Thread 938683689

Who has the biggest dick of anyone you have known IRL? How big was it?

>>938683689 (OP)
My old housemate. We found out he was about 8.5 inches long and girthy as fuck because another friend and I were talking average lengths and he thought we were fucking with him. Dude genuinely thought he was average because of porn. He actually hated being that size, one night he just stared at the ceiling awkwardly for hours as his Tinder hookup quietly sobbed into the pillow next to him from the pain he caused her. We all hated him for that.

Not sure the exact length but my uncle has the biggest dick I've ever seen irl. Probably like 9 or 10 inches and thick af

My sister in law's boyfriend...I got a glimpse of it in her phone...and it made me see her in a completely different light.

Me. When I first started seeing my gf (who is now my wife), she showed guys at her work the dick pics I had sent her and they refused to believe they were real and that they must have been photoshopped. Then I remember being at a bar with my boss after work and we both went for a piss, and half way through, he did a double take of my dick and said "Jesus Christ, you should need a licence to carry that around". I've never thought of it as huge and never measured it because I don't really give a shit but other guys must just have small dicks in comparison to mine I guess.

>>938685247
why was she showing guys at her work your cock man? Also, whats she look like?

>>938683689 (OP)
Im good friends with one of my wife's exes from years ago. She still had some photos and he's a healthy 9 inches and super girthy, hurt to fuck her. He also had a difficult time going more than once a night.

My older brothers. Saw pics of it on an old digital camera he had years ago, of his GF sucking it and fucking her. Looked almost exactly lile my cock, but bigger. Can't remember how many inches, even though there was a pic of him measuring it. But it was fucking big.

9”, possibly more

We used to hang out and take md and get naked. Nothing else happened, just watched films n shit nude. Good times

Knew a guy in high-school who would walk around the locker room and swing his dick while holding it with both hands, and it was flaccid. Had to of been 10 inches soft. His nickname was baby leg

Reid

>>938684293
>we all hated him for that
Retarded fucking simps.

>>938685247
100% true story.
>>938686029
Yeah, this is true too.

Andrew, I know you used to lurk, you lucky bastard. He was an uncut shower, 6.5 soft, 8.75 hard. We know because he got dared to let the token homo of the friend group measure it.

>>938684429
How did you acquire this information lol?

Ol' unc games.
>>938684874
>Sister in law's boyfriend
uhhhh....anon
>>938685247
Of course I know him, he's me.

My older brother. He and I shared a room and used to whack off together just because it was easier than trying to hide it. Easily nine inches and massive balls. Dude went off like a gun.

>>938684429
>>938690000
He didn't do anything to me. I saw him walk naked down the hall to his room with a boner.

>>938683689 (OP)
I only know the one I have. Its about 7.5 inches, so yeah . . .

I went to college with a white guy named Ricky. He was like 6’5 and played volleyball. He was famous for having a big dick, but in a way like it was a joke. He’d flop it out at parties when he was wasted.

>>938689661
Kek, no. You misunderstand. I didn't give a shit that he hurt her, we were mad that he was crying boo hoo to us because his dick was too big.

>>938693558
i don't know anyone irl, i have a dick measuring fetish but i can't find anyone online to satisfy it.

Younger cousin was like 7" soft as a young teenager. only saw it briefly when we were getting changed but it looked rediculous

>>938683689 (OP)
This is my most messed up war story. Operation Desert Storm. Buddy of mine I went to High School with is in Tiger Brigade going into Iraq. I'm in an AVN unit armed with a soldering iron and Oscilloscope fixing everything in every Army helicopter with a circuit. He's a gunner in an Abrams, his TC is the father of another mutual friend. Things slow down on my side, and I'm bored sitting in Mopp IV as the scuds come in and chemical alarms go off because a sand fly farted nearby. Some favors are called in, I get to see the highway of death, and smell it. I'm dropped off for a few hours with my friends. Don't ask, because I wouldn't doubt the officers that helped me do this could still get in trouble. I accidentally capture several thousand surrendering Iraqi troops while my youthful shyness had me pissing out of sight behind a sand dune. I'm in big trouble, the people who hooked me up are in trouble. But fuck it. My tank driver buddy is up on top of his tank while TC dad is dealing with things trying to get me the hell out there. I'm directing this river of surrendering Iraqis left to die in the desert stench near the tank. The men walking past keep acting terrified as they pass me. I didn't think a kid like me could scare anyone. Finally, I realize something behind me is the issue. I snap around (no small feat with a kevlar on your head) to see my buddy waving well over a foot of thicker than a Mack truck radiator hose cock at the surrendering Iraqis as they walk by us. I lost what composure I had left "YO!! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!"... He falls apart laughing. But no shit. I don't think he can have a full hard-on without passing out from blood loss. His dating life greatly suffered. Most women turned him down when they realized his size. What few said yes, we're all seriously insane messed up bitches.

>>938683689 (OP)
My childhood friend. I saw it with my own eyes soft, and it was big enough to hurt feelings. I once went on his phone and saw a fully hard dick pic that was double mine. Didn’t know how to feel about it. But ff many years, we reconnected because he started seeing my girlfriend’s roommate. Gfs roommate was a pig but she would openly brag and want to talk about how good her sex life was with him and how big his dick is, and gave him the name Big Dick D, which my girlfriend even started calling him which bothered me a bit. Once we all spent the night at the girls house and I heard the roommate screaming thru those walls and it kinda turned me on. Ate my gf out while thinking about the sex in the next room, gf probably was too because she was turned on.

lived in a shared house and the guy on the other side of the wall from me had like 4 different women over during Xmas break for 8 hour+ fuck sessions with each one and they would all comment about how big his dick was. The guy lived like a porn star and was showing off, one day he had a woman over around noon and they would go at it off and on until around 10 pm, then they had a vigorous on and off fuck session where he fucked her in different parts of his side of the house until like 6 in the morning. then they slept until around noon and she left and another girl came over. the pevious girl came outside and was bragging about how she fucked the guy all night long and how good it was. the next girl called him an asshole afterwards because he came before she did.

>>938693801
Is it a humiliation thing? That seems weirdly popular online. Or is it just the thrill of getting it out and comparing? Because I definitely get that. I'd compare with you if I was close by, but I guarantee I'm not.