Thread 938532710

celebrity thread - average afternoon edition

Where's this incredible story then?

shit thread

>>938532710 (OP)
nothing average about babs.

>>938532710 (OP)
hi j-tard

>>938532753
Okay so this literally happened to me like 2 hours ago...

>order food
>take a shower
>get dressed
>receive text saying food is ready to collect
>feel stomach gurgling
>run to bathroom
>blast a hot spray of sour shit
>more of it on my cheeks than in the toilet
>have to get back in the shower to wash my ass
>the stink mixes with the steam from the previous shower and fills my sinuses
>take a deep breath through my mouth
>can literally taste the shit
>immediately puke without warning
>the puke plugs the drain
>try and poke the chunks of vomit down with my big toe as the pukey water gets higher

Anyway, I eventually got my food, and the fries were cold and soggy as fuck.
Isn't that the most unbelievable story you've ever heard?

>>938532877
Severin moment

horseshit story
horseshit thread
lost my boner
world is a fuck
89,530,000 dead cops

>>938532941
Not a starlet thread.

>>938532965
be a lot cooler if it was

>>938532941
Let's fart together

>>938532877
that's not a good story at all
>>938532941
my condolences - any way I could help you to get it up again?

>>938532877
This a true story? Be a lot cooler if it was.

>>938533028
Sure, you could not be a fat cunt.

>>938533028
Go fuck your mother

so cb didn't actually have plans he just blew his load too early and tried to play it off

>>938533013
nah then it'd just be some fag spamming Piper and oldies like jj

>>938533028
Run your tongue up the crack of your mother's ass

>>938533028
>that's not a good story at all
Careful what you wish for.

>>938533161
?

kys beady

>>938533106
nothing wrong with spamming her :)

>>938533193
Go fuck your mother

>>938533199
her feet are bigger than mine. its almost as bad as people to obsess over gabby.

I think Babs is actually fucking his mother

>>938533277
dont care about feet, i'm lookin at the ass

>>938533327
based

>>938533311
what indicators lead you to that conclusion?

Babsy gooped up his mama's shit pipe?

>>938533311
his stepfather is

>>938533445
That was quick! How was it?

>>938533445
you give off that kinda vibe
>>938533481
kek

damn he responded fast lmao

>>938533445
At least wash your dick in the sink before coming back to the threads. Jesus Christ.

>>938533445
you haven't figured that out yet babsy?

what a boring thread
I'll check back later when it's better

I love lily. I want her to be my gf.

>>938533771
it's not going to get any better.

>>938533771
you mean your pedo bff isn't here jerking you off to his niece anymore?

>>938533353
spam some piper ass for me <3

>>938533930
You are here all day, aren't you?

>>938533983
Not a starlet thread.

Babs loves them kids

>>938533771
You see, that's redundant. The threads are better when you leave.

>>938534009
He is

>>938534044
This!

>>938533771
Washing your mother's cunt goop off your little dick?

toxic thread

>>938534092
Go fuck your mother

>>938534092
like the box office for her supergirl movie.

>>938534092
Someone is in a really bad mood today

>>938534115
>>938534137

>>938534137
The box office results for her Supergirl movie will be toxic thread?

>>938534092
HYG

>>938534147
"someone". "today"
>>938534155
Makes no mistake for sure i like monke but that movie is going bomb and the reaction will be toxics

All cock.
Lol

this thread sucks

>>938534260
She was born for it!

>>938533481
he done tongued that shit

>>938534077
tackle tickled

"lily is my best friend, and she actually told me that you're the love of her life."
was that real? or were you just trolling me? :/

>>938534532
I am in LOVE for you, Taylors... but I'm worried that... I don't know... you know what I mean... I've been reaching out to you for 6 fucking years now. and still no love and sex, irl. I still love you. but I've kind of given up, to some degree... and now chasing other girls... I'm so sorry...

MY AUTISM MY AUTISM LOOK AT THIS UGLY BUCKTOOTH BITCH LOOK IT LOOK IT LOOK

>>938532710 (OP)
There is a difference between what I was doing and what you were doing.

>>938534788
fuck off elle fanning you ugly BITCH! the chinese always say: NEVER marry a woman born in the year of the tiger!

>>938534788
scram the FUCK OUT of here!

>>938534788
jesus you're so fucking ugly... how the hell does tenda spencer jerk off to you...?

>>938534927
you look like tom hanks aids philadelphia, bitch! fuck out of here!

A
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lEV9XgrdkPg&pp=ygUVcGVhcmwgamFtIGdhcmRlbiBsaXZl0gcJCa0JAYcqIYzv
By her could be interesting

>>938534965
why the fuck do I even have a folder of this bitch...? I HATE this BITCH! she's ugly! and I've never ONCE watch any of her movies, never jerked off to her, nothing! I don't even like her pics! this is ridiculous! I should delete that fucking folder! 133 fucking PICS in that motherfucker! and I don't even fucking like her! what the fuck!

Vic is lost.

before the hack mods would have booted this fag for flooding.

>>938534994
always larping as a fugly 4 out of 10 plainjane woman from the 1800s and shit...
FUCK OUT of HERE, BITCH! you're ugly!

posting a celeb in the celeb thread. <33

>>938535161
>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 2 MB

Forgot about that shit. Meh

>>938535175
pimp slap your ass back to china, bitch. go suck tenda spencer's cock. make yourself useful, bitch. I don't like your ass one bit, but tenda spencer worships you. so go suck his cock and help make peace with china. make yourself useful, bitch. I've had enough of your crap.

ooooh miss livvy ooooh!

>>938532710 (OP)
Is it true she had train ran on her by niggers until she finally decided to settle down with a white?

>>938535309
FROG FACED LATINA! WITH BLEACHED HAIR! LARPING AS WHITE! VERY, VERY DISHONEST! THEN MUSCLY THIGHS OF A FUCKING RACE HORSE! GROSS, DUDE!
>BORN 2002, YEAR OF THE HORSE.
WELL THAT FUCKING FIGURES, DUDE!!

HE'S POSTING CELEBS IN THE CELEB THREAD
GET HIM BOYS

kys beady

>>938535309
she's a 6/10 latina, whatever, somewhat fuckable. I would fuck her. but whatever.

Eating spaghetti

>>938535995
eat my spaghetti nigga

Oh no! Beady, or a beady adjacent, replied to me!!! D:
Anyway finished my spaghetti bitches, tap in for some naruto (snooze)

fuck off beady

>>938536308
Stand the FUCK up straight when you speak of your KING.

and i'll do it again >:D

>>938536371
Unlike your king you sadly don't have cancer.

there are so many pretty famous girls and we would be remiss if we did not post pics of them on this anonymous image board.

>>938536480
ok but post the ones i like

>>938536480
you keep doing that. promise me you'll stay here and post her here.

>>938536393
horsi horsi

Feeling a little diarrhea brewing up #IBS

>>938536502
you'd have so much more fun if you did it. :D

>>938536526
<3

>>938536553
It was more of a plea than a request. The idea of you doing this somewhere I like with a 10MB file limit is upsetting. Stay here.

Tittas Maximas

>>938536537
Make my dick bust before your ass does.

>>938536607
i know you hate me and probably won't answer, but why not spend time in the place you like rather than come here and make yourself upset? you really would have a more pleasant time.

>>938536673
More fun to crinkle his toes after making a smarmy reply that he thinks make him appear smart

not trying to be rude, btw. it's just sad to think of someone stewing and being angry when they don't have to be. life is short.

Fuck it I'm gonna get high too
>>938536622
That's the spirit

>>938536737
words of wisdom

>>938536707
what if the twist is that he actually is smart, but he doesn't know how to direct it to something that will make him happy? maybe i'm being too optimistic?

I'm done tryna play it fair, I don't care.
She might want you but I do too.
If only you knew...
BABY I'M PERFECT FOR YOU!

>>938536737
>>938536673
>i know you hate me
You have excellent taste in literature. And an impressive amount of self-restraint when it comes to not playing with your big ol' samoan penis. Other than that I have no real opinion on you.

>but why not spend time in the place you like rather than come here and make yourself upset?

This thread in one window, the other site in a different window. I like to check in on the lunatics every few weeks.

>>938536773
And after I said nice things about your dead dog too. Anon I am disappoint.

>>938536779
I have a hard time taking someone's intelligence seriously when their entire personality is focused on trying to prove how intelligent they are.

Just got a pound of the boof
bought that shit straight to the booth

>>938536840
what is this soap opera

>>938536840
here in this thread? I was away for a while so I probably didn't see
my apologies
thank you

>>938536922
Previous thread I think. I'm upgrading an ipod classic so I've had this shithole open in a vm in the background.

>>938536840
i may have mistaken you for someone else. sorry about that. it's tough to know who's who sometimes. you do you, but i hope you'll take time to do something nice for yourself today. <3

>>938536886
fair point.

>>938536967
Hmm, yeah I only hopped in around the end and didn't follow it too closely
How are you today?

>>938536992
Well I have to go and see if after 4 attempts these stupid SD cards have formatted themselves correctly so I can haz 1TB iPod classic. That means closing down this vm and opening up a windows xp one so obviously no internet.

bye.

>>938537053
Busy hopping in and out of your mother's pussy?

>>938537077
good luck!

>>938537053
Go fuck your mother, motherfucker.

>>938537053
>How are you today?
I'm having a better day than the person who has been trying to trigger you most of the day. But now I have to switch to windows xp.

sorry again about the doggo.

>>938537130
It's fine, the dog is soup by now.

>>938537128
>>938537152

I don't understand these threads. They are spamming the same pictures of a half dozen of the same meh celebrities interspersed with some fake fight between non-existent internet personas that no one else knows nor cares about. What the fuck is this?

>>938537232
don't bother with it, leave while you can

>>938537232
This thread is pretty chill. you should be here when all the namefags and spammers are here.

>>938537275
You're too late; we can smell your mother's cunt on you.

>>938537275
you banged your mom?
are you j-tard or some shit?

>>938537351
you're being boring. lemme try and switch you to your other pedophile obsession.

omgosh no Formula 1 AGAIN this weekend!!! OMGosh sooooo boring. Mite have to watch Superman and post in shota threads.

tee-hee. Snood.

/Go.

>>938535773
We need a new fappening.

>>938537447
don't give him any attention, he's just desperate for social interaction because he gets none IRL

>>938537457
Do you have autism? You say that every time you post that woefully bad mp4

>>938537498
Oh for sure you're right. But he's being even more boring and pathetic than usual.

I did my best to move his obsessive self-loathing onto a different target. And by best I mean two posts. Maybe it works maybe not. I go play in /hr/ now

>>938536284
FUCK

>>938537499
No, but I feel like the more I say it, the greater the chances of it happening, even if it's just to get ne to stop.

>>938537577
enjoy, be safe!

Flop them tiddies out mags

Oh dear, did a schizo pedo get snipered?

>>938537806
Were you safe when you raped your mother?

>>938535402
what the HELL is wrong with her feet ? this is SATANIC MAGICK not real person

sexual intercourse with corly

sexual intercourse with j-tard's mom while he hides on 4chan for 18 hours a day

>>938538548
you're the expert on these things you tell us.

-
when my vm exits it obviously deletes everything from that instance. I edited the config a few weeks ago to check active browser windows and if 4chan (and three other sites) have been active during that session it removes my posts from the last 20 mins.

Cool huh?

>>938538802
I didn't read any of this schizo pedo shit lmao

>>938537498
It worked. He'll fixate on "Jacob" now more than you. Gosh aren't I just THE nicest random anon on all of 4chan?

You're welcome.

Why does Babs not just meet a nice girl?

>>938538831
You've said the same to Jacob before. I know because you're full of shit which is why I made three posts impersonating him and talking about herman miller chairs.

still obsessively posting about that are we anon?

Toodle woodles and all that gay old shit

/thread

>>938538906
i'm his nice girl

>>938538913
nice

>>938538906
he's got mother dearest you faggot

>>938538980
>>938538980
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