Thread 938589163

Hey anons, joke time.
How do you call someone who fucks robots?
A codeburner.

>>938589163 (OP)
>what do you call someone with no arms or legs at your front door?

matt

>>938589163 (OP)
its shit you should cut it

>>938589163 (OP)
What's the difference between a girls track team, and a group of pygmy's?

Well, one's a group cunning little runts...

>>938589163 (OP)
i would call them with a cellphone.

>>938589163 (OP)

>what do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

>>938589163 (OP)
>How do you call someone who fucks robots?
You use your phone.

>what do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?

Art

>>938591197
this
so tired of ESL foreigners shitting up this sight with their broken English

>>938591465
I'm an esl though and I'm the anon you're replying to, I'm just better at English than op is.

three guys talking about women at a bar, first guy is raving about the how great the sight of a woman's ass is. second guys say her tits are a sight to be-hold. third guy looks at the other two and says he likes looking at
the top of their head.

a guy walks into a bar, later that week guy walks into the same bar. you'd think he would have learned the first time.

>>938591555
A Catholic priest, a Rabbi and an Imam gets into a taxicab, the driver turns around and incredulously exclaims "what the hell is this, a joke!".

What did the prick say to the other prick? NOTHING. They were both stuck up cunts.

>>938591520
If you can use english and not appear hard autistic, I don't have a problem with you.

>>938591965
No worries, my autism is of the soft variety.

>>938589163 (OP)
>How do you call someone who fucks robots?

Me in a few years.