Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:57:50 PM
No.938591056
>>938591360
>>938591582
>>938591679
>>938592190
>>938592562
>>938592648
>>938593980
>>938594039
>>938594293
Murricurn Foosball in a nutshell:
>rummage rummage rummage
>thirty nine sixty three forty two, HUT
>[literally nothing fucking happens for ten seconds]
>[GATORADE INTENSIFIES]
>"this play was brought to you by"
>stupid marching band because MUH MURRICAN PAAAATRIOTISM OHHHH SAYYYY CANNNN YOUUUU SEEEEEEE
>rummage rummage rummage
>forty nine thirty three six gorillion, HUT
>[literally nothing fucking happens for ten seconds]
>[GATORADE INTENSIFIES]
>fat fuck blockers stuff their faces with hamburger for MUH PROTEEEEIN
>ad for some schuyster lawyer appears because murrifats love their insurance
>rummage rummage rummage
>forty five twenty seven schfifty five, HUT
>[literally nothing fucking happens for ten seconds]
>[JOHN MADDEN EXCITEMENT OVER LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENING INTENSIFIES]
>ad for Burger King
>the ad is soft-lit so as to not trigger fat fucks and their precious sensibilities
>rummage rummage rummage
>threeve, HUT
>[literally nothing fucking happens for ten seconds]
>fighter jets blast overhead, wasting precious non-recyclable fuel
>ad for U.S. Army - it's like your favourite video game, only you DIE!
>three hours and five gallons of Mountain Dew consumed per viewer, later
>there's something resembling a "result"
>fat fucks supporting one side will celebrate
>fat fucks supporting the other side will beat their wives
>see ya next Sunday!
>land of duh fre
>everyone gets shot
>rummage rummage rummage
>thirty nine sixty three forty two, HUT
>[literally nothing fucking happens for ten seconds]
>[GATORADE INTENSIFIES]
>"this play was brought to you by"
>stupid marching band because MUH MURRICAN PAAAATRIOTISM OHHHH SAYYYY CANNNN YOUUUU SEEEEEEE
>rummage rummage rummage
>forty nine thirty three six gorillion, HUT
>[literally nothing fucking happens for ten seconds]
>[GATORADE INTENSIFIES]
>fat fuck blockers stuff their faces with hamburger for MUH PROTEEEEIN
>ad for some schuyster lawyer appears because murrifats love their insurance
>rummage rummage rummage
>forty five twenty seven schfifty five, HUT
>[literally nothing fucking happens for ten seconds]
>[JOHN MADDEN EXCITEMENT OVER LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENING INTENSIFIES]
>ad for Burger King
>the ad is soft-lit so as to not trigger fat fucks and their precious sensibilities
>rummage rummage rummage
>threeve, HUT
>[literally nothing fucking happens for ten seconds]
>fighter jets blast overhead, wasting precious non-recyclable fuel
>ad for U.S. Army - it's like your favourite video game, only you DIE!
>three hours and five gallons of Mountain Dew consumed per viewer, later
>there's something resembling a "result"
>fat fucks supporting one side will celebrate
>fat fucks supporting the other side will beat their wives
>see ya next Sunday!
>land of duh fre
>everyone gets shot
