Thread 938723020

Funny bread dog being silly lol. (I am a depressed guy)

>>938723020 (OP)
I kicked my dog in the head as hard as I could when I got pissed off. And it came back to me wagging its tail like I hurt it. I got so fucking angry I picked it up and threw it at my grandma who was sleeping on the couch.

>>938723020 (OP)
A good pup. Have another one, friend.

>>938723131
don't listen to this guy he's lying for funsies

>>938723137
Very cute. Dog seems to be loved by his owners. I love animals

>>938723137
That dog is getting sexual pleasure from that. Imagine a dog was holding YOU and cradling YOU. You’d get so fucking erect. Imagine it put its sphincter to your face and sat down while panting. And you started licking the poo from its ass. Imagine it bent over and looked back at you making fuck me eyes. That would be unwise to insert your cock into a dogs vagina. Plunging deeply into a dogs vagina and trying to make it cum wouldn’t be a good idea.

>>938723257
Same, bro. Animals rock.

>>938723442
These webms are low-key making me feel a bit better. Ty

>>938723442
All those animals have been eaten by now. Chinks arent human. Or theyre just really poor and cant afford a Big Mac. I got a Big Mac meal last night and it was so fucking delectable as fuck. Hmm what should I eat tonight? I got lots of stuff dude I had an apple this morning and and some bread with it. I toasted the bread with butter and jam. Fucking ate some yogurt too with that. I dont know what im gonna go for tonight. I cant just keep eating everything on the menu from mcdonalds. Maybe I’ll go buy from the grocery store. Maybe I will. What could I buy that I dont have to cook? Im not really that hungry yet, but my stomachs rumbling a bit I could go for some food I guess. Sushi is kinda shit actually that’s like tuna and rice. I dont really want another Big Mac. Something different. Im not sure, im gonna think about it. Actually pasta could be fucking incredible I got a killer pasta joint but im not allowed to eat in there anymore, but I can order delivery still. Yeah that’s what im gonna do.

>>938723594
Happy to help, my friend.