Thread 938712497

Attention Christians and atheists and all non-believers.
Moderators, let there be a treaty between us.
Please don't delete this message till the appointed date comes.

It's on the feast of trumpets, Rosh Hashanah, also known as the day or hour no one knows, the hidden day, celebrated for two days because of the difficulty of determining the date of the new moon.
Same day as the UN summit where there will be a 7 year peace treaty, Daniel's 2550 days of tribulation exactly till September 15, 2032, Yom Kippur, day of atonement.
This pattern of 2550 days between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur has never happened before Israel became a nation.
Six times after it did, this year will be the 7th.

Psalm 90:10
>The length of our days is seventy years, or eighty, if we are strong.
Israel is now 77 years since it became a nation.
Jacob, after completing the two 7 years promise was 84 years old. Israel will be 84 on 2032 AD.

2 Peter 3:8
>With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day.
Jesus Christ makes an appearance every two thousands years, also like a day.
From Adam to Abraham, in person, with His glory.
As He rose on the literal third day, Jesus Christ's third coming will also be on the third day, 2032 (32 AD when He entered Jerusalem), under both the context of 1 thousand and 2 thousand years being a day.
Take away the 7 years of tribulation, we are on 2025.


1 Thessalonians 5:4
>But you, brethren, are not in darkness, so that this Day should overtake you as a thief.
Amos 3:7
>Surely the Lord GOD does nothing, Unless He reveals His secret to His servants the prophets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1uk2z7jGdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krrdv-KNp0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej_WqwAQ2bQ

The timeline has never been perfect until now and with prophecies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE-XX0Ey9Xo

To all unbelievers, don't be discouraged, read the parable of the workers in the vineyard.
Get baptized and fast. Crucify yourself.

For the non-chalant folks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5vgWEGENoI
>All they had to do was listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1yBmcexobs
>They were fine with going to hell.

is judgement day the one where all the niggers start tonguing my anus?
no... wait...
That's Tuesday!

>>938712497 (OP)
I honestly have started to think the end of days is near as well. There’s just so many insane anomalies occurring simultaneously and things get not just worse daily, but insanely plunging spiral worse. The world is past on fire, there is no description for the current state of humanity. I think the end of days is very near, by the end of 2025. Wouldn’t be surprised if Christmas Day 2025 the world ends

>>938713064
>*licks finger and checks wind direction*
hmmm... yep. End is near. I can tell by the way it is mmmhhm...

>>938712497 (OP)
Think you'll make the list op?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

>>938714031
Never heard of them.
Except for 2012 which wasn't even Christian.

>>938714104
Like, where actually are they?

>>938714230
Welcome to the internet.

We shall see..

>>938712497 (OP)
>the day or hour no one knows
except OP because he's "special"

>>938716805
It's an idiom for the feast of trumpets and it doesn't specify the day or the hour, because again, it's the day or hour no one knows.

>>938712497 (OP)
I'm busy on those dates, so Satan will have to wait for his ass kicking

>>938717203
but you've got in narrowed down to just two days in September this year?
Aren't you special?

So when your prediction fails to come true will you backpedal and redo the math or stop believing in fairy tales?

>>938717640
>but you've got in narrowed down to just two days in September this year?
Yes.
>Aren't you special?
I'm not the one who discovered it all.
>>938717675
Not enough information to speculate that hypothetical.

>>938717788
>Over the last 2000+ years (>17.5 million hours), I've got it nailed down to 48 hours

>>938717960
Not even god can trick OP

>>938717960
>Unironically mentions 2000 years as if that's not the gist of the argument.

>>938714031
2000 years of any day now.

oh no how terrible (?)
what happens after that? is it all thrown in the pit?
or does nothing happen again and it turns out it's just humans being a fucked up stupid animal making shit up to excuse homocide?

>>938717788
>Not enough information to speculate that hypothetical

Yes you do lol, you just dont want to think about the possibility that you're wrong.
Being afraid or unable to engage in hypotheticals has gotta be the number 1 symptom of bible brain rot.

>>938718677
>or does nothing happen again and it turns out it's just humans being a fucked up stupid animal making shit up to excuse homocide?

Don't forget rape, genocide, pedofilla, etc

>>938719430
lmao oh yeah. there's definitely a higher being that descended onto our planet as one of us and we definitely don't have to worry about the burning hot guilt in the back of our brains when we behave in vile and hateful ways because the higher being actually let itself get murdered so we could all keep acting like wretches

>>938719779
No no silly, it sacrificed itself (or its son) to itself to create a loophole in the rules it created to allow its creation to escape punishment from itself.

Makes total sense!

>>938719779
>wretch
>has "Amazing Grace" on loop

>>938720177
Look at it this way, Jesus is a player avatar that is a representation of God in the the game (universe).
The father = the programmer, the son = player avatar, the holy spirit = the game the programmer wrote.

>>938721014
And that accomplishes what?

>>938721599
The creator gets to experience his creation from inside with the limitations of his creation.

>>938721623
Oh okay, I had assumed you were trying to make Christianity make sense.

>>938721623
>limitations of his creation.
god has limitations?
Blasphemer!

>>938722194
Now read what I wrote again slowly and carefully. Maybe you'll get it.

>>938712497 (OP)
Sorry to break it to you but your kike doesn’t exist.

>>938722757
>the limitations of his creation.
I get it
you're a blasphemer

>>938721623
your god isn't omniscient and omnipotent?
grade B god
you should upgrade

>>938712497 (OP)
>Please don't delete this message till the appointed date comes.
>thinking threads can survive for an entire month on /b/
First day?

>>938721623
Well its neat that god took a little field trip but how about he just fix the thing instead?

end of the world can fuck off i saved up days all year to go on vacation on the 23th, let me have my peace then go ahead

>>938712497 (OP)
the Book of Daniel was written in the 2nd century B.C.E. about the events of the day; it wasn't a prophecy of the end times, though plenty of ignorant Christians believe it is
the "abomination that causes desolation" in Daniel was the desecration of the Jerusalem temple that was done by Antiochus IV Epiphanes
666 in Revelation was a reference, in Hebrew gematria, to Nero Caesar, not some future antichrist
Jesus predicted that the world would end in his time, and so did Paul; clearly, it didn't, but Christians have come up with all sorts of copes to try to say that they weren't *really* mistaken, we're just misunderstanding their meaning
but, as Schweitzer concluded in his study of the life of Jesus, Jesus was not the son of God, or God in the flesh, but a failed apocalyptic preacher who was executed by the Romans for insurrection
most people know Schweitzer as a doctor and humanitarian who worked in Africa, but fewer know that before he went into medicine, he was a theologian
his study of Jesus broke his faith, and he decided that the best way to help people was giving them medicine instead of hokum from the misremembered sayings and doings of a long-dead Jewish preacher, who is not coming back
so, no, there will be no 2nd coming, no rapture, no armageddon
don't quit your day job, because you'll still be here paying bills in October

When will Marijuana be legalized on the federal level? Listen for the shot heard round the world. The poor child. They will be set against one another, the young and the old. Give us all for we are the future. The Great War - prepare

Best thread on >>>/b/ right now.

>>938725785
>his study of Jesus broke his faith

Many such cases, why most Christians refuse to study their beliefs

>>938727043
it's true
it's hard to find out that most scholars of the Bible and Judeo-Christianity (even many of the ones who still have a faith commitment) agree that several of the "Pauline epistles" weren't actually written by Paul, that the gospels were by anonymous authors decades after Jesus' death, not eyewitness accounts from the apostles, that the whole virgin birth narrative arose because the gospel authors were using a poorly-translated passage from the Septuagint instead of the original Hebrew text, etc., and keep your faith
that's not even getting into the fact that the Israelites were originally polytheists, then monolatrists for centuries before becoming monotheists, and that their conception of God is actually a merger of several Cannanite or other ancient near eastern deities, El, El Elyon, and YHWH
they also used to worship YHWH's wife, Asherah

>>938727324
I was moreso concerned with how readily Christians lie about it, though most out of willful ignorance

>>938712497 (OP)
is it time for some kino? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QynNpzqYt0Y&t=928s are you actually going to gfo public with this shit and stand on the street or hide like every other prediction nigger

Matthew 24:36
But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

>>938712497 (OP)
Okay, but how do I give myself to God? I genuinely don't know. I sometimes think I fear God more than I can know or understand him. It makes me feel guilty.

>>938712497 (OP)
According to this asshole the rapture already occurred but it wasn't very disruptive. Will your rapture be bigger?

>>938728693
Grow up