Thread 938571594

>be me, 35
>visit AMP for the first time ever
>get 3 minutes of decent massage
>suddenly flipped over and a 5 foot tall viet girl hops on and rides my dick like a demon
>more enthusiastic than any woman I've ever fucked
>refuses the "tip" after
Wtf have I been missing out on /b/?
I went legitimately for the massage, but also kinda knew there'd probably be a hanjo involved but never expected a tiny Asian slamming herself on my cock begging for cum.
All in all, 9/10 because I didn't actually cum. Had some drinks first and that makes it impossible. She apologized and kept saying "I did bad, I sorry. I sorry I did bad" which then got my cock even more attentive but my hour was up and I didn't feel like paying again.
Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.

>>938571594 (OP)
It's a real lottery sometimes
That's the problem
Your 9/10 today is a beady eyed 50 year old whose seen 10 million cocks the past hour and has the same disdain for yours even if it's made of solid gold and jizzes dollar bills

>>938573672
-tomorrow