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Anonymous No.938600771 >>938600811 >>938600833 >>938600841 >>938601040 >>938601095 >>938601271 >>938606153 >>938607536 >>938608221 >>938609521
Homeless Ass
I picked up a homeless woman the other day. I told her I'd pay her to see her tits and ass because she wasn't half bad looking. She accepted. She put her legs up, pulled her shorts off, and spread her ass cheeks for me to see. Couldn't believe how nice her asshole was for a homeless woman. I asked if I could take a picture of it for ten more bucks, to which she accepted. What do you all think about it?
Anonymous No.938600811 >>938600880
>>938600771 (OP)
Surprisingly not bad at all,
Anonymous No.938600833 >>938600966
>>938600771 (OP)
>homeless
>perfectly shaved asshole
fuck off op, you larping cunt
Anonymous No.938600841 >>938600915
>>938600771 (OP)
did you smell it?
Anonymous No.938600880 >>938616260
>>938600811
For real. Look at how much cleaner it is than her fingernails. Lol.
Anonymous No.938600915 >>938607536
>>938600841
She didn't smell great, not surprisingly.
Anonymous No.938600966 >>938612318
>>938600833
100% real. Look at those fingers and the piece of grass stuck to her ass. Don't know how her asshole is so clean.
Anonymous No.938600975 >>938601130
There is a homeless camp by my city. They usually panhandle on the side of major intersections and highway exits. They have a few women. The hottest one is totally a hooker because I've seen her getting in and out of trucks. There are two decent looking ones that sometimes wear tight clothes in the summer. There is also an older lady who does the same and acts slutty.
Anonymous No.938601040 >>938601090
>>938600771 (OP)
OP could you please describe the smell in more detail?
Anonymous No.938601090 >>938601168
>>938601040
Her clothes smelled dirty, like they hadn't been washed in a while, and she had sweat in them. When her ass and pussy were out, there was a musky smell that came with them.
Anonymous No.938601095 >>938601170
>>938600771 (OP)
Get a pic of her tits too?
Anonymous No.938601130 >>938601200
>>938600975
I don't know if this one was a hooker in the fact that she was looking for a date, but she was opportunistic. Pretty sure I could have gotten a blowie for not that much money. Lol.
Anonymous No.938601168 >>938601211 >>938602621
>>938601090
Those panties look brand new and have no traces of discharge in them. The average woman that washes their clothes frequently can't even accomplish that.
Anonymous No.938601170
>>938601095
No. I'm more of an ass guy. Her tits were pretty good, though. I'd guess she was about 40 years old.
Anonymous No.938601185 >>938609334
I wish the homeless chicks near where I live were pretty
Anonymous No.938601200 >>938601255
>>938601130
I'm afraid of what they might have, which is why I never picked them up. I thought about a hj though.
Anonymous No.938601211
>>938601168
She must have just put them on. It was morning when I picked her up, so maybe she had a fresh pair on.
Anonymous No.938601255 >>938604149
>>938601200
Agreed. Wouldn't let her touch my dick. Lol. And as nice as her asshole was, no way I'm touching it.
Anonymous No.938601271
>>938600771 (OP)
More of the hobo whore
Anonymous No.938601306 >>938603876
Homeless are notoriously good at keeping their asses clean with baby wipes because smelling like ass will get you kicked out of the group or camp. It's one thing they take pride in.
Anonymous No.938602621 >>938602891 >>938603005
>>938601168
What is "stealing"? What are handouts from shelters and other homeless help groups?
Anonymous No.938602891
>>938602621
Also with what little money they have, homeless chicks will buy bleach from dollar tree or wherever to keep a bucket of water/bleach mixture around to soak and scrub their panties in often and they dry quick.
Anonymous No.938603005 >>938603356
>>938602621
If you can still get away with stealing and still get handouts, you're not a real homeless person. Real disgusting homeless bums aren't allowed in stores. They've exhausted everyone's good will and no one would even think about giving them a chance because they know it's a waste of time.
Anonymous No.938603356
>>938603005
That's not true because the majority of homeless in the US get disability checks and EBT so they're always in and out of stores stealing shit.
Anonymous No.938603876 >>938604224 >>938613440
>>938601306
How would someone even know that?
Anonymous No.938604044 >>938605921
I feel bad for homeless women. Even homeless dudes get raped and assaulted i could never imagine being a homeless women or addict living in kensington or skid row.
Anonymous No.938604149
>>938601255
>He didn't throw caution to the wind and bury his tongue in that felonious fartbox
The stories you could have told...
Anonymous No.938604224 >>938605364 >>938607385
>>938603876
I hung out and got drunk with them many times, unclean asses bring flies around too.
Anonymous No.938605364 >>938605521
>>938604224
i'm sorry for your loss anon
Anonymous No.938605521 >>938605896
>>938605364
Thanks, about 10 of them have died in the past 3 years mostly from fent but now with the easily available narcan handed out everywhere it has pretty much stopped
Anonymous No.938605896 >>938606104
>>938605521
>easily available narcan handed out everywhere
They didn't beat the game.
Anonymous No.938605921
>>938604044
A lot of the homeless camps I've witnessed are ran by a woman, their version of a shot caller. Since like you said they run a greater chance of getting assaulted the one's who are making it out there as hustlers gain a lot of respect. They'll have a group of younger homeless dudes running scams for them like stealing purses and shit, credit cards and where to panhandle. They'll get really bitchy when they need a dick and demand to be fucked often.
Anonymous No.938606104 >>938606276
>>938605896
You want to know something fucked up? There are homeless drug addicts now who sell fent and carry narcan around and purposely overdose you. Then save your life with the narcan and act like you're indebted to that person forever, with money or other means.
Anonymous No.938606153 >>938606210
>>938600771 (OP)
Anonymous No.938606210 >>938606293
>>938606153
I believe it because a few weeks ago there was someone on here asking around for advice about how to go about this exact thing.
Anonymous No.938606276 >>938606377 >>938606414
>>938606104
Boy it'd be a real shame if someone did it to them, sans Narcan haha.
Anonymous No.938606279
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Anonymous No.938606293 >>938606600 >>938616683
>>938606210
I sadly don't as 99% of the shit on this site is fake as fuck.. This being one of them, as that women is doubtfully homeless and doubtfully ever met him.. As its some random pick he found off some site.. Its easy to larp and fuck around on sites like this. So don't be fooled by shit ..
Anonymous No.938606377
>>938606276
You are aware narcan is not a single use thing. Depending on how much of a over dose and on what it may take 3 or 4 narcan's to keep a person alive and even then medical needs to find out whats in the person to give them the proper treatment otherwise they can die.. even with narcan in there system.. Know this as im a EMT..
Anonymous No.938606414
>>938606276
Well that's the thing, it's never 100% certain everything goes as planned in those situations
Anonymous No.938606600 >>938607475
>>938606293
Ok i'll be more careful from now on
Anonymous No.938607385
>>938604224
Fair enough sounds like a good time. I bet they had some good drugs.
Anonymous No.938607475
>>938606600
Nice dubs and honestly do you.. If you really think this guys having a homeless chick show him her ass then ok, me personally i don't ..
Anonymous No.938607536 >>938608051
>>938600915
>>938600771 (OP)
I'm not sure if I want to throw up or jerk off anon
>no I will not do both
Anonymous No.938608051
>>938607536
wise choice op... Wise choice
Anonymous No.938608216 >>938608583 >>938609480
Fun fact, there was a homeless girl in our town that my husband used to give small change to, he insisted on having her stay with us to get herself sorted and I walked in on them fucking
Anonymous No.938608221
>>938600771 (OP)
I probably would have at least jerked off while you had her in that position, i'm sure she wouldn't have minded waiting until you paid her.
Anonymous No.938608583 >>938608691
>>938608216
did you join them?
Anonymous No.938608691 >>938608792 >>938608850 >>938608918 >>938609480
>>938608583
No. She had huge tits though and my husband had no self control so I can kinda see why it happened
Anonymous No.938608792
>>938608691
Well this kind of sounds like your jealous, You should have walked in and shown this whore who's really boss of that cock and sucked and fucked him dry.
Anonymous No.938608850 >>938608924
>>938608691
Are you still married to him?
Anonymous No.938608918
>>938608691
show us your tits..
Anonymous No.938608924 >>938609277
>>938608850
Nope
Anonymous No.938609235 >>938609276
Anonymous No.938609276 >>938613239
>>938609235
Do they really do it for a dollar?
Anonymous No.938609277
>>938608924
Good on you.. cheaters don't deserve a second chance..
Anonymous No.938609334
>>938601185
I'm lucky like that.
a bunch of runaways that come here, get abused and go homeless

have gotten lucky with a good few for some drug money or just a place to stay for a few days during hot/cold season
Anonymous No.938609480
>>938608216
>>938608691
Do you have a picture of her and her huge tits? Even, if with a shirt on? Also, how big were they? And were they natural? And do you have a big gits?

If you have Kik, I'll show you my cock and you can tell me if it's bigger than your husband's dick is (mine is quite thick, I'm guessing that I'll be bigger). And if my cock is bigger, we can make fun of your husband, while I jack off my big dick and make it cum.

This is a sincere offer. If you're interested, here's my Kik: AzRenegade75
Anonymous No.938609521 >>938609546
>>938600771 (OP)
As long as they agree to show their shitpipe, women never go homeless, hungry or lonely. This world is so fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.938609546 >>938609694
>>938609521
Anonymous No.938609694
>>938609546
Oh he 100% mad he can't do the same..
Anonymous No.938612318
>>938600966
prolly a prostitute
Anonymous No.938613239
>>938609276
you can do whatever you want to them for a dollar
Anonymous No.938613440
>>938603876
Anonymous No.938615862
Human rights now
Anonymous No.938616260
>>938600880
Kek
Anonymous No.938616683
>>938606293
Homeboy out there letting the truth get in the way of a good story smh
Anonymous No.938617315 >>938617917
I've fucked a lot of trash in my days. The most recent pull was this girl who was fighting with her BF and "moving out" of his house, but had no where to go. I let her stay in my tool shed for a few days, and fucked her like 8 times in 3 days out there in that hot sweaty shed, putting splinters in her ass from the floor.

Here's the best part- It was some of the best pussy I've ever had. Tighter than most- and while not shaven, it had this light-light peach fuzz type hair going on, and was actually kind of pleasant while motorboating.

I didn't go down on her, just fucked her over and over again, and also made her give me head a few times, but the game was sloppy- besides that It was one heck of a week. Eventually, she had to go to a hotel, but it was fun while it lasted.

I don't feel bad about it at all either because she had fun too and kept making remarks about my body being really fit and my dick being huge.

Sometimes we can 'be there' for others in different ways. We're all human, after-all.
Anonymous No.938617917
>>938617315
Poetic. What a kind man you are.