE WITH YOU

lol @ you seeming to think uou MATTER

like " i don't believe you' or " i won't read your words"

lol as if you're supposed to be important?

As if ANYBODY gives a fuck about you

( if you were worth even half a shit, you'd have several women by now... according to every woman on planet earth you're not good enough)
Anonymous No.938476195
>>938476131
insane does have a meaning retard. What the fuck are you eve talking about?
Anonymous No.938476203 >>938476359
>>938476001

AGAIN: GENIUS

SCHIZOPHRENIA = an organic psychiatric disorder in which the subject believes his life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity


lol you've been calling people schizo for years...

BUT YOU COULDNT INVEST 5 MINUTES INTO SELF EDUCATING?
Anonymous No.938476240
>>938476131
insane = street slang

you are officially NOT an intellectual

so that part about women being stupid ?

I PROVED HOW STUPID YOU ARE MORE THAN ONCE TODAY
Anonymous No.938476359 >>938476658
>>938476203
You’ve lost me on this one, I don’t get how any of that is a response to what I wrote?
Your a foid aren’t you
Anonymous No.938476489 >>938476801
lol @ you thinking you were "putting me in my place" when "the all-knowing expert" determined i am 'schizophrenic'


YOU HAD YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU

YOU NEVER EXPECTED ANYBODY WOULD ASK YOU TO DEFINE THE TRENDY CAT PHRASES.YOU TOSS AROUND WITHOUT EVEN UNDERSTANDING WHAT THEY MEAN

I made a complete fool out of you

And now everybody realizes.
You're just full of shit
You claim to be highly intelligent
Obviously you're lying
Anonymous No.938476587 >>938476685
>>938474427 (OP)
you can live without women but you can't live without food
Anonymous No.938476621
>>938474427 (OP)
Literally nothing
Anonymous No.938476658 >>938476737 >>938476801
>>938476359

What makes you think I have to respond to something you just said?

What makes you think YOU determine.
WHAT I SAY?

I couldn't give any less of a shit if it's.
Unrelated to something you just said

Because i've given you well over an hour to define schizophrenia

And you couldn't do it

So since you are not very intelligent
I'm teaching you
And now you don't have to look stupid anymore


SCHIZOPHRENIA = they think there's something controlling their life

That's it... i mean there's a lot more to it
BUT THAT'S THE DISORDER IN A NUT SHELL

It's a disassociative disorder
And they disassociate for themselves
BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY THINK
THERE IS AN EXTERNAL FORCE
SECRETLY CONTROLLING THEIR LIFE

They might think it's space aliens
they might think it's the government pointing beams at them
they could think it's an invisible dog that lives in their tennis shoe...

It doesn't matter

Because THEY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING..
. SOMEONE...
SOME EXTETNAL ENTITY
THAT IS PULLING ALL THE STRINGS AND MANIPULATING THEIR EXISTENCE

But you didn't know that...
Because you've never studied psychology

YOU'RE TOO BUSY TALKING AROUND PSYCHOLOGICAL.TERMINOLOGIES YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

HOPING PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE SMART

You didn't end up.Looking very smart tonight.That's for god damn sure
Anonymous No.938476685 >>938476801
>>938476587

> live without women

God knows you're doing it...
But then again, you never really were particularly attracted to women

That's why you regularly go into discord and engage in MUTUAL MASTURBATION WITH OTHER MEN

Which is an act of homosexuality
Anonymous No.938476737 >>938476780 >>938476874
>>938476658
I think your responding to the wrong post, I haven’t been asked in any response about anything in regard to schizophrenia
Anonymous No.938476746
I actually envision OP as the pillsbury doughboy

With that stupid self entitled smug little giggle of his, convinced tha2t hes superior


that stupid little giggle.....

That's exactly how I envision

a smug, fat soft, pompous inexperienced over compensating douchebag
Anonymous No.938476780
>>938476737

.................well thats your fault

for not having a distinctive signature style for blending in
...
Anonymous No.938476801 >>938476943 >>938477110
>>938476489
>>938476658
>>938476685
If bro isn’t lying about having a wife she’s for sure a fat lying schizophrenic too
Anonymous No.938476874
>>938476737

see, OP thought he could manipulate me the same way he manipulates his spineless mother

He's gone he could simply toss out the term " schizophrenia", and suddenly he would seem very knowledgeable and sane and wise

That's a very common idiosyncrasy for you guys in here... pretending to be more intelligent than you are

The same way he demonstrated his COMPLETE LACK OF KNOWLEDGE REGARDING WOMEN

his ABSOLUTELY BACKWARDS UPSIDE DOWN MISPERCEPTIONS ABOUT WOMEN

so I always enjoy watching those Type guys SUDDENLY GO SILENT.... when they realize they just got caught using " big words" they don't even understand
Anonymous No.938476943
>>938476801
I guess you must have been talking about ME?....

........ I'm assuming you must be talking about me

( keep in mind you are now using the term schizophrenia as well... and although I just defined schizophrenia for you..
YOU COULDN'T TELL ME THE SYMPTOMOLOGY IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT...

You have.
No idea how schizophrenic people behave

How they write the written word....

The patterns they create...
Is the tell tale signatures of schizophrenia
The textbook symptomology

You have no idea about any of that shit

So feel free to keep pretending you understand psychology

It makes you look like a child

Like a scared child
Who doesn't have the balls to admit
He doesn't.
Know his ass from a hole in the ground
Anonymous No.938477110 >>938477131
>>938476801

My wife weighs ninety three pounds soaking wet...

she's THE BEST, MOST THOROUGHLY KNOWLEDGEABLE REGISTERED NURSE.I'VE EVER DATED IN MY LIFE...

( at the age of sixteen I was dating a thirty six year old registered nurse from piedmont hospital in atlanta, and ive dated LOTS of nurses )

but my current wife is THE most knowledgeable registered nurse i've ever met, quite literally knows more than the average doctor, AND in fact, i've seen a few doctors actually turn to HER to explain different medical things to them

no shit. doctors asking her to explain certain details they were unfamiliar with

she was a lipstick lesbian for 11 years
until I met her...
11 years exclusively fucking college girls in california...( she got way more pussy than you?And all of your friends put together , will ever get , I promise)

but 30 minutes after meeting her
she wanted anal....

almost 12 years together so far
Anonymous No.938477131 >>938477448
>>938477110
then everybody clapped
Anonymous No.938477448
>>938477131

nope.......

no fanfare requested..
Banging a lot to women is not some kind of " hard to attain amazing feat"

It's the most basic simple is primal function of the human machine... mating

the Same way it's just so natural for other species as well...

its not bragging, because that would be like bragging about " i didn't drown in the bathtub last night"

Of course I didn't drown.. it's just a basic elemental primary fundamental instinctual drive: NOT DROWNING

Something happened....
Is something mysterious occurred...
I think it might have been biological warfare experimentation by our own government.

But whatever it may have been
SOMETHING DEFINITELY HAPPENED


Because for the first time since the caveman days today's young adult nails are THE FIRST GENERATION IN HISTORY TO BE ASEXUAL

......................asexual. en masses

the first generation of young adult males who ARENT focus done one thing and one thing only: getting as much pussy as possible

( that's how the human race has survived.
So long... men your age have always been COMPLETELY DRIVEN by sex

your imageboard gen whatever guys are going to spell the end of the human race

You guys put all of your energy into gaming chairs and cheat codes

AND PUT ZERO EFFORT INTO FINDING A GIRLFRIEND

I think the government may have sprayour parents and the nineties with some kind of chemical

And the result was an eventual ocean of asexual adult males.
Anonymous No.938478737
>>938474565

If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it, don't buy it
Anonymous No.938478830
>>938474427 (OP)
Sounds like you're just simply retarded, man, idk