Thread 938579920

cumshot stories thread? what's the most memorable, hardest, and most nastiest wad of sperm you've ever blown? or what's the most ropes you've ever shot? details appreciated!

>>938579920 (OP)
Shot straight in her right eye some minutes after this and she yelped
I was stupid not to record a video, it was funny

My greatest cum shot accomplishment. I pulled out of her to nut on her stomach but the second rope out of my dick shot so far it landed on her chin just below her mouth

>>938579976
i love blondes covered with jizz... lucky bastard

>>938579920 (OP)
In college a girl made me cum into a shot glass and she drank it

>>938580106
sucks we can't see the cum on her face.. was probably epic. did she ask for you to cum on her face?

>>938580151
She never asked for it but would sometimes let me, liked swallowing more

>>938580139
how'd that happen? how big of a load did you shoot

>>938579920 (OP)
>what's the most memorable, hardest, and most nastiest wad of sperm you've ever blown?
Involuntary hands free. More details if anyone wants

I pissed in a girl once by mistake

>>938579920 (OP)
Most memorable and hardest was after my friend's little sister bounced on my dick in the bathroom at a halloween party while she wore her slutty costume. Nothing has come close since.

>>938584517
Not physically possible

My ex regularly deepthroated me while her brother slept innthe same room. Once she picked a strange angle and my cum somehow ended up in her nose. So from the inside of her airways it oozed out of her nose like a running nose after a bad cold. She also started coughing. Fun times.

once i came and a feeling shot through me so I was like
>OOOOGGHHHH
but then it subsided and i went back to work in my federally-mandated cubicle thinking about state-approved topics such as going to war with Iran

When I was a teen I busted a huge nut on my own face when I was horny and had been edging for hours on webcam to a load of horny old men.

>>938579920 (OP)
As a prolific cocksucker , I have had a ton of facials. There was this one dude who used to swing by for a bj and he had the biggest load- would absolutely cover me with giant ropes. He used to make me look in the mirror before taking a spoon and feeding to me....so intense.

I was such a little cumslut that my couch after a few yrs was covered in errant cum shots and drips etc...I used to have to put a blanket over when I had non-sex guests lol.

>>938579976
cum in your eyes stings

One time I took ecstasy and jerked for maybe around 10+ hours. The whole time I kept feeling like I was getting close and nothing was making me cum despite every video I was watching making me incredibly horny. When I finally came it was one of the few times I let out an involuntary moan and shot a few ropes over my head and more that spattered all over me. I didn't even mind the mess but I had such a feeling of I finally got all that out

The most I shot was from edging for a few hours.
>Wife was too tired for sex but was agreeable to me blowing a load in her mouth.
>I let her know I’m about to bust.
>Feelsgood.jpg.
>She starts coughing and choking
Starts grabbing her neck and gets up from bed
>still coughing
>drinks water to wash it down
>says she wished it was in her pussy instead to get preg
>note to self to edge before sex

I finally convinced my Highschool girlfriend to let me see her naked while we were making out in her bedroom. I pulled my dick out and started jerking off while we fooled around. I didn't even bother aiming when I blew my load, I just unloaded while sort of angled on top of her. It'll never forget seeing her stomach and almost flat chest splattered with cum.
After that we started putting down a beach towel so she didn't have to wash her sheets every time we fooled around.

Creampie right before plane trip.