/b/ - Thread 938668489

>>938668489 (OP)
Guess that makes me lil Kidney Stone, I suppose I could make it sound more badass by using lil Nephrolith instead. Regardless, my ureters hurt just thinking about that fucking thing.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:18:27 PM No.938669892 >>938676624

Yo it's ya boy, appendix burst for a second time and you had to have a bowel resection because of chronic illness at the same time.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:19:05 PM No.938669914

Lil Cracked Ribs

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:21:23 PM No.938669977

>>938668489 (OP)
Lil proctectomy

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:34:58 PM No.938670467

Lil newborn hearing screening

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:49:55 PM No.938671008

>>938668489 (OP)
>lil blood clot
I like it

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:54:36 PM No.938671171 >>938671848

Lil' Crohns Disease

I spit rhymes and shit crimes

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:12:08 PM No.938671848

>>938671171
>and shit crimes
infrequently

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:20:17 PM No.938672141

>>938668489 (OP)
Lil' Dildo Stuck in Ass

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:23:26 PM No.938672265

>>938669738
Word? I had one of them jawns too

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:32:07 PM No.938672612

lil Blinddarmentzündung

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:32:09 PM No.938672613 >>938673428 >>938677464

I got few this year. In chronological order lil my fiancee stroke, lil my fiancee brain surgery, and lastly lil my father pancreatic cancer

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:34:40 PM No.938672716

>>938668489 (OP)

Lil biopsy

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:44:22 PM No.938673068

Lil dehydration

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:54:17 PM No.938673428

>>938672613
Damn your fiancee must be bad at giving handjobs

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:07:23 PM No.938673888

lil impacted stool

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:11:14 PM No.938674034

>>938668489 (OP)
Lil' Biliary Colic up in here
I'm gonna spit hot fire once I'm done doing the same out of my asshole because I can't eat anything greasy now.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:12:03 PM No.938674065

lil fissurectomy

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:13:24 PM No.938674105

Lil Bullet

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:14:27 PM No.938674146 >>938682987

>>938668489 (OP)
Lil' Mom Died

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:14:51 PM No.938674157

>>938668489 (OP)
Lil broke ribs

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:15:32 PM No.938674185

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>>938669738
His Anal Fistula's?

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:15:32 PM No.938674186 >>938674201

This website is literally like reddit, kek.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:16:03 PM No.938674201

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>>938674186
Go back to there then E.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:17:44 PM No.938674268

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Lil' suicide

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:19:31 PM No.938674329

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Lil' AIDS

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:22:46 PM No.938674444

>>938668489 (OP)
lil technology walkthrough

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:26:31 PM No.938674561

Lil' Anaphylaxis

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:31:47 PM No.938674722

>>938668489 (OP)
kek that'd be mine too but it's been a long time since I got that fixed

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:36:13 PM No.938674869

Lil Penis Stuck In Coke Bottle

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:42:26 PM No.938675089

lil' born

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:46:13 PM No.938675219

Lil' lightbulb in ass

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:49:43 PM No.938675326

>>938668489 (OP)
lil uh... taking my wife to surgery?

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:18:21 PM No.938676450

>>938668489 (OP)
lil car crash

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:19:07 PM No.938676474 >>938677297

Big drug overdose suicide attempt number 12

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:20:08 PM No.938676515

>>938668489 (OP)
Li'l Coronary Arterial Blockage in da house

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:22:47 PM No.938676624

>>938669892
How the fuck does it burst for the second time? That shit makes no sense. I had appendicitis and they cut it out BEFORE it burst. And if it burst in you they ain’t gonna go in and sew it back together.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:41:46 PM No.938677297 >>938677418

>>938676474
Can't you just take your pants off?

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:45:10 PM No.938677418 >>938677547

>>938677297
I got a pretty big dick. It grosses me out, girls don’t like to sit on it like they do to my neighbours. Theres actually 30 men living on my street, and only 1 of them sleeps alone. Thats a hard life. Hard place to be. They all have sex every night and I hear them all the time. I can’t really move, everywhere is like this. Suicide is so hard though, I just try to kill myself a lot but it doesnt work.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:46:33 PM No.938677464

>>938672613
Sweet, new family soon. Try to remember all the times they were shit.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:48:29 PM No.938677547

>>938677418
That’s fucked up.

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 12:29:42 AM No.938679259

>>938668489 (OP)
Lilian Flu

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:16:41 AM No.938681271

lil strep
lil manic episode
lil fractured toe
lil double valvesectomy

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:29:07 AM No.938681809

It was a long time ago that I last went to the hospital to see my grandfather after he had surgery.
So i'm Lil Visit to my Grandpa 2009

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:31:50 AM No.938681916

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>>938668489 (OP)
Lil Alcohol Poisoning

Who wants my mixtape?

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:33:46 AM No.938682004

Lil Priapism

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:36:47 AM No.938682143

>>938668489 (OP)
lil chest-pain (turned out to have pulled a breast-muscle, and some minor thing with my oesophagus which caused heartburn and wast having a heartattack)

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:40:57 AM No.938682329

Lil L-4,5 Laminectomy

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:55:06 AM No.938682987 >>938683656

>>938674146
Hey, me too!

Before that it was
>Lil mom's overdose / alcohol combo
>Lil mom's alcohol poisoning
>Lil mom's overdose

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:10:13 AM No.938683617

Lil stitches. Pretty catchy I like it. I fell backwards and hit my head. When my head hit the ground I bit down on my lower lip and had to get it stitched up

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:11:15 AM No.938683656

>>938682987
ayo lil mom what up nigga?

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:11:55 AM No.938683686

>>938668489 (OP)
lil niggers

>(yeah i was robbed)

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:28:28 AM No.938684262

>>938668489 (OP)
lil penis.
kill me.

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:32:41 AM No.938684409

>>938668489 (OP)
lil bloodtest or lil visiting my comatose uncle here.