>>938616401 (OP)
GENTLEmen! My morning constitutional has been a tremendous success. Two of them. Amid much splended flatulence I have delivered one foot long 4 inch thick smooth turd. The subsequent follow up dump was a solid standard. An eight inch, three inch log of meaty shit. The farting noises were gutteral and hillarious to hear. The gasses were a thick but oddly fruity/peppery contribution that ai found profoundly foul especially when combined with my asperagus scented piss. The wipe was clean. One double ply square utilized yeilding a scant barely perceptable yellow stain. The flush was a predictable clogg. 10/10. Two flushes attempted and no clearance. The turds allow waterflow so the piss brine is gone. Application of a kettle full of boiled water completed. And third attempt was successful with no smearage. The bowl remains glistening and white.
