Thread 938705898

You walk into the room and see this. What do you do?

>>938705898 (OP)
I'd immediately scan the room for any threats. If Spider Man has been incapacitated, then Dr. Octopus or The Green Goblin are the likely culprits.
If I see one of them in the room, I would run back into the living room where I keep a home-defense shotgun. I would then come back into the room and dispatch the thread under the protection of the Castle Doctrine.
If no threat is detected after a thorough sweep, I would call the authorities to report the incident. I'd probably also fuck Spider Man in the butt just a little before taking off his binds.

>>938705898 (OP)
I tell Spiderman to go make up with MJ already, because he can't keep showing up in my bed begging for my dick just because he misses her pegging him.
It's selfish of him and not fair to me emotionally.

>>938705898 (OP)
Make his dick go meatspin as fuck

>>938705898 (OP)
Seems dude

>>938705898 (OP)
take off the suit

You guys are terrible.