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akai (bru) No.938522732 >>938522787 >>938522951
One time I ate a bag of dogshit
I was gone hiking in a forest when I came across someone's dogs bag, so I picked it up and tore a hole in the corner and squeezed some into my mouth.

It literally tasted like Swedish chocolate or something Lindor would produce; I was on probably 15mg of bromazolam so I thought someone was fucking with me, but no it was indeed a bag of melty brown shit
Anonymous No.938522785
>your breath smells like a dog crawled into your mouth took a shit and died
Anonymous No.938522787
>>938522732 (OP)
Dubai Chocolate is 7 percent shit
Anonymous No.938522897 >>938522951 >>938522978 >>938523137
I'll share the rest of the story, I bought ketamine for the first time and went out into the forest to do more soul searching... Not that but I wanted to see if I could get Something to happen, or out of the ordinary. I started following people, nothing. One group I followed started looking at me and one of them walked up to me and said "Peace" with his hands together and bowed. I ended up overdosing on the benzo, but eventually I found mushrooms and everything started to look like another thing, the trees had faces on them / cities and architecture. I couldn't really get a photo cause I knew once I was sober it wouldn't be recognizable. Really I should have brought a tablet to draw what I was seeing. I was reading The Alchemist at the time so I already knew about the themes of disappearing into the wilderness
Anonymous No.938522951
>>938522897
>>938522732 (OP)
wat the fuk
Anonymous No.938522978
>>938522897
I couldn't have done it without the pixel 4a
Anonymous No.938523137
>>938522897
Next time I'll be more focused but it almost seemed like that was the nature of that adventure, you can't bring it with you

If I reveal who I am the government would go after me