akai (bru)
8/16/2025, 11:18:21 AM
No.938522732
>>938522787
>>938522951
One time I ate a bag of dogshit
I was gone hiking in a forest when I came across someone's dogs bag, so I picked it up and tore a hole in the corner and squeezed some into my mouth.
It literally tasted like Swedish chocolate or something Lindor would produce; I was on probably 15mg of bromazolam so I thought someone was fucking with me, but no it was indeed a bag of melty brown shit
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:22:01 AM
No.938522785
>your breath smells like a dog crawled into your mouth took a shit and died
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:22:09 AM
No.938522787
>>938522732 (OP)
Dubai Chocolate is 7 percent shit
I'll share the rest of the story, I bought ketamine for the first time and went out into the forest to do more soul searching... Not that but I wanted to see if I could get Something to happen, or out of the ordinary. I started following people, nothing. One group I followed started looking at me and one of them walked up to me and said "Peace" with his hands together and bowed. I ended up overdosing on the benzo, but eventually I found mushrooms and everything started to look like another thing, the trees had faces on them / cities and architecture. I couldn't really get a photo cause I knew once I was sober it wouldn't be recognizable. Really I should have brought a tablet to draw what I was seeing. I was reading The Alchemist at the time so I already knew about the themes of disappearing into the wilderness
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:38:48 AM
No.938522978
>>938522897
I couldn't have done it without the pixel 4a
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:50:28 AM
No.938523137
>>938522897
Next time I'll be more focused but it almost seemed like that was the nature of that adventure, you can't bring it with you
If I reveal who I am the government would go after me