Thread 938487804

New cele/b/ thread
Oh sh*t here we go again

Edging my shit stick

You can literally feel the hubris sloughing off our ego when met face-to-face with the KING's grandeur.

Pulling the fucking turd plum off myself

>>938487912
Go drink the soup outta your old fleshlight

Fucking the arm of my couch and farting nonstop

it's 5:40 in the morning and I'm about to do another fuckin liiiiiiiiiiiiine

>>938487804 (OP)
they can fart in my face

>>938488094
They won't, but I fuckin' will, and it's a wet one

>>938487989
Based

>>938487989
she's fucking beautiful

>>938488094
Do u want to smell it?

>>938488331
I want to smell the ghosts of their lunches

why in the fuck do you keep doing this? What in the actual fuck is wrong with you? You KNOW this is gonna be SHIT, the best we can hope for is babs because he's not beady, is that really what the fuck you want? we have to settle on "accepting" that stupid german's posts? and troy is fucking fat

you heard my opinion
-northy

bed bugs

>>938488390
>>938488367

bugz in da bed

>>938488353
Oh yes, same

I also have bed bugs

Ignoring that boring cunt

>>938488622
Nice tits

Oh frick

>>938487846
why is she wearing two bikinis

>>938488829
<3

>>938488922
Post recent pics you fat pedo

>>938488886
to avoid losing a single drop of her monthly flow

>>938488829
gonna eat some cum for Hailee tonight

>>938488957
N
>>938488992
Now that's epic

SCHIZO'CLOCK

Gonna drink 13 beers and fart in J-Tard's mom's mouth

>>938489007
This is extra impressive when you realise Haiz is already pretty tall for a woman, yet she looks so short next to Kloss

>>938489181
Just how tall is Karlie?

>>938489181
Uh sure

>>938489413
Beauty

sex w/dua

can we get some sabs?

No one wants to admit they gooned three times before noon.

>>938489650
Sex w/ dua and her sister. And their mom too.

Is that Hersh?
Not replying to that.

i can already tell this is going to be a thread where no one posts celebs

>>938489650
Goddes

>>938489914
and talented!

I’m not hersh tho

I jerk off while looking at lily's cartier ad. I keep imagining her saying to me "I'm your girlfriend", as I'm fucking her asshole. then I keep chanting her name and date of birth.

>>938489702
>>938489745
>>938489909
Fuuuuck

not hersh

>>938489861
>>938490017
i would like to apologize
i'd like to but i'm not gonna kek

>>938489702
To who anon?

>>938490063
Sexxxo

>>938488390
he didn’t report

>>938490056
I don’t need an apology, I just need Lipa women in my bed
(my filenames are just all over the place because I’m phoneposting)

>>938490152
We could all use a Lipa female to keep us warm at night!
WE GOTTA SHARE THE LIPA

Kek why are you phone posting, you at w*rk or somthin lmbooo

>>938489909
A neo-nazi gymnastics slut who hasn't even qualified for the Olympics is a celeb?

>>938490232
You can go after Dua and I’ll take the other two, deal?
>you at w*rk or somthin lmbooo
yes

>>938490590
Dua for the price of TWOa? I think I'm fine with that. :3
>yes
my condolences...

>>938489886
obsessed

holy schizo

Shit faggy namefag cunts ruin another thread

okay, spillie time

>>938491199
suck me

Imagine being such a huge fuckin' insecure pussy that you're too afraid to just admit you're a namefag called J-Tard

>>938491199
Sounds good

Time for this autismigastic pantomime

>>938491226
hapily. and im sure millie would too

anyone wanna post celebs today?

>>938491337
who the fuck even is that

>>938491199
fuel muh goon

>>938491270
>>938491527
fueling you all day :3

>>938491640
suck on my boner :3

>>938491640
::::3 my dick and bone omg millie

>>938491704
J-Man are you alright?

zzzz

>>938491640
Fuck she looks so good there

>>938492221
Suck on my sleepy cock and wake him back up.

>>938491640
fuuuuuuuuck anon my cock, she looks so good there

>>938492271
no thank you, but i'll take some of that ice cream

>>938491657
>>938491704
>>938492253
>>938492280
mhmmmm she always looks perfect anon

>>938492409
Are you gonna brush AND floss?

>>938492484
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK she always looks so goonable

>>938492472
Her recent blonde phase was my fav

I also need someone to suck on my cock.

>>938492484
always do ᓚᘏᗢ

>>938492561
Go ask your faggot father

>>938492583
Then you may have ONE (1) iced cream.
Two scoops MAX!

>>938488622
>>938488671
it's so funny her son went online to be like "please stop lusting over my mom's beautiful luscious milf tits"

>>938492472
Make me fucking MOAN for her

>>938488622
>>938488671
it's so funny her son went online to be like "please stop lusting over my mom's beautiful luscious milf tits"

>>938492671
Your mother should have swallowed you

>>938492513
>>938492671
moan her fucking name anon-

>>938492600
No. I'm not one of your namefags. So suck on it or zip it.

>>938492614
sounds
good

>>938492737
Neck yourself you piece of shit

fart jerking

>>938493273
Do a flip, cunt

So who's gonna blow me and eat my ass to Game of Thrones girls?

>>938493373
Suck on me

>>938493373
Blow your fucking brains out

>>938493393
Suck on a 12 gauge faggot

Parker seething today lmao

>>938494278
I know she's of age now, but it feels wrong to find her so attractive.

Yeah post some older pics

>>938494278
>>938494354
>>938494637
Absolute scumbags

>>938494278
epic legs

I can't stan allison

>>938495084
Not a celeb, you dumb fucking cunt

>>938495369
why? he’s a very kind and compassionate poster

>>938495438
Incorrect

>>938495470
Incorrect

allison raped and murdered my entire family

>>938495611
No, I’m right. He is.

>>938495680
Incorrect

>>938495721
Why do you feel that way?

>>938495661
but he posts rare allisons, so it all evens out

>>938496016
>>938496037
>>938496082
I don't like these celebs

>>938496191
I like this image

allison murdered my parents in an alley outside a movie theater. from that day forward i vowed to avenge all crime.

>>938496574
avenge allisons asshole with your tongue

>>938487869
who?

KENDALL tummy

>>938497366
that’s Lisa

>>938496158
>>938496062
MORE

If you find a single Jenner or Kardashian attractive, you are the lowest common denominator and should kill yourself out of shame and embarrassment. I respect Millie fans more than you, and that's a low bar.

Lisa is always mommy

>>938498293
She's not the most obvious of hotties, but she's funny and seems really kind and cool. I could see it. Good for you, anon.

Beady's a waste.
Beady's a mess.
Beady's a big disgusting MESS.

Olivia Dunne is a neo-nazi. I know that turns on most of the scrawny white kid degenerates here who jerk off to Joe Rogan, but for anyone who's normal, you should know.

HE'S A GIANT WASTE

>>938498676
YOU'RE A GIANT'S WASTE (troy turd)

>>938498982
Finally, someone posts the good Olivia.

>>938498587
no one cares pajeet

>>938498587
Proof? Source?

>>938498982
>>938499236
sorry i'm late is it time to post olivia's feet?

Push those feet together #TheFourthHole

>>938499963
gah damn they look soft

>>938499908
It's always time. She's an actual goddess.

>>938500229
a sex goddess more importantly

>>938500399
A footjob from her would fix me.

>>938500738
might stop my heart tbh

gonna fap to maya higa lol

beady you nigger i have a movie recommendation for you

gonna fap to heterosexual babecocks lol

>>938501005
Based
>>938501085
Unbased

>>938501330
sometimes i see a good movie and i want to see how long it'll take beady to get through it

>>938500749
And jumpstart something else
>>938501254
>press X to doubt

BEADY'S A BIG DISGUSTING MESS

>>938501085
Continue.

>>938501396
pres X to cum in my mouth

>>938488808
thanks I've been working out

>>938500749
Dying while erupting between those feet isn't a bad way to go.

>>938500328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRXZj0DzXIA
listened to this in the shower :DD
>>938501477
Dinner in America

>>938501491
well she's just plain gorgeous
>>938501483
I applaud your tenacity. Apparently it should be spelled sissyphus

>>938501483
For me it's her legs and tum.

>>938501570
>An on-the-lam punk rocker and a young woman obsessed with his band unexpectedly fall in love and go on an epic journey together through America's decaying Midwestern suburbs.
>punk rocker
I think I've seen enuff.

I think I'll stick with my dinos and giant lizards and monkeys TYVM.

>>938498293
she'll be proper bogged these days like the rest of the cast

>>938501650
i know it sounds wack but i promise you it's very good.

>>938501515
you're so right
>>938501603
nothing plain about it

WHO ALL HERE SAW THE LEPRECHAUN

>>938501716
I AM GOING TO LAFF

Naaah but FRFR I'll put it in the queue.
I'll give it priority +2 which I usually never do.

>>938501786
love that
alright we can go back to making passive aggressive remarks at each other now

it's da freakin weekend

>>938501876
Drunke monke
>>938501771
fine. She's just arousingly gorgeous

>>938501876
gonna finally kill yourself?

He skipped me and spammed Choli instead.
Is that fear I sense in his heart?

Stand down, Kate.

>>938501856
>we can go back to making passive aggressive remarks at each other now
Our work is never finished.

>>938501383
We did rewatches of Fight Club and Carnage tonight. What did you watch?

>>938502011
I need to watch you kill yourself

>>938501570
based <3 I kind of love that it's obvious they were never in the same studio as Selena lmao, I think they shot it during Covid so it makes sense

>>938501771
I can't imagine a more satisfying feeling than resting atop her soft, feminine body after painting her cervix white.

COMPLETE. NAMEBITCH. DEATH.

COMPLETE ANON DEATH

>>938502011
>We did rewatches of Fight Club and Carnage tonight.
Based. Good movies.
Ol Brockster and I didn't watch anything last night (he played battlefield all night). I was recommending Beady a movie brocky and i saw from a few days ago (Dinner in America)
>>938502084
Kek yeah. I love Rose's part in that song too. So catchy!!!

>>938502133
First we kill all the lawyers. Namefags next

>>938502159
you aren't spamming yet? Why? please get to that point before the cringe shit, you're already halfway to both

ol faggot brocky didn't suck my cock last night, ass was playing some dumbass vidya

>>938502163
me too, also Jennie's part 100% gets stuck in my head lol. I've been playing Pokerogue recently, and every time I use an ice dude, I'm just mentally going "ICE CREAM CHILLIN CHILLIN ICE CREAM CHILLIN" as I one-shot people lol
I'm only here for an hour or so fyi, I'm waiting on some laundry to be done before I head out for a bachelor party weekend with some hometown buddies

>>938501951
shockingly fertile

>>938501951
the best kind

>>938496575
nice. I love meika.

>>938501951
>drunke monke
kille yourselfe

>>938502497
>I'm just mentally going "ICE CREAM CHILLIN CHILLIN ICE CREAM CHILLIN"
okay now this is actually based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFDO5OZO61Y
listen to this on your way to the party <33

>>938502133
filipinos are NOT Asian...

>>938496575
Fat ass nigger

>>938496575
I would be happy if she was my gf.

i've reached full gooning altitude

OMG DOUBLE KINI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWket8rFNB0
Peak Minji

>>938502542
This shoot is unreal

>>938503031
kinda can't believe it's real

>>938502687
>listen to this on your way to the party
I will! It's a few hours up there, we're going to a lake house in NH, so I'll have plenty of time on the drive lol
>Pit Stop (New Song)
will also be listening to this

>>938503082
Jesus christ. She really is a goddess.

i gotta boil my beans

jerk off to bbc with me corly <3

>>938503094
why no mound?

>>938503135
comes with her own pedestal and everything

>>938503137
you haven't killed yourself yet?

;)

>>938503127
yay!!!!
I wish Pit Stop got an actual release but they went on hiatus right after this performance :((
Minji looks VERY pretty in the performance though!

>>938503175
Would be a worth-while purchase. Not even just for sexual reasons. Imagine u
Just being able to look at her in your home like a fine piece of art.

>>938502083
I always say that about BD. You are boring and uninspired. You get no points.
>>938502163
I recall. Now that I am home ... hmm we'll see. Maybe I will do some gaming as well.

>>938503137
are they soybeans? we're growing soybeans

>>938503139
no, me!

>>938503291
Did you have a good time on your vacation? :DD

>>938503291
not trying to be inspiring or impress you of all people, kill yourself

FUCK SEVERIN

>>938503407
Yeah it is not over. I just keep family time limited. It is not that there is an issue, just that we lead separate lives and being a guest I just feel like 3 days is enough. Sometimes I do more, but afzer 3 days usually all the catching up that is to be done has been done.

More Olivia or more Dua please

Blew Jiraiya's arm smoove off

>>938503771
Fair enough. Was the family time good? Did ya have lots of fun?

>>938503276
just sitting her pretty ass there for show, maybe stripping occasionally

>>938503849
God yes. I dont appreciate her enough. Should jerk to her more often.

>>938503315
sorry choli they're black beans

it's taco night :)

maybe idk but i want the beans ready just in case

>>938503891
incredibly underrated

>>938503247
I bet they'll release it when they come back though, they wouldn't have gone through the effort to choreo it and sync the stage effects if they were just gonna scrap it. And it'll be megahype for you when it does drop for real
>Minji looks VERY pretty in the performance though
YES I agree! she looks super cute at that show

>>938503771
>I just feel like 3 days is enough
I love my family very much, and I also do not stay beyond 3 days if I can avoid it lol. We all need our space

>>938503823
that froggy freak probably deserved it tbh

>>938503981
>>938503981
>>938503981

>>938503950
Yeah he honestly sucks

>>938503944
Such a goddess. Maybe I should slip my pants off next thread. You gonna post more next thread? Or I'm happy to chat elsewhere too

>>938503891
>Should jerk to her more often.
if i had a dime for every time i said this

>>938503950
>I bet they'll release it when they come back though
i really, really hope so!!!!
and ugh minji is such a queeeeeen.
>>938503920
should've had pinto beans

HE'S PISSED

HE'S PISSED

this is what happens when we let babs make a thread

>>938505274
I didn't let him, that was you

WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE

>>938505302
>>938505302
>>938505302

HAHAHAHA

>>938505274
Mid Asshole, craving for olivia like a loser whimp

>>938505312
incoming deletion

>>938505357
Babs never deletes threads

>>938505312
no

>>938505369
talking about yourself in the 3rd person eek