Thread 938576531

did your family do this?

>>938576531 (OP)
thankfully not

>>938576531 (OP)
Nope. Seems like a good way to get burns all over yourself, given that frying pan.

>>938576815
FPBP

>>938576531 (OP)
Yes but not every night

>>938576867
How often did it happen?

tell me there is a diaper

>>938576531 (OP)
the millennial schizophrenia

>>938576894
Maybe like every 2 weeks or so. We would do it after we got home from events and all needed a bath. We only had one bathtub so we all had to wait so we would just wait around naked.

>>938576894

AHHHHHHH.......

somebody said "YES"
So of course....
This is where you go in for a homosexual arousal

This is the part where you want to masturbate while another man talks to you

YOU NEVER DO THIS WITH WOMEN

YOU ONLY BEHAVE THIS WAY WITH OTHER MEN

It's because you are a homosexual

QUESTION: HOW DID YOU BECOME A PATHETIC LONELY ISOLATED MASTURBATING HOMOSEXUAL?

ANSWER: video games

when you were a kid, You started playing video games, And that was your gateway drug into sexual failure, social ineptitude, and a propensity to ask other men about their penises...

VIDEO GAMES LITERALLY TURNED YOU INTO A FLAMING FUCKING FAGGOT

>>938576531 (OP)
Yes

>>938576957
You must live in a hotter climate than I do lol. If we had to do that here, I think we'd just stay in our clothes until hopping in.

>>938576937
On who? Mini trump?

>>938577065
lol yeah I do the summers get too hot for clothes so we’d just take them off whenever we felt. Most of the time we were just shirtless but every now and then we’d get fully naked on a regular day.

>>938576957

.... by the way

I hope you realize he's asking you these questions so he can masturbate to your words

That is a homosexual act

intentionally encouraging other men to discuss sexual topics while you masturbate is 100% HOMOSEXUAL

I'm not sure if you are gay or straight

But if you're straight, He's masturbating right now and he wants you to continue talking to him

The more you say the more he will masturbate

So if you participate in this conversation, It will mean that you are actively participating in an act of homosexuality

So I guess that where it stands

If you continue discussing it, we will all know you are intentionally engaging in homosexual activity

>>938576531 (OP)
My sister went through a nudist phase when we were teens. She was a “free spirit” (pothead) and she used to come down to the kitchen naked to grab food. My parents would lose their shit and she would always say they were weird for thinking what she was doing was sexual and call them pervs.

Y'all fucking did this?

>>938576957

by the way it's important you realize;

he NEVER has sexual conversations with any women, whatsoever....

none... women won't allow him to initiate the sexual conversations

He actually avoids women... women make him uncomfortable because he knows they look down their nose at him, because they can tell he's more of a woman than they are

.......... But he's FRIGHTENINGLY comfortable trying to lure other men into sexual conversations so he can masturbate

And if the other guy is personable and friendly, He sees it as an opportunity to lure them into one-on-one mutual masturbation on discord

He wants to be able to watch you masturbate while he's talking to you

HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING LIKE THIS WITH WOMEN....

....... ONLY WITH MEN

...... Men are his substitution for women, because like I said- hes terrified of women

and today?.... He wants YOU TO BE HIS SUBSTITUTE FOR A WOMAN

because he's feeling horny and you were dumb enough to start answering his stupid questions

That's why I think you might also be gay

because when I see OTHER MEN One thing a sexual conversation with men, The last fucking thing on earth I'll do is become a part of that activity

But you seem okay with it so I'm guessing you're probably down to masturbate with him on discord?

are any of you guys heterosexuals at all?

>>938577132
I guess that makes sense. Was this common where you're from or was your family unusual?

>>938577929
It was unusual and I didn’t know until much later my sister actually stopped doing it first because she found out none of her friends did it and they all started calling her weird.

>>938576531 (OP)
Growing up, one of my friends had a family that would always be nude. It was awkward going over, as the last thing you want to see walking around a corner are naked bushy old guy parts or a fat leathery tanned cunt fully spread on a couch. It was hot seeing the sister naked, it was not hot seeing either brother naked. Overall net negative & painfully obvious when people don't wipe their ass properly

>>938576531 (OP)
At least put a towel down before you sit your funky naked ass on the furnature.

>>938578110
How old were you and she when she found out?

>>938578281
She was about 14 and I was 11

>>938578305
How did your parents react?

>>938576531 (OP)
we'd always have dinner around the table but breakfast only occasionally

>>938578408
They tried to tell her it wasn’t weird but I think they realized it would be better not to force her to do it and let her do her own thing.

>>938578167
What did the brothers look like?

>>938576531 (OP)
>sitting down naked without a towel
Bad idea

>>938576531 (OP)

when I was young I learned:
when somebody asks you a question, The thing we are supposed to pay attention to is WHY ARE THEY ASKING THE QUESTION

and just like always I couldn't care less about the actual question or topic...

In fact it's so cliche...

All I can think about is WHY op found this topic interesting

I am curious what thought process led him to this question

because would be one of two scenarios, I'd imagine:

- either he saw or read something about the topic...

- or obviously this is a topic that interests him on a regular basis

I couldn't get any less of a shit about somebody's family being naked

(It's just as creepy to be afraid of your own family seeing you naked as it is to WANT them to see you naked)

But it's completely superfluous and irrelevant.. at least to the average person

So I wonder what made OP create this thread today

>>938578538

......im curious
have you ever even TRIED not slipping your homosexuality into every goddamn thing you type?

is it possible for you to go an entire sentence without mentioning how fucking gay you are?

>>938576957
Did you wait in separate rooms? How old were you?

>>938578721
Just wondering if they were ugly or if it was just awkward seeing other naked dudes.

>>938578737
No we’d all be in either the living room or my parents bedroom. We did it since I was born so it wasn’t weird to me until I learned no one else did it lol.

>>938578476
That sounds like a good age to stop tbh. Things might get awkward with puberty and stuff.

>>938578959
I stopped when I was 14 too because seeing my sisters naked starting to get me hard. I was already popping boners for no reason so getting hard for my naked sister wasn’t exactly hard.

>>938578648
>>938577667
>>938577212
>>938577013
Didn't read lol

>>938579018
Glad your parents didn't try to force you to continue or anything.

>>938579236
Yeah I think they knew it wasn’t normal and that forcing us to continue would just breed resentment.

Nudity happened sometimes. Not all the time or predictably though. Sometimes someone would just not get dressed immediately after showering and would be watching TV or in the kitchen wearing only an apron.

>>938577517
That sounds so hot. Is she blonde ?

My wife does when the kids aren't home. She'll walk around naked and let me fuck her as much as I want. Same with hotels. I love fucking her in the window. If kids are around, she wears easy access clothes (like a long skirt) with no panties

>>938577013
For once I agree with you meth head, but plenty of people play video games and are straight. You really have a thing against video games.

>>938576531 (OP)
no, and those nasty niggers aren't even sitting on towels
they're getting ass crumbs and genital sweat on everything

>>938580273
Does she freebleed as well?

>>938580425
Oh hell no. She has an IUD and doesn't have periods. Open 24/7

>>938580579
Let's see her body?

>>938580962
Nah. She's chubby and don't wanna hear shit

>>938577093
XDDDDDDDDDD

>>938576531 (OP)
my ex and her family were nudists. So yes some people do..

>>938577013
>>938577212
>>938577667

Yeah, I didn't feel like getting dressed one morning so I went to breakfast naked.
Eventually my brother went naked too, but not my mom.

>>938577517
>and call them pervs.
wtf lol

>>938576531 (OP)
has potential

>>938584060
How old were you

>>938586416
lel

>>938576531 (OP)
Bold of you to assume I actually have a family

>>938576531 (OP)
DOOLEY

>>938587799
Epic win checked

>>938576531 (OP)
My sisters "jammies" consisted of oversized t shirt, no bra, sometimes without panties. She looked pretty adorable coming downstairs with bedhead. Catching the occasional clam sighting was entertaining.

>>938588178
How old was she at the time? How old were you?

>>938587259
Around five or six, my brother is older so he was around 8.

>>938576531 (OP)
it was normal back then.

>>938588272
She was in high school and 3 years older.

century old uno reverse card.

I want Lauren Cain’s vagina. Brains.

Wife said she would walk around nude in front of her dad back in the day. But they were also having sex together. They never did this with her mom around. And no it's still not happening the dad passed away years ago. But it pretty much happened till she went off to college.

>>938591978
Such a shit LARP.

>>938591978
When did it start? Was she into it?

>>938592014
>>938591978
go touch cocks on kik

>>938577667
I want to put my dick in your virgin asshole and pump you until you cum while screaming about Jesus.

>>938592014
Teens soon after her mom got really ill. Wife said she initiated it. Would snuggle on the couch next to her dad watch TV like every night. She would wear big t-shirt and panties and socks. He would hold her and sometimes his hand would slip into her lap. She would scoot so it hit her pussy. He started to play with her and the races were off. Most common was that scenario and the pillow. He would put a pillow in his lap and she would give him a hand job under it. Her brother and sister wouldn't see etc. they were very careful of her mom was around.

I one time played games with my cousin, while we were both naked. She just undressed and I joined her.

>>938576531 (OP)
No, that’s very weird

>>938593120
OMG GAMES FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN

>>938593181
ur weird lol

>>938576531 (OP)
No, what sort of weirdos go around nude in their house.

>>938595977
I do it late at night after my wife and I have sex, if I wanna grab some water or something. But it's just the 2 of us in the apartment, so...

>>938579018
Could you ever smell your mom or sister's cunt?

>>938576531 (OP)
no, my dad doesn't cook

Always slept naked as a kid and teenager. Mom woke me up in the morning. She would close my window and then watch me get out of bed. As a kid didn't care as I got to be a teen just made me horny. She made a few comments about my morning wood but again didn't give a shit.

>>938583075
This is 100% just some JAV

>>938591691
Mudslimes need to get the gas treatment, all 1 billion of them

I dated a girl who claimed her family did stuff like this.

>>938583307
Any stories about shit that happened ?

Not with my parents, but my uncle married a single mother and they practiced nudism together with her daughter. Whenever I'd visit them I'd see my aunt or my stepcousin naked.

>>938602543
oh shit some one actually replied back to my shit.. Sorry about that. was fucking around in other threads and shit..
Honestly not much to tell. They were a family of 4 who were all nudists. I found this out after dating Marelina for 6 months and went over one night when they were all naked. Never knew they were as they where clothing when guests are over or at work and shit like that. But around the house they walk around naked. Its actually not bad as your eyes are not all ways looking at body parts that you should not be. I even indulged and went in there pool naked with them for a bbq and when they had a party for there nudists friends i also was nude. Witch FYI holy crap Her moms freind has a fucking massive pare of tits shit had to be a triple D. Now i know i stared at her because she had huge tits but also tattoos on her tits witch made it hard for me not to look.. As they tattoos were amazingly done.. But other then that its really nothing to tell..
Oh one thing i can say is they all use a weird toilet system. Its a Bidet and no toilet paper.. Just hand towels you blot up with.So you better make sure your using the soap thats there otherwise your gonna leave streaks .. Witch this system was annoying but did make me buy a bidet for my self , only i use toilet paper lol

>>938576531 (OP)
kinda.

i don't think we never had a fully nude sit-down like this, but nudity was pretty damn ok in out house.

Mom and dad were quite often naked and me and both my sisters felt fine being naked in front of the rest of the family.
We just didn't hang out naked like mom and dad might do sometimes.

and since i know its coming, yes ive seen dad get hard from seeing my sisters naked.

>>938576531 (OP)
Cooking naked. Naked baby shitting on every surface.

>>938605748
How old were they when they started making him hard?

>>938606125
Its not as dirty or nasty as you think.. Most nudists use aprons and have a towel they sit on if there sitting on couches or chairs that can't be whipped down.. only know this as my ex and her family was nudists..

>>938606342
honestly dont even remember the first time i noticed it, was just a thing that sometimes happened the few times he was naked while one of them were also naked, which was rare anyway

>>938576531 (OP)
God I would love to do this and expose my penis to children, legally of course.

>>938576531 (OP)
baby donald trump doesn't approve

>>938610226
You can see about joining a nudist resort. Most are not about swinging, so they have their kids there. I doubt any of those kids would look twice at your dick, since they have seen so many.

>>938606986
>their dad is an alcoholic

>sadly, their family tends to be alcoholics as well

>I remember a time when all of my family, including my grandma who died while I was young, got into a family fight and made a huge mess in the middle of

Is it really that uncommon to have a nudist family? Wasn't the case for me but I'm curious how much are the statistics for these cases.

>>938614724
its not uncommon where i live, but i grew up near a very big nudist beach

>>938576531 (OP)
I've heard Germans and Swedes live like this, but they never invide guests over, so nobody really knows.

>>938616902
not all Germans. My ex was German and i lived with her in Germany for 6 months. Her and her friends and family were nudists to sorts. Its not uncommon to see naked people in public and coed in changing rooms and people walk around naked or dry off then change in to clothing before leaving. Took me some time to get use too it but once you do its like anything else..