First day doing votech this year, just as shitty as all of my first days have been (missed the bus, hothead dumbass father sends votech principal an email cursing her out for “letting the bus driver miss me” even though I was the one at fault) and principal replied that she would tell my course teacher to “make sure I get to the bus” which is probably code for treat me like a middle school kid) but everything has a silver lining. The votech I go to has unisex bathrooms and when I went to take a piss during break, a decently attractive girl comes out from one of these unisex bathrooms. So a fetish of mine took control of my body then and there and demanded I go into said bathroom. I did and holy hell did she bomb that toilet. The stars had not only aligned in my favor but were also giving me a cosmic thumbs up. I could smell it from the entrance even though it was on the opposite end of the room and not even two minutes later I busted what I’m pretty sure was the fattest nut of my entire life. Even though it may not seem like it at times, everything has a silver lining /b/ros.