Thread 938599236

i drank 2 much last night so the cure is to drink even more tonight

need a glimpse at your pussy

tits or gtfo

>>938599236 (OP)
Real Im drunk as shit right now

>>938599236 (OP)
your sexy

>>938599255
wow right into the good stuff huh

>>938599273
yay!! drunk buddies!!

>>938599308
Fuck yeah, what drink did you make mistakes with?

>>938599374
no

>>938599431
feet?

Drank last night and got drunk as hell, soooo drinking today and will again tomm after work.

im drunk and gotta be up at 5 am for work. lets see your tits to inspire me to get out of bed.

>>938599441
no

>>938599236 (OP)
why werent you POSTING NUDES LAST NIGHT you dumb fucking WHORE you should spend every waking second DEBASING YOURSELF ON ANONYMOUS IMAGE FORUMS

>>938599475
I’m the new queen

>>938599322
twisted teas </3 gotta stop drinking these tho cuz the sugar count on it is astronomical

>>938599236 (OP)
What type of alcohol are you drinking

>>938599308
I want 2 drink with u irl and finish the night by fucking you until u sober up

>>938599495
you misspelled queer
homo

>>938599495
grrr larper..

>>938599496
Coors banquet for me, only because the aforementioned sugar content in tweas/mikes/smirnoffs

>>938599496
stop larping I hate that

>>938599475
whoa now bucko..

>>938599495
Only when you post a vid sucking cock

>new queen
>doesn't show nudes
saged

>>938599457
adulthood 101

>>938599496
You need to get some hard liquor

>>938599558
no I am now, I make most threads and get treated like royalty

>>938599572
I have!!!

>>938599495

Nah, your just another fat trailor park inbred attention whore skank with no life on a pathetic imageboard like this one looking for attention...

>>938599555
fuckity fuck fuck guys theres 2 of us if ur smart enough you’ll know which is which

>>938599617
treat me with respect!

>>938599580
I'm leaving until a video is shown
all fields

>>938599617
well ur like only 2% right

>>938599664
nooo!

>no tits
>no timestamp
sage

Hey guys, I sucked my first dicks last night

>>938599578
i KNOW but idk if my stomachs gonna agree

>>938599681
I’ve posted them before!!

>>938599724
then you clearly know the rules and are intentionally being an obtuse faggot

>>938599750
omg

>>938599707
Start out with something easy that girls like (fireball, pink whitney) work up from there

>>938599681
u guys r ruthless tonight smh

>>938599707
Bby can I please see your perfect tits?

its hard to tell real piggy from the larpers because real piggy is just as retarded as the fakes

>>938599823
HEYYY CMON im not the one demanding to be treated like royalty if that helps

>>938599810
i just posted them omg

>>938599800
its sunday and we gotta get up early. now remove the bra.

>>938599800
noooo post feet

>>938599847
Without the bra, please bby

>>938599800

For a fat girl, your tits look alright....

>>938599847
They dont give up do they

>>938599870
only if you beg

>>938599888
keep it in your pants josh

Sugar your tits always put a smile on my face

>>938599903
fuck them plese post feet i beg u mommy

>>938599841
are you the one too retarded to post a timestamp or is that the fake

>>938599903
I said please bby.. I really want to see those perfect tits

>>938599903

Show fat udders or gtfo, piggy piggy

>>938599888
they actually arent allat but thank u!!

>>938599986
that’s not begging

>>938599848
Love it or hate it this guy is making some really good points. I'd just take his word for it and take the bra off

>>938599999
Checked them digit and titties

>>938599888
ur gay…

>>938599999
I like 'em. Also checked.

>>938599999
They are to me. If I had it my way all of us in this thread would have pounded you to sleep when you were too drunk

>>938599999
i bet your feet are perfect mommy

>>938599999
nice tits and nice digits

>>938600047
my feet??

>>938599999
nice hepts bro

>>938599999
Those tits are fucking perfect

I've missed those tits

>>938599236 (OP)
>>938599800
>>938599999
Shit larp.

>>938599999
Great tits fr

>>938599999
What's a guy gotta do to see your pussy

>>938600010

I dont beg slut, but a piggy says what?

>>938600071
yes i want to warship them

>>938599920
good lord, fine here

>>938599999
no time stamp. fuck off larping faggot.

>>938600108
what??

>>938599999
FOR FUCK SAKE POST YOUR FACE AND TITS PLEASE!! I CANT JERK OFF TO JUST YOUR TITS. YOUR FACE IS GORGEOUS TOO

Awful lotta pedos tonight

>>938600132
Baby your face gets me so fucking aroused

>>938599999
5 9s in a row I think that's the universe telling you to show hole

>>938600054
hey guys what does digits mean help

>>938600145
i did

also how are my piglets doing? that’s my name for my simps

>>938600184
feet next please

Miss piggy chan I need to see more. Fuck your hot!

>>938600181
Numbers! 987234234987234987234! Gosh I love numbers

>>938600184
NO POST THEM TOGETHER IN THE SAME PIC. FACE AND BARE TITTIES WITH HARD NIPPLES

might be the alcohol talking but the larper in heres pissin me off so im gonna go play genshin and drink til i feel like coming back

>>938600234
I could take to to a better place away from all the larpers...

>>938600234
post feet first mommy

>>938600234
ong stfu I don’t even play that nigga

>>938600269
THIS GUY IS A RAPER. DONT LISTEN TO HIM

>>938600281
oh ok

>>938600320
i wish i was that tv

>>938600320
posting my old image lol nice

I just got here tho :( why leave me

>>938600132
perfect, next time start your thread with timestamp and you'll save the hassle

>>938600181
you have been blessed by andy sixx, there are many creamy softs in your future

>>938600412
How that booty lookin tonight? Would love to see how cute your underwear are?

>>938600441
Oh no are you a log fag, please don't spam that shit.

>>938600441
Whats Andy sixx?

>>938600412
Okay I've got it. We can figure out who isn't the larper by whoever the real one is just posts a liiiitle bit of hole and then it's settled once and for all.

Hope you feel better piggy sorry for the hate rn. It’s to early in the thread to get mad

>>938600441
what r u saying lmao
>>938600463
it’s the same

>>938600234

Stop larpin, fag

>>938600499
A shit musician

have you had sex ms piggy?

miss piggy please post your feet

Hey guys, wanna see my stinky fat asshole

>>938600514
its okie idrgaf abt the hate its on every thread i just dont have the patience i think for larpers lol so anywayy have a good night

>>938600515
May I see ur booty please?

>>938600568
REAL METER:
---------------------------x
fake real

>>938600593
please post feet before you leave

>>938599431
then gtfo bitch

>>938600635
no im done

>>938600132
Can I slap my big cock on this pic?

>>938600671
pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

>>938600269

Calm down rapey raperson...

>>938600696
Please stop mane

>>938600593
Wait but before you go you said something earlier about how you were gonna post hole? I know it sounds crazy but you actually forgot, so just make sure to do that before you leave

>>938600593
Yea ig I get that. Cuz I lowkey start checking for the thread around 10 till I see cuz I’m excited for it. Just wish there was a way to talk to ya without the trolls

>>938600132
Is your mom named lauren, and you live in michigan? You look like her daughter.

>>938600671
When you gonna make an OF

Some of you faggots could fuck up a wet dream. You literally have a cute chick showing off for you and you can’t appreciate it.

>>938600234

I'll bet your va jay jay smells like brussel sprouts

Like real tits ass and pussy from just a normal not only fans slut. And it all gets ruined

>>938600806
Yeah guys seriously. Me and this guy are seriously not proud of your behavior today.

>>938600806
You seriously expect better of this board?

>>938600806
>>938600862

>>938600867
No I don’t. It just never ceases to amaze me how fucking retarded some of the people on here are.

>>938600806
> cute

Jesus christ you settle for anything

>>938600953
Let’s see your neck faggot

>>938600806

>a cute chick

Aim low retard

Uhh herro do you rike my dericious titties? I'm reaving to pray genshin impact

>>938600988
Don’t you have school tomorrow?

>>938600806
Calm down, simp. She will be back in a bit

>>938601035
Is this real?

>>938601050
That's it? That's an actual response? No wonder you're losing your mind over a mid chick's tits.

>>938601077
WHEN YOUR 60 LIKE ME THEN YOULL UNDERSTAND YOU LITTLE FAGGOT

>>938600806

STFU and rope yourself, simp

>>938601124
Shit larp.

>>938601225
If you only knew

>>938601124
Same

>>938601035
do a german impression now

>>938601225
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO JERK A SOFT COCK. FUCK YOU

>>938601297
I only take requests from the real actual genuine piggy chan and also when I feel like it. If you want more, prove your authenticity.

>>938601309
Buddy, read the room. We're ALL jerking soft cocks

>>938601448
Except my cock hasn’t been hard in 10 years

>>938601309
Same

>>938601476
Say the line agreementjak!

>>938601413
now do it

>>938599236 (OP)
It's really not healthy to refer to yourself like this. Or to attention whore on /b/. I hope you can find a better way to move forward with your life because you are articulate and attractive. Take care.

>>938601556
Time stamp it

>>938601557
thank u lol but im already too far gone atp

>>938600132
You remind me of a little girl I mouth fucked about seven years ago on a dark street. You said your parents didn't care about where you were at night. I'm a nigger btw. You gave me herpes.

>>938601573
i JUST did a timestamp

>>938601579
jokes on you he was white AND no herpes were transmitted

>>938601591
Put the purple thing in your mouth and do the Bloods gangsign instead.

>>938601619
but the rest is accurate....gotcha

>>938601639
fuckin what

>>938601556
Hallo! Ich habe zie gutentitties. Ich bin eine frau. Guten nacht!

>>938601591
My bad my bad I forgor:(why yell

>>938601644
yeah i had a whole drunk thread moping and whining abt being molested now its come back to haunt me, o well

>>938601556

Mouths fuckable......

You are an evil demon

>>938601666
</3 no wait im sorry i didnt mean to be rude

>>938601654
What? You didn't want to do another timestamp so do an oddly specific thing instead.

>>938601690
meh not the first time ive been called that kek

>>938601556
Fuck you're so pretty

>>938601695
Made me a lil sad ngl:(

>>938601711
i cant do blood but like i can put up BD or GD or whatever it is idk my gang signs also probably not a good idea to post myself doing gang signs online so scratch that idea completely

>>938601674
great cope. now get naked and show tiddies and holes. start with dildo in your mouth

>>938601576
Not true of course.
Anyway have a good night.

>>938601674
>moping and whining abt being molested
don't forget inviting it to happen again

>>938601657
translating this made me laugh ur funny

>>938601778
who what WHERE

>>938601724
thank you lovely

Just show us your ass

Piggy how are you gonna make up being mean to one of your fans:(

>>938601760
Boo, you whore.

>>938601792
For being funny can you send more pictures of yourself?

>>938601724
you need fucking glasses? she looks like the typical west coast skank that ain't going to amount to shit in life

>>938601843
Can look directly into the camera with your tongue out?

>>938601843
When you do OF

Gimme a hug, you're really cute

>>938599236 (OP)
Cocaine is great for hangovers

>>938601875
Wow dude you're so cool. You should wear a hat that says "cool guy" because you're so cool.

>>938601875
Ah, my involuntary type.

>>938601901
beg for your queen and maybe..

>>938601893
never… I see no point.. everyone is so welcoming here

>>938601829
do you not remember writing about how you wanted to be molested and raped again

>>938601932
Awwwww

>>938601961
no??

>>938601929
you will never touch a woman other than your own mother, and that's if she's asleep

piggy what do you like? Do you want compliments? begging? Like what do you want because I will do it to see more of you

>>938601932
Can I get a kiss face pic!!! Plz queen

>>938601961
She was drunk that night

>>938601961
it's the only way she can feel a connection with anyone

>>938601970
man you must have been pretty drunk
next time give an address and we'll make it happen

>>938601985
i like being treated like royalty ngl, the larper got that right abt me lol i think i deserve to be queen of /b/

>>938601854
does a shitty booty pic work

>>938602005
You are the queen of /b bby

>>938601976
Guys look. Not only is he cool but he has really sick burns too! I would say get a hat that says "this guy has sick burns" and then an arrow downwards, but then you couldn't wear your cool guy hat, and we can't have that

>>938602012
I’d smash

>>938602012
Sure does

>>938602005
im gonna call u royal miss piggy cuz im noticing a trend with u and the whole queen thing

>>938602012
Give us more, that's so hot

>>938602012
You are now officially the queen of /b/

>>938602012
>shitty booty
please choose your words more carefully

>>938602012
sharpie in pooper

>>938602012
Yes, but only because it's not literally shitty.

>>938602012
Fuck that's gross

>>938602012
Almost queen. Still a lil sad tho so I think I need it with a hand spreading it

>>938602012
My queen, your majesty. Please remove the undergarments if it pleases you

>>938602079
Guarantee you haven’t showered in months

>>938602055
oh no this is a crown too heavy for my head

>>938602012
sloppy piggie is sloppy

>>938602079
You must be gay lol

>>938602106
i showered yesterday </3 shit do i look musty or something

>>938602106
neither has she

>>938602109
Nonsense! may your reign last 1000 years

>>938602068
i has no sharpie

>>938602028
this guy is the thread white knight. press S to spit on this faggot

im glad u all understand my worth now <3

>>938602151
Parpie in shooper, then.

>>938602012
no but a feet one will

>>938602151
hairbrush in pooper

i think i look like boxxy so im a good replacement!

>>938602179
you did this to me you little pooper

>>938602183
but what about a shooper in the arpie

>>938602199
whos boxxy

>>938602028
S

>>938602166
Yes bro another one of your signature sick burns! Every time I think I've heard my favorite one, you say another sick burn and then THAT'S my favorite one

>>938602012
Ewwwww

I bet that yuck yuck smells like a open can of old spaghetti-o's and rotten vienna sausages

>>938599854
>>938599800
seconded, let's see those soles

How was your day piggy

>>938602241
I l would eat a whole can of Vienna sausage’s out that ass

>>938602012
Let's see that pussy

>>938602225
haha!! even i know boxxy

I'm trans BTW;^)

>>938602284
Which direction?

Sub to my OF Niggers!

>>938602179
Don’t get into a drinking cycle, Piggy. You’re better than that. Now spread your butt for us.

>>938602303
Thats not important bigot. Love is 360°

>>938602214
But if you do that, you'll have to throw some shrimp on the barbie!

You guys like my smelly unwashed ass pics?

>>938602346
Yes, you should send more ngl

>>938602346
i love them

>>938602235
S

>>938602346
pussy please

You faggots enjoying my crusty cunt?

>>938602346
Yes but I really like your eyes

>>938602346
Only on days that end in Y

>>938602012
This is really very nice but there's something in the way. Please please remove it.

>>938599999
Nice digits, meh titties.

>>938602425
huh I wonder why piggy said this extremely out of character thing to herself?

>>938602346
every time you make a thread queen. where's your cunt for us then?

POST PUSSY

I WANNA SEE YOUR PUSSY

>>938602423
wut?

>>938602470
beg

Can I have a hug please, you're really pretty

>>938602379
kek

piggy i’m
about to blow my load to your pics can i have a last one to do it to even if it’s just your face

>>938602235
S

>>938602495
Pleeeease please I beg you I need it I want it so bad pleeeease

piggy , curious minds want to know, what is the last thing you put in your butthole?

>>938602364

Cool, I just farted. Smells like slim jims and corn chips in my stinky room

is your pussy hairy or shaved my queen?

>>938602569
It’s shaved

>>938602545
what the fuck…

>>938602545
imagine the aroma

>>938602495
piggy please I will do anything to see your pussy please

I'm touching myself to you

yall have been replying to a larper this entire time </3

Piggychan what's your disc
I'll buy you alcohol

>>938602675
fuck dont say that im weak to alcohol

>>938602542

Fruity pebbles, I really should shave. My have some cereal still stuck in my cunthair

>>938602662
me too

Post legs up in the air or something like that.

>>938602379
Absolutely

>>938602662
same she is a goon goddess

>>938599986
Hay i know that photo i took it lol that's grate lol...

would you go out on a date with me?

>>938602662
I’ve cummed 3 times already working on four

>>938602682
Give me ur cash app if u give me nudes
But let's talk over disc

>>938602719
Jesus fuck you can't make this shit up

>>938602604

I need to light a candle, so smelly

>>938602545

show feet

>>938602671
IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS </33

>>938602751
Can't tell who a larper is or not without a pic

>>938602719
Yes I would actually. Post ur address and phone number. I will text you immediately

>>938602751
I have no way of knowing dude I will reply to anyone I'm just trying to see my queen's pussy

I would be a good boyfriend ot you.

>>938602737
… remidollz

>>938602751
THATS WHY YOU NEED TO POST A PIC WITH EVERY REPLY OR GET A TRIPCODE

>>938602719
only if your cock will fit in my mouth

>>938602803
wahst a tripcode

>>938602775

Lol

I'm a chill guy.
Would you date me?

>>938602748
got febreeze? the pet odor flavor works great on rancid farts

>>938602857
>>938602793
>>938602719
Isn't this the diaper guy who got caught trying to meet up with a kid?

>>938602857
Ethan?

>>938602794
It says it doesn't work :(

>>938602857
you look like someone that has bodies in their crawl space

>>938602857
Bruh I said yes…>>938602775

Fuck it I'll shoot my shot.

Would you fuck a guy like me?

>>938602877
hahhg im a retard its remidoll

Another angle

>>938602904
Absolutely not.

>>938599457
I've been on paternity leave for 2 months and haven't had a drop of alcohol. I used to be like you, man. Dreading tomorrow hungover. I have 4 kids nigga

Wonder if this ho finds that attractive

>>938602916
Sent :)

>>938602922
oh cmon i love everyone here, yes yes and yes

>>938602922
Why not? Do I look ugly?

>>938599236 (OP)
Since you actually posted tits and a date stamp. I will give you a honest home made remedy that actually works. First off go take a beer or some thing like wine and drink it. The hair of the dog trick works, but don't stop there. Take asprin for the headack has to be asprin as other shits no good for your liver at this moment in time. Go to the frig get the pickles out and eat one and swig some of the juice sounds nasty but its not.. Then make something thats greasy and salty with protein.. I normally make 3 fried eggs on toast with some hot sauce and bacon eat that is keep drinking water with in a hour or less you shall feel good as ever.. Ether that or you will have a food coma and go back to bed witch too will help with the hangover..
sadly i have not had to do this in many of year now.. as i don't get hangovers any more as im sadly that much of a alcoholic that i can wake up from a bender and feel 100% fine, Drink some coffee and go right to work. don't recommend getting like this anyways hope this helps some and feel better .. Also thank you for actually fallowing though with the un written rule of /b/

>>938602955
even rolled dubs of truth nice...

since everyone's posting their face

i'll post mine


nawt a faggot

>>938602954

Yes

>>938602955
i ain't readin' all that fuk u

>>938602954
not at all ur lovely

>>938602955
AINT NO ONE READIN YOUR FUCKIN DISSERTATION BRO

>>938603018
U got snap?

You sad fucking losers.
You will NEVER fuck her.
Sad
Pathetic
Virgins

>>938603038
i read it.. </3 desperare rimes call for desperate measures

>>938603053
You don’t need to read bby. I got some dick to make you feel better

>>938603045
Who said I wanna fuck? I’d much rather jerk off

>>938602996
I'm a gentle lover. I would make you feel very comfortable.

>>938602904
whoa ur cute

im out of alcohol im killing myself im killing myself

Real piggy chan, can I have hug? You're really pretty

>>938602916
How much would it cost for some private content?

>>938602803
please demonstrate how to use a tripcode retard

Any black guys lurking my threads? I need BBC so badddddd

>>938603045
You must be new here

Still waiting for them leg pics, piggy. This is suboptimal performance.

i love black sperm

>>938603167
nice larp but actually I don’t mind black people

>>938603163
hugs and smooches mwah

With all this fake stuff to the real piggy can we get something time stamped for the fans

>>938603164
one hundred billion dabloons

>>938603219
Thank youuuu :))) you seem like a nice person :)))

since you guys asked for it :)

btw im bbc only

>>938603245
this is. from an old thread.

>>938603237
actually im prolly gonna start a new thread cuz the amt of replies is astronomical

>>938603245
ITS OVER BROS

>>938603245
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>938603141
Get some blow

>>938603280
You know what's a good way to start a new thread?
Leg pics.

>>938603281
my good name is being slandered

>>938603245
Look at that smug cat. I would be too, tbh.

>>938603259
no it isn’t lmao

>>938603291
and put a hole through my nostril? i dont think soooo

>>938603280
Plz plz plz. I’m tired of this rn. Espicslly cuz I was looking forward to it. I’ll be there if you start it. Start with time stamp to know it’s you

>>938603239
Worth it

>>938603313
woof

Why are you such a dirty whore for big black cock?

>>938603245
you're perfect for niggers; they'll fuck anything

>>938603392
IT AINT OVER BROS

im starting a new thread go find me there, should have my leggies and a timestamp as the thumbnail or whateva

>>938603319
The amount of cocaine you have to do and consistently do it over a long period of time is insane. That won’t happen. But, it will get rid of your hangover.

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