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Jim Davies No.938493953
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big bang
Anonymous No.938496843
I genuinely get mad when I see the Big Bang Theory because the Big Bang is LITERALLY A KIKE LIE.

IT'S CALLED TZIMTZUM, IT'S A THEORY FROM CABALAH. THESE KIKES ARE PRETENDING IT'S THE TRUTH

The earth REALLY is the rectum of a hobo being raped anally by God (a cop) and when God nuts in the hobo the universe ends in a flood of divine semen. DO BETTER PHILOSEMITE.