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Anonymous No.938482013 >>938482183 >>938482313
Why is she doing that?
Anonymous No.938482183
>>938482013 (OP)
I dunno, why is he acting like that?
Anonymous No.938482313 >>938482355
>>938482013 (OP)
They're an assistant in Barotrauma.
>For the Honk Mother!
Anonymous No.938482355 >>938482440
>>938482313
You're not making any sense anon.
Anonymous No.938482440 >>938482484
>>938482355
You must be a traitor too!
Security Officer! Take them to the brig!
I'll meet you there with some crimson acid...
Anonymous No.938482484 >>938482593
>>938482440
Sure schizo
Anonymous No.938482593 >>938482686
>>938482484
I'm not a schizo.
I took my haloperidol
Anonymous No.938482686 >>938482956
>>938482593
What's up with this thread then?
It reads like a dyslexic fever dream.
Anonymous No.938482956 >>938483088
>>938482686
I don't know. You blacked out after injecting yourself with Calyx extract. You were screaming something about some cult.
I was able to get to you and apply some broad spectrum antibiotics until we could get back to port. I just finished giving you calyxanide to cure you when you woke up - still pretty delirious I see...
Hold still - let me give you some deliriumine antidote.
Anonymous No.938483088 >>938483303
>>938482956
>I don't know. You blacked out after injecting yourself with Calyx extract. You were screaming something about some cult.
No, that never happened.
>I was able to get to you and apply some broad spectrum antibiotics until we could get back to port. I just finished giving you calyxanide to cure you when you woke up - still pretty delirious I see...
Dude we're online and not in a boat, plus I haven't had a medical emergency today.
>Hold still - let me give you some deliriumine antidote.
>Deliriumine
Oh you're retarded, now things make more sense.
Anonymous No.938483303 >>938483369
>>938483088
Oh no... I'm afraid there's nothing else I can do...
Captain - our assistant is too far gone - too much trauma...
Could we have security escort him to the decompression chamber?

Sorry buddy - I tried my best. It'll be quick.
Here - I brought your favorite protein bar!
Eat up, champ... I'm gonna miss you...
Anonymous No.938483369 >>938483601
>>938483303
Yeah after this I'm disengaging, this conversation might seem whimsical and fun to you, but to me it just feels like you are ignoring me and speaking to yourself.
Anonymous No.938483601
>>938483369