Thread 938730563

It seems like whenever I buy a plant, it dies despite taking care of it.

>>938730563 (OP)
Indoor or outdoor?
Do you look up how to care for it?
Are you watering to too much or too little?
Give some information, man!!

>>938730712
It was a Basil. I had it for a week and the fucking faggot died on me. Had a couple of Agaves before and they also fucking gave up the ghost.

>>938730563 (OP)
are you taking care of it?

>>938730904
it's because i jizz in their soil when you're not around. i won't do it next time.

>>938730563 (OP)
Even a succulent?

>>938731905
I have never had one of those.

You're a retarded nigger if you can't keep a plant alive. Is the soil dry as fuck? Water it. Is the soil wet as fuck? Stop watering it. That's literally it. You just look at it every fucking day and ask those two questions that's literally it and once you're really good you can get that down to only one question God damn are you a fucking retard

>>938730904
Basil is fairly easy. Just needs lots of sunlight really. Are you watering too much? If the roots stay wet 24/7 they will rot.

>>938730904
get some starter plants. anything sold as 'office plants' for indoors, they can survive being watered once a week and require barely any fertilizer or sun.
>but I want something useful
depends on sunlight. mint is a fucking weed in the semi shade, rosemary is difficult to kill if you have more sun
go for natives if you're out of other ideas - shit thats adapted to survive in your soil, climate, and rainfall tends to do well

>>938732065
It's already dead.

>>938732164
Thanks.

>>938730563 (OP)
Buy some bottom of the barrel shag ass weed like 5 or ten, 15 dollars, maybe pool some money with a bro get like a 20 dollar sack. It literally grows like a weed. Throw that shit in clay it's gonna fucking work. Winter seasons, it still sprouts if it's around 60-70 degrees. It's one of the hardiest of plants people use to harvest it for things other than smoking. You;ll be like holy shit it's working. and it grows. and you won't panic and try to dry or smoke it. Otherwise if you're planting outside you'll have to figure out how much of a bastard everyone else you live around is and they'll probably make friends or sell their property because they're assholes. An outside plant garden is so much more difficult even if you weed it constantly.

>>938730563 (OP)
Get a BBC in your ass plant

>>938732316
Jerry Seinfeld.

>>938732367
I live in an apartment

>>938732591
Plants die in the presence of subhumans.

>>938732367
I mean even if it's below 20 or 30 outside and you don't have a power outage as long as you put this thing near sunlight, it'll sprout. Just don't try and sell the shit or give it away to your friends or they'll think you're cutting into their territory. If they want to go on a quest to find a nickle or dime bag, or get all fancy for a what you call it anymore. You're on a quest to find that with them.

>>938732628
Is it possible to grow things inside your asshole? Like maybe some asparagus or ginger root or mint?

>>938732591
>apartment
then buy low-light plants or get grow lights. basil needs sun.

>>938732739
I don't know, how big of a fag are you could you go vegan grow things you could want to put in my asshole and then your mouth?