Thread 938486533

I got my wife drunk and she finally came clean about her past. Her original "it was only 7 dudes", turns out was more like 30+, mostly one night stands. I don't know how to feel. What's your wife's body count bros, and what do you suspect it is?

she says "around 20" and i dont think shes lying. she knows I think it's actually kind of hot. tells me her slutty stories as i fuck her

>>938486533 (OP)
If you don't make a plan to leave her
No man will ever have sympathy for you
Never settle

>>938486598
>30.

>>938486877
i think she knows id think its hotter if it were higher

>>938486533 (OP)
I think "The Rule of Threes" is correct.

When men tell people their body count, divide by 3 for the real number.

When women tell their body count, multiply by 3 for the real number.

If she's the type to do a bunch of one night stands, it's probably far higher than 20. And the fact that she says "around 20" is pretty telling to, I think it's so high she doesn't actually know the real number.

Imma ballpark it at 60 or over. Consider that women don't have to work at getting dick the way men work at getting pussy. All it takes is accepting rather than seducing.

When a girl tells you her body count, triple it.
When I guy done, divide it in half.

Your wife was a little whorish. So she’s probably attractive. Part of having a hot wife. She’s yours now, so I don’t see an issue.

She says it’s in the 30s

My wife was a slut before me and now she’s my slut, past hurts but I think the only thing that makes up for it is that my past was worse.

>>938486533 (OP)
Zero. The thought of her dropping her panties for a strange man makes me physically ill, and if it doesn't make you sick you're a cuck.

>>938487153
I feel like that would be the only saving grace and not by a lot
Up for debate tbh

Depends on the situation

>>938486533 (OP)
it's zero, known her for her whole life

25 can you tell lololol

My wife was a virgin before me, as it should be.
If she's been with anyone before you is she truly yours?

>>938486533 (OP)
mine is in the 30s. she deepthroated my cock on the first date. life is what you make it anon

>>938487258
lol

idk i think it's fun to have a slutty wife. she tells me about one night stands with girls, threesomes she had, etc. really hot stories from your partner is a major turn on

>>938487264
The nice part about running your wives onlyfans is you get to make her take slutty photos keep them for yourself and also sell them for money too!

My wife said it was 2. When we first hooked up she was horrible in bed so I do believe her. She would also bleed the first six times we fucked. She’s a petite Asian.

Later she drunkenly confessed she worked at a high end sex club in SF. She didn’t fuck, but she would do sex acts with other models, both M and F.
Mostly them kissing her all over and eating her pussy. She would let them all finish on her tits. She’s a squirter, so I think that was the main reason people would request her. Later it made sense, she always wants me to cum on her tits, and she give amazing handjobs. I remember thinking how odd it was when we started dating. Horrible BJs, horrible sex, but the handjobs were really good.

Happy to say she’s amazing in bed now.

>>938487634
Wife's lol don't have several... Although

>>938486533 (OP)
>What's your wife's body count bros, and what do you suspect it is?
Two. I was her second boyfriend. Feels pretty good knowing she's not a hoe.

All women are degenerate sluts with no morals given the right circumstances.

>>938486533 (OP)
My wife had 3, but I found out later that one was a black guy she briefly dated in college.

>>938487753
Lmao gross, you should get checked for AIDS.

Three. And I believe that. It was pretty clear she was inexperienced in bed.

What I learned later from when her friend was joking with her, was that three was actual sex. She was a blowjob queen from HS to mid-college when she finally lost her virginity.

Was nervous about sex but slutty with her mouth. And her BJ game is pretty great

I’ve fucked between 125-150 and my wife can count on one hand the guys she fucked, no one night stands and was a virgin until she was 20.

>>938486533 (OP)
>"it was only 7 dudes"
muricans are such a cucks lol

>>938488486
We’ve seen your women, no one wants to fuck them.

>>938486533 (OP)

I never asked. When she asked about mine, I refused to disclose, because "we are above that". Because of that, she thinks mine is much higher then hers. Perfect situation to be in.

>>938486533 (OP)
Why would you want to know? I've fucked almost 100 women including hookers but I'd never tell my wife.

>>938486533 (OP)
Not the same woman. The nose is different.

Lol you guys are dating a bunch of whores. My girl had only fucked 2 dudes before me

>>938491674
As I said, my wife only fucked two dudes as well. But she’s been molested and cummed on by dozens.

>>938486533 (OP)
Wife said five. I've known her pretty well her whole life, it tracks.

unusual

>>938486533 (OP)
why do y'all give a shit about body counts?
she left them. she chose you.
isn't that enough? goddamn. if she was disappointed by your comparison to losers, she'd just leave you and go back to them. so what's the big fucking deal?

Found out supposedly my wife pegged her ex and did threesomes. Finally got into a deep relationship with her. She used a dildo on him once didn't even strap it. Then basically fucked a guy with her boyfriend in the room and he got some head midway through. Y'all she's barely a slut what am i supposed to do with that

>>938486533 (OP)
One. I met her in highschool and I was her first boyfriend. I couldn’t mentally deal with knowing my wife was a whore.

>>938486533 (OP)
People are here to enjoy life.

Thats all she wanted.

>>938496917
But big tits save lives

>>938486533 (OP)
You are making too much of this. Get her willing consent for everything to ass to mouth in public and go from there!!

>>938487640
she looks so fucking tasty, anon. does it turn you on to know how many people have used her body like a fleshlight on their first five minutes with her instead of dating and marrying her like you did?

i would actually love to try first hand how good she really is in bed now. i'll give you $10 for one night with her. i don't think she's worth the money, but i enjoy turning sluts like yours into cheap prostitutes for the sake of humiliating them in front of their husbands.

deal?

>>938500303
I said high end club. I couldn’t afford the cover charge to get in, and it seems you can’t even afford the parking fees. lol

Honestly knowing the whorish things she’s done is a turn on. I often cum thinking of her nice tits glazed with other guys cum. I told her if she would have let the guys fuck her, she would have been making big money. But then we wouldn’t have met.

>>938503575
what a pity, letting such a perfectly fine pussy go to waste from underuse.
i can teach her how to give proper blowjobs if you lend her to me for a week or two.

Any woman who tells you she has a sub 20 body count is either lying, or is so annoying that even 20 out of the billions of guys couldn't be bothered to fuck her. It's a red flag either way.

This body count bullshit lives in your stupid ass brains rent free, I hope you have a complex anytime you eat your girl out wondering if you can taste someone else's jizz or not. pathetic.

>>938486533 (OP)
Sorry, man. She caught the Jewish virus. Divorce. She belongs to the streets.

Does it even matter after 2? You already knew you were marrying a whore.

>>938509003
Living in 2025 is so depressing. Millennials and zoomers normalising sleeping with 30+ people, let alone 5-10, is genuinely sad. Women want to be whores and then graduate to marriage/dating material. It’s really, really bad.

3 before me, 2 men and 3 women since we been married.

>>938509408
How do you know she isn’t telling fibs?

>>938504526
what the fuck..

>>938504526
Lololol that's terrifying

>>938486533 (OP)
If she lied to you about that, what else is she lying about, you better run before you have kids.

>>938509480
Because i know every one of them. One was her first bf and that lasted a few years.

>>938500303
>>938503575
>>938507230

pardon if any of my words sound too sexually aggressive. i want to clarify i'm not some clueless larper commenting on everyone's wives, but have a lot of irl experience with 3-somes, 4-somes, larger groups, swinging, and dominating sluts of all sorts in any number of ways.

rest assured i know what i'm talking about when i tell you that nasty slut of a whore you call your wife should have been left free for another year or two until she got railed enough times that she had learned the very basics. personally i wouldn't even think of dating that asian cumslut before she'd been fucked by ten or twelve men at the very least. always leave the shit blowjobs and pussy stretching sessions to the losers ready to do the boring work that's necessary to teach the dumb little cunt which end of the cock goes in her mouth.

but it's never too late to give that cumdumpster chink fucktoy you married some proper training. if she was my bitch, i'd just drag her sorry gash all the way to the nearest swinger/sex club and make her speedrun all the missing cocks by making her fuck one guy after the other until she reached a decent number in as few evenings as possible.

>>938510751
That’s still bad. She probably fucked the first guy hundreds of times.

>>938486533 (OP)
Just one, me. Git gud nerds.

>>938486533 (OP)
when we first started dating said 5....accepted it and moved on. got brought up again years later and suddenly it's 3? lying bitch. i wasn't even mad or judgemental about it. but to lie about it years later and try to convince me 'you're remembering our conversation wrong'. want to go OJ on her. i would've been less pissed if she came out and said it's 10 and i was embarrassed. but to fucking bold face lie. bringing up some dark thoughts

>>938510843
Shut up gay retard.

>>938504526
wicked witch of the west

>>938510966
You win.

>>938503575
>>938510843

btw, why don't you show us how much more whorish she can be in front of the camera?
i kind of want to see her pussy spread and picture how hard i'd fuck her and how much she'd squirt before i came raw inside her pussy.

>>938510966
>Just one, me. Git gud nerds.

>>938511190
It’s quite plausible. Just because you settle for whores, it doesn’t mean he had to.

>>938511248
>It’s quite plausible
yes, he could've married his highschool girlfriend, which is even sadder really

>>938510928
Probably so. Hopefully we can get a few more added.

>>938511513
whoah man too soon.

>>938511394
t. degenerate

she never gave me a number except "More than I can remember"

>>938486533 (OP)
wifed up a sloot you didnt vet.

>>938486533 (OP)
is it the lying that makes you feel uneasy or is it the amount of people she slept with?
if its the latter grow up, what difference does it make

>>938511667
Then WHY did you MARRY her.

>>938486533 (OP)
>I don't know how to feel
Have you tried enjoying your life? Sex is pretty normal, don't let yourself get mad over it.

>>938511605
>t. degenerate
>degenerate or free spirit? who's to judge except our lord jesus christmas guy

>>938511698
>what difference does it make
It makes all the difference. It’s no wonder OnlyFans subscribers are primarily married men. Fucking idiots. You stupid motherfuckers perpetuate this “my wife is a busted out hoe who slept around, did drugs, and sucked miles of cock in her youth” culture because you’ve been thoroughly Jewed. What the FUCK is wrong with you. At least Muslims have their god damn heads screwed on.

>>938495970
Pair bonding is a thing. Women are worse at it the more they sleep around. Get educated.
Just cuz she "chooses" you now says nothing about tomorrow.

>>938511751
>Sex is pretty normal
So is monogamy you brainwashed tool. You’re a victim whether you know it or not.

>>938486533 (OP)
She's not yours, it's just your turn.
>Wife
You fell for the marriage trap.

Amazing. I just learned that my gfs first boyfriend she was sexual with was black and basically fucked her maybe 15 times in the 8 months they dated. I am physically sick. I do love her but the fact she felt love for someone who straight up used her as cumrag and ditched her is making me sick. I wouldve gotten love or a normal relationship but of course it had to be some social reject black guy, couldnt be a normal person. Im a bit lost now. I dont look at her the same way. I feel genuinely lost.

>>938511861
that didnt answer the question, if it makes so much of a difference why cant you tell? why do you need them to tell you their numbers?
sounds like sour grapes, resentment to others that got to live their lives while you be an incel

>>938512248
You’re right where you belong on this tragic website you insufferable retard. Your takes are so shit.

You need Allah or whatever the fuck his name is.

>>938486533 (OP)
She was a virgin before me. I live in a conservative area where girls either save it for marriage or maybe have 2-3 bodies tops from long relationships. The only ones who don’t are the town bicycles everyone passes around. I married my wife at 23, she was 21, fresh as they come.

I’ll never forget the first time she saw my dick. She was so fucking excited, like a kid unwrapping a toy at Christmas. Spent almost an hour just poking, stroking, tugging on my balls, giggling and asking the dumbest questions. Bros, there’s nothing like having a curious little virgin treat your cock like some forbidden treasure. Cutest shit ever, worth every second of awkward newbie sex those first few weeks.

And the best part? No condoms, no STDs, no baggage. Just pure, unspoiled pussy that only knows me. Every man deserves to experience that once in his life.

>>938512354
then disprove my points? all you are doing is attacking me lmao.

>>938512248
>why do you need them to tell you their numbers?
pretty sure every girl I've ever dated asked my number. and acted butt hurt it if it was higher. but in the few cases it was lower...i saw a diminished lack of respect. girls want alphas despite what they may claim. and guys dont want damaged goods. but our overlords have inverted the situation with apps and tv

>>938512376
Based.

>>938512376
was probably diddled when she was a kid so not her true first.

>>938512376
>she was 21, fresh as they come.
>21
i got a bridge to sell my friend, interested?

>>938512414
first point it a whole other topic, more about the substance of the person rather than anything else.
>guys dont want damaged goods
can you expand on that? what does a higher body count make them damaged goods?

gf (pic related) has never told me her body count but has told me she had a threesome with 2 guys before

>>938512394
Quran > you

>>938512507
>>938512539
Sad to think that you've got so much porn brain rot that you cannot comprehend the idea of an adult that hasn't fucked everything thats entered their field of vision but its okay though, I hope you heal one day

>>938512571
stop acting like a child anon

>>938512616
cope

>>938512616
>idea of an adult that hasn't fucked
21 year old saved herself for her husband is a jesus freak or has a gullible husband. so congrats on the jesus freak, cause you're obviously not gullible. high five alpha bro. proud of you

My ex wife said she lost her virginity at 15, but sucked a few dicks before then. Before she met me at 20, she couldn't recall if she fucked 5-10 guys, and sucked dick (not including sex) another 5-10 times, and then a handful of blackouts at parties where she woke up naked in bed. So from her slutty drunken guesswork, I'm going to say sucked almost 20 dicks plus whatever foreplay, and fucked at least 15 dudes before we met. And then when we were married she fucked 2 (that I know of) on the downlow. It's been a few years since divorce so I'd guess she became a slut again right after and say anywhere from 30 to 50 guys.

Lesson learned? Don't date a slut and expect her to be loyal or honest, and don't marry when you're young. I fell for a cheating slut because she was hot and had big tits and that's on me.

>>938512616
Porn brain rot makes up the majority of people here. There are still bona fide virgins out there or women with very limited sexual experience in their 20s.
/b/ types lust after whores 24/7/365 irrespective of martial status. The women are just as bad, if not worse.

>>938486533 (OP)
Gf told me her last relationship was open and whenever she got jealous of her bf fucking a girl she would make sure she fucked 3+guys in the same night
She's told me stories of some of her favourite guys with big cocks

>>938512867
>fucked at least 15 dudes @ 20
The state of it.

>>938489736
as i've gotten older, i've come to think that this is the best approach, don't ask, and don't tell
ignorance is bliss

>>938513317
Honestly? Based af. I also learned the hard way that it's true what they say about women wanting you more when they think they can't have you, or that they think you can do better.

If you treat them like a queen, they'll treat you like a peasant. Women are so used to having whatever guy they want that they'll chase down the one who doesn't give a fuck. Women psychology is fucking weird but predictable once you've been with a few long enough.

>>938513317
>>938513542
>my woman is a terminal whore and it’s based as fuck
>she also sexes with 1/4 the effort because she’s an old hag now

>>938513542
yeah, another thing i've realized is that women are far better behaved when you have options, or at least think you do
my wife (now ex) was never more pleasant and eager to please than when she thought a more attractive woman i worked with was interested in me and i was working late a couple days a week

>>938486533 (OP)
>What's your wife's body count bros, and what do you suspect it is?
1, me I saw the blood during our first time and we've been together since them with no pauses, mine is 1 too.

>>938512776
Nothing to be proud of buddy where I'm from not being a whore is the norm, doesn't even count as saving yourself, you just don't immediately open your legs nor immediately ask for sum fuck just because you're in a relationship. Part of me finds it pretty sad that you seem to think the only way to find an adult virgin is for them to be jesus freaks, gullible or I have to be some alpha chad or something, how rotten is the area you live in?

>>938514066
>where I'm from not being a whore is the norm
wheres that, im in iowa

>>938486533 (OP)
Alright riddle me this: Find out your girl fucked a dog once, or fucked a nigger once?

>>938514066
>adult virgin is for them
im sure there's plenty of hefty/unattractive girls saving themselves. glad you found one! thats the tits bro

>>938514132
they're both animals, but dogs don't have HIV

>>938514167
Why do you care so much? Is almost like you are jealous and veiling it in spite.

>>938514066
I also would like to know because I lived in VA, GA, FL, CA, and Japan and everywhere I went I never once met a virgin lol. All sluts with a past, even the ones I met not on dating apps and in regular places that seemed innocent.

Also, I'd prefer a girl that has experience than one who doesn't know what she's doing. The whole "pure virgin" thing seems like a you're just fetishizing a girl's innocence.

>>938514066
>>938514107
Yeah, where is that anon?

>>938514301
>iowa
>Yeah, where is that anon?
>brown hands typed this
knew it

>>938514107
I guess being an american makes sense as to why your view on women is so warped, part of me always thought those viral video and podcast clips were an exaggeration or you believe them to be true because you're always on the internet and never interact with women in real life. Hungary, to answer your question

>>938514385
>I guess being an american
can't go a fucking day without thinking about us...visiting our websites...consuming everything about us. why is that? like jesus christ, don't know or care anything about you. you could be eating haggis or curry...but i dont seek you out. never get it

>>938514290
I think its more worrying that you seem to think that sex is some complex thing that women can only improve on by being fucked by as many men as possible.

>>938514385
Finally you give a fucking answer after your speech. No, women in the US really are that slutty. And Japan, where I lived for a few years. You're either in a country where women just don't fuck like that, or you yourself haven't interacted with enough women to know that they're not that innocent.

Either way, I still standby what I said. I'd rather my girl knows what she's doing than saved herself for the "right one" and sucks ass in bed

>>938514519
I never said as many men as possible, retard. Either lack reading comprehension or intentionally chose to ignore certain parts. I said I'd prefer a girl has experience. That means she at least fucked enough beforehand to know what a man likes, and isn't awkward with her movements or shy about what she wants.

>>938487640
did she save any video?

>>938486533 (OP)
She says 3 and I believe her because we're both pretty unattractive.
I tell her this is my first relationship, which is true, but I've never told her I use to fuck a lot of prostitutes and even have a couple of STIs (HPV and herpes).

>>938514521
We get it, you fuck trash, hang around with trash, and are trash. Is there anything I missed.

>>938514385
Couldn’t be further from the truth and it’s no exaggeration, feminism is a plague here and the end result of it are the women who do whatever they want, which is slut themselves out thinking it’s them being “free” it’s a way bigger problem then you realize the average 5 girl here wants the world while also being whore’d out and high body count

>>938514642
Ahh, honesty and respect. The thing that long lasting relationships are built on, amirite?

>>938514642
>herpes
you caught that as a baby from an old person kissing you. repeat that until it sounds true and you're golden. her 3 is 12, unattractive girls give it up easier than pretty ones, dont kid yourself. everyone wants to feel wanted. if you're an ugly girl, you'll spread it so fast to feel wanted. sorry if you're just realizing

>>938514521
>I'd rather my girl knows what she's doing than saved herself for the "right one" and sucks ass in bed
this is, and has always been, a braindead cope for men who have to settle for sloppy twenty-seconds

>>938514885
if you think babies get genital herpes from an old person kissing them, you have a very warped understanding of reality in more ways than one

>>938514642
So you lied and told her it’s your first relationship and think she was being honest by telling you 3? Lol get real bro, wake up call you’re just the last in line, again women settle with the guy they can get, not the guy they want

>>938514981
>a braindead cope for men who have to settle
So I'm sleeping with my supposedly virgin gf after a year of dating...and she starts doing all this shit like holding her legs up in the air by her own ankles and riding it like she was born doing it. obviously been lying to me about her experience, right? mentioned it, and she got quiet and claimed she learned from porn. idk though

>>938486533 (OP)
that's how it will always go anon. you just have to assume their real number is much higher than whatever bullshit number they give you

>>938515112
Damn that’s tough, could be porn tho I’ve known girls who watched it way too much but I doubt it, she definitely lied also if she was a virgin where was the hymen? If she valued it that much that would end any suspicion

>>938515057
>if you think babies get genital herpes from an old person kissing them, you have a very warped understanding of reality in more ways than one
>genital
he didn't say genital
i'm a dad and the doctor warned us about strangers kissing him

>>938487426
>idk i think it's fun to have a slutty wife.
because you know there's nothing you can do about it

>>938515124
You know it’s fucking bad when they’ve normalised their behaviour in their heads to the point where they think their downplayed number can be passed off as acceptable.

Remember fellas, no hymen no diamond

Don’t be a simp

My wife was a virgin when we met, but it's silly to get hung up about that shit. I've been cheated on by my high school sweeheart after years together, and had a perfectly faithful slut who never strayed. People are individuals.

>>938515306
Your “faithful slut” is never going to fuck you the way she fucked her ex’s and casuals. Those wild days of exploration are long gone. You’re getting menopausal tail and you know it.

>>938515306
>cheated on by my high school sweeheart after years together, and had a perfectly faithful slut who never strayed
me and my wife regularly have lunch with a girl friend from my highschool and her husband....and he has no idea i used to bang her silly every friday for about a year when they were together. wouldn't do anybody any favors to come clean now, but man it made me not trust women ever.

>>938515249
they probably don't count all the times they've been fingered or blown guys but never fucked them etc

i'm not even mad about it at this point. it's just the reality.

>>938487040
She’s had around 30 trains run on her.

Show how she looked in college

>>938487307
X10, dude

Whatever a woman says her body count is, multiply it by 3.
Whatever a guy says his body count it, divide it in half.
Those will be the true numbers.

Also, if you ask a girl when was the last time she had sex, if she says 6 months ago, that means it was within two to three weeks ago tops.

>>938488208
Would
She let them
All cum
On her tits, too?

>>938515371
>Your “faithful slut” is never going to fuck you the way she fucked her ex’s and casuals.
She did ass to mouth on the first date lmao - in sexual terms, *nothing* was denied me in that relationship.

>>938515415
You made your bed. You chose to fuck it. That sounds like a you problem & cope. I expect nothing less than for you to own your terrible choices. I’m glad you chose to be the example of what not to be/do.

>>938515513
what the fuck are you talking about

>>938512569
She’s spent a few weekends being a house toy in the frats

>>938515507
You were sexual equals, both with similar experiences, expectations and sex drive. Both completely fucked in the head. I support the degenerate-degenerate matchmaking.

>>938515571
>what the fuck are you talking about
he's one of those guys that 'believe' their girl was a virgin, and her hymen was gone from horseback riding or fucking a dildo

The worst part is that women are incapable of love as well. Despite all the advertising that they're the caring, romantic ones. They're loveless whores.

>>938515571
Never mind, I thought you responded to something else. Go and read a book you effeminate dweeb, you would accept anything.

>>938515606
>fucking a dildo
it's a hairbrush handle for most girls, at around 10 if they're adventurous and curious, 14-15 if they're late bloomers

>>938515701
>you would accept anything.
friday night, chatting on /b/, still somehow full of themself. my wife's bathing the kids, what's your excuse?

>>938515585
Pretty much. She's good people, I hope she's doing well - a bit crazy, but she never did me wrong and the fucking was great all four years we were together. All kinds of people cheat - and don't.

>>938515768
>my wife *probably* banged dozens of people
>my wife *probably* gave a dozen or so blowjobs to strangers
>my wife *probably* got fingered by randoms
>I gave her a ring and put a baby in her
You’re a lost cause. You can hand in your man card at your nearest suicide clinic you dickless worm.

>>938515795
Sure. You were both degens and made for each other.

>>938516037
>>>938515768 (You)
>>my wife *probably* banged dozens of people
>>my wife *probably* gave a dozen or so blowjobs to strangers
>>my wife *probably* got fingered by randoms
>>I gave her a ring and put a baby in her
>You’re a lost cause. You can hand in your man card at your nearest suicide clinic you dickless worm.
you typed alot for me. appreciate your caring. im one of those arranged marriage folks. brown as shit. had a doctor check her hymen and everything. makes her mine and it pure

>>938516184
>they probably don't count all the times they've been fingered or blown guys but never fucked them etc
>i'm not even mad about it at this point. it's just the reality
Yeah, no. The last sentence in your previous comment does not align with this work of fiction about your alleged wife. Off you go, back to OnlyFans where you belong.

>>938516313
>this work of fiction
youre right, id kill myself if i was brown

>>938516313
>>they probably don't count all the times they've been fingered or blown guys but never fucked them etc
>>i'm not even mad about it at this point. it's just the reality
any you're responding to multiple people brownie

>>938516378
Following the comment chain indicates that was you. Imagine pretending to have a wife & kids you fucking loser. I can smell your vagina from here you nasty thot, only a smelly vagina-haver would attempt to placate criticism of whores the way you did. Your cunt should be surgically removed for good.