Thread 938549855

Your daily reminder to beat your dick to Brooke Shields.

>>938549855 (OP)
I only jerk off to the dragon from Shrek so no and fuck you faggot

>>938549855 (OP)
What a pretty baby.

>>938549971
This isn't optional. Drop those pants and start whacking.

>>938550040
Gary Gross approves of this message

>>938549855 (OP)
I fapped two days ago, and now I can't get hard.

>>938550040
It was....u hum...art

>>938549855 (OP)
10 years old, completely naked.

just saying, if somebody posts them I WILL cum to it

>>938551535
What is "them"?

>>938551669
She did full frontal nudity for playboy at a very questionable age and the pics are considered art.

>>938551873
Ah, those must be the ones I see blurred out even on Yandex search

>>938552134
search harder

>>938549855 (OP)
I will always be thankful for Brooke for allowing me to masturbate to a naked 10yo whenever I want

>>938552310
>harder

>>938549855 (OP)
Who is that? Is she blacked?

>>938552450
hot

>>938550342
do I see a hint of nip?

>>938552610
I guess so

Present-day Brooke can still get it as well

If you insist

>>938549855 (OP)
She still looks pretty good.

>>938556469
I will put this side by side with the ass pic from the Gross shoot and fap

>>938550342
Pretty Baby was her greatest movie role. Should've won an Oscar and an AVN Award for that performance.

>>938551873
It's not even questionable, it's just obvious lol. Questionable is thinking she could be 15 or she could be 18, hard to tell. Brooke was ten years old

>>938558951
gotta watch the euro version

>>938552785
Perhaps. Hard to tell

>>938558533
img2img is neat

>>938559194
The open matte version broadcasted on a German TV network. It shows more of Brooke naked like her vagina in the bath scene and her whole butt when she's naked banging on the door.

>>938559300
I never watched it on a big screen. Is there a 4K or blue ray out there?

Those art pics are boring as fuck tbh, we live in such a fucked up prude time that people immediately go "EHRMAGHERD THE KIDS!"
But protect the actual kids getting messed up by social media? Nah.

>>938559384
There is a bluray that was released very recently actually. It's only 1080p but the quality is very nice, can see some detail in Brooke's areolas that you couldn't before.
It isn't the open matte version, to be clear.

I like these threads

>>938558533
maybe not the best idea to upload those to an ai site

cum

>>938559497
I always wondered if her white tops were supposed to be sheer enough to see anything,

>>938559775
I don't think so, but some scenes like when they're rubbing the blue stuff on her legs are nice too with the better quality.

>>938559923
I only remember her standing up in the tub and the photo session. The rest is just teasing. I mean, "art".

>>938559775
One of the photoshoots she did during the Gross era she has a frilly top that is slightly see through. In certain shots you can make out some pink

>>938559989
All I'll say is that it's worth tracking down a bluray torrent just for those two moments. For art's sake

>>938560021
All the Gross sets I find are low def or censored. Playboy too. I hope I live long enough to see the pendulum swing back that way again.

>>938560125
There are a couple you can find in high res like (thankfully) the tush one but I long for a new set of scans so badly. Or just a new Brooke to make more artistic full frontals. I hope it swings back soon too.

>>938560125
even somebody like Trump isn't getting away with it, so you definitely won't

>>938549855 (OP)
I mean is she also completely surprised pilot was also mani tupio? in the voice over. I never really seen or rather heard it till the way he'd say officer sun, and I was already aware of that. You know like you think irobot was some kinda doug jones in a bargain bin not the gollum guy green screen suit, with a voice over from david hyde pierce, frasiers brother kinda guy thing. I mean she's getting kind of age inappropriate like people will think I'm banging their grandma for money or something.

No one ever talks about the black and white portrait shots she did where she's topless. Idk what's the story with them. It's not from the playboy shoot

>>938560456
Had to look it up to remember the name but they were taken by Francesco Scavullo. He photographed Brooke at many different ages but that was the only nude. It's true that they aren't often talked about, I think people would just group them in with Pretty Baby

Bump

I would still hit that

What a "Pretty Baby" she was

>>938559548
me too

>>938549855 (OP)
Her playboy is pretty good fap material. Too much make up but the insanity she is in it makes me hard just thinking about it.

>>938549855 (OP)
and

>>938553096
Do you think he made her eat the taint?

>>938569862
*farts*

Where do i start

>>938569862
Its widely known she had sex with the playboy photographer and have a blowjob on the Pretty Baby set.

>>938568781
Shes such a little goonslut

Thread inspired me to use the bathtub pics for my morning wood. The body oil is really hot
>>938567702
>makeup
I like it because it makes her look like a whore I could hire

>>938572640
She's made so many men lose their minds

>>938572710
>makes her look like a whore I could hire
What would you do to her?

Should I? The temptation is almost too much to bear.

>>938572746
Spend hours eating her ass and blow my load into her little 10yo mouth at some point. I've spent so much time staring at that beautiful ass of hers

>>938549855 (OP)
no fuck off.

>>938572876
disc

>>938572876
Rub your fucking boner bud

>>938572912
nah
>>938572952
Staring at her naked oiled body as I type this. I'll be cumming to her ass pretty soon

>>938568781
She’s such a sexy little slut, I wish I was born in the 50s so I could rape her little 10yo body

>>938573019
Are you grunting and moaning?

>>938573019
>>938573030
alright lads you convinced me time to hit up bing

>>938573063
enjoy fapping to a kid

>>938573092
Oh I’m sure all of us will

>>938573060
Of course. How could you not to something so insanely hot as oiled up bathtub Brooke?

>>938549855 (OP)
It's a body double in Blue Lagoon. Faggots.

>>938573092
oh no my dick is getting hard whatever will i do

>>938573092
Jesus...

>>938573135
fap to a kid obv

>>938552450
That picture of her oiled up by the bathtub was amazing. She was born one year after me.

>>938573175
who said anything about me choosing to fap to that selection of brooke shields photos, anon?

>>938573229
your pedo brain said it

>>938573219
>That picture
There are several pics from that set actually, each one has something unique to appreciate

>>938573282
Yes, project more, freak

>>938573302
rather be a freak than someone who can't enjoy the gifts brooke gave us

You are now thinking about how Brooke's nipples were erect during the bathtub shoot

>>938573331
Enjoying the gift bestowed upon you is normal, shaming anons into thinking otherwise is the freaky part

>>938573396
just shut up and cum already

>>938573440
i have never masturbated to brooke so i'm nervous

>>938573603
Just chill, stroke slowly, and enjoy her as long as you want. Think about how that's a 10 year old child's naked body you're stroking to

>>938565091
That foot, jesus christ

>>938549855 (OP)
And this is your hourly reminder that only cowards rely on pornography

It's not a matter of women turning you down because you never even try

YOU HAVE QUITE LITERALLY NEVER EVEN TRIED TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND

because You are intimidated by women, and you're scared of making a fool out of yourself, So you've never even tried.

Like I said pornography is the white flag of failure, surrendering to your own fear, incapable of conquering your childish effeminate little fears...

So you spend your life tickling yourself between your legs like a pathetic little child....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
dude.. You are such a fucking loser

ever since I was 15, I have been getting pussy non-stop, And I have never found pornography to have any value whatsoever


I have no need for pornography...

whenever I feel like WATCHING SEX, All I have to do is look at the end of my dick, And I've literally had hundreds of women perform live pornography right there on my penis, instead of a stupid computer monitor.

also: Not only are you sacrificing SEX, But you're also creating a life history void of GIRLS THAT FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

completely void of LIFE COMPANIONS
EMOTIONAL FINANCIAL AND SEXUAL LIFE COMPANIONS...

TEAMMATES....

And with each day that you continue relying on masturbation like a pathetic little bitch, You become one week less likely to ever score with the real woman. It's exponential

That means for every FOUR DAYS that you continue being a loser with the ladies, you have become AN ENTIRE MONTHS LESS LIKELY TO EVER SCORE..

That's because women find it extremely weird when a guy reaches a certain age and still doesn't have as much romantic experience as the average 5-year-old kindergarten student.

women see inexperienced men for what you truly are: DYSFUNCTIONAL LITTLE BOYS...

EMOTIONALLY STUNTED EFFEMINATE LITTLE COWARDS...

You can talk about masturbating to photographs of women, But everybody knows how this ends (gay)

>>938573759
ok i tried finding the pics and bing was useless (i could be trying harder)

>>938551535

of course you will...

It's not like you have any choice...
It's not like you have a girlfriend that will suck your dick while you're thinking about another woman or even an underage child.

In fact you can't even find a fat ugly desperate disgusting woman who thinks you're good enough for her. .

Not even a morbidly obese toothless inbred trailer park mentally retarded nigger fucking idiot slut will give you the time of day...

girls don't like you
girls have never liked you..
And now those girls are grown women
So they don't even wait for your back to be turned before laughing at you these days

theyre grown ass women, And they're not even vaguely intimidated by you, because they know they can laugh directly in your stupid fucking face.... And you're not man enough to do anything about it

women see you as a welcome mat, a punching bag, And that's why they use you as the butt of their jokes

girls regularly poke fun at the girlfriends, using you as the butt of the joke, "He likes you" and The other girl will make barfing noises and pretend like she's sticking her finger down her throat

yep....
you indeed WILL masturbate to pretty much anything...

at least according to your mother
because she hears her floor squeaking from down the hallway every night

And she knows exactly what you're doing in there. she knows exactly why you're taking such needlessly long showers.

Even your mother realizes you don't even qualify as half a man.

is that your mother is the only female who's ever seen your penis, And she knew you were less than half a man on the day you were born

>>938574275
Yandex

>>938573759
Fuck, this post is really hot

>>938574380
A hot kid like Brooke is very inspiring

Reading your comments back and forth to each other, One thing becomes immediately clear:

YOU GUYS ARE ALL HOMOSEXUALS

You're all gay. all of you....
You guys have ZERO sexual conversations with women...
no woman will allow you to have a sexual conversation with her.

But you are all EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE DISCUSSING OTHER MEN'S PENISES AND EJACULATION AND MASTURBATION

You guys are so awkward with women, that you never even try... You never introduce yourself to women out in public, because women intimidate you

YOU'RE NOT INTIMIDATED DISCUSSING OTHER MEN'S PENISES You guys aren't afraid to ask other men to join you in mutual masturbation on discord

(masturbating with another man is a homosexual act)

You guys are a bunch of flaming homosexuals, But you're always talking about girls... Youre always uploading pictures of girls

BUT YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN GIRLS

YOU ARE INTERESTED IN OTHER MEN'S PENISES

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL GAY

AND VIDEO GAMES ARE EXACTLY HOW YOU BECAME AN INEPT DYSFUNCTIONAL CREEPY AWKWARD HOMOSEXUAL

YOU AND YOUR STUPID VIDEO GAMES

VIDEO GAMES WERE YOUR GATEWAY DRUG INTO HOMOSEXUALITY

>>938574713
I'm jerking off just as much to your posts. You have a way with words

>>938574713

yeah but you're inspired to ask another man to tell you about his penis

You get inspired to ask other men for mutual masturbation on discord

You get inspired to type sexual commentary to other men, totally comfortable telling other men to stroke their penis for you...

But it's weird how you never get inspired to have sex with a female

You never get inspired to ask a beautiful woman out on a date

You never get inspired to work your way into a relationship worth a woman where you can actually discuss sex

nope.... You're simply inspired to keep playing video games, masturbating like a retarded child at summer camp, posting photographs of women as a distraction technique, then finding a man you can masturbate with online

You're one of those guys that looks at women and becomes inspired to ask other men for photographs of their penis

they have a name for men like you:
HOMOSEXUALS

GAMING CHAIR FAGGOTS

>>938574328
and this is all legal....holy shit

>>938574839
I'm glad! I've jerked to Brooke hundreds of times and want to make cumming to Brooke feel as good as possible for others. Just remember how many other gooners have looked at that same child body when they blew their load, and how good it must have felt. You'll feel that too when you finally bust to that flat undeveloped chest

>>938574839

And you have a way with words as well

sexual words

You have a way of ONLY DISCUSSING SEX WITH OTHER MEN... telling other men that your masturbating to their word

asking other men are they getting turned on by photographs of women

encouraging them to stroke their penis

YOU'VE DEFINITELY GOT AWAY WITH WORDS

I've got a word for you:
LATENCY

You're a fucking closet homosexual
although you're continually coming out of the closet dropping hints in here

And the funniest part?

YOU'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED WITH A WOMAN BEFORE...

You come up with all kinds of justifications and bullshit excuses about 'women being inferior and stupid', Not good enough for you, But that's all a bunch of bullshit

because you've never even tried with a woman before

You have always been predisposed to homosexuality

BECAUSE OF VIDEO GAMES

VIDEO GAMES TURNED YOU INTO A SISSY

VIDEO GAMES WERE YOUR GATEWAY DRUG INTO DISGUSTING EMBARRASSING HOMOSEXUALITY AND LIFE FAILURE

You and your stupid little gaming chair

>>938574998
10 years old bro

>>938575022
"I want to make masturbation feel as good as possible to other men"

AGAIN; YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL

EVERY WORD YOU TYPE IS A CONFESSION OF YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY

So why are you wasting people's time talking about girls?

everybody knows you are a homosexual so why are you pretending?

LOL @ NO WOMAN EVER HAVING SEX WITH YOU

Why would any woman be interested in a flaming homosexual like you?

>>938575022
Unh unh keep going baby

>>938575022
>remember how many other men masturbated and how good it felt

> I want all of you to enjoy your masturbation

> I want to participate in your masturbation

> I want to sexually arouse you

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
DUDE...
You're obviously a morbidly obese slob

there's no way a skinny competent person would ever type those words

You are such a pathetic embarrassing faggot

LOL @ YOUR FATHER HATING YOU SO MUCH

HE HAS EVERY REASON TO RESENT YOU

YOU ARE A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A SON

>>938575158
I came a little while ago so I'm out of steam for now. This will be my last post for a bit, so perfect time for you to pick up speed and cum already. Choose a pic of hers you like, maybe the cunny shot, the full frontal where you can see her pink mosquito bites, or my personal favs the ass shots.
I love her ass because it's so round and full but still tiny and obviously belonging to a child.

>>938575323
Oh and make sure to stare directly into her eyes as you cum. Those sexy looks she gives the camera weren't for nothing...

>>938575022

That is so benevolent of you!!

You are such a caring person, that you have devoted your life to HELPING OTHER MEN MASTURBATE...

there's absolutely nothing creepy about it, is there?

there's obviously nothing gay about you

..... is there?

You are SO Like totally wicked cool attracted to women... aren't you?

You are a ladies man, a heterosexual who's totally completely attracted to women

Who has no history of girlfriends or even generic platonic friendships with women.

no woman has ever come over to hang out with you.

But you are a ladies man

You are attracted to women

BUT YOU VOLUNTEER YOUR SERVICES, TRYING TO IMPROVE OTHER MEN'S MASTURBATION DAILY

YOU ARE VERY DEVOTED TO OTHER MEN'S ERECTIONS

AND IT'S ALL OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF YOUR HEART

THERE'S NOTHING GAY ABOUT YOU AT ALL

............ is there, You pathetic fucking piece of shit?

>>938549855 (OP)
shes so fucking ugly now tho

>>938575423
Unfortunately… she truly peaked at 10, and now she’s an absolute mess

>>938575022

..... trust me

ALL HETEROSEXUAL MALES devote their free time to helping other men masturbate

It's the name of the game when it comes to heterosexuality

OTHER MEN'S PENISES....

It's so thoughtful of you to devote your life to assisting other men's ejaculations

how coincidental that you've never seen a vagina in real life before

BECAUSE YOU ARE TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL You are definitely not homosexual

You are a heterosexual who's fixated on other men's penises

Just like all heterosexuals are fixated on other men's penises

LOL YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING LOSER DUDE

YOU ARE SO FUCKING CREEPY AND STUPID

JUST LOOK AT YOUR WORDS

READ YOUR OWN WORDS

YOU PATHETIC WORTHLESS CREEPY DISINGENUOUS SUBVERSIVE SURREPTITIOUS DUPLICITOUS LYING COCK SUCKING HOMOSEXUAL FAGOT PIECE OF SHIT

tending that you are heterosexual while trying to lure other men into masturbating with you

(VIDEO GAMES ARE HOW YOU BECAME SUCH A PATHETIC FUCKING LOSER)

If it wasn't for the video games you would have been a heterosexual

The video games turned you into any feminine worthless week inept isolated life failure

And you still spend your life sitting in that stupid fucking chair

You fat soft weak marshmallow bitch

>>938575467
>peaked at 10
just like...

>>938575540
WOW, who is she???? Her cute little face needs to be covered in cum, holy

>>938575610
prime Emma Watson
>Her cute little face needs to be covered in cum
100%

>>938575022

hey I've got a question for you, cream puff

what about MY DICK?

This 60-year-old dick is rather wide, as is evidenced by how many women have referred to it as a 'Coke can"

My penis has been inside hundreds and hundreds of women....

I know more about sex...
I know more about women...
I know more about relationships....
I know more about charming the pants off a woman in less than 10 minutes then anybody you'll ever meet in your entire worthless fucking life...

while you've sat there masturbating in front of your cowardly little computer

I was out there taking wild risks, walking directly up to the most beautiful women in the entire building and introducing myself with self-confidence and my own little unique twists.

you'll never ever ever meet another man with more sexual experience than me (I doubt you'll be hanging out with Wilt Chamberlain anytime soon)

So what about MY DICK?

Why don't you try to turn me on the way you do to the other guys in here?

I'd be tickled pink to witness your creepy technique in action

So go right ahead... Do your little thing, and make me horny like you try doing to all these other guys in here.

YOU PATHETIC FUCKING PILE OF SHIT

>>938575670
OMFG SHE’S SO SMALLLLLLL

She looks so easy to just pick up and use like a fleshlight, I really wonder if any lucky bastard got to use her body at that age

>>938575117
Like how do you even come back from this?

>>938575158

....... see?

exactly like I said...

YOU ARE ALL HOMOSEXUALS

none of you guys ever gets any pussy and you spend your days and nights trying to get other men to masturbate with you online

But in real life? You're all cowards

In real life you are all intimidated by women.. In real life you are meek and intimidated and scared, So you avoid women as much as possible.

VIDEO GAMES TURNED YOU INTO A HOMOSEXUAL

The effeminate little boy became an even more effeminate adult male, with no experience regarding women, no experience dating or flirting

UNLESS YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH ANOTHER MAN ONLINE

BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY

>>938575798
Oh, honey, you don’t. You just keep sinking deeper and deeper until underdeveloped bodies are the only thing that can get you hard anymore… the only thing that can make you cum

>>938575323

But why are you masturbating to photographs of a female?

because every word you type clearly demonstrates your homosexuality

You are not heterosexual

So why are you pretending to be a heterosexual?

>>938575798
You don't. You fap to her again and again until her underage body is burned into your memories, and since the pics are legal they're always just a quick search away...

>>938575352

thanks for the "expert sexual advice"

YOU ARE A SEXUAL EXPERT

YOU ARE A SEX GOD

YOUR MASTURBATION ADVICE IS GOLDEN

dude you are so fucking gay it's unbelievable, And I guess it's also safe to assume YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB EITHER...

BECAUSE YOUR LEVEL OF LIFE FAILURE IS VERY RARE, And it indicates problems in every other aspect of your existence

It's mathematically improbable that an inexperienced scared coward flaming homosexual would be able to support himself

>>938575323

You're so comfortable discussing your gay shit with other men

SHOW US A CONVERSATION YOU HAD WITH A WOMAN LATELY

SHOW US SOME OF THE SEXUAL SCREENSHOTS OF YOU TEXTING WITH A WOMAN

YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN

YOU ARE AN EFFEMINATE HOMOSEXUAL COWARDLY SISSY BOY

YOU WERE NEVER BORN TO BE THE MALE PLUG

YOU WERE INTENDED TO BE THE FEMALE RECEPTACLE

SO STOP PRETENDING TO BE A MAN
STOP PRETENDING TO BE MASCULINE
BECAUSE YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT THIS

YOU ARE EXACTLY LIKE A MORBIDLY OBESE MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN

You literally have the aura of a fat ugly desperate middle-aged woman, Who vicariously experiences online bullshit, because you're so fat and ugly You're terrified of people seeing what you actually look like

YOU PATHETIC WORTHLESS UNEMPLOYED WEAK POWERLESS BROKE LITTLE GIRL

You can't fuck and you can't fight
And obviously you can't support yourself either

sitting in your mother's spare bedroom riding her Wi-Fi while you try to get other men horny online...

You have no experience making people horny

because nobody finds you attractive so you remain overlooked and lonely

lol @you pretending to be some kind of sexually active heterosexual HAHAVA

YOU ARE EXACTLY LIKE A FAT UGLY WOMAN

there's nothing about you that reminds me of a dude and everything about you that reminds me of a miserable unhappy morbidly obese woman who uses fake profile pics

>>938575610

It's so embarrassing when you say stupid shit like "her face needs to be covered in cum"

because YOU'VE NEVER EJACULATED ON ANY WOMAN'S FACE

You've never had a sexual relationship with a woman

women have never liked you
In fact, THEY HATE YOU.... DUHHH

So watching the inexperienced cowardly loser with the ladies make comments like "she needs cum on her face" IS ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

YOU ARE LITERALLY A WORTHLESS STUPID NIGGER

YOU ARE THE LEAST KNOWLEDGEABLE PERSON I CAN THINK OF WHEN IT COMES TO SEX

YOU ARE A COMPLETE SEXUAL FAILURE

>>938575744
got session?

>>938575843
I need more.

>>938575744

lol @ the ONLY possible sexual reference you could ever make still referring to masturbation and fleshlights

HAHAHAHA!!!

It's hilarious that you're too scared to get any pussy

You're just like a little girl, aren't you?

You are a meek scared timid little sissy, And you've resigned yourself to a life of lonely futile masturbation

I'd imagine you don't have much of an opportunity to be very masculine when you're sticking your penis into a plastic tube?

So it looks like you're going to be a woman for the rest of your life

(and effeminate woman who pretends to be a masculine heterosexual online)

But you're not masculine
And you're definitely not a heterosexual

>>938576221
Nah, I don’t. Sorry

>>938575869

lol @ You being so afraid of women that you avoid them terrified they will see the inexperienced effeminate little child hiding behind your eyes

>>938576235
Of course you do, you always need more. You need to keep going deeper and deeper, stroking to little girls until all you can think of when you see one, even your own family, is how they’d bounce up and down on your cock, how their little tongues wrap around the tip of your dick, and the sweet moans that come out of their mouths as you ravage their insides

>>938575843
And then what?

>>938576221
Yours?

YOUR GENERATION:
The first ASEXUAL generation of adult males in the history of the human race

since the dawn of Man, we have survived as a species thanks to the UNQUENCHABLE SEXUAL DESIRE OF YOUNG ADULT MALES....

That vitality and sexual vigor of youth is exactly how the human race has continued to exist for hundreds of thousands of years...

nothing ever changed...
whether it was in the dark ages, or in the 1950s, or the 1980s or the early '90s... n THE UNSTOPPABLE SEXUAL DRIVE OF YOUNG ADULT MALES is what kept us going as a species.....

AND THEN YOU WERE BORN...

YOUR GENERATION IS THE FIRST ASEXUAL GENERATION IN HISTORY

NOT ONLY ARE YOU ASEXUAL
BUT YOU ARE ALSO PREDISPOSED TO LEAN TOWARDS HOMOSEXUALITY

So even if a woman wanted to fuck you, You would figure out a way to go suck a penis instead

YOU ARE ALL DYSFUNCTIONAL MACHINES

THE FACTORY REJECTS...
THE LEMON THAT ROLLS OFF THE PRODUCTION LINE...

BROKEN MACHINES
YOUR SEXUALITY NEVER WORKED TO BEGIN WITH

YOU ARE ALL ASEXUAL EFFEMINATE SCARED LITTLE COWARDS...

THE FIRST GENERATION OF ASEXUAL SCARED LITTLE COWARD ADULT MALES IN HISTORY

>>938576465
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>>938576409

how their little tongues wrap around the tip of your dick

NOBODY'S TONGUE HAS EVER TOUCHED YOUR PENIS

>AND THE SWEET MOANS THAT COME OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS AS YOU RAVAGE THEIR INSIDES

That's so gay and needlessly poetic
That's so fucking melodramatic and eerily effeminate

MEN DON'T TALK LIKE THAT

DEEP INSIDE, YOU ARE A WOMAN
YOU THINK LIKE A WOMAN
YOU BEHAVE LIKE A WOMAN
AND YOU ATTRACTED TO MEN LIKE A WOMAN

there's nothing about you that's even vaguely reminiscent of a man

The words you type SO EMBARRASSING AND EFFEMINATE AND STUPID

IT'S SO OBVIOUS YOU NEVER HAVE SEX

SO WHEN YOU "TALK THE BIG TALK" , MAKES YOU LOOK SO FUCKING STUPID AND INEXPERIENCED

because you don't know jack shit

You just a week soft hole, and nothing more

You and your fat loose mother are exactly alike no wonder your father abandoned both of you You are exactly like your fat spineless mother and her worthless loose holes

>>938576465

trust me no heterosexual male has ever typed the words "RAVAGE THEIR INSIDES"

And in fact nobody who's ever had sex at all would type those words because it shows you don't know anything about fucking

"ravage their insides" It's something that came straight out of your imagination, because you don't know how to fuck.

You don't know anything about fucking.

NOBODY WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES YOU

WOMEN HATE YOU
AND MEN LOOK DOWN THEIR NOSE AT YOU

WE CONSIDER YOU TO BE SOFT AND WEAK

WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER

NOBODY LIKES YOU
SO NOBODY HAS SEX WITH YOU

THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FUCKING

THAT'S WHY YOU ARE A MASTURBATING HOMOSEXUAL

It's not that you're actively homosexual, because you're too much of a coward to have sex with anybody

You've got too much to hide
So you live your life doing this bullshit online

ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU

>>938576409
sess please fuck

>>938576711

That must be so depressing

Knowing that women take one look at you, and roll their eyes. women see you out in public and use you as the butt of their joke to the other girls.

You represent the perfect visual example of a loser with the ladies, So that's why they're always laughing at you in public.

But as depressing as it must be, Never having a woman find you interesting...

there's the fact that MEN LOOK DOWN THEIR NOSE AT YOU, TOO

You are such a pathetic weak soft effeminate worthless boring example of a man, that we literally look down our nose at you.

You don't qualify. You're not in our club.
we don't like you.

no man has ever wanted you on their team

And no woman has ever wanted to be part of your interpersonal team basically you're just a punching bag

Even children laugh at your fat pathetic lonely ass

children make fun of you when they see you eating all alone at fast food restaurants

they're not stupid... in the kids laugh and tell their parents "LOOK! That fat guy is gay!"

and the parents will tell them "hush, That's not a nice thing to say... But you are correct. He's obviously gay"

because even a child can look at you and tell YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO OFFER ANY WOMAN

The only thing you can offer a man is asking to see his penis, telling him you'd like to improve his orgasms....

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY MEN HATE YOU

THAT'S WHY WOMEN HATE YOU

AND THAT'S WHY CHILDREN EVEN LOOK DOWN THEIR NOSE AT YOU

You will never be a man

>>938577653
Need her at every age

Hundreds of legit pics of her out there, just a matter of actually posting them while the thread is still up

>>938559300
>It shows more of Brooke naked like her vagina in the bath scene

Jesus christ, learn some biology. The vagina is the entrance to the uterus, and you'd only see it if she was on her back with her legs wide open.

You just about see the lips of her vulva for about half a second before she turns around and the shot cuts away

But yes, there's plenty of cheek action later on.

>>938579160
You sound like a virgin, dude. You can see her pussy lips, which is part of her pussy. Therefore, you can see her fucking pussy. You think a girl is gonna be impressed that you can name parts of her cunt?
>Oh yeah baby, look at the lips of your vulva, your mound is so smooth and clean of pubic hair. You have such a sexy labia majora Lemme get inside that uterus and inseminate you with my sperm. I bet your ovaries are aching for me

>>938579479
>You can see her pussy lips, which is part of her pussy

You said Vagina, dickhead. Pussy is a general term for the entire pubic area. If you (by some fucking miracle) were in the presence of a nekkid lady standing before you and you mentioned that you could see her vagina, first thing she'd be is confused, and the next is to regiard you as a fucking moron

>You sound like a virgin, dude

I'm the virgin, but clearly know more about female anatomy than you.

>>938574300
imaging spendign time writing this shit for an anon on /b/ to read that's in your point of vie he should feel bad after reading your shit.
You are so sad.

>>938579606
I wasn't the original anon you talked to. I was married for five years and know way too much about women bodily functions than I ever wanted to know, so that insult doesn't mean much to me. Women are lowkey disgusting and they will destroy your bathroom with makeup, tampons, and long strands of hair that get stuck in your bathtub and somehow wrapped around your dick.

All I really need to know is how to eat and finger pussy. The anatomy stuff can be left in biology class.

>>938580134
We're bad for wasting our time on /b/, they're bad for writing paragraphs about it. At least we're having fun wanking

>>938580134
Don't feed the trolls anon

>>938580236
>At least we're having fun wanking
Lets not forget what this thread is about: getting hard for a hot kid

>>938580318
Tight and breedable. What other celebs or models do you guys like?
>picrel

>>938580361
Anon...
>>938580434
Chloë

>>938549855 (OP)
>Brooke Shields
Isn't she about 65 now?

>>938580434
this iconic one-of seems to be circulated around

>>938580434
Natalie is my #1

>>938580434
Eva Ionesco

>>938580765
Natalie with that choker does something to me. And by something, I mean it makes me throb
>>938580459
Jeez, I haven't heard anything about Chloe in a while. She's a couple years younger than me and I remember having a huge crush on her from Kick-Ass

>>938581083
Chloe is where it started for me, something clicked in my brain watching kick ass and it was all downhill from there

>>938581147
>downhill
Have some self-respect anon

>>938581083
Natalie is the most beautiful human to have ever lived

>>938581147
I thought I'd grow out of it when I was a teen. Liking girls just a few years younger than me. But then I got older and they stayed the same age in those movies and shows and when I hit 18 I was like "fuck, okay idk if I have a problem or what."

Chloe still looks amazing now too. Honestly looks almost the same just a bit more mature

>>938581213
I can't say I haven't enjoyed cumming my brains out and still love chloe, it's just lost nut hits and there are more productive things I could be doing instead
>>938581274
Any day now I'll grow out of it. Any day now...
Chloe is still beautiful, her jawline can cut marble

>>938581236
They knew what they were doing in this movie and when they cast her. Wasn't the original premise that the assassin falls in love with her, but they changed it to loving her like a daughter instead because of the age of the character?
>>938581335
Yeah honestly surprised at how perfect she still looks. Doesn't look like she got any work done either, thank god.

>>938580434
Chiaki Kuriyama

>>938581411
I think she might have got some work done. The main thing is she looks great and is happy, engaged too I think

>>938581424
was this gogo from kill bill?

>>938581411
>Wasn't the original premise that the assassin falls in love with her, but they changed it to loving her like a daughter instead because of the age of the character?
There was an off-camera sex scene that was in the original script

>>938581644
Off camera as in implied or the camera pans to a bird flying in the sky as you hear the headboard break through the plaster?

>>938581522
Yes!
and lesser known, but if you like Chiaki, you should watch her as a giantess in this movie Thumb Princess

>>938581644
Damn, Hollywood is crazy. Based, but crazy. I couldn't imagine writing the script, being like "this is amazing," and then the director agreeing on it.
>So in Act 3 Natalie Portman gets her back blown out by Leon
>Okay, we love it, but the audience might not. We can't do it. We want to, but we can't.

This thread veered off into something else

>>938582405
Just guys busting nuts

>>938581424
Pretty sure she's got some topless stuff from her model days when she was like 12ish

>>938581424
>>938583529

Ew, gross. Gooks don't count. They are permanently in the loli uncanny valley. The uncunny valley if you will.

>>938583603
Bump. Anyone else still fapping to brooke?

>>938585240
Still fapping to Brooke and other celebs

>>938585315
Nice. Disc? Ive got lots of celeb nudes

>>938585315
I've been here a while and you still haven't shown us the proof that it was you who did this? It's possible that you're just a weirdo that gets off on pretending to be someone you're not? Or perhaps you're a stalker who likes to pretend to

>>938583529
i am able to confirm she does.. and now i will need a few minutes to myself

>>938575670
I do believe I see white panty...

>>938587286
report back with results

>>938588313
ah, a pixel man of culture

>>938588313
Anon... no

I would have fucked her bald vagina without a drop of astroglide when she was 5-9

Any good shots when she was an infant/toddler? Also Watson.

How common is it to have a innocent fetish for children. It's just a kink and I am not gonna kink shame anyone.

Emma R. in Aquamarine

>>938589871
I'm gonna imagine it's a cunny

>>938549855 (OP)
Belle Delfine is prettier/hotter

>>938573759
lrsp?

>>938590892
yeah, if you like someone hiding behind a ton of makeup and camera filters.

>>938575744
Harvey Weinstein

>>938580434
Fuckin jew

How the fuck is this thread still alive lol

>>938592559
Because it's something THEY like

>>938592595
Probably correct but oh well

>>938592435
Natalie Portman is the least Jew that's ever jewed. I didn't even know she was a jew until your comment lol

>>938593820
>Natalie Portman is the least Jew that's ever jewed
bruh

>>938595098
Is the only argument her nose? She's still hot so idk what to tell ya

I was like three or four days away from potentially studying to be a pediatric gynecologist if I recieved a single email just four days earlier I could of been in the program. Dunno if I would have made it but...

Oh well... at least I got to work with at-risk youth before I retired. Had some fun in the 80s and 90s.

>>938595098
all i'm sayin is that shes a bigtime jew
a full on zionist card carrying jew
divorced her husband and took the kids type of jew

>>938593820
i'm thinking about what to say to you, op, when a little song gets stuck in my head

>>938592743
Up until the last jew on earth is cinders an ash.

How in the actual fuck is this thread still alive?

i dont really beat my dick to celebrities, I prefer amateur fat old women

>>938581070
Well shit... that's just a full an sex scene... how does stuff like this even exist still?>>938581070

>>938573063
If you cant find it on bing heres a friendly reminder you can rent the movie on amazon prime and others for $4. I guess that wont get you sugar and spice but still. Its actually a good movie.

>>938552134
Yandex has some epic shit.

brooke shields' mother pimped her out at a young age to make shekels

and it's fucked up

but jews are the ones who enable this

>>938609651
how do you find any of it ?

>>938609779
Search for her nudes, then check the web and images results

>>938580434
Damn