Thread 938680380

>I'm going on a date this Friday
What are your tips and tricks? I've never been on a date before (khhv). I hope she likes me. I wish she was alt but it's ok.

how did you convince her to go on a date and how old are you

>>938680619
I'm 20, I was set up by a friend

>>938680380 (OP)
wipe your ass with wet toilet paper, shower, then wipe your ass again... YOU
compliment your date, something about how her dress or whatever they're wearing
if she's kind of artsy you might mention some accessory that seems like something she cares about, she might have a hair thing
I'd avoid alcohol more than one drink, zero if you can manage for the first date

>>938680380 (OP)
set expectations early. you expect to be able to put her in handcuffs and shit on her head by the third date. make sure she hears that verbally because otherwise it will just blow up later on.

>>938680380 (OP)
wrong place to ask

Piss your pants then call it a premature ejaculation so she knows how much you love her. Tell her you moderate a lot of Discord servers and subreddits and will ban any CHUD troll cyberbullying her.

>>938680619
>how did you convince her to go on a date
I told her I was 21 like she was

>and how old are you
38 (i look young)