Thread 938626514

Get a toy with your crappy meal, you fucking retard.

>>938626514 (OP)
thanks

>>938626514 (OP)
Straight out of a Dwarf Fortress forum, eh? I'll give you three good suggestions to make a better thread for us to reply to:
1.

>>938626514 (OP)
Mods please ban this spamming faggot
Everyone here is sick of this cringelord

>>938630016
The mods don't work for you E.

>>938630198
There's nobody here named E. You've been told this many many times. You are fat stupid and annoying

And yes they do
The mods work to make sure that spam like yours gets deleted and that spammers like you get a time out

I see you needed to have this pointed out to you

>>938626514 (OP)
>>938630016
samefag
The level on mental illness that it takes to do this day in, day out, is almost stunning.

>>938630250
You read this with clenched fists and watery eyes, cheeks flushed red like the bowl that once held the First Log. You said thread hidden. And yet… you keep coming back.

You invoke rules. We invoke the bowl.
You scream at mods. We listen to the porcelain.

You hate this thread because it’s a mirror, and deep down you know—

>You’ll never log like us.
>You’ll never feel what Andy felt that day.
>You’ll never be free from the stain.

Mods can’t help you.
Only the flush can.

Now post proof you're not E.
Or wipe.
Coward.

>>938630575
Honest question: Are you crippled? Like unable to walk or whatever, and just spend your whole life raging on the internet?

>>938630575
Filename fag, how the fuck is your day going!

>>938630250
>And yes they do
>The mods work to make sure that spam like yours gets deleted and that spammers like you get a time out
The entitlement.
Grow up.

>>938630016
*Prrrrrrrrt*

OOPS, don't tear another hole in your axewound!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl living in the US, a bit on the adventurous side, and I love the thrill of steamy conversations. There's something so exciting about pushing boundaries and seeing how far we can take things together! I'm definitely a flirt with a wild side, and texting is my jam because it feels so much more freeing. I'm not much into the club scene due to my anxiety, so here I am, looking for some fun and spicy chats! If you're interested, hit me up at j a lr-on n (just remove the spaces and dashes to find me) and let's get wild!

>>938626514 (OP)
NICE

>>938626514 (OP)
Pffft

>>938626514 (OP)
Please do a crappy meal in my mouth

I want to suck a plethora of penises

>>938626514 (OP)
nah fuck it i'll just wait on the couch and get up the instant it comes out of the microwave

>>938626514 (OP)
But I prefer Andy's.

I'm craving his mcnuggies

has not ever once been funny.
not a single time

>>938647179
It's not a joke E
we really do eat shit

His poop stinks bros

>>938647211
That's hardly reassuring.
Your response isn't funny either.

>>938630708
That's not me.

>>938647339
you're not clever
you're not creative
you're not relevant
GIVE UP E

>>938647371
Says the logfag

hey there, i'm a 21-year-old girl from the us, a bit on the adventurous side, and absolutely love stirring things up during flirty chats. i get such a kick out of teasing guys and pushing their buttons while we have a blast. i’m definitely in my zone when the convo gets steamy! i find it much easier to connect this way, especially since meeting in person can be a bit daunting for me. if you're looking for some fun and excitement, hit me up! add me on 4 - j-a-lr-o-nn (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!)

>>938649588
The Biersack-Briggs Limit Test is a multistage esophageal capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 millimeter throat clogging test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the tailpipe. The slidding speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [BRAAAP] A single loaf should be ingested each time you hear this sound. [PRRRT] Remember to succ in a straight line, and gag as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a log before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the phrase "it's slidding baby". On your mark, get ready, shart

>>938649711
I really hope that’s fudge

And last night he was in your room,
And now your bed sheets smell like poo.

>>938652582
Why are jews like this?

the smelly waste with a based taste

>>938650365
I hope that it's Poop! You know, as in Poop Eat.

>>938626514 (OP)

Fucking based
>Saved

>>938658366

haha
>poop eat

doodie digest

>>938626514 (OP)
Here's a log wut will clog Logfag!

he did a fucking crap in my mcflurry

poop eat?

>>938630250
E. Shut the fuck up. No one listens to screaching tone policing femanon karens anymore. Hyyx8

>>938662966
Why do you keep calling everybody a femanon?

What? Are you fat and pasty or something?

>>938664159
Recent selfie. Haven't shaved butthole recently

>>938664934

Playing into a "joke" when there's no joke is. also not funny

>>938626514 (OP)
Time to open widde

>>938664934
Get a job

>>938665051
Get a job, nigger

>>938665837
I actually HAVE a job. How about you?

Poo Pete?

>>938665917
EBT (edible butt treats) lifetime supply