Thread 938691492

Every now and then I listen to his audio and cry a little. Rest in peace, King.

>>938691492 (OP)

you're EFFEMINATE.....

you struggle to pretend to be masculine

>>938691492 (OP)

I think of him often whenever I myself get suicidal, what a way to go. As a once aspiring pilot I can only commend him for his actions and not harming anyone else during them. RIP Sky King

>>938691492 (OP)

you are an emotionally weak human

>>938691620
>whenever I myself get suicidal

You accidentally misspelled the words SEEK ATTENTION, LIKE AN EFFEMINATE LITTLE BITCH, because you're incapable of being interesting, So you rely on feminine histrionics instead

>>938691677
>hysterical female energy
settle down lil lady

>>938691620
obviously, you've never felt truly suicidal ...

apparently, you only got as far as 'feeling like using pity seeking as a tool to get attention"

passive aggressive emotionally weak coward

>>938691712

lol how would YOU be able to recognize a woman?

It's not like you have any experience with women, other than manipulating your mother with your bullshit suicidal threats

you'll never be a man...

YOU ARE AN EMOTIONALLY WEAK COWARD

>>938691712

It's not surprising you would think a married 60 year old man was a woman

That would explain why YOUVE NEVER HAD ANY PUSSY

apparently you don't know how to recognize women when you see them....

NO WOMAN WILL TOUCH YOU

shouldn't you be making empty threats of suicide once again?

>>938691825
lol get a load of this guy
you're the schizo poster aren't you

>>938691881

AGAIN: you get no pussy

prove me wrong, lonely masturbating bitch

feel free to prove me wrong

>>938691876
yes I am not surprised that you are a hysterical "60 year old man"
you definitely throw off that cringey vibe

>>938691915
haha u nutter

>>938691881

and AGAIN:

You're that uneducated doesn't know anything about psychology poster, aren't you?

the idiot that uses psychological terminology but doesn't understand what it means poster, right?

>>938691940
>>938691916
are you guys bots?

>>938691916

lol @ NO FEMALE HAVING SEX WITH YOU

But even more laughable...
All of your empty threats of suicide
YOU DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO FOLLOW THROUGH

BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD

You're a miserable unhappy little lonely masturbating fool

That's the reason suicide crosses your mind frequently

BECAUSE YOU'RE AN UNHAPPY LITTLE BOY

But you're a coward
So you're still alive

there's no time for this petty fucking nonsense
pay respects to Richard Russell.
The man died with immaculate skill
none of you will ever do a damn good barrel roll before dying

>>938691916

>admits to regularly thinking about suicide

>calls other people crazy and hysterical

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

YOURE A SNIVELING COWARD
YOU MANIPULATE YOUR MOTHER WITH THREATS OF SUICIDE

BECAUSE YOU ARE A WEAK EFFEMINATE LITTLE BITCH

>>938691969
nah i come on here to enrage fags
you'd think it would be harder

>>938691677
Hilarious take, continue to project and maybe someday reflect on your erroneous behavior.

>>938691789
Same with you, you don't know me, where I've been, what I've done, but continue to post nonsense and make yourself feel like a big man without ever being one, it'll work out someday.

>>938692012

SHUT THE FUCK UP, IRRELEVANT LONELY MASTURBATING COWARD

nobody gives a fuck about this thread

You are a fucking coward

>>938691982
Why do you care if another man is having sex or not? Seems like a little gay

>>938692029
dude you sound crazy as fuck
I'm not even the orginal sky king guy you were raging on
i saw your posts and thought "this looks fun" hehe

>>938692054

So that's your technique of trying to change the subject?

YOU ARE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN AS WELL

YOU ARE RULED BY FEAR

YOU THREATEN SUICIDE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO FOLLOW THROUGH

YOU'RE SNIVELING COWARD

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY

BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD

YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN

>>938692097
Why would I be terrified of women? They're weaker and easy to intimidate.

>>938692097
What has you so angry in this random thread, anon?
I mean well asking this, NTA you responded to

>>938692065

"crazy" is street slang, only used to buy people with no education in psychology, whatsoever

which means your opinion has no value

GIRLS DON'T LIKE YOU...
GIRLS HAVE NEVER LIKED YOU...
NOW AS AN ADULT..
WOMEN LITERALLY HATE YOU...

they consider you to be a weirdo
You're the one that they joke about
they poke fun at each other by claiming the other girl likes YOU

Tell me some more of your empty psychological theories, Mr uneducated masturbating coward

>>938691969
You can see the raw emotions on his face when he speaks and he was always a nice and positive person to me whenever I interacted with him and he helped me out when I had some questions.

>>938692132

yet you don't have one...

because you don't have the balls to charm the pants off one

your talk means nothing
of course you're going to talk like a big shot

BUT YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY
WHICH PROVES YOU ARE LYING

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO'S INTIMIDATED

BECAUSE YOU KNOW
WOMEN SEE A SCARED LITTLE BOY HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES

>>938691492 (OP)
Every now and then I cut a fart. RIP SkyKing.

>>938692152
ok you're definitely crazy
haha

>>938692195
Women charm me. I'm attractive so they look for ways to approach me.

>>938692139

an interesting thing happened when you were born....

You were part of THE FIRST ASEXUAL GENERATION OF THE HUMAN RACE

before your generation, ever since the caveman, the human race has survived thanks to the unquenchable sexual urges of young adult males

BUT YOUR GENERATION CHANGED EVERYTHING

YOU WERE THE FIRST ASEXUAL GENERATION

basically gay... And you're going to spell the end of the human race, because you're not man enough to reproduce

I literally honest to gosh believe something happened to your parents.. All of your parents... I think the government sprayed them with a chemical or something

And that's why you're all asexual effeminate little sissies with controllers in your hands, instead of a pair of tits

>>938692163
zoinks

>>938692289
Terrible bait or legit retardation, either way, log off

>>938692285

lol then why are you alone, You lying masturbating coward?

explain why you're alone....

And then you can follow through with the reasons for the suicide threats

>>938692289
Life doesn't revolve around sex

>>938692269

again: You wouldn't know the difference between your ass and dissociative fugue if your life depended on it

You know absolutely NOTHING about psychology

You can't even come up with intellectual sounding street slang..

You're literally retarded when it comes to this topic..

I want to hear some more of your stupid uneducated theories, DUMBASS...

what other topics have you never studied but you enjoy pretending to be an expert in them?

>>938692197
most 5-year-old boys have already learned that fart and poopy jokes aren't funny, And it simply makes you look like a brain injured little boy...

>>938692321

.... says the ASEXUAL VIDEOGAME SISSY BOY™

>>938692289
Ok, but what's the deal with this thread that you're talking about whatever it is that you're talking about here?

>>938692418
blah blah you boring old retard

>>938692361

It most certainly does...

And thank you for proving that I am correct

YOU ARE AN ASEXUAL GAMING CHAIR FAGGOT

shouldn't you be playing another video game, little boy?

>>938692361
>Life doesn't revolve around sex

yes... it DOES....
we are reproduction machines

The only reason we exist is to reproduce

You are an asexual freak of nature
You and your entire generation are asexual weirdos

like some kind of mutants

and almost all of you end up sucking penises

In case you haven't noticed...
ALMOST EVERY ONE OF YOU ENDS UP BEING GAY

isn't that ironic ?

>>938692468

not quite as boring as
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND MASTURBATING YOURSELF TO SLEEP UNTIL YOU'RE IN YOUR 40S

at which point you finally embrace homosexuality

You are an asexual weirdo mutant who should have never been born

You aren't going to reproduce

So you serve no purpose

>>938692539
You know we can reproduce without having sex now, right? Elon Musk did it 28 times

>>938692474
Yeah, you got him there.
Saying life doesn't revolve around sex is actually completely braindead if you think about it.
If we define life strictly by the way that it's propagated, life's continuation literally revolves around reproduction (and therefore sex).
The irony in saying it doesn't is completely laughable.

>>938692581
>>938692584
oh ffs, I got corrected before I even posted, kek
ok, ok, you got me there, anon

>>938692584

EGG ZACK LEE™

And trust me, I hear the "Life doesn't revolve around sex" excuse from so many of these closet homosexuals in here

That's the mantra of ASEXUALITY

And it's really strange how every time I accuse them of being asexual, they honestly believe they aren't...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

and by the way....

I AM NOT BEING MEAN

somebody should have explained this to you a long time ago

I swear to God I'm not being mean or unfair or personally attacking anybody


I'm just stating simple facts

>>938692667
Boomers are the exceptional generation that were sex obsessed. Most people in human history were conservative or you would deem them "asexual" for not being as sex obsessed as the boomers. Your generation are the freaks.

SIMPLE FACT:

by being isolated and sedentary playing video games when you were little boys, instead of playing sports or learning how to flirt with girls on the playground....

the isolation grew like a snowball
the deeper and deeper you became cemented into a life of isolation

and the less and less experience you gained with girls

You ended up in a plight, with absolutely no experience with girls, no relationship experience, Not even a platonic generic friendship with a girl who comes and hangs out with you...

meanwhile, You grew more and more comfortable engaging in sexual conversations with OTHER MEN ONLINE

asking sexual questions to other men
curious about their masturbation
curious about their penises

And the next thing you know
You're engaging in mutual masturbation with OTHER MEN in discord

ASEXUALITY Will eventually become homosexuality

when you finally become so desperate for a sexual experience that it doesn't even seem odd you're jacking off with another dude

>>938692737

YOU ARE COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG

see how easy that was?

In fact, historically speaking because life expectancy was shorter, People were much more motivated to have more children

You're a stupid fucking idiot who fabricates bullshit excuses hoping people will think it's valid and won't question any further

AND?..... You also an asexual mutant

Unc only thinks about penises of younger men

>>938692807
You're gay

>>938692894

lol You're very smart guy

aren't you ?............

by the way, I'm curious
how old are you?

>>938692912

are you 25 yet?

I'm just curious because you seem very experienced

like a 25-year-old if not older
how old are you?

>>938692875
sup johnny neptune

I like pizza.

>>938692418
>most 5-year-old boys have already learned that fart and poopy jokes aren't funny, And it simply makes you look like a brain injured little boy...

Hi there, Mr 1up. Looks like you are desperate for attention. Here, have some attention.

>>938692951
>what's up

this song I wrote , and I'm about to finish it
https://voca.ro/1ayzS0rGka2k

>>938692983

Why don't you demonstrate your special gift of turning women off by telling us another fart joke?

>>938692894
>>938692912

because by the age of 25, I had already had sex with more than 700 women

100% absolutely unequivocally true

how old are you?
25 yet?

>>938691677
>>938691632
>>938691916
>>938692029
I wonder what a psychologist would do with a guy like this? I mean, Im sure there is a diagnosis here, and maybe some leangthy treatment. But is i sometimes right to say to a patient that due to theirbspecific neurosis everyone involved will be better off if they kill themselves?

>>938692894
>>938692912

I didn't stutter.....

AGAIN: YOU ARE ASEXUAL MUTANTS

>>938691492 (OP)
he's based

>>938693027
Ok. Knock knock...

>>938693167
Going out with a bang like that is crazy.

>>938693215
I feel bad for his family and friends and all that, but I'm happy that he went the way that he wanted to. We don't all get that opportunity in life.

>>938693100

watching you use words like neurosis trying to sound like youve study psychology is hilarious

It's simply highlights how little you actually know

by the way...
I JUST FINISHED THE SONG

https://voca.ro/1j8ROsz677uZ

It's about a cat that died

>>938691492 (OP)
I'm going to be that guy and say no body, no proof that he didnt commit a robbery and hit the silk at 10,000 feet, DB Cooper style.

>>938693212
Ok, since the random guy isn't going to respond, I will.
Who's there?

>>938693315
Another Mr 1up or are you that same douchebag that got triggered by my dad joke?

Words like neurosis are fairly common once you get outside of your little wanker circle jerk.

>>938693305
Be honest with me: would you do it?

>>938693430
Broken.

>>938693462
Hmm...
Broken who?

>>938693471
Broken wind!! LMAO!!!!!

>>938693497
Ha, I knew it, didn't want to ruin your joke though

>>938693518
Classy guy/gal.

>>938693435

again: words like neurosis are EXTREMELY COMMON

especially from somebody who doesn't understand psychology, usually pulled out of a hat when they feel compelled to pretend they are knowledgeable

meanwhile, You can download the difference between behavioral disorders and organic psychiatric disorders You're one of those people that thinks OCD is a "mental illness"

when the term "mental illness" is just more nigger street slang, Just like 'crazy'

It has no real meaning...
(And I don't remember any dad joke)

All I remember is some immature stunted developmental stage weirdo guy making a PRE-K fart joke

>>938693602
Wow, I've never seen that frog before, quite rare.
Here, take mine in exchange

I personally thought it was lacklustre

I'm sure it would have been more interesting up in the cockpit

But from where I sat, Not particularly life-changing

https://voca.ro/15a7L1nAf1JQ

But if I had red hair and freckles I'd probably kill myself as well... But I would have done it long before becoming an adult with red hair and freckles

>>938693703
Ty.

>>938693615
Type another paragraph for me, Boo.

>>938693615
NTA, but there's just one thing that confuses me.
What brought you to this thread exactly?

>>938693747
>type another paragraph for me

You spend your nights in here
instead of having sex with a girl
every night in here
reading tens of thousands of words every night
............ a medium of the written word

and suddenly one paragraph is overwhelming?

YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY
BECAUSE NO WOMEN RESPECT YOU
YOU'RE NOT A TOUGH GUY

YOU CAN'T FUCK
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SUPPORT YOURSELF

no woman respects you
because she sees a child hiding behind your eyes

scared little child

>>938694235
Dont strain yourself there, Mr 1up.

>>938693747

I've never met a man who was good with his fists, But with too afraid to ask a girl out on a date

YOU CAN'T FUCK.....
YOU CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT

So run along and play another video game Sissy boy

there are some new exciting cheat codes waiting for you, eff>>938694235
eminate little bitch

>>938694295

The same goes for you....

You don't know how to fuck
because no woman will give you an opportunity

So you certainly don't know how to use your fists either

You're basically a little girl

THE GAMING CHAIR TOUGH GUY

The cheat code badass

>>938694358
lol

>>938694295

The first completely ASEXUAL GENERATION of young adult males in the history of the human race.. ..

............... The cheat code "intimidator'

" MARVEL AT HIS INABILITY TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND!! "

The first generation in history to be asexual

Yes.... plenty of adorable frog downloads

but not a single notch on his headboard

>>938694295

shouldn't you be trying to lure another man into mutual masturbation in discord right now?

>>938694456
Thats a great idea. Balls gettin kinda heavy.

>>938694295

because that's what you're familiar with

You certainly aren't familiar with women
You never ever ask any women about their masturbation

because they would beat the shit out of you (And now we all realize you don't know how to fight, So there's nothing you could do about it)

nope... You never asked women any sexual questions

SHOULDN'T YOU BE ASKING ANOTHER MAN TO SHARE A MASTURBATION SESSION WITH YOU IN DISCORD?

because that's the closest thing you've ever had

>>938694429
you boomers are so brain damaged by lead and SSRIs

>>938694482

trust me.... I didn't say it for no reason

YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND WOMEN WHEN IT COMES TO SEXUALITY

But you are DISTURBINGLY comfortable asking other men about their masturbation and their penis.

Like I said.....
The first generation of asexual young adult human males in history

somebody sprayed your parents with a chemical

>>938694518

nothing comes out of your fingertips without first coming out of your brain

So it's less than Freudian you'd mention psychiatric medications

I guess you have a little experience with them?

>>938694582
Well alrighty then.

>>938694518

I'm not joking at all.........

I'm fairly certain back in the '90s the government did some kind of experimentation on It's citizens

And that's why all of you guys were born without penises

well, You have a vestigial appendage

But it's not like you're ever going to use it at least not with a female

You're too busy playing video games and asking other guys to jack off with you

You're too busy transitioning from asexuality into full-blown homosexuality

>>938694612
you were the first generation to take SSRI's en masse

you were the first generation to get AIDS

you are depressed, sex obsessed, degenerate freaks

>>938694646

It's true......

Never before in the history of the human race has there been an entire generation of asexual young adult males

If you can come up with a reason
(It's some kind of chemical exposure the parents received, coupled with the video game sissy boy thing) I'd like to hear your explanation for this bizarre phenomenon

Rip SkyKing .

>>938694663

I've never been depressed in my life
Not even when my mother died

've never taken an SSRI

And what you perceive as sexually obsessed is simply called "being an adult heterosexual"

But how would you know?

to you, The idea of being actively heterosexual seems like some kind of alien concept

some kind of horrifying abstract nightmare for you

You're much more comfortable with a video game controller in your hand

sissy boy

effeminate little sissy boy

what video game are you playing this week?

overwatch?.... call of duty?... Candy crush?

You've got the infantile little girl routine down pat... It's a shame you never tried to develop your adult male routine....

But you'd make a very convincing little girl

>>938694663

You should seriously consider getting a job being a little girl

I'm not sure if anybody's hiring

but I'm sure if you look long enough
and went to the right kind of 'nightclub'
you'll find plenty of men who would enjoy your role as a little girl

You're really good at it

and soon, you'll find a man who will turn that little girl into a WOMAN

>>938694663

I promise once some guy starts fucking you in the ass like the woman you truly are

you'll become sexually obsessed as well

But until that day arises
YOU LITERALLY SERVE NO PURPOSE

You aren't going to reproduce
So that means you are a cancer to the human race

also, we can tell he is on some substance, making him erratic like this and posting paragraphs in this thread for hours straight. likely cocaine, or meth.. this is a dangerous individual, to himself and others

This guy is 60+ btw, arguing with zoomers about how much sex they're having and thinking about their cocks. Someone should check his hard drive. Definitely a trump voter and possible pedo

>>938694894
Kinky.

>>938694902

LOL YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW JUST AS LITTLE ABOUT DRUGS AS YOU DO ABOUT VAGINAS

YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH EITHER TOPIC

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

But that doesn't stop you from
PRETENDING....
does it, sissy boy?

That doesn't stop you from pretending to know what you're talking about

too bad you never expected anybody to call you out on it

You never thought anybody would read your words and be able to vivisect them

prove that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

I've already made a fool out of you like seven or eight times tonight

But you keep doubling down
And I keep making a fool out of you again
and again
and again
and again......

You're terrible at this

>>938694980
Shhh, I'm looking for the clitoris.

>>938694949

The day you have seen a vagina in real life.....

That's the day youll be considered a man

until that day comes
KEEP PLAYING YOUR EFFEMINATE LITTLE VIDEO GAMES, SISSYBOY

too bad there's no cheat code to vaginas

because without a cheat code you've got nothing

lol @ You being afraid of women

>>938694791
>>938694852
>>938694894
Damn, wonder what's on this guy's mind? Surely not men dressed in frilly, little girl clothing.

>>938694582
>air force looked at spray to turn enemy gay
damn, nice rhyme

>>938694902

seriously............

EVERY TIME You type something......
It's like a neon sign
flashing and catching everybody's attention

shining a spotlight on the fact
YOU HAVE NO REAL KNOWLEDGE

You're just a never-ending series of tropes and memes and predictable armchair psychoanalysis bullshit

But you have no real knowledge
you have no real experience
So you spend your time
PRETENDING

(You should at least plan on people realizing you have no knowledge, and at least learn one or two little details to make it seem like you have a little bit of real knowledge)

You're a fucking amateur

at best

>>938694902

lol @ your sheltered, coddled, isolated life of inexperience....

hahahahaha

literally... I'm the same level as a 7-year-old boy

>>938694902

The only difference between you and the average 7-year-old boy is:

The 7-year-old is much more likely to get laid than you are

because 7-year-olds aren't terrified of women

>>938695199
Meds. Dubs. But the meds are more important. Take your meds. Now.

>>938695199
Is it coke or meth? You can get help and stop this addiction. But you need to be honest first.

>>938695223
Damn it, anon. You should've gotten trips, now he'll never take his meds

yep......

like I said: AEXUAL MUTANTS

with ZERO genetic instinctual urge to bang as many hot girls as possible

The first generation of young adult male humans in history to lack this key essential ingredient to the survival of our species

continually justifying their lack of sexuality with weird comments about "Life doesn't revolve around sex"

when I was 16, I was already living with a registered nurse as man and wife...

I got all my things out of my parents house because I was in a hardcore sexual relationship with a beautiful brilliant woman

by the time I was 25 , over 700 women

well over 700 in 9 years

HOW OLD ARE YOU, MUTANT?

>>938695251
Amber lamps. I'll track his IP and we'll run him in on a 5150.

>>938695223

lol This is the park where I make a fool out of you once again

because YOU'VE NEVER STUDIED INTERNAL MEDICINE OR PHARMACOLOGY

You are incapable of holding an intelligent conversation regarding either topic

exactly which medication would you recommend, DR GAMING CHAIR?

what is the mechanism of action?

what are the contraindications?

AND EXACTLY WHAT CONDITION ARE YOU TRYING TO TREAT WITH THIS RECOMMENDED MEDICATION OF YOURS?

(see???.. You could look a lot less stupid if you actually learned a little bit here and there... That way it wouldn't be so easy to make such a fool out of you)

You are an EFFEMINATE PRETENDER

>>938695223

You literally know NOTHING about internal medicine, whatsoever....

Not even the most trivial medical knowledge

same goes for pharmacology

You don't know jack shit about pharmacology

You've been too busy playing video games

You've been too busy watching anime like a little girl

You haven't had time for a real education

But that never stopped you from
PRETENDING.......

I'm afraid you can't pretend your way out of this

how many times have I made a fool out of you so far tonight?

was that nine?
or was that 10 times?

>>938695317
I ran the calculations
if true, this means you fucked a different woman every 4-5 days on average for those 9 years.
Have you consistently used protection, anon?
It's a lot of times for bad shit to happen like one or ten STDs.

>>938695373
>EFFEMINATE PRETENDER
How did you know my gamertag? Zack? Is that you?

Nothing funnier than a low testosterone old man acting tough behind a screen.
Speak like that to me, a man in his prime and you'll wake up in a hospital bed. And I mean that with 100%.

>>938695459
He said out loud to no one in particular. ;)

>>938695350
>track his IP

pretending that you're a hacker?

You couldn't determine my IP address if your life depended on it..

You're just an incompetent, IMPOTENT, talentless little child... and mommy bought you a computer...

But that doesn't make you a hacker

I'll give you $1,500 money wire transfer If you can correctly post my IP address

HAHAHAHAHA

by the way, I live at 3481 Lakeside Dr NE, Atlanta, GA 30326 you stupid talentless scared little effeminate bitch who's never seen a vagina...

and Never will at this rate

'The intimidating pretend hacker"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>938691492 (OP)
I like to think he's still up there.

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
of sun-split clouds,—and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of—wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there,
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air ....

Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or even eagle flew—
And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.

>>938695459

I went to a Georgia state prison for aggravated assault

I hospitalized a guy half my age and twice my size

AGAIN: YOU CANT FUCK
AND YOU CANT FIGHT

you're a toddler

But that was your choice... You continue making that same decision every morning

>>938695350
Rest in peace to you and all of the other greats who have gone before me.

>>938695459
>And I mean that with 100%

So you struggle to construct a coherent statement?

You can't fuck
You can't fight
And you can't even construct a coherent sentence

got it....

I'm glad to see the computers working out for you

You're making a lot of progress

>>938695610
>Georgia state prison for aggravated assault

So you're an emotional toddler whose emotions overcome reason to the point that you got locked away with niggers. That's nothing to brag about.

>>938695459
Nothing funnier than an internet tough guy talking shit to another internet tough guy, both of you being fat retards who'd probably be in a retarded slap fight until you were panting so hard after about 30 seconds that you couldn't continue.

>>938695559
That poem is garbage

and poetry is EFFEMINATE

you just made yourself seem so gay when you copied and pasted that effeminate poem

So instead of trying to find a girlfriend
You spend your nights copying and pasting poetry?

HAHAHAHA that's adorable, cream puff

(I'm actually surprised you don't type with a lisp)

>>938695738
>Retarded faggot ranting
You keep acting like a little bitch, you're gonna get slapped like a little bitch, fatso.

>>938695660

actually a 21 year old country boy punched my wife in the face

so I put him in the hospital

(something you're incapable of doing)

You wouldn't be man enough
You would stand there like a girl
hoping he didn't punch you next

And that's one of the many reasons women don't like you

you're afraid

>>938695797
>Blathers on how he's little more than a nigger who got locked up
Yeah, so you're a stupid motherfucker who can't control himself. How many dicks did you suck while you were in prison? 2 to 3 dozen, at a minimum. You were the community bike of the cell block, specializing in nigger dick.

>>938695713
actually, here's me and Aaron Paul
The actor who played Jesse on breaking bad

I painted an Elvis portrait for him
(his mother named him after Elvis Aaron Presley)

>>938695861
Wow, thats a whole lot of cock.

>>938695861

isn't it funny now it's always little cowards like you who insist people in prison are gay

It seems to be some kind of prerequisite fantasy in your head

The idiotic notion that people get raped in prison

hahahahaha
bullshit... That's a fucking myth
And it's only entertained by little effeminate sissies like you

weak scared little boys

with no experience

>>938695920
>that's a fucking myth
Lol, look up Fleece Johnson, anon. AKA, the Booty Warrior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDJ_tXQTM-g

>>938695861

you're a COWARD

who has NEVER defended a woman

YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT

I'm not talking about a pillow fight with your little brother, you feminine weak little bitch

again: YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A FISTFIGHT

NEVER

Not even once....
You don't know how
You're terrified
You have no experience in the topic
absolutely none

as always, everything about your existence hovers at the same level as the average 7-year-old boy

>>938695920
>Internet tough guy calling other people a coward
kek
Nigger, you already fucked up your story. People don't go to prison for defending their wife after someone punched them.
You'll need to come up with a better one, fatso. Your retarded larp is fake and guy, but you still sucked all that dick.

>>938695976

unlike you.... I don't rely on googling or YouTubing things

because I haven't lived a sheltered isolated life in mommy's spare bedroom like you're doing (Even though you're technically an adult)

nope .. I've been to prison
and they DONT rape people
why would they, idiot?

there's plenty of young weak effeminate faggots like you that end up in there

guys like you give it out for free
nobody has to rape them

In prison, homosexuals are referred to as SISSIES

I suppose you didn't realize that's why I've been calling you A COWARDLY SISSY This entire time?

I'm suggesting you are a weak homosexual

And nobody would have to beat you up to make you suck their dick

you'd do it WILLINGLY In fact, It's the most mathematically probable way you'll ever have sex with another man's dick in your mouth

>>938695991
Your desperate attempt to keep the LARP going is pretty cute, but you've been too dumb so far to keep your story straight.

>>938696094
Wow this fruit loop is still ranting and raving.

>>938695995

oh, but I ABSOLUTELY INDEED DID....

which once again shows you know nothing

So you PRETEND TO KNOW

lol
You couldn't be any more mistaken you stupid naive inexperienced sheltered effeminate CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL SISSY BOY

You actually think the legal system works the way it's supposed to?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You're so fucking stupid
That's because you're so inexperienced
You are stupid as fuck
because you're inexperienced as fuck

lol
You sitting in your stupid little chair
facing your lonely little computer
and pretending like you're some kind of experienced 'expert'

what have we learned today?
that you have never studied psychology
... and you have never studied internal medicine
.... and you have never studied pharmacology

..... and you have never studied the criminal justice system

we learned you can't fuck
we learned you can't fight
and you can't even pretend your way out of a conversation

YOU ARE MORE LIKE A 7-YEAR-OLD GIRL THAN YOU ARE A 7-YEAR-OLD BOY

>>938696176
Likely some fat retard who hasn't left his mom's basement in a month and hasn't even caught the lingering scent of a pussy in a couple of decades.

>>938696176

Go play a video game

It's the only thing you're capable of doing

nobody will let you do anything adult

So go play another video game

You effeminate little bitch

>>938696199
>TL;DR retardation
If you were funny or entertaining I might have read that. But you're just retarded and you've repeatedly fucked up your story.
At least you tried, fatass.

>>938696218

...... isays the WEAK, IMPOTENT, LONELY MASTURBATING UNEMPLOYED MOOCH

from his mother's spare bedroom

You obviously don't have a job
which means you live with your mommy see how easy that was?

SPEAKING OF WHICH:
I'm going to sleep now

I inadvertently just woke my wife up

goodnight ASEXUAL MUTANTS WITH NO REAL KNOWLEDGE OR LIFE EXPERIENCE

>>938696247
as ALL FOUR BILLION WOMEN ON PLANET EARTH HAVE MADE PERFECTLY CLEAR,:

nobody gives a fuck what you read or don't read. You quite literally don't matter to anybody

Even your mother stopped listening to you a long time ago

You're nothing more than a parasite

a weak soft inexperienced effeminate UNEMPLOYED broke parasite attached to your mother

You quite literally don't matter to anybody

>>938696247

You remind me of a proglottid

........ are you even intelligent enough to know what a proglottid is? a0yggs

>>938695350

see sissy?.......

I told you you couldn't hack somebody's IP if your life depended on it

You little boys are all the same
PRETENDERS

none of you have any experience
because you've been too busy pretending

You impotent mooch

>>938696247

there are well over 4 billion women on earth

Not even ONE fat ugly desperate woman considers you man enough

GOODNIGHT, EFFEMINATE ASEXUAL UNEMPLOYED GAMING CHAIR SISSY BOYS

>>938696361
>>938696408
>>938696448
>>938696482
Didn't read any of it, but it's pretty obvious that what I said got the retard worked up.
kek

>>938696408
>You'll never reproduce

>>938696513

lol

RULE NUMBER ONE:
The victim will always pretend to be the victimizer


by the way, in Georgia, aggravated assault is the same thing as attempted murder

Just thought you'd like to know that

INEXPERIENCED LITTLE CREAM PUFF

Good night, Sally Boy
Your mother can hear the floor squeak when you masturbate at night

And she knows why you take needlessly long showers

GOOD NIGHT LITTLE GIRL

>>938696513
Right?? I aint readin all that shit either. LMAO!!!!

>>938696508
Oh come on, aspie. One more paragraph?

>>938696580

lol I'll be sure to tell my children what you said

they'll get a big kick out of it

Good night Sally Boy
Do the dishes for your mother tomorrow
You lazy piece of shit
You can't contribute any money to help her

The least you could do is clean up after yourself

YOU IMPOTENT WEAK CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL

(I single-handedly made a fool out of ALL OF YOU)

without even breaking a sweat

>>938696595
>I'm not reading it

That's fine with me
That means YOU'RE The only one who's unaware how badly I made a fool out of you

everybody else is aware

everybody else knows I just made a fucking fool out of you again

So I don't blame you for not reading it
considering what a coward you are

lol
(running and hiding is your specialty)

I literally ran circles around ALL OF YOU

You guys never stood a chance

You assumed you could simply pretend like always, And nobody would notice

how did that work out for you tonight?

>>938691589
Irony of this post lol

>>938696738
>>938696741

LOL @ YOU GUYS NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER waking up next to a naked woman

NEVER.....

Good night, ASEXUAL SISSIES

>>938696738

lonely masturbating UNEMPLOYED parasite

Sweet dreams, PARASITE

>>938696774
Bye aspie weirdo.

>>938696807

It's not surprising you would consider heterosexuality to be weird

(and obviously you're unaware how effeminate you appear when you type the word "aspie"... You're literally like a little girl... Not joking... You have all the masculinity of a 9-year-old girl)

adios creampuff

>>938696847
kbye.

I bitch slapped ALL OF YOU

.......... MULTIPLE TIMES

lol

hahahaha

And there wasn't a goddamn thing you could do about it

kek, this retard having a meltdown is hilarious.

>>938696847
I ain't even reading your posts you are insecure and annoying

>>938697295
You just have to realize he's an incel fatass larping as a tough guy.

>>938696847
Someday I hope to touch a boob.

>>938697386
I'll never forget him, the way he took the Ls of You
Tube comments, the endless hours of content he uploaded to You
Tube for free, his constant stream of 'today I will fuck your mother' tweets, his relentlessly positive attitude for all the bullshit life decided to throw his way.

>>938698705
Yeah, that level or rage is a rarety. Not like the old days, though. He raged in a few other threads too. Funny guy.

>>938696851

>>938693077
>77
>700 women
>Confirmed
>Has chlamydia

>>938695317
Access to more genetic diversity speeds up the selective evolutionary progress before the great culling of the useless eaters.

>>938699162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHblfTkF0q0

>>938699214
Cool story, rabbi.

>>938691492 (OP)
I do that too. It's nice to know I'm not the only one

>>938691492 (OP)
RIP