Thread 938601708

My gf called me a dysfunctional plebeian retard today. What does this mean /b/?

>>938601708 (OP)
It means you have a good gf

>>938601814
Are you sure?

>>938601814
This. You've got a keeper, OP.

>>938601919
It don't feel like it :(

>>938601938
She trusts you enough to call you out when you're acting like a tard. That's love right there. If she didn't care she'd just blow you off, but instead she's telling you that you fucked up so you can improve.

>>938601708 (OP)
it means if good wins against evil we do not need law enforcement nor courts nor hospitals but we need undead fappys.

>>938602051
She accused me of being impotent yesterday as well

>>938602131
you don't have a gf you pay girls to talk to you on discord

>>938602195
What? What are you talking about anon, yes I do

>>938602236
show her off then

>>938602131
Well, were you acting in an impotent manner?
Sometimes we need to be told to nut up or shut up. Sometimes what you want to hear and what you need to hear to improve yourself are two different things.

>>938602275
No lol get your own

>>938602281
>Well, were you acting in an impotent manner?
I don't think so, I came pretty hard. I don't know what her problem is

>>938602291
you don't have to show her face just her texts that you should have

>>938602344
It's not necessarily sexual impotence. You could be avoiding standing up for yourself when you should have. Or failed to seize an opportunity that came your way.

>>938602373
I don't have to do anything for you tbh
>>938602432
I dont see where that could be the case. I don't really do a whole lot where she would say that

>>938602538
ok so you're lying and just want attention

>>938602565
No but whatever lol

>>938602636
sure josh

>>938603274
Josh?

>>938603395
yea that's the OP

>>938603435
Ok you're one of those schizoids then?

>>938603462
why are you upset you got outed?

>>938603504
I don't know who josh is, anon

>>938603549
ok josh

>>938603605
Do you call everyone josh or what?

>>938603657
no just josh

xolyuhet

>>938603711
You really are legitimately a schizoid huh?

She sounds like a snooty koont. Be sure to pee on the seat and leave it down.

>>938603836
nope but the op is legitimately josh

>>938603966
What if I have to poop and she doesn't clean it in time? That sounds too risky

>>938604233
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>>938604289
So someone else downloaded that image on the internet?

Is this the Josh thread?
Hi Josh

>>938604844
The what? Who tf is josh?

>>938604677
no josh

>>938604844
Hi nuri

>>938601708 (OP)

well, are you? if so, she's right. if not, she's not your gf.

>>938604978
I don't know. I don't think so

>>938605108
stop larping josh

Josh

>>938605283
Whatever lol. Actual schizo shit rn

>>938605922
nigger c'mon now

>>938601814
This.

>>938605993
She just went downstairs to the black dude's apartment. I gave him 2 paper towels to wipe her face clean. After he covers her face with his cum... she says he's the best in the business.

>>938606203
How do I delete this?

>>938601708 (OP)
means you make her moist