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Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:37:04 PM No.938668489 [Report] >>938668558 >>938668560 >>938668627 >>938668865 >>938669180 >>938669309 >>938669407 >>938669476 >>938669520 >>938669581 >>938669663 >>938669873 >>938669977 >>938671008 >>938672141 >>938672716 >>938674034 >>938674146 >>938674157 >>938674444 >>938674722 >>938675326 >>938676450 >>938676515 >>938679259 >>938681916 >>938682143 >>938683686 >>938684262 >>938684409
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lil inguinal hernia reporting
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:38:55 PM No.938668558 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
Lil depression
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:38:59 PM No.938668560 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
go back to plebbit or you will be raped by 1000 niggers tonight
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:40:51 PM No.938668627 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
L'il Ear Infection
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:42:49 PM No.938668697 [Report]
lil teeth

bri'ish
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:43:39 PM No.938668721 [Report] >>938668759
Lil Imgonnabeadad
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:44:45 PM No.938668759 [Report] >>938668803
>>938668721
based, congrats
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:46:00 PM No.938668797 [Report]
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the niggers are coming...
hide your cheeks
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:46:16 PM No.938668803 [Report]
>>938668759
Lil Ihadsexatleastonce Ihaveproofofit
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:48:18 PM No.938668865 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
Lil chlamydia
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:54:50 PM No.938669120 [Report]
Lil Shingles
Shit sucked
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:56:16 PM No.938669180 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
>Lil Stab Wound
Ok then. Short version : Bikers are faggots who can't fight the fights they pick without a weapon.
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:00:07 PM No.938669309 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
Lil Prostatectomy
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:03:06 PM No.938669407 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
Lil Kidney Failure
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:05:20 PM No.938669476 [Report] >>938669601
>>938668489 (OP)
Lil 302
I was forcibly hospitalized for confessing to multiple suicide attempts.
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:06:49 PM No.938669520 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)

Lil Sepsis
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:08:42 PM No.938669581 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
Lil Constipation
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:09:19 PM No.938669601 [Report]
>>938669476
lil lights out
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:11:24 PM No.938669663 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
lil bike-crash
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:13:29 PM No.938669730 [Report]
lil pneumothorax in da house
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:13:46 PM No.938669738 [Report] >>938672265 >>938674185
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Yo yo, Lil Anal Fistula in the flippity floppity floop
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:13:50 PM No.938669740 [Report]
Lil dildo stuck in my butthole
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:15:59 PM No.938669813 [Report]
Lil' Spinal Laminectomy
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:17:45 PM No.938669873 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
Guess that makes me lil Kidney Stone, I suppose I could make it sound more badass by using lil Nephrolith instead. Regardless, my ureters hurt just thinking about that fucking thing.
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:18:27 PM No.938669892 [Report] >>938676624
Yo it's ya boy, appendix burst for a second time and you had to have a bowel resection because of chronic illness at the same time.
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:19:05 PM No.938669914 [Report]
Lil Cracked Ribs
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:21:23 PM No.938669977 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
Lil proctectomy
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:34:58 PM No.938670467 [Report]
Lil newborn hearing screening
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:49:55 PM No.938671008 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
>lil blood clot
I like it
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:54:36 PM No.938671171 [Report] >>938671848
Lil' Crohns Disease

I spit rhymes and shit crimes
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:12:08 PM No.938671848 [Report]
>>938671171
>and shit crimes
infrequently
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:20:17 PM No.938672141 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
Lil' Dildo Stuck in Ass
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:23:26 PM No.938672265 [Report]
>>938669738
Word? I had one of them jawns too
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:32:07 PM No.938672612 [Report]
lil Blinddarmentzündung
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:32:09 PM No.938672613 [Report] >>938673428 >>938677464
I got few this year. In chronological order lil my fiancee stroke, lil my fiancee brain surgery, and lastly lil my father pancreatic cancer
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:34:40 PM No.938672716 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)

Lil biopsy
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:44:22 PM No.938673068 [Report]
Lil dehydration
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:54:17 PM No.938673428 [Report]
>>938672613
Damn your fiancee must be bad at giving handjobs
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:07:23 PM No.938673888 [Report]
lil impacted stool
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:11:14 PM No.938674034 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
Lil' Biliary Colic up in here
I'm gonna spit hot fire once I'm done doing the same out of my asshole because I can't eat anything greasy now.
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:12:03 PM No.938674065 [Report]
lil fissurectomy
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:13:24 PM No.938674105 [Report]
Lil Bullet
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:14:27 PM No.938674146 [Report] >>938682987
>>938668489 (OP)
Lil' Mom Died
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:14:51 PM No.938674157 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
Lil broke ribs
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:15:32 PM No.938674185 [Report]
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>>938669738
His Anal Fistula's?
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:15:32 PM No.938674186 [Report] >>938674201
This website is literally like reddit, kek.
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:16:03 PM No.938674201 [Report]
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>>938674186
Go back to there then E.
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:17:44 PM No.938674268 [Report]
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Lil' suicide
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:19:31 PM No.938674329 [Report]
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Lil' AIDS
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:22:46 PM No.938674444 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
lil technology walkthrough
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:26:31 PM No.938674561 [Report]
Lil' Anaphylaxis
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:31:47 PM No.938674722 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
kek that'd be mine too but it's been a long time since I got that fixed
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:36:13 PM No.938674869 [Report]
Lil Penis Stuck In Coke Bottle
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:42:26 PM No.938675089 [Report]
lil' born
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:46:13 PM No.938675219 [Report]
Lil' lightbulb in ass
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 10:49:43 PM No.938675326 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
lil uh... taking my wife to surgery?
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:18:21 PM No.938676450 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
lil car crash
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:19:07 PM No.938676474 [Report] >>938677297
Big drug overdose suicide attempt number 12
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:20:08 PM No.938676515 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
Li'l Coronary Arterial Blockage in da house
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:22:47 PM No.938676624 [Report]
>>938669892
How the fuck does it burst for the second time? That shit makes no sense. I had appendicitis and they cut it out BEFORE it burst. And if it burst in you they ain’t gonna go in and sew it back together.
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:41:46 PM No.938677297 [Report] >>938677418
>>938676474
Can't you just take your pants off?
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:45:10 PM No.938677418 [Report] >>938677547
>>938677297
I got a pretty big dick. It grosses me out, girls don’t like to sit on it like they do to my neighbours. Theres actually 30 men living on my street, and only 1 of them sleeps alone. Thats a hard life. Hard place to be. They all have sex every night and I hear them all the time. I can’t really move, everywhere is like this. Suicide is so hard though, I just try to kill myself a lot but it doesnt work.
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:46:33 PM No.938677464 [Report]
>>938672613
Sweet, new family soon. Try to remember all the times they were shit.
Anonymous 8/19/2025, 11:48:29 PM No.938677547 [Report]
>>938677418
That’s fucked up.
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 12:29:42 AM No.938679259 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
Lilian Flu
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:16:41 AM No.938681271 [Report]
lil strep
lil manic episode
lil fractured toe
lil double valvesectomy
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:29:07 AM No.938681809 [Report]
It was a long time ago that I last went to the hospital to see my grandfather after he had surgery.
So i'm Lil Visit to my Grandpa 2009
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:31:50 AM No.938681916 [Report]
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>>938668489 (OP)
Lil Alcohol Poisoning

Who wants my mixtape?
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:33:46 AM No.938682004 [Report]
Lil Priapism
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:36:47 AM No.938682143 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
lil chest-pain (turned out to have pulled a breast-muscle, and some minor thing with my oesophagus which caused heartburn and wast having a heartattack)
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:40:57 AM No.938682329 [Report]
Lil L-4,5 Laminectomy
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:55:06 AM No.938682987 [Report] >>938683656
>>938674146
Hey, me too!

Before that it was
>Lil mom's overdose / alcohol combo
>Lil mom's alcohol poisoning
>Lil mom's overdose
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:10:13 AM No.938683617 [Report]
Lil stitches. Pretty catchy I like it. I fell backwards and hit my head. When my head hit the ground I bit down on my lower lip and had to get it stitched up
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:11:15 AM No.938683656 [Report]
>>938682987
ayo lil mom what up nigga?
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:11:55 AM No.938683686 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
lil niggers

>(yeah i was robbed)
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:28:28 AM No.938684262 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
lil penis.
kill me.
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:32:41 AM No.938684409 [Report]
>>938668489 (OP)
lil bloodtest or lil visiting my comatose uncle here.