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Anonymous No.938569918 >>938570063 >>938570080 >>938570374 >>938570469 >>938571001 >>938571937 >>938572915 >>938574100
What could explain these bruises?
I have to find an excuse as to why I have this weird bruising. What would be plausible? I was thinking I could say a bicycle ran into me and I fell onto the curb.
Anonymous No.938570063
>>938569918 (OP)
The top was rough, eh?
Anonymous No.938570080 >>938570192
>>938569918 (OP)
looks more like a burn than a bruise. maybe say you touched a hot piece of machinery? fuck gave you that anyway?
Anonymous No.938570192
>>938570080
I scratched myself repeatedly in an autistic self harm rage. I lost my job a while back so I couldn't say anything about machinery
Anonymous No.938570374 >>938570418
>>938569918 (OP)
well, why the fuck do you have them?
Anonymous No.938570418 >>938570681
>>938570374
Its Kaposi sarcoma, I have AIDs
Anonymous No.938570469
>>938569918 (OP)
just said that you got an allergic reaction, but you don't even know to what because it happened out of nowhere
Anonymous No.938570681 >>938570821
>>938570418
Have you considered just telling people you're a faggot with AIDS?
Anonymous No.938570821 >>938571159
>>938570681
I've thought about it, but I think if I started telling people, nobody would want to have unprotected sex with me
Anonymous No.938571001
>>938569918 (OP)
you got your head stuck in a fence
Anonymous No.938571159
>>938570821
Anonymous No.938571937 >>938572853
>>938569918 (OP)
Premature aging.
Or just mites.
Anonymous No.938572853
>>938571937
I've never seen anyone post about this.
Anonymous No.938572915
>>938569918 (OP)
beat up by niggers
Anonymous No.938574100
>>938569918 (OP)