Which one of you rascals pooped in my oatmeal?
>>938570633 (OP)
Good morning! Another day another constitutional! Gentlemen, it was a bit of a disappointment this morning I am afraid. I farted a clutch (3) of losely formed turds measuring 6 to 7 inches in length. My anus closed immediately following each delivery. The girth of the turds was a moderate 3 inches. The stench was a mild outhouse heady milange of curdled milk, fetid meat, and vomit. Though I did apply the fan to send the stench outside, upon opening the door to my bedroom I was keenly aware that the outgassing had not fully disapated and spread. The flush was upsetting. The turds smeared themselves all across the porcelain painting light streaks of shit across the bowl. The wipe was frustrating. 25 double ply squares, each rolled into 5 square balls and producing 2 thick creamy shit residue smears followed by 3 decreasingly dry residule smears. All this being said, my colon feels glad, like being on the way home after a long week at work to the first day of an eagerly anticipated vacation. Oh, one joyful mention, the farting was delightful. The sounds were riotously amusing and imagining producing them in a full restroom was simply hilarious. Worth a quite reasonable chuckle with myself.
Good morning! Another day another constitutional! Gentlemen, it was a bit of a disappointment this morning I am afraid. I farted a clutch (3) of losely formed turds measuring 6 to 7 inches in length. My anus closed immediately following each delivery. The girth of the turds was a moderate 3 inches. The stench was a mild outhouse heady milange of curdled milk, fetid meat, and vomit. Though I did apply the fan to send the stench outside, upon opening the door to my bedroom I was keenly aware that the outgassing had not fully disapated and spread. The flush was upsetting. The turds smeared themselves all across the porcelain painting light streaks of shit across the bowl. The wipe was frustrating. 25 double ply squares, each rolled into 5 square balls and producing 2 thick creamy shit residue smears followed by 3 decreasingly dry residule smears. All this being said, my colon feels glad, like being on the way home after a long week at work to the first day of an eagerly anticipated vacation. Oh, one joyful mention, the farting was delightful. The sounds were riotously amusing and imagining producing them in a full restroom was simply hilarious. Worth a quite reasonable chuckle with myself.
