Thread 938488910

I want nuri to tie me down and tickle me until i die from a heart attack

>>938488910 (OP)
I want to see her get elbow deep anal fisted.

i want nuri to put me in a headlock so my face is in her armpit

>>938488910 (OP)
fuck off to discord faggot

Well good morning to you as well

>>938489568
Nuri?

>>938489608
As the day I was born in a lab

>>938489766
Hi soles please!

Men these days are lazy, take shit photos on dating apps and make no effort on their profile, and then bitch and moan that they don't get any matches and women are all whores who only date Chad's.

The truth is, women like confidence. You know how to demonstrate that? That be confidently approaching them and striking up a conversation. Don't be weird. Don't try to redpill a bitch because people aren't dumb and see right through that shit. Be genuine, be yourself, learn to handle "no" and rejection, and get out there and transform your lives.

What holds you back? What are your barriers to being confident and approaching women?

Yeah sorry I was trying to believe that absolute fucking horseshit about having inherent value as a ma… or to be fair, I guess human in What holds you back? What are your barriers to being confident and approaching women? because I won’t pretend anyone gives a fuck about boring, unremarkable women either lmao Gonna die alone!!!!! Yeah let me let go of who I am, pick up hobbies for the SOLE FUCKING PURPOSE of not being the boring person I’ve been told outright I am by multiple girls. My bad, should have been railing lines and riding motorcycles to keep her fucking hamster brain spinning… Not to mention the fact that it feels like you have to become an infinitely more valuable person than a woman for an even match. Would a woman who works out date a guy who doesn’t? Fuck no, yet the opposite looks pretty fucking common

There are so many layers to this, and a lot of dudes don’t even know they’re looked at like losers. I had a female friend ask why I thought I shouldn’t have to improve and I realized that SMV and everything else in the red pill is actually way more valid than people act. It’s valid social skills and info combined with manipulation and low key abuse because… it gets results and that’s better than being a good person with no bitches unironically because this world is trash

This is a Diddy party, isn't it?
Is that why Sunny had him on the show talking about gay sex or whatever in the dvd extras because they are all Diddlers?

Lemme tell you a story about the first time I was visiting New York

Look at the little guy go!

>I was walking down Madison Avenue and I saw a group of people formed around a vehicle
>I wondered “hmm I wonder what’s goin on”
>rushtothescene.jpg
>There’s a flamboyant man who turns to me and starts to scream
>”POFFFF OH POFFFFF”
>”POFFF IS IN THERE POFFFFYYY”
>who the fuck is that ?
>turns out it’s just a gay immigrant guy who can’t pronounce “Puff Diddy”
>he steps out the car and graces us with that signature gummy smile of his
>instantly feel a wave of happiness, it’s like watching those cute viral videos of dolphins
>thatswhenithitme.jdam

That’s why we loved him so much. He smiles just like a dolphin. It’s so endearing!

No diddy as pause

The fact you even need to ask tells us all we need to know about you.

>yadungoofed.png
>crimes against children are the most abhorrent acts in modern society. It changes the development, thoughts, and opinions of the victim in a an already struggling world. This is aside the fact a minor does not possess the faculty to make their own decisions.
>they lack the life experience to determine possible consequences of their actions.
>not to mention the majority of underage victims need coaching and encouragement to engage in these types of behaviors.
>add to the fact the victims come from mostly underprivileged backgrounds and have likely suffered multiple forms of neglect and abuse.
>if you feel the need to engage in sexual acts with children, you're a vile example of humanity. The fact you can't engage with other adults and respond with adult interactions with minors is gross and detestable.
>you're sickness and perversion alters the course of children's lives and shapes their world view to that of a permanent victim mentality.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm love nuri

My watch doesn't even work. I only wear it so I can use it as a prop to look at it, and pretend like I'm pissed off about not having enough time. It's worked out pretty well for me so far.

Until this morning, when I woke up and discovered somebody had stolen my watch. It's the only thing I've got. Now I don't know what to do without it.

I want to ride a Sybian in front of her while she coaches and teases me. I want to eat her out while cumming from prostate stimulation.

>>938490255
Carry a briefcase. Pull some of your hair out to let people know how stressed you are.

So Jada left me for this Bad Boy. Apparently she was cheating on me the whole time with him. She left me for him because he can take care of her sexually.

Will told me to stay away from her or else. What does he mean by that?

What should I do /b? She cucked me and she fell in love with him. She also blocked me on her phone and her media accounts.

shanes like "damn i have to work early today"

It sucks getting cucked and cheated on especially when the guy is twice my age and has a cock twice the size of mine. He is full 8 inches while I am a modest 4 inches.

>>938490448
no i actually am working later at 7pm

>>938490203
>>938490203
>the majority of underage victims need coaching and encouragement to engage in these types of behaviors.
How would you know this? Got something to confess?

I thought will was cool and wouldn't have sex with a girl who has a boyfriend or in a serious relationship or steal a girl from a guy like me.

>>938490528
Nobody starts work at 7pm. You're home all day

He fucked her many times with his big cock and sent me pics and videos of it.
I hope Jada comes back to me soon. I will wait until she hopefully gets bored of him.
What should I do /b?

>>938490582
>he doesn't know people work niggt shifts
just say you never had a job

Why does his cock have to be bigger than mine?????? WTF

>>938490203
>they lack the life experience to determine possible consequences of their actions.
That's like the saying to an unemployed person, "2 years experience needed". How do they get a chance to get experience if experience is needed to gain access to experience? Make it make sense. If anything, this encourages child molestation.

Do women realy prefer big cock men?
Does it look like she loves him in the pics?
What can I do to get her back

>>938490634
No jobs start at 7pm. Get a job, sluggard.

>>938490448
Literally

Shane receives free food

>>938490752
night shifts do i was actually supposed to start at 4 but i guess they had some problem

>>938490817
You should be sleeping now then.

>>938490844
it's not labour i work on a computer just copying paste people information

>>938489792
I dont recall if I showed you my horrendous tan line

Lightning crashes, a dead mama dies
Her placenta falls to the floor

>>938490955
go to discord you're too boring

>>938490979
nuris family is dead

>>938490955
Yeah you did lol. Any chance for a new picture maybe perhaps?

>>938491000
Nig dick trips

So Canada-Chan left me for this Tommy Lee look alike. Apparently she was cheating on me the whole time with him. She left me for him because he can take care of her sexually.

The LAW told me to stay away from her or else. What does he mean by that?
What should I do /b? She cucked me and she fell in love with him. She also blocked me on Discord and her other media accounts.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me.
What does it mean to me? Can someone explain? I don't know what it means to me

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me.
What does it mean to me? Can someone explain? I don't know what it means to me

I thought the LAW was cool and wouldn't have sex with a girl who has a boyfriend or in a serious relationship or steal a girl from a guy like me.

left me for this Tommy Lee look alike. Apparently she was cheating on me the whole time with him.

>>938488910 (OP)
the first thing I looked at was her armpit. I would rather lick her pits than play with boobs.

literally biological dude

I need nuri to wrangle my dangle

>>938491059
They’re tired
>>938491371
Thank you I think

My watch doesn't even work. I only wear it so I can use it as a prop to look at it, and pretend like I'm pissed off about not having enough time. It's worked out pretty well for me so far.

I need nuri to glisten my mizzen

>>938491979
Do you think you can suck dick better than a Shark vacuum cleaner?

>>938492001
I bought a new watch for my birthday because I have no friends
its a nice watch from japan. I like it

>>938491979
let your armpit hair grow out. thank me later

I NEED NURI TO MONGLE MY DONGLE

>>938492045
My watch doesn't even work. It needs to get a job. I only wear it so I can use it as a prop to look at it, and pretend like I'm pissed off about not having enough time. It's worked out pretty well for me so far. It's waterproof so I can take it in the tub.

>>938492033
Doubtful, they can do it for a long time without stopping. Even I need air.
>>938492081
Last time I do that, I was attacked

>>938492236
>Last time I do that, I was attacked
by whom? horny indians?

>>938492194
Best I can do is wrangle a dangle

>>938492246
People here

>>938492247
could I convince you to wringle a dingle? it won't take long

>>938492236
What's the most dicks you've taken at the same time?

>>938492285
probably gay faggots. I tell you real men prefer their women natural.

>>938491979
Thank you! Cute as always.

>>938492339
No they don't. You got called a "real man" by some girls before as a reward for paying lip service to what they wanted to hear. You did this out of desperation. You took it at face value and failed to get any pussy.

>>938492287
I can attempt to, but I’m a cowboy at heart. Wrangling and rustling are my specialties
>>938492310
Yeh
>>938492339
When I first started posting here, I was hairier there and everyone hated it lol
>>938492351
<3

>>938492504
Would you let Billy fuck you?

The only reason I obsess over Nuri is because her husband looks like me (except he has legs, money, and can talk without a speech impediment )

>>938492538
I thought his name was jigsaw
>>938492603
How do you know he has legs, money, or no speech impediment? What if you are him and dont know it

>>938492603
that sucks since he's ugly and that's why he needs a beard

>>938492689
jigsaw is the killer billy is the doll

>>938492689
I’m not accidentally awesome enough lol
I shouldn’t punish myself
*rolls wheelchair away*

>>938492776
It’s a doll?? I’ve never seen the series
>>938492702
We’re all bearded™

>>938492858
I think you’re being too hard on yourself

>>938490979
i can feel it

>>938492888
Checked
Or in your words
Chszzzsschked

>>938493030
What

this thread is always the same 4 boring fags who can suck eachother off in discord

● Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞

Hey guys, check out these pro level,rocket league plays as submitted on reddit
> proceeds to put two of his own gold tier clips in the vid
My fucking sides

>>938493251
Maybe. But fuck discord

ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ!nigg𝓪

ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

makes sense josh has a prescription for schizophrenia medication as i said he admitted he has schizophrenia
at first i thought it was bs but it later became obvious

>>938493684
(っ´ཀ`)っ Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞

can somebody PLEASE finagle my bojangle??

I’m a literal psychopath. I am diagnosed with psychopathic tendencies.

>>938493800
shanes like
>"happy valentimes day"

>>938493251
I have josh on discord but I gave him a fake name so he has no idea I'm posting this right now. it feels naughty

there he goes being a schizo
>>938493800
psychopath isn't a diagnosis

>>938493991
shut up f𝖆ggot

>>938493991
I’m quoting you

You know what, shane, let’s actually work together for once. Like new goblin and Spider-Man. Why do you think I have some kind of discord? Have you seen a discord with someone posting as me or something?

>>938494108
no you're not

>>938493800
Kys, if im not banned and can respond

Who’s Shane
I’m here for Dan
BrenDan.

>>938494280
brendan the godtist?

Nuri here
I don’t like cripples associating themselves with me and my hot husband
I will ask that you put the brakes on your wheelchair, slow your roll and stop reposting my images
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>938494447
The only cripples I don’t like are pedos

≽ > ⩊ < ≼

I'm making a feature length film called being shane malkovich where a guy finds a small door in his office connected to a strange tunnel and when he goes inside he gets teleported into a front row seat in the mind of a typical jewish man.

>>938495532
im not jewish im uncircumcised

>>938495612
there he goes talking about his dick again

>>938495642
it's bigger than yours lol abd it makes you jealous

>>938495710
I'm not so insecure as you so it doesn't really enter my mind much to be honest

>>938495710
I have a bigger peenor than you

>>938495769
i don't have the capability to be insecure
>>938495780
doubtful but possible

>>938495898
pretty much everything you do and say on this website revolves around your massive insecurities. it's really blatantly obvious too

>>938495944
nope and armchair psychs who went to webmd and youtube for school are always faggots or women

>>938496026
I have a prediction that I know will come true. you'll be insecure about being called out for being insecure so in the next few hours or maybe even a day or two you'll start calling everyone else insecure to deflect. just like you do with the kike stuff and everything else you get made fun of for.

>>938496061
you like robert green books too i see

>>938495898
yah see, big weenar haver am I

Need more nude!

>>938496115
ive never read any robert green it's just a pattern shane repeats over and over

>>938496120
no clit means issa man as the genetic mutation is only in inbred families

>>938496169
SO I DO HAVE A BIGGER PEENOR

>>938496120
perfect hambone position btw

well it's not a sure tell now since schlomo gives them clits now. it was a definite tell before now you have to look at shoulders since they can't change that still

>>938496329
dude that's a dude

>>938496418
if nuri is a dude i'd stick my hard pp in her even still. i'd go full gay guy for nuri only

>>938496435
pretty sure you're just closeted fag. straight men would never fuck another man

>>938496525
maybe you can help me practice skipping and developing a lisp

Is it gay to be attracted to women now?

>>938496569
i don't know how to skip and lisp are natural it's always off when someone is acting like when a fag attempts to sound like a female

>>938496769
i thought skipping was your primary mode of transportation though

>>938496754
bio women no. getting tricked you are missing the natural homosex aversion which also is exacerbated likely due to brainwashing by jews and chinese

can you imagine how good it must feel skipping as long hair shane when you get the bounce just right

Can we please see pics of your ex wife?

>>938496966
her name was shaneiqua. she died in a horrible paragliding accident

>>938496966
you mean teslas ex wife? there was a video she does commercials ir something. he downgraded bad

>>938496120
You got the pic of you with the hatchet?

Why did your ex wife leave you and take your son away? Was it because you drive a girly car?

>>938497549
Wow that’s way old lol no I’ve purchased like two phones since then haha but since I’m in the land of the free now I have a gun

>>938498023
>no
Shitttttttttttttttttt
>I’ve purchased like two phones since then haha but since I’m in the land of the free now I have a gun
What kind of phones? Also how you liking America? Also you seen the new spider-man set photos?

>>938498533
iPhone, I’m too rarded for Android not gonna lie. I like America but I miss my friends back home. And of course, Spider-Man is one of my favs

>>938498634
spiderman is a gay nigger with all the capefags now

>>938498634
>iPhone
Like a iPhone 11?
>I’m too rarded for Android not gonna lie.
Same unfortunately
>I like America but I miss my friends back home.
Why did you move, if you don't mind me asking? Have yoh tried giving your friends a called?
>And of course, Spider-Man is one of my favs
I hope the new movie is good. I think Spiderman-man is fighting the punisher this time.

>>938498835
he's bisexual he makes out with iceman

>>938498819
I meant Peter, not Miles
>>938498835
No my current one is the 15 pro max, I’m gonna be getting the new one when it comes out most likely. I moved because my husband is American and moving here was always the plan. My friends and I still play dnd on discord and stuff. Also I’m incredibly excited for Spider-Man

>>938499058
it's just going to go gay they have turned all of marvel gay

>>938499191
Daredevil was pretty good

>>938499058
I never cared for miles. Ultimate spider-man ended with issue 160 unfortunately. I miss him.
>No my current one is the 15 pro max
The 15 isn't that old
>I’m gonna be getting the new one when it comes out most likely.
Why?
>I moved because my husband is American and moving here was always the plan. My friends and I still play dnd on discord and stuff.
That sounds nice. But yeah long distance friendships feel different
>Also I’m incredibly excited for Spider-Man
Same. Really hoping the director doesn't fuck up. At least the explosions in the film will be practical effects. Any thing you wish could be in this film?

>>938499303
they turned him gay too and the really made bullseye a fag and not the very bad man he is. He canonically killed daredevil's wife after making a fake life and killing an entire family for fun

>>938499395
I kinda hope ironheart is in it. I dont mind that show. I want the new phone probably depending on how much of an upgrade it is like hardware and stuff.
>>938499597
Whaaat Poindexter was outstanding, especially when on Netflix

>>938499689
I haven't seen either the recent daredevil show or the iron heart show. And only saw Fantastic Four with my friend as a birthday present for him.
I guess I would like to see Spiderman fight scorpion for real this time.
>I want the new phone probably depending on how much of an upgrade it is like hardware and stuff.
I feel like all they ever upgrade is the camera. Also I miss having a physical home button and the regular headphone jacks. I should probably get an adapter for the headphone jack.

>>938499689
they can't get it right so i don't watch capeshit or cartoons since they think it's funny to make a good design and story homoerotica after awhile and it has momentum

>>938499996
I bought the AirPod max or whatever the headphones ones and they’re really great. I love them and wear them when doing chores
>>938500034
I do recommend the new daredevil, it was pretty good. Disney didnt ruin that at least

she's hot but i wouldn't pay money to fuck her lol

>>938500415
walts rolling in his grave over disney because he was a racist and sexist. if he would have based everything in florida it wouldn't be how it is now. when walt and heffner went to california it was over

>>938500415
I have the pro which fit nicely under my hat and hoods but I like having the option to use wired ear pods that use the jack(still I should probably get myself wired EarPods that fit with the weird ass ports current iPhones use).

>>938500674
Same. I would rather use my money for a pepperoni pizza

I'm having this and adding cookie dough. I'm at the park.

>>938500674
Good, use the money to buy crumbl and share it with me and then we will see

>>938500968
You brought ice cream from home to the park?

>>938501089
What's a crumbl?

>>938500713
Walt Disney 100% is rolling in his grave now over the stuff they keep putting out.. same for Stan Lee
>>938500868
Yeah being headphones really limits what you can wear/do

>>938501105
No. I went to the store and got it and went to the park. Used an insulating bag and freezer packs to keep it cold. Tastes amazing.

>>938501192
COOKIES

I was going to buy this bike on Ebay. The seller told me they were going to take the listing down and make it local pickup only, so I didn't bid. Well they didn't take it down. It sold for less than $200. I missed out. Those bikes start at $900

>>938501222
Being headphones?

>>938501245
>insulating bag and freezer packs to keep it cold.
So like purse full of ice cream?
>>938501246
>COOKIES
Are they like special cookies? Are that at least big old cookies?

>>938501430
Looks like a small bike

nobody realizes how women fawn over peter parker and others and they're supposed to be teenagers
women are pedophilic with no consequences

>>938501474
A folding pouch. Looks more like a flexible lunch bag.

>>938501505
26" wheels with 18" frame

>>938501470
Yeah, them being headphones
>>938501474
they’re big and tasty
>>938501592
I dont wanna fuck him, I wanna be him

lesbians have the highest rate of domestic abuse

>>938501690
that is autopedophilia

>>938501702
You into lesbian rap?
https://youtu.be/gVf_4Ns3qLU?si=Xya83mQWaUy_Wv8c

My next snack adventure will be mint ice cream with cream soda float. I'll put cookie dough in it

most human trafficking with minors is done by women

>>938501855
Black nigger women?

>>938501880
i wouldn't put a race on it but latin

>>938501690
You mean movie spider-man, right? Cause comic book spider-man's life suck way beyond 19 inches of venom like shit lady, the editors at marvel really hate spider-man for some damn reason.

>>938501690
They got giant Oreo cookies?

>>938502061
Those hard sandwiche cookies taste better when you leave them out and they soften up.

>>938502244
You listen to my chemical romance?

>>938502360
Did my chemical romance talk about softening up cookies? I don't know all of their music

>>938501731
What, how is it any form of pedophilia to want spider powers

>>938501959
I dont want to swap places with him, I want his powers lol he’s been through some shit lol

>>938502551
you want to be a little boy for subconscious sexual pleasure

>>938500868
Why do you have a hat and hoods?

>>938502061
Actually yes, they just did last week

>>938502504
>Did my chemical romance talk about softening up cookies?
Probably.

>>938502604
I think there’s a language barrier here

>>938502577
Like normal spider man powers? Symbiote spider man powers? Or six armed spider-man powers?

>>938502606
Cause I like hats and hoodies

>>938502713
If I had venom, I wouldn’t be posting here and I’d be a hardcore braindead gooner not gonna lie

>>938502694
so you think you wouldn't get an erection at the most hormonal stage in a males life wearing tight spandex with no underwear on underneath.

>>938502758
Like a KKKZ hoodie?

>>938502840
I would be me with Spider-Man powers. But if I could have any, it would be doctor stranges powers or scarlet witch’s

>>938502807
If I had a quarter for every chick I knew who said they would get freaky with the venom symbiote I would have a dollar.

>>938502942
i would rather die than be any of those

>>938502905
A beige hoodie, a white hoodie with black dots, and a white hoodie with beige and black stripes on it.

>>938502977
CAN YOU BLAME ME
>>938503059
Who’d you pick

I hate the sound of drums from the football marching bands

Nuri, are you getting fucked by any football players? Are you turned on by American football?

>>938503406
Yes
>>938503678
I like the drum sounds. It's soothing like how train noises are soothing.

>>938503821
Do you like the sounds of cheerleaders getting fucked under the bleachers?

Nuri do you like Australians?
They seem very chill, based and intelligent.
Ever been to Australia?

>>938503718
No to both
>>938504795
I was friends with one but that was a lifetime ago and I’ve only been to America and Canada. I do want to go to Norway though

>>938505139
Do you think you would have been a football cheerleader? Your tits could bounce around

>>938505425
Her tits do seem bouncy

>>938505425
I dont think id make a good cheerleader though I do bring the energy so maybe idk

>>938507303
nah you're boring

>>938509869
Boring a hole in my bussy

>>938509869
If you want to be treated like a child, I can do that

>>938510963
josh has schizophrenia lol

>>938511637
What am I looking at

HEWWO
H-HEWWO

>>938512516
hold on at work 30 min left

>>938513496
What do you do for work?

>>938513496
Also I appreciate the 30 minute heads up lol

Also I watched my first football stuff. It’s on at this restaurant and I learned a term. Tush and push.

>>938513931
not your business but it deals with information
>>938514123
that's his computer that's schizophrenic/bipolar meds that makes guys go bald

gives me privileges to know people private information in large regions

>>938514123
Here's the tush push

>>938515085
Well I have his list of meds. He takes pills that help him refrain from trolling people constantly, especially on games like battlefield
>>938515651
Honestly in this context, it might be right..

>>938516318
there's no medication for that so you just lied.

>>938516558
I meant to say he should be on it

Nuri still around or nah?

>>938517061
he's on a mood stabilizer/anti psychotic his trolling is based in anger it doesn't come from seeking amusement. I only know one person on this board who trolls for only amusement and you're friends with the fag and don't even know it because he's very slippery and into making people cut themselves with another faggot both are fags they like little boys and telling people to go trans like them

>>938517244
Yah I’m still here
>>938517362
I think I’m friends with everyone on the board lol

>>938517552
>>938517686

Still in a relationship but having a STRONG desire to go fuck bimbos again. What do?

>>938515085
>>938511637
those boxes are written in Croatian, I'm pretty sure josh is an american. someone hired you to move boxes around? you can't even suss out a foreign language how the fuck are you going to put the boxes in the right spots

>>938517552
You are not their actual friends they can't have friends only people that are useful for them to antagonize others for fun

>>938491979
Cute toes, would sniff. Take a sniff and tell me what it's like please.

>>938517794
No that's not my job. Don't you have kids to diddle. Why are you always here?

>>938517900
you're literally mentally retarded

>>938517927
nope someone believed it and they're dumb

>>938517787
Converse the idea with your partner, maybe. Also hi!
>>938517795
I’m never gonna hurt myself for anyone, I don’t like pain
>>938517799
My feet smell like clean laundry right now lol

>>938518052
>My feet smell like clean laundry right now lol
Hot. If you took a closeup shot of your nose actually near your toes, you'd be my goddess forever

>>938518052
anyone can be manipulated

>>938518052
Hi! Hope you and the Mr. Are still good.

what's up with giga you're still friends right

yall got a bad track record of being manipulated into hurting yourselves just saying also

>>938518052
Would you let Joe Biden sniff your toes?

How can an incel get a chance to lick pussy?

Nuri must be sleeping. Sweat dreams.

>>938518509
Deals are made out of ldesire and sex is almost always attractive to women when theirs financial gain or social but a truecel has to rape because they have no leverage

>>938518509
1. Have job
2. Be nice
3. Hygiene
4. Wear clothes that fit
5. Put yourself into tons of social situations with women where you expect nothing to come of it
5a. You probably don’t have game. So talk to girls the same way you’d talk to guys, except PG it up a bit.
5b. Be nice!!!!
5c. She doesn’t owe you anything so don’t expect anything. Just talk and see where it goes. Which is probably nowhere and that’s fine.
5d. Ask questions. People like opportunities to talk about themselves. You can google standard/fun questions to ask.but you’re not working down a list. Listen. Show genuine interest. Ask follow ups.
6. Girls like guys with skills. But seriously, girls (and people in general) like friends who are useful to the tribe. Can you make a stupid joke to defuse a tense situation? Can you facilitate a good time? Are you generous? Are you a good listener? People like these things.
7. Lower your standards. As discussed, you’re an incel with no game. Sydney Sweeney is not coming to ask you to lick her pussy.
8. Have impeccable oral hygiene, a clean face, and well groomed facial hair. This is technically part of step 3, but since you asked about licking puss specifically, it’s particularly important.
9. If you find yourself in a pussy licking scenario, think, warm, gentle touches. Be open to any directions she gives you, obviously

Good luck/ lick

>>938518342
>Nuri's perfect toes being sniffed and licked by a dementia ridden 80 year old man before she lets him suck her big jiggly boobies
Thanks for the fap idea anon

>>938518817
All bullshit he said incel you're talking about normalfags

>>938518848
Quickest and most reliable way to puss is becoming at least slightly more normal.

INCEL
INVOLUNTARILY CELIBATE
ITS NOT FOR LACK OF TRYING

>>938518870
Probably for lack of trying in the right ways.

>>938518102
I’m out and about right now unfortunately haha
>>938518128
Not me, no one can make me
>>938518342
Probably not no lol

>>938518862
INCEL is people with hideous deformities
they need surgery and there's very little actual incels
i hate zoomers

>>938518915
How hideous are we talking?

>>938518902
yes rape it's the only way they can't be incel. chris chan was an incel so he raped his mother

>>938518909
>I’m out and about right now unfortunately haha
All right, but you owe me one in another thread down the line when I come calling.

>>938518685
I don’t get to sleep this early lol

>>938518931
like this if you say hed have sex ever youre lying

>>938518933
Most incels aren’t Chris Chan. Most incels are dudes who spend way too much time on their phones and online, which is an increasing large number of young people. The good news is that this puts you at a competitive advantage if you simply do all the things I outlined.

You can stop being the nerd online and start being the nerd who goes to the card shop to play magic. You can stop being the MTG nerd who doesn’t show and start being the clean guy. You can stop being the MTG nerd who awkwardly info dumps about his own hobbies and starts asking other people about theirs. You can be the guy who brings snacks. You can be the guy who listens to other people’s problems z

Congrats. You’re now the coolest guy at the card shop and that’s a great place to be in a world of shut ins.

>>938519014
if you're actively avoiding women you're not an incel you're just not trying but yes all those things will get fakecels more opportunity to date women but they're not really incels

>>938518817
How do I do step 5? Last "gf" I was with was set up by my friend's gf and it didn't really go anywhere.

>>938518196
Yah we’re alright! Just working nonstop basically

>>938519078
this is the result of being a truecel he is put in a situation and still failed

>>938519078
Be in an active friend group that cross pollinates with other friend groups. You did well by having a friend who had a friend who had a girl to set you up with. But it’s a numbers game. Need more opportunities, which means you probably gotta expand your social circle.

>>938519067
Get a sex worker then. Perfectly fine solution if you think you’re truly unlovable.

>>938519132
it's not even worth it tbh have you seen the pigs in this thread because you have to be really desperate to desire them and lower yourself to be with them

>>938519124
You need lots of at bats.

Don’t listen to me though. I have a great girl and I’m openly pining to fuck bimbos again. Life is hard all around.

>>938519191
>already has a girlfriend
>has a really big cock

So your advice is useless then

>>938519124
Thanks….
>>938519132
I only really have the one friend at the moment. Other friends are either self admittedly "queer", is always at work, or joined the military. Military buddy said he'll try to hook me up with another chick when he gets leave. I don't really know how to make new friends or expand my social circle.

Did Shane ever fuck his mama like Chris Chan?

>>938519257
Do you have a job? Are you in school?

>>938519264
Yes

>>938519286
samefag

>>938519281
I have a job. Couldn't afford college. Pizza delivery guy who knows me from high school went to pilot school and racked up a shit ton of debt and broke up with his gf(I really don't know why he told me all of this today). The chick I got set up with was a college chick with a rich dad.

>>938519286
Is that how she was killed? Did he fuck her corpse too? Did she have a posthumous orgasm? Shane's pretty good at fucking.

>>938519257
if you're not deformed actually take the earlier advice but ive had women and they're awful it's not worth it to have sex to try dating just pay most will do it for money every girl itt does

>>938519348
Should have sucked the dad's dick and got some of that money. Drink his cum. Rim his ass

>>938519348
Have you tried grindr? Do you think you'd be an incel on there?

anybody willing to give a returnfag the quick rundown on who the fuck is nuri
who the fuck is shane
why so many posts on this

>>938519395
It's not even about sex at this point. I just don't want to be lonely anymore, want someone to talk to, do stuff with, and cuddle with.

>>938519369
you don't like your pictures lmao even the op picture is lying to you to give women preferential treatment
is it worth all that shit to get pussy that's going to cheat on you
btw 60-70% of relationships fail

>>938519462
Nuri is the femanon posting.
Shane is the guy that obsessively hates her existence. Also he’s the bbc spammer.

>>938519462
They are part of the Pantheon of niggers

>>938519484
yea i really can't help you women will take advantage of your loneliness and desire mostly in 2025. Use discord they have whore servers where they'll pretend to like you for awhile then kick you if you don't pay

>>938519462
No idea who the guy is. Chick is a horny lady who likes talking about spider-man.

>>938519630
she isn't horny she pretends to be for attention

>>938519661
Just because you don’t turn me on doesn’t mean I don’t get horny..

>>938519624
I don't like discord

she didn't know jack shit about spiderman earlier besides mcu trash

This guy is sexy

>>938519701
Black men turn you on?

>>938519701
yea sure heart my picture again lmao

the bbc spammers are a bunch of fags from a different chan

>>938519707
You caught me..
>>938519724
I don’t like raceplay
>>938519729
I heart everyone’s photos

>>938519876
Being turned on by Black men isn't race play

>>938519928
Being turned on by a man for being black is

>>938519955
So being turned on by a woman for having blonde hair is "hair play"?

>>938520000
no it's racism only whites have blonde hair

>>938520000
I’m pretty sure being turned on by hair is hair play, yes

>>938520131
that's specific to certain races so it's raceplay

>>938520300
Anyone can have blonde hair via wigs or dye

>>938520349
Anyone can have big nigger cock via strapons. Do you have a nigger dick strapon?

>>938520373
Wait isn’t that enforcing my point

>>938520349
still raceplay it's for a certain race

>>938520429
No. Do you have a BOOMSHAKALAKA DA BIG BLACK COCKA strapon?

Pug jelly pirates smuggling shane into the sybian kingdom

I shit sign language

I think I killed Nuri

Shelves

We should have a secret word of the day in these threads, and when the word gets typed, a big celebration happens like in Peewee's playhouse

How much of the day does Shane spend alone? I spend 99% of my day alone. Often 100%.

>>938520816
I spend 94% of the day alone, 3% with kombuchan, 3% with nuri

>>938520890
shut the fuck up

>>938521197
Alright really I spend 74% of my time with Shane

God i love reddit i mean breddit.