Thread 938580818

How many years away, anon?

>>938580818 (OP)
2 more years before im 40. But i lost my virginity at 25. I unironically wish I kept it though.

>>938580818 (OP)
If you are a 40 year old virgin you are a fucking freak. End of story.

>>938580818 (OP)
>Oh no, the incels thread
kys. all of you

>>938580818 (OP)
I recently saw Little Miss Sunshine realized that this is the guy from The Office.

I lost mine at 23 or 24 I can't remember. It was mid.

1705 days

I've never had it because my legs are all fucked up, but I have held hands, kissed, groped, and had BJs with cute men and women

And 8 years.

>>938580818 (OP)
Already happened, never had any desire to find girlfriend to have sex with. I’m too lazy and it sounds like a lot of work. Yeah I’m happier playing video games and eating TENDIES in my moms basement anyway. The normie life is not for for me

>>938580825
You're disabled?

>>938580827
Mentally retarded

>>938580818 (OP)
The thought of sex doesn’t even sound appealing to me anymore. Sticking my penis into some nasty hoes gaping hole? I’m yeah.. I THINK ILL PASS!

>>938580829
Saw someone post a dolphin vagina earlier and it looked like manna from heaven compared to modern body types.

>>938580818 (OP)
My dick is probably too small for sex

>>938580818 (OP)
Haven't had sex since Covid. I've given up on it.

>>938580829
it's prefer a big fat dick penetrating my bumhole while i push against it and say "lets make a butt baby daddy"

4

wet dreams count as sex...
r-right?

>>938580818 (OP)
I've still got another 20 years. With the way things are going I wouldn't be supprised if I end up like this. How do I change my ways before its too late?

>>938580818 (OP)
Just 1 month away

>>938580837
Better set up an ebay store quick.

7

I have 4 years and 8 months, i can't believe everyone was right about me being one as a teenager, not sure how much of it is a self fulfilling prophesy though cause i have never really tried, i've always felt i'm to socially weird to make anything happen, i also may look like shit and i'm the fattest i have ever been now so none of this helps, my job also sucks too, might as well go to a prostitute

>>938580840
that's the thing anon
most don't have to try

Sex is really overrated.

>>938580836
step 1: find a job

>>938580818 (OP)
I had a good year when I turned 18 where I lost my virginity and fucked a second girl, but nothing else ever since

>>938580818 (OP)
19. I got time

>>938580835
They do. Your brain cannot tell the difference, so nor can anyone else's brain. You lost your virginity to your dream girl, congrats!

>>938580818 (OP)
21 years away. Honestly not in a rush.

>>938580837
What a silly image LOL do you mind if I save it?

8 more for me. Will likely kill myself before then though.

>>938580848
Please do

>>938580841
>most dont have to try
That's not true, if you don't talk to women you dont' get pussy. simple as

>>938580841
yeah but i've never put myself in a position where it was even possible

>>938580851
Yeh, most people don't consider that "trying", it comes naturally

>>938580852
and even if i did my social retardedness would have them as dry as sandpaper

>>938580837
haha silly cat go purr!

>>938580854
So why not go to a massage parlour where it's implied they do happy endings? That's pretty low entry level. Not that expensive either.

In 2025 you have two choices, be celibate or be a cuck who shares.

>>938580856
Happy ending isn't losing your virginity. Plus the chinese killed my grandpa.

11

>>938580858
You could use it as a stepping stone. You learn how to be comfortable naked around a woman and with a woman caressing you and giving you a handjob. Might lessen the anxiety a bit.

>>938580858
Avenge your gramps by conquering their women

>>938580821
Fuck off troon, this is 4chan.

>>938580860
Dude I'm not even comfortable now being naked while talking to you.

>>938580818 (OP)
15 years left.

>>938580818 (OP)
3.
>>938580820
Probably.

>>938580818 (OP)
14. I can safely say things will not improve.

>>938580863
I'm giving you sound advice. You should take it. Go to a regular massage parlour first if you don't feel comfortable enough yet.

3 too lmao
grim

I got a 3d printer and I bought STLs to print an Austrian army for the War of the Fifth Coalition
I will print about 1000-1500 figures and paint them all
Next I will print a French army of about the same size
For me it's 11 years

>>938580818 (OP)
Why are these threads so much more visited and commented than any other on this site?

>>938580867
I struggle to make a normal purchase in a store even if using self checkout. You are advising a penguin to fly, sorry.

>>938580851
>if you don't talk to women you dont' get pussy
Imagine cold approaching nowadays. Fuck off.

>be unkempt unattractive incompetent depressive deadbeat diagnosed sperg
>have sex with a cute girl who likes me

the only thing i had going for me is a sense of humor and a not small dingdong. i was just extraordinarily lucky, and there's not enough love there for a relationship - the real valuable thing - to hold

young woman gave me an ultrasound on my bladder the other day and that's the closest i have been with a woman ever, when leaving and wiping the ultrasound gunk off myself it felt like i was wiping cum off myself too
she was nice and i was mostly being as normal as i could be, but it think me staring and acting like she had just finished me off in the end made it weird and i felt bad for the rest of the day

>>938580870
Neurodivergent websites
Normies and sexhavers can go >>>/out/

>>938580871
Alright, I tried. It's easy though, they won't judge you for being socially awkward, they don't care. The only one who cares about you or thinks you're being watched is you. You're a paying customer, that's all they care about.

>>938580845
>>938580847

How do zoomers find this site? Just curious. I think it doesn’t even show up in google searches anymore

>>938580818 (OP)
Still waiting for the prequel "the 30 year old virgin" but instead of docile gaymer its a desperate internet shitposter, it could be a drama with Elliot Roger ending or a comedy with happy ending with the protagonist getting a black and fat gf in the end.

>>938580818 (OP)
Total sexhaver death.

>>938580818 (OP)
10 or so

>>938580877
NTA but in my opinion it's probably because of all those "4chins vs tumblr/twitter/game developers" dramaslop youtuber videos.
Also the appeal of anonymity and lack of powertripping moderation.

i would have been one if i wasn’t so talented and attractive

>>938580818 (OP)
lost it at 18, so idk

>>938580818 (OP)
I never cared about being a virgin but I've been thinking lately I want to see a hooker because I'm in a coomer phase. I already know it's going to change nothing.

>>938580877
>How do zoomers find this site? Just curious. I think it doesn’t even show up in google searches anymore
4chan is one of the most known social media sites like TikTok or Reddit. After 4chan hack, it was proven that this site had 60% bots, 8 moderators were from FBI and all the repost spam was from moderators (for example FBI spammed anti-Linux and anti-FOSS threads 24/7 on /g/). Even the largest top 20 image boards are just FBI honeybots. Their goal is to make losers mad, they ban everyone that reports their propaganda spam threads and they try to gaslight losers to go to those alternative image boards and start to do something illegal there so they can use them in real world or arrest them.

Never understood how some people think 4chan is anything else than most known public TikTok clone with different theme. 4chan is US spyware honeypot.

12 but I'm 100% sure it's happening. I'm just not made for it.

>>938580870
>weird, always moody 40 years old racists, that still live with their parents, are virgin incels
Who woulve thought?

>>938580843
Don't listen to this guy. Best time is when you're both young, piss poor and literally cannot afford be anywhere else but with each other.

>>938580819
Why?

>>938580818 (OP)
4 over
I'm going to ber wizard

13, but I'm not a virgin. I was the fat kid with a gf in high school.

>>938580818 (OP)
I lost it at 30 this year, which just goes to show the whole 'wizard' thing is just another psyop. If you really want to, it's not that hard. And no I didn't fuck a prostitute and never will

>>938580892
Based. Good for you anon. There is a psy-op going on on this site about hating women and "it's actually good being a virgin" and unfortunately it's working.

>>938580841
Everyone had to try.

>>938580818 (OP)
10
>>938580890
>I'm going to ber wizard
You, like me, are already a wizard
If you reach 30 and still haven't had sex, you become a wizard

>>938580893
>There is a psy-op going on on this site
Is there? I think it's just algorhythms at this point. Not a deliberate push. 4chan and 4channel have become irrelevant. Some anon earlier today said 60% are bot posts. What is /tv/ currently? I think it's maybe around 20 to 30 people, if even that. 5 people on here sometimes, maybe as low as three? /tv/ is dead. 4chan is dead. But I remain, amongst its ruins. I'm an oldfag, I've been here since 2016.

>>938580896
Weather it's through bots or paid shills there is a deliberate push to hate all women and stop trying, some anons have internalized it so much they do it themselves.
>Someone posts a white woman
>BUT SHE FUCKS NIGGERS
A lot of anons have drank the cool aid and the psy-op is working.

>>938580818 (OP)
7

>>938580897
Doesn't help it folds in together with convenience.
Sometimes I wonder if there are even players anymore at this point. Or if we are just watching things unfold. The whole of society seems to have taken on a defeatist point of view. I'm not excempt from it or above it. I believe it's not a case of biase confirmation, something bigger is going on. Then again: you wonder if you are fooling yourself and trying to create a grand arc in order to cope with the mundane. Is the world really terrible right now or is it the same as it always has been? Are we not masters of our own universe, within this structure?

To bring it back down: I've posted in another thread I get youtube shorts of Giantess women and little men. Why? Do othere people get these, or is it because of my browsing behavior? I've been on 4chan and asked about AI, so I get Giantess commercials? What caused it? Why is this very niche fetish on my feed?

I am 28

>>938580818 (OP)
Lost my virginity a month before my 17th birthday, and last had sex about 12 hours ago. I've never really understood the whole incel thing.

4.
I have no intention of making any effort with a woman and I'm not paying for a hooker so my ascension is pretty much guaranteed.

>>938580818 (OP)
7 months

Had sex with men, but that doesn't count because that was me going through a prison-gay phase (it was disgusting and wrong)

>>938580899
>something bigger is going on
I believe so myself.
>Then again: you wonder if you are fooling yourself and trying to create a grand arc in order to cope with the mundane
I don't think so, it's getting pushed imo.
>Why? Do othere people get these, or is it because of my browsing behavior? I've been on 4chan and asked about AI, so I get Giantess commercials? What caused it? Why is this very niche fetish on my feed?
After some time people start doing it to themselves and they internalize it, people need just a little push at the beginning like with everything, it's the same with left-right and the constant infighting making you overlook the real problem and just fight for petty bullshit.

my type only prefer kind white guys are black druglords

i don't want to fuck anything

I turned 40 earlier this year and I'm still a virgin. Reading all the men who bitch about women on internet forums kinda makes me think I didn't miss much.

>>938580907
I like to cope by reading deadbedrooms or relationship subreddits.

>>938580873
>just lucky xd
Theres all there is. The only thing that truly matters.

>>938580907
>I turned 40 earlier this year and I'm still a virgin
lol same. wizard powers getting stronger

>>938580818 (OP)
9. Almost 8.

>>938580911
Why did he do it?

>>938580818 (OP)
More than a decade in the past.

FML

>friends keep trying to set me up with friends of their gfs
I've always seen having a gf/wife a major headache.
Just leave me alone.

im 30 right now, at 25? i think i fucked a prostitue was alright, then i started catfishing older women with not my pictures. fucked 11 of them with cumming inside. never had a relationship but i did have some penis touching vagina action when i was 9 with a daughterof my mothers friend

>>938580911
Literally me except I'm 36 and bald.

>>938580818 (OP)
-2 years. I’m not sure if I count, because I had sex a couple of times in my 20s, but once was being borderline date raped by a fat chick who I didn’t like (woke up during a black out state getting fucked, essentially), once was with a Mexican hooker, once was with a Hong Kong hooker, and I never enjoyed it. Depression consumed the entirety of my 30s, and I didn’t even bother trying, and I kind of got my life together around the point when I turned 40, but I realized that I’m fine being single at this point. It helps that I’m kind of out of the age range for having kids at this point, so the pressure’s kind of off in that regard, and relatives stopped asking “so when are you getting married?” years ago.

It probably helps that my dad was the source of the lion’s share of the childhood trauma shit that fucked me ip, and he died of cancer just before I turned 40.

>>938580837
happy birthday

>>938580818 (OP)
11 for me

>All these non-virgins

Why do normies even bother going on 4chan. It's like choosing to be homeless when you've got plenty of money

>>938580917
>got my life together around the point when I turned 40
how did you do it? woke up one day and said enough is enough?

Sex sucks anyway. Masturbation is much easier and feels about as good, and those new blowjob robots will give you a white out full body orgasm if you use it right.

>>938580922
>Sex sucks anyway
NO it doesn't.
>and those new blowjob robots will give you a white out full body orgasm if you use it right
I truly hope this is bait

>>938580917
I knew I was depressed and broken when I was pounding a woman doggystyle and I was looking at how the sunlight seeped in through the blinds and thinking: "what am I doing with my life?". She was great, it's just that it didn't work. Once your mind starts to wander while having sex, you know you're in a bad spot. God, I might be the most womanly of men. Sex is to be enjoyed.

>>938580923
if and when you lose your virginity, you'll see

>>938580921
Partly that, and partly just dumb luck with a random job opportunity from a childhood friend.

It was the first time in my life that I had a job that offered health insurance, so I started going to therapy, and I got on some meds to take enough of the edge off the depression and anxiety shit that I could get outside of my head enough to deal with the real issues. I know people on here trash SSRIs, but the did genuinely help during that period, and got off them once I leveled out. Beyond that, the cliche stuff: exercise, lost some weight, got into a productive hobby to give me a sense of fulfillment, mindfulness, stuff like that.

Also, like I mentioned, my dad died around that point too, and as macabre as it may sound, it sort of acted as a cleansing ritual for a lot of the fucked up baggage that I had been carrying for years.

>>938580818 (OP)
4

>>938580843
Just betabux bro

>>938580904
You black

>>938580920
Most whites aren't gonna be virgins

>>938580925
I'm not a virgin that's what I made the comment. Are you circumcised? Maybe that's why you think that way about sex and blowjobs.

>>938580818 (OP)
22 years

I destroyed my penis prone masturbating humping a pillow while limp until I came limp. I did this for 15+ years. Finally got a gf and couldn't fuck her without Viagra. I never came with her. Fucked her for 3 or 4 minutes then went soft. My libido is also deadened by sleeping 5 hours a night the past 5 years so I could be a wagecuck so I could get a girlfriend in the first place. Now she's dumped me and I know deep down it's because of the sex. Im 30, not fat. I tried fapping normally after 2 or 3 months of not masturbating but I could never cum from it. I have a tightness in my perineum and back of my ballsack. I'm seeing a urologist soon. He'll probably tell me my dick is ruined in which case I'm gonna go NEET because I have no reason to even try in life anymore.

>>938580933
That's why I always say never goon fellas.

>>938580818 (OP)
369 days.
Though I had the sense to fuck escorts back in my 20s.
Still couldn't cum though. Zero unpaid fucks still.

>>938580933
I've prone masturbated for even longer. My sex drive is low now at 36 but I still do it, some faps are better than others. I don't ever plan on having sex though so yeah it would be more of a problem then

>not having a wife in 2025
lol lamo i blew a load in her last night

>>938580818 (OP)
Lost it at 23 to a just-turned-18 jewish girl.
she cheated on me with some lebo and now I avoid jewish girls

>>938580937
I'm trying man, but all the girls are skanks or extremely hypergamous

>>938580870
Because 4chan has been incel central since 2003; almost a decade before fuck apps made it mainstream and the Black Pill was codified.

>>938580878
Plapjak is a hilarious meme as it forced normies to realise how terrible it is for non-Chads to escape inceldom these days.

>>938580940
Is that true? I'm the newest fag on this site probably.

>>938580941
>to realise how terrible it is for non-Chads to escape inceldom these days.
That's remotely not true. I mean I don't know how it is in america but in Europe that's not the case at all.

>>938580882
>TFW no jewess sex slave

>>938580903
They love suppressing or distorting these figures.
Fuck apps and social media ruined everything. They let women go Chad-only. Now male inceldom is mainstream.

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>938580904
I'm pretty close to doing this too, anon. Even for just oral only.
It's depressing that fags will bottom for me, but never women. Not even old ones.

>>938580943
In my part of Europe it IS the case.

>>938580948
I think it's exaggerated if you are not a severely unattractive person. Every day I see guys with girls above their league, I mean I'm not a Chad by any means but I'm a slightly above average guy and never had problems with girls, but I was always out and doing things and being around people - that's a big part of it. There's always hope in a majority of the cases imo.

>>938580933
I basically did this throughout my entire childhood, not really humping but massaging my flaccid dick with my hands in a prone position. I grew out of it when internet porn became a big thing and I had to learn to do it the normal way. I still go prone every once in a while for old time's sake though

>>938580949
>above average guy and never had problems with girls
yeah no shit lol

>>938580818 (OP)
To be completely honest, the older woman with kids was the best this nigga was gonna get. The sex freak girl would have irreparably damaged him, he was headed for another sex blunder that would have likely driven him to a deep depression he wouldn't have gotten through, likely ending with him hanging himself or some shit

>>938580949
Well I get some likes and matches, but I'm always lost in the crowd they all get (even the old ones), so I am still very much incel as fuck.
IRL, every several years I get started at and they never speak to me. They always have company too.
I probably have the world record for matched who never fucking speak, or respond to messages.

>>938580953
>I get started at
*stared at

>>938580951
Just fyi I was a fat kid in high school and still managed to have gf's. It's not all looks.
>>938580953
I've never tried the apps, I'm not good at texting strangers at all, I need that immediate visual feedback, it has to be IRL for me otherwise I'm cooked.

>>938580818 (OP)
14

>>938580953
>matches
Yet again, another anon is using dating sites as a measuring stick for reality.
Anon those websites are designed to keep you on there permanently. They are designed to tempt you into an overpriced subscription.
I don't know how many times you have to be told but unless you're extremely photogenic you won't get far at all.
You need to understand the female psyche and it isn't just about looks. That's a man's perspective being projected onto them. You have to make them feel, and the only way to do that is through warm approach methods. It's what 90% of men do to succeed with love.
Stop binding your hands and feet and expect to win the race.

>>938580957
Well I'm not dumb enough to PAY for the apps. I mostly swipe on older ones who might appreciate some cock.
I was told I was photogenic 20 years apart by two different foids. This despite my baldceling in the interim.

>>938580957
There's also an element where if you have a friend group it's easier to meet and interact with new people. I live in a 400K city that gets tourism and you know a lot of people who know other people so it's easy to meet new girls.

>>938580957
>bro just ignore the fact that somewhere around 50% relationships start by online dating
yeah definitely do not use dating apps it certainly won't improve your chances

>>938580818 (OP)
12 years beyond the threshold but not a virgin

>>938580922
My pp doesn't even work well and I have to say that sex feels amazing, but it's way better to do it with someone that you feel a connection or a strong emotion, either be love, desire, etc.
I can see how doing it with a fat, dirty or ugly chick might just be worse overall than masturbating

6 more years

>>938580820
yeah why would freaks be on /b/ that never happens

13 and clearly going that way

>>938587325
>Update
nvm 12 in 2 hours

>>938580818 (OP)
The future is very bright.

>>938580929
I'm not
>>938580947
If you're not gay, you won't be into it. Believe me. I kept getting soft. I could only stay hard if I fantasized about other things. I was just super lonely

>>938580818 (OP)
Too late for me. Had sexual experiences at 21, 24, 29 and 33. Haven't had sex outside of that.

>>938580818 (OP)
2.5 years till wizardry

>>938580818 (OP)
15 years but it's not from lack of opportunity I just find intimacy incredibly frightening. I had half a dozen different times it literally fell into my lap but by some cosmic fuckery every single time ended up getting interrupted. Now it's just so built up in my head I actively avoid getting into intimate moments. I don't think I could even have es ee ex with a normal woman any more. I have no interest in porn because I have very little attraction to bodies, the only porn I kind of dig is really taboo domination/rape/abuse and I'm pretty sure it's why I'm so into incest rape POV roleplay videos. So unless an older woman wants to hit me, choke me, pin me down and literally rape me I'm not really interested. I'm more into men any way, femdom feels fake (unless you're doing ageplay type shit) because as a man you're basically just letting her play boss. But with a man twice my size he can do whatever he wants to me. He can be a gentle nurturing daddy or he can legit snap and rape and kill me and there's nothing I can do to stop him. The only secksshool experience I've ever had was being raped by a man so after being a lonely virgin for so long rape and submission are the only things that actually arouse me. Fuck being alone for so long really did a number on my head kek

>>938580818 (OP)
-5.

>>938580818 (OP)
18. Fell in love a while back but she rejected my confession. Though I lost my kissless badge to 3 girls, one of which had a boyfriend lmao.
Wonder if I'll reach wizard status since I have sucked ass at flirting so far.

>>938593601
i've been researching this for 15 years and have been posting on /v/ for 6 years

I have sadly reached beta provider status in 2021 and had sex several times since then without ever doing any self improvement of my person, or becoming an archetype of alpha male in the eyes of women, or doing anything the way nature intended

I do not deserve to become neither a wiz or a chad.

I...am a normie.

>>938588477
How do you remember that.

>>938580818 (OP)
Will be 33 next Tuesday so 7 I guess. My problem has always been self-confidence. Tried dating a few times but it fizzles out. Feelsbadman to have some cute girl practically throwing herself at you and you hide away further into yourself. Literally had a girl tell me she had a crush on me *and* explain how much she likes taking virginities and I effectively ran in the other direction.

I'm like 70% sure a girl at work likes me though, wish me luck. I give so few fucks nowadays that I might actually go for it this time.

>>938580818 (OP)
lost my virginity at age 21 to a woman who was more than twice that. paid for it. great night that was.

>>938580837

I don't think i will identify you in one month to say this to you in the moment so happy birthday anon

>>938580818 (OP)
42 years.
Spermanon out.

>>938580818 (OP)
not even close.

>>938580862
Well somebody in this thread has to fuck something I guess, might as well be me I've got the most experience

>>938580818 (OP)
Got 13 more years fren
>TFW I have an e-gf and she said we probably won't have sex when we meet
At this point anon, I just live to suffer and I know I'm going to die a virgin for sure

>>938580889
Well imagine you just didn't do it in high school for some reason so you lose it to some skank who then ruins your life. There are plenty of women you'd wish you'd never met. Would I trade what I could have had for never having (not much) sex? Yeah, cause I'd have like a billion dollars if not for some whore not even joking

>>938580933
Bro you're not supposed to do that they even say don't do that

Still never made any sense but if it breaks your dick maybe don't do it

>>938580818 (OP)
I'm 41 now, so one year away, in the rear view mirror.

>>938580896
>2016
Sure you keep telling yourself you're not new, just like the ones that joined in 2008 for Chanology still will.

>>938580818 (OP)
5

>>938580825
>had BJs
fuck you, nigger. this is for real incels

>>938580829
based