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Anonymous No.938644200 >>938644319 >>938646415 >>938657397
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Anonymous No.938644319 >>938647309
>>938644200 (OP)
Dubs.
Anonymous No.938644596
Get a job.
Anonymous No.938646415 >>938647309
>>938644200 (OP)
DEAD.
Anonymous No.938647309 >>938647942 >>938648646
>>938644319
>>938646415
Hello. Was watching Dexter. ABout halfway through Season 6. How are you?

>Opossum
Anonymous No.938647942 >>938648001
>>938647309
It's happening again. The eggs will be here soon
Anonymous No.938648001 >>938648302
>>938647942
Soon, you'll be in the cage and they'll be playing gacha.

>Opossum

Are you excited?
Anonymous No.938648302 >>938648660
>cloudflare nukes boorus
I hate it here

>>938648001
If the number goes over 10 they all have to get jobs.
A little more relieved then excited. Wasn't sure how they were adapting to the new environment, but they must feel fine enough to lay eggs.
Anonymous No.938648646 >>938648660
>>938647309
Le possum.
Anonymous No.938648660 >>938648913 >>938649246
>>938648302
And how are the first clutch doing? How old are they now?

>Opossum

>>938648646
Legume.
Anonymous No.938648913 >>938649005
>>938648660
I'm not a vegetable.
Anonymous No.938649005
>>938648913
You're like Beano.

>Opossum

El Bebito.
Anonymous No.938649246 >>938649307
>>938648660
They look pretty much grown up, making it damn near impossible to tell them apart from their parents. Still need to name 3 of the 4... Guts is a keeper.
3 months old? If egg time counts, expecting them to feed the new clutch
Anonymous No.938649307 >>938649493
>>938649246
You've got a jumbled heap.
Anonymous No.938649493 >>938649536
>>938649307
I prefer the term "pile"
Anyhow I sleep
Anonymous No.938649536
>>938649493
Goodnight!

>Opossum
Anonymous No.938649607 >>938650130
got one of those ramune sodas from the international section at the kroger store
wonder how its gonna be as a vodka chaser
Anonymous No.938650130 >>938650268 >>938651417
>>938649607
I'm going to be 100% honest. I don't want to hear another drunk talking about booze.
Anonymous No.938650268 >>938650328
>>938650130
well give the drunk something better to talk about, marsupial
whats been goin on for you lately?
Anonymous No.938650284
Fill out a job application right now
Anonymous No.938650328 >>938650746
>>938650268
Tragically, I have done very little lately that isn't watching Dexter or anime. I have been reading some fairy tales. Have you got a favorite?
Anonymous No.938650746 >>938650934
>>938650328
>been reading some fairy tales
what, like kids stories?
like cinderella and rumple foreskin and all that?
i dunno if i have a favorite
never really was read any and dont remember watching a lot of the disney ones
i guess like little red riding hood is one i like the idea of
doesent the wolf get murdered in the original?
Anonymous No.938650934 >>938651378
>>938650746
I've been reading the Brothers Grimm fairy tales. Not especially for children per se. That's a later trend. Everyone enjoyed those kinds of stories back then. A lot of them are gruesome and are very sanitized for the Disneys and whatnot. Yes, in the original, the wolf is cut open and stones are put in his belly. Then he wakes up and falls down dead from the weight of the stones.

I've read many, many folk tale collections like this. Love 'em. Love telling them to my friends. Too tedious to type up for you lads, though.

I remember last year, while my mom and I were getting food from a food pantry, I told her a Cinderella-type story from Scotland called "Fair, Brown, and Trembling." She loved it. Whenever the protagonist got her last lovely dress, I had my mom make it up and describe the color schemes and ribbons and the rest. Audience participation, you know. And then I told her the tragic tale of Gelert, the Welsh hound, and she cried.

Not just for kids, my friend.
Anonymous No.938651076 >>938651378 >>938651564
Anonymous No.938651272 >>938651378 >>938651564
There's a seat on the corner I keep every night
Wait 'til the evening begins
I feel like a stranger from another world
But at least I'm living again
Anonymous No.938651318
JOB NOW
Anonymous No.938651378 >>938651417 >>938651551 >>938651564
>>938650934
well ofc i know theyre not just for kids but disney really warped our collective perception of them
assumed you were reading them to a kid or something
>the Brothers Grimm fairy tales
only ever heard of that book, never had the chance to read any of em
>I told her a Cinderella-type story
had similar recently
yesterday actually
but ive been doing it for a while, giving my grandmother some of the old scifi books i dont read any more every other time i visit
visited yesterday and gave her a good one called "Relic" or something like that,
cant remember the author but i remember reading a cover quote that said "it rivaled crichton's jurassic park"
she said she liked the beginning and the monster of the book
>>938651076
sup silent dude
>>938651272
love that hair
Anonymous No.938651417 >>938651564 >>938651869
>>938650130
What did he mean by his?
>>938651378
It's just pixels, man.
Anonymous No.938651551 >>938651869
>>938651378
Anonymous No.938651564 >>938651829 >>938651869
>>938651272
I'm still hazy about last night when you talked about the love of your life, or something.

>>938651076
Good evening.

>>938651378
That's very nice. What kind of monster was it?

>>938651417
I know drunks and addicts irl and online and my goodwill is fast depleting. You, Gumi, can be my Drunk #14865 and Guro can be Drunk #15021, but I don't want to just endlessly have the same conversation of "Dude, I'm so drunk" and "dang dude you shouldn't be so drunk."
Peasuke No.938651683 >>938651869
Anonymous No.938651829 >>938651932
>>938651564
I literally don't remember that.
Anonymous No.938651837 >>938651846 >>938651869 >>938651932
dude, I'm so drunk.
Anonymous No.938651846
>>938651837
Thank god, I'm not alone.
Anonymous No.938651869 >>938651932
>>938651417
i know, just the color
i liked the color
>>938651551
love ya dude
>>938651564
was a fucked up lizard person dog hybrid that you slowly get more description of as the story goes on
it hitched a ride in a shipping crate with some artifacts
the crate was packed with the plant fibers of a rare plant that warped its dna to make it waht it was and it was addicted to it and the fibers that were packed into the crate was the last of it on the planet lol
some dude learns about it and starts growing the plant in his basement to make a super addictive drug that he doesnt know thats gonna turn everyone into bloodthirsty killing machines lol

is that grim book worth getting?
>>938651683
real
>>938651837
very real and same
feelsgoodman
Anonymous No.938651932 >>938652136
>>938651829
You were pulling a gag on me after all.

>>938651837
Someone get the oboe. I must serenade this tragic drunkard.

>>938651869
Lizard, nice. Well, I'm happy with my purchase. But someone else could read the story in free translations online if they wanted. Very old book, after all.
Anonymous No.938652136 >>938652153
>>938651932
Nope!

Good night,
Anonymous No.938652153
>>938652136
Sweet dreams.
Anonymous No.938654438
I wanna post a touhou.
I present to you: Ching Chong Chen putting pencils up her cunny
Anonymous No.938657397
>>938644200 (OP)
teah
Anonymous No.938657964
Night everyone