Thread 938568634

What would you do as batman?

Rape Batgirl

>>938568673
You mean Robin?

>>938568829
You mean Alfred?

>>938568859
You mean Vicki?

>>938568634 (OP)
I would transfer like one billion dollars in my personal bank account just in case I suddenly swap back to my own body.

aldred anal

>>938568634 (OP)
Creampie Jokers throat

Go back to sleep and hope I wake up as a toilet

>>938568634 (OP)
beat some niggers

>>938568634 (OP)
tattoo the logo on my penis

>>938568634 (OP)
Find out shit about Trump, Putin and Netanyahu and put them in jail.

>>938568634 (OP)
Two chicks at the same time.

>>938568634 (OP)
Mail Lexcorp a case of bald wax

>>938568634 (OP)
Bear the shit out of every faggot in town. He’ll every transvestite to join the 41%

>>938568829
This. Spbp.
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I would redecorate Wayne Manor in modern Scandinavian.

I would go and fuck Batgirl

>>938568634 (OP)
call my mom
..

>>938568634 (OP)
Punch crime in the face

>>938569793
Putin and Netanyahu. Actually just Netanyahu

woke up this morning bout a quarter to noon
just thought that i had to be in compton soon

>>938568634 (OP)
Find someone littering and force them to clean up their litter on the spot.

>>938568634 (OP)
>Alfred! Fetch me my Batlight...
>Perhaps later I will explore the Batcave

>>938574803
Depends if there were a lot of people that wanted to cause destruction

>>938568634 (OP)
beat my wife dressed as Batman
(like I do every night)

The Batusi

>>938568634 (OP)
kill pedos and go after the underground sex trade
then go after coke dealers

>>938568634 (OP)
I'll call Michelle Pfeiffer and tell her to put on her latex suit. I'll be at her place in 15 minutes.

>>938576744
As batman, I would make a plan to change society in such a way that the rich would be less wealthy and the poor less poor.

>>938568634 (OP)
I immediately stop fighting crime.
I hope on that Bat-computer and hack every chick I know and try to find nudes.
I use my billions to fuck hot women and have a good time.

>>938568634 (OP)
Go back to sleep, that pillow looks comfy

>>938574001
Sounds good enough.

>>938568634 (OP)

> 1st thing Batman does when wake up

i'd first wake up as batman

>>938568634 (OP)
Except for automatic muscle movements, your skills are linked to your mind. So I can't run most of his fancy equipment nor do I have most of his fancy fighting and acrobatic skills. So really I'll I'm good for is the 3rd comment below

>>938569153
He's not that rich. But I would transfer about half his ready cash. After I convinced Alfred to remind me what my account passwords are (see above)

>>938573948
Yep even a lame, just looks like Batman could do this

Take my throat medicine in the hope that it will finally cure my sore throat.

>>938568634 (OP)
Batshit

>>938568634 (OP)
Try and make everyone worth keeping around so saving them isn't killing the world.

>>938582936
Try mint tea and green tea bags combined with some honey . Drink it 3 to 4 times a day , Shit actually works.. and if your over 21 and can legally drink a shot of Whisky or sake at night before bed helps also :)

>>938583626
Thanks, that's kind of you, but I was talking about what I would do if I were Batman with my sore Batthroat. Saving your recipe, by the way.

>>938584206
OHHH FUCK lol i get it now lol god im stupid lol...

>>938568634 (OP)
I would call up Batgirl and tell her i need her urgently in my cave. Then find robin and lock him up where he could not look way. I would then plow Batgirl and once done blowing my god know how many loads in her, i would drag robin out to lick the cum out of her, unless he wanted to see her prego.. i would then remove my mask and shot them i am really the joker . and been live streaming this all over the world..