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Anonymous No.938731507 >>938731509 >>938731510 >>938731514 >>938731516 >>938731517 >>938731520 >>938731521 >>938731549 >>938731558 >>938731588 >>938731593 >>938731598 >>938731602 >>938733002 >>938733371
/tv/ webm thread
Anonymous No.938731508 >>938732271
Anonymous No.938731509
>>938731507 (OP)
What event was this taken from?
Anonymous No.938731510 >>938731512 >>938731515 >>938731523 >>938731537 >>938731541 >>938731566 >>938731587 >>938731607
>>938731507 (OP)
how do I not be this guy?
Anonymous No.938731511 >>938731583 >>938731605 >>938733452
>the webm that united /tv/.
Anonymous No.938731512 >>938731566
>>938731510
Pick a better time to put your arm around a girl and don't do the yawn bullshit just do it. They like it
Anonymous No.938731513 >>938731557
Anonymous No.938731514
>>938731507 (OP)
someone post the seat sniffer or the awkward kid trying to move past a projector, i laugh everytime
Anonymous No.938731515
>>938731510
Don't try.
Don't do.
Don't feel.
Anonymous No.938731516
>>938731507 (OP)
These people are gross.
Anonymous No.938731517 >>938733618
>>938731507 (OP)
Oh my fucking god.
Anonymous No.938731518 >>938731567 >>938731596 >>938731619 >>938733335
Anonymous No.938731519 >>938731524 >>938731525
if i ever go to one of these events, i am going to assume everything is recorded and stay as still as possible the entire time.
Anonymous No.938731520 >>938731522 >>938731550 >>938731590
>>938731507 (OP)
Anonymous No.938731521 >>938731527
>>938731507 (OP)
He doesn't sniff the seat, he literally just picks something up between the seats, but he's so fat that he had to take a knee to do so
Anonymous No.938731522 >>938731526 >>938731534
>>938731520
what is he doing
Anonymous No.938731523
>>938731510
Learn to take the L. He gave it a valiant effort, but ultimately sold the rib. Understand this shit WILL happen and try not to let it drain your soul. The word "stoicism" has been beaten into the ground by autists, but if you learn proper stoicism, you'll be ok.
Anonymous No.938731524
>>938731519
Then you'll become a meme like everyone else, the truth is you should sitmaxx as much as possible, none of these faggoty nerds will stop you.
Anonymous No.938731525 >>938731528 >>938731529 >>938731530 >>938731531 >>938731533 >>938731548 >>938731573 >>938732393 >>938732455
>>938731519
>
Anonymous No.938731526
>>938731522
his best George McFly.
Anonymous No.938731527
>>938731521
Fucking schizo what are you talking about?
Anonymous No.938731528 >>938731532
>>938731525
was he doing the Crash Bandicoot thing?
Anonymous No.938731529 >>938731535 >>938731561
>>938731525
I dont understand this one. Wtf is he doing
Anonymous No.938731530
>>938731525
I still don't get why he did all that instead of just walking away like the guy right next to him did
Anonymous No.938731531
>>938731525
should have put that guy's bike helmet on and charged through, retardmaxxed.
Anonymous No.938731532
>>938731528
don't try to decode the autistic mind
you will fail
Anonymous No.938731533
>>938731525
me when I come out of the cave at family gatherings
Anonymous No.938731534 >>938731555 >>938731562 >>938733642
>>938731522
A donation comment requested him to do a dab and it seems he has no idea what a dab really is.
Anonymous No.938731535
>>938731529
reliving the war.
Anonymous No.938731536 >>938731539
these speedrunning/video game events are like a giant tard wrangling convention. i kind of want to go to one but im scared of getting beat up by a transvestite
Anonymous No.938731537 >>938731543
>>938731510
Lose weight, work out, cut and wash your hair, dress well, smell good, be funny, educate yourself, gain some basic social skills, don't be lame, don't be desperate, don't be patronising, don't be a jerk unless it's to another jerk, don't assume asian girls are an easier target because you think they have the same low self esteem you do
Anonymous No.938731538
Anonymous No.938731539
>>938731536
I can honestly say there's probably no social event on earth, anywhere, part of any culture, where you're less likely to get your ass beat. I can't imagine being a big enough pussy anyone there could even begin to intimidate you.
Anonymous No.938731540
Post the one where the autist chad deftly denies a troon a seat next to him
Anonymous No.938731541
>>938731510
Look at yourself in the mirror without a shirt on and ask yourself
Anonymous No.938731542 >>938731547 >>938731553 >>938731618 >>938731637
Anonymous No.938731543 >>938731559
>>938731537
i will do this except everything you said and just buy a suit and some shoes so i can sleazemaxx
Anonymous No.938731544 >>938731545 >>938731546 >>938731552 >>938731556 >>938731576 >>938731586 >>938731617 >>938731671 >>938732002
Hey tv whats the most autistic cringe thing you've done in the presence of a female that you were attracted to?
Anonymous No.938731545 >>938731632
>>938731544
i pretended to be a fag so i can talk to a group of girls and stare at their asses and down their shirts during lunch period. no one can beat that
Anonymous No.938731546 >>938731551 >>938731565
>>938731544
pretended i was Polish and knew Polish.
Anonymous No.938731547
>>938731542
Anonymous No.938731548
>>938731525
sperg thinks he's in an anime
Anonymous No.938731549
>>938731507 (OP)
Just being a sub5 and existing is cringe
Anonymous No.938731550
>>938731520
That ape skull mexoid is in no position to say anything
Anonymous No.938731551 >>938731564
>>938731546
How is this cringe? Did it work?
Anonymous No.938731552
>>938731544
nice try im NOT writing any memoires
Anonymous No.938731553
>>938731542
Anonymous No.938731554
>ywn experience this on a kinoplex in your lifetime
Anonymous No.938731555
>>938731534
Lmfao
Anonymous No.938731556 >>938731572 >>938731604
>>938731544
Blurted out 'I love you' accidentally and tried to pass it off as something else at the end of a first date where we went back to her place but I missed all the signs that she wanted to fuck and instead I awkwardly sat on the bed and talked til 6am before seeing me out

Well over a decade ago now but I still feel a part of my soul disintegrate everytime I recall it
Anonymous No.938731557 >>938733601 >>938734216
>>938731513
What show is this lol
Anonymous No.938731558 >>938731560
>>938731507 (OP)
Does anyone have the autist rejecting the troon at some convention?
Anonymous No.938731559 >>938731563
>>938731543
holy based, don't forget to have a career in entertainment or law
Anonymous No.938731560 >>938731566 >>938731569 >>938731571 >>938731575 >>938731577 >>938731578 >>938731579 >>938731593
>>938731558
Anonymous No.938731561
>>938731529
Trying not to walk in front of the projector but too autistic to act normal
Anonymous No.938731562
>>938731534
I hope this is true
Anonymous No.938731563
>>938731559
i need experience to start up my own private investigation firm? like in my favorite movies
Anonymous No.938731564 >>938731568 >>938731601
>>938731551
it was this whole circuitous thing on a night out, where this girl introduced me under a false name from a fucking fantasy novel (i don't even remember, like Yorg or something). and she was trying to be my 'wingwoman'. so the second this qt grill asked me, 'oh is that Polish?', my friend jumped in with 'YEAH HE'S POLISH.'
>wow cool, what's Polish for 'hello'?
>uh, 'yiska'
>haha "yiska"! yiska.. what's Polish for 'i love you'?
>'nej yoski.'
i was just saying random fucking sounds, but then i basically had to memorise them because for weeks people just assumed i was Polish, with this fake name, including this qt who was into it. never went anywhere. kind of had to back down with 'oh i'm not a native speaker', 'i'm only HALF Polish', and stuff. fuck.
Anonymous No.938731565
>>938731546
holy BASED
Anonymous No.938731566
>>938731512
I think he noticed the camera was on them and tried to do some
β€œOh hype we on kiss cam, better side hug and smile for the audience”
but she just ignored him
>>938731510
Learn from this Chad >>938731560
Anonymous No.938731567
>>938731518
50's noir was so well shot
Anonymous No.938731568 >>938731570
>>938731564
Did you fuck?
Anonymous No.938731569
>>938731560
This guy FUCKS
Anonymous No.938731570 >>938731574 >>938733754
>>938731568
no.
wingwoman girl and i had, she didn't want people to know i was THAT {common name) guy she'd told people about. which is why she decided to make up a fake fantasy-novel name for me.
BPD.
Anonymous No.938731571
>>938731560
based retard
Anonymous No.938731572
>>938731556
>tfw looking back on previous situations I missed my chance with at least 5 women because I thought they were out of my league (they were but they still wanted)
Why was younger me so fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.938731573
>>938731525
buster keaton-esque
Anonymous No.938731574 >>938731581
>>938731570
Was she fat? The wing girl.
Anonymous No.938731575
>>938731560
you know he got superbanned for this
Anonymous No.938731576 >>938731608
>>938731544
i once pulled an unironic "what if we kissed haha" when i was a teenager

needless to say, didnt work
Anonymous No.938731577
>>938731560
Anonymous No.938731578
>>938731560
certified fucking beast
Anonymous No.938731579
>>938731560
holy based
Anonymous No.938731580 >>938731582 >>938731584 >>938731585 >>938732541
Why did he do it?
Anonymous No.938731581
>>938731574
no, she was actually really cute. way out of my league when she and i were together.
and this was the second year of university, we re-met by coincidence, became friends. and as an awkward 19-year-old she basically said she'd help me out, with girls/this specific girl i had a crush on.

i didn't know i was signing up for a whole fucking fake backstory i had to keep up (and then gradually weasel my way out of).
Anonymous No.938731582
>>938731580
because he was reaching for something beneath his seat
Anonymous No.938731583
>>938731511
DILLON!
Anonymous No.938731584
>>938731580
some people try to say he was only grabbing his drink but in truth, he is simply an experienced sniffmaster. he placed that drink there knowing he could get a whiff when he bent down, but alas he flew too close to the sun and he was too obvious, practically smashing his fucking nose into that seat
Anonymous No.938731585 >>938731600
>>938731580
opportunity came a'knockin, his brain and his nose answered
Anonymous No.938731586
>>938731544
My best friend peed his pants to impress my then girlfriend, now wife’s younger sister.
Anonymous No.938731587 >>938731595
>>938731510
pass this test
https://www.clinical-partners.co.uk/for-adults/autism-and-aspergers/adult-autism-test
Anonymous No.938731588 >>938731591 >>938731592
>>938731507 (OP)
>if only you knew how bad things are
Anonymous No.938731589
He is better-looking than her.
Anonymous No.938731590
>>938731520
why do autistic people have absolutely zero control over their motoric capabilities
Anonymous No.938731591
>>938731588
Anonymous No.938731592 >>938731594 >>938731597 >>938731631 >>938731641
>>938731588
very much so
Anonymous No.938731593
>>938731507 (OP)
The virgin sperg
>>938731560
The Chad autist
Anonymous No.938731594
>>938731592
oof
Anonymous No.938731595
>>938731587
Shit I got 10.
Mostly just introvert shit though.
Anonymous No.938731596
>>938731518
Dont fuck with my kitteh, dumbass bitch
Anonymous No.938731597 >>938731641 >>938733850
>>938731592
I want to know what a day in the life of the creature offering his hand to the woman is like. Just to be a fly on the wall and witness his daily comings and goings would be a truly fascinating experience.
Anonymous No.938731598
>>938731507 (OP)
This really isn't that bad. I have seen so much more cringe shit than this.
Anonymous No.938731599 >>938731613 >>938731640
These wembs are years old, before the pandemic old, were there any cringeworthy/funny moments recently? I check the generals on /v/ from time to time and those speedruns seem relatively normal.
Anonymous No.938731600
>>938731585
this
you miss 100% shoots you do not take
Anonymous No.938731601
>>938731564
Haha... imagine if you got into a relationship with a woman with that same fake name and never corrected her and 6 months later she found your passport and confronted you about it and cheated on you the next day lol
Anonymous No.938731602 >>938731611
>>938731507 (OP)
This is actually a /v/ WebM, not a /tv/ WebM, please be aware.
Anonymous No.938731603
Anonymous No.938731604
>>938731556
Damn man. Mine was my oneitis of 10 years finally letting me into her life. We talked for 8 hours and then started making out and went to her bedroom to have sex. Because I had drank roughly 17 to 25 drinks i wasn't able to get hard so I panicked and asked her to be my girlfriend and she immediately got out of bed and put her clothes on. I got black out drunk the next night and called her on the phone and cussed her out for 30 minutes. I then tried to drink myself to death. Woke up in the hospital. Been sober ever since.
Anonymous No.938731605 >>938733858
>>938731511
I've seen this spammed a million times and I'm only now realizing I wasn't supposed to be noticing the race relations playing out.
Anonymous No.938731606
Anonymous No.938731607
>>938731510
>how do I not be this guy?

Can't believe nobody has said this yet, but the answer, like most things in life, is KYP: know your personnel. Also known as check the scouting report, or check the resume. Look at the dude in the webm. He's a fat autist who looks like he doesn't shower every day, and he's in his 30s and it looks like his only hobbies are video games and maybe magic the gathering and Warhammer 40k. This dude is natural pussy repellent for 99% of women in this world. That's neither good or bad; in fact in my opinion they're probably looksmatched, but this is 2025, a fucked up world we live in, and I'm simply telling you how it is. This guy should have KYP: he should know all those things about himself. At this point in his life, he needs to know that he can only attract 1% of women in this world; probably fellow fat smelly autists like himself. If he just KYP, then he'd know not to even bother approaching 99% of women, and certainly to not approach them on camera, and especially not on camera broadcasting to the internet where people will make fun of him until the end of time. What's the best case scenario in his situation? She blushes and he looks like a chad on stream and they start dating and live happily ever after? Low percentage gamble. What's the worst case scenario? He looks like a dipshit and people laugh at him forever, aka the exact thing that happened.

How you avoid being that guy is this: if you look and act like him, do not under any circumstance approach 99% of women in this world for any reason, and certainly don't do it on live stream. Bing bang boom, you've avoided being that guy. Congrats. Harsh? Yes. Hash, but fair.
Anonymous No.938731608
>>938731576
Like this??
Anonymous No.938731609 >>938731612 >>938731639 >>938732887
Anonymous No.938731610
Anonymous No.938731611
>>938731602
Whoa the graphics are great on that vidjya game then
Anonymous No.938731612 >>938731614
>>938731609
that guy is like 3 guys
Anonymous No.938731613 >>938731634
>>938731599
Anonymous No.938731614 >>938731615 >>938731616
>>938731612
Is it worse to be that guy or severely underweight as a man?
Anonymous No.938731615
>>938731614
if you look down and can't see your penis then that's a problem
Anonymous No.938731616
>>938731614
underweight. you can easily put on weight and look great, unlike being this fucking fat you are basically screwed even after losing weight with tons of loose skin and just a fucked up body. its more unhealthy too.
Anonymous No.938731617
>>938731544
I tripped on a curb walking from school, I didn't fall down but I stumbled pretty bad and she covered her mouth trying not to laugh
Anonymous No.938731618
>>938731542
Understandable
Anonymous No.938731619
>>938731518
based
Anonymous No.938731620 >>938731621 >>938731622 >>938731623 >>938731635 >>938731838
Glad to have been here live for this one
Anonymous No.938731621 >>938731628
>>938731620
that's why you play on english you stupid speedrunning faggot
Anonymous No.938731622 >>938731624 >>938731626 >>938731628
>>938731620
i dont get it
Anonymous No.938731623 >>938731627 >>938731628 >>938731629 >>938731630 >>938731633
>>938731620
why the fuck do these troons play the games in japanese to begin with? is there some kind of advantage with that or something?
Anonymous No.938731624 >>938731625
>>938731622
I know a little Japanese. Looks like he quit instead of continued.
Anonymous No.938731625
>>938731624
oh okay
Anonymous No.938731626
>>938731622
I suppose he choose restart game instead of continue cause in japanese
Anonymous No.938731627
>>938731623
yeah, lots of games have faster text speed with other languages which can sometimes be minimal and sometimes can be minutes
Anonymous No.938731628
>>938731622
He game over'd with no save an hour into a three hour run.
>>938731621
>>938731623
The language didn't matter, he had no save, it skips the message to save after each Shine. No one noticed he was on his last life or warned him to play it safe.
Anonymous No.938731629
>>938731623
usually the japanese release is the first one done, so it has the most bugs.
Anonymous No.938731630
>>938731623
The words move faster
Anonymous No.938731631 >>938731641 >>938732698
>>938731592
Now that bitch was just mean, can't even give a handshake ?
Anonymous No.938731632
>>938731545
>pretended
Anonymous No.938731633
>>938731623
Japanese text uses fewer characters so it's faster
Anonymous No.938731634 >>938733903
>>938731613
what
Anonymous No.938731635 >>938731838
>>938731620
This one cannot be truly experienced without sound
https://youtu.be/mRTs0HvUjvI?t=2835
Anonymous No.938731636 >>938733998
These speedruns are getting kinda weird...
Anonymous No.938731637 >>938734251
>>938731542
I've never directly sniffed a seat but at a beach trip I took over the a bed of some hot ass girl i had been flirting with for a week when she bounced. Idk if it was pheromones or what but that basically had me horney and buzzed the whole rest of the trip off her human smell and perfume.
Anonymous No.938731638
https://archive.org/embed/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick2013/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick2013_part038_Megamari_512K.mp4?start=1100

TL NOTE: /jp/ janny = 'meido', because weeaboos.
Anonymous No.938731639 >>938732386
>>938731609
that chair is doing some work
Anonymous No.938731640
>>938731599
I'd really prefer it if you'd just be quiet
Anonymous No.938731641
>>938731592
>>938731597
>>938731631
Was it because covivi?
Anonymous No.938731642
Anonymous No.938731671 >>938732141
>>938731544
A girl I had a crush on tried asking me out in HS. While it could have been a prank, she was part of the photography clique and not super popular so there's a 50/50 change it was legit (in my autistic opinion).

Anyway, I received zero attention from women so I had no idea what to do, she tried asking a couple times to go to different places but I was so autistic I would just say no or ignore her or say I forgot something and excuse myself to the restroom. It got to the point where I would dread seeing her in school and would call out sick just so I could avoid classes with her and spare myself the embarassment. I'm now a 30 yr/old khv.
Anonymous No.938731838
>>938731620
>>938731635
fug ;__; god bless that...person (?) for being positive/encouraging.
Anonymous No.938732002
>>938731544
took a girl I liked on a date at a nature scenic point. I leaned in to kiss her with basically no warning or buildup because I was too autistic to understand how to actually flirt and give subtle hints.

I think it both caught us of guard. and when our lips touched, I immediately pulled back and said "what the fuck" out loud.

it all worked out because later she turned out to be bipolar manic and we had a falling out.
Anonymous No.938732141
>>938731671
Dude this reminds me.. I moved when I was in high-school and my new neighbor was this really fucking ugly girl and we would walk home on the same route and she would try to talk to me and flirt with me so I started taking a way longer route home to avoid her
Anonymous No.938732271
>>938731508
how to get a gf like this
Anonymous No.938732386
>>938731639
I didn't even see the chair
Anonymous No.938732393
>>938731525
i look this autistic to normies, this guy looks straight up retarded to me

autism is such a relative concept
Anonymous No.938732455
>>938731525
This shit makes me so uncomfortable. Like on a level where I actually understand what women mean when they use terms like "ick" to describe their reactions to male behaviors. If I saw a person acting like this, not under the influence of drugs but just because that's ... who they are, then I would absolutely condemn this. Behavior like this is uncanny on a whole new level.
Anonymous No.938732541
>>938731580
I want to bomb this room of people.
Anonymous No.938732698
>>938731631
might be one of those primitive slavs that thinks autism is contagious

in which case it is hard to blame her
Anonymous No.938732887
>>938731609
dude carrying the all the books of speedrunning tactics in his pants
Anonymous No.938733002
>>938731507 (OP)
I want that guy to commit suicide now. Is he still alive? He should be dead from suicide now
Anonymous No.938733335
>>938731518
Based
Anonymous No.938733371 >>938733479
>>938731507 (OP)
Fuck off back to /tv/. Zoomers have ZERO culture
Anonymous No.938733452 >>938733858
>>938731511
What am I supposed to see here?
Anonymous No.938733479 >>938733518
>>938733371
This post was moved from /tv/ to here you underage retard
Anonymous No.938733518
>>938733479
Oh, well I that case you should fuck off to /bant/ for being such a faggit.
Anonymous No.938733601
>>938731557
Something Iceland.
Anonymous No.938733618
>>938731517
Oh my fucking newfag
Anonymous No.938733642
>>938731534
What, good sir, is a dab?
Anonymous No.938733754
>>938731570
>fuck off back to redit you giant fucking homosexual, seriously not sure that ive ever seen blacked out text on 4chan...being honest been here a good while, like the whole time.
Anonymous No.938733809
Yes sir that was the worst accident I ever seen. He thought that Jewish board game would save him.
Anonymous No.938733850
>>938731597
No the fuck it wouldn't, it would be pure suffering because instead of ever improving their lot I life they wallow in misery and youd be stuck witnessing failure for the entire lifespan you had as a fly
Anonymous No.938733858
>>938733452
>>938731605
Tranny walking by
Anonymous No.938733903
>>938731634
This.
Anonymous No.938733998
>>938731636
Lmao, this i exactly what I was hoping the internet would coalesce into. No more borders.
Anonymous No.938734216 >>938734304
>>938731557
28 years later movie. It wasn't bad enough that they fucked their universes internal logic, skipped 28 "months" and the far more interesting premise of how the world managed the rage virus hitting the European mainland, added a bunch of left 4 dead "special" zombies, they ended the movie with this garbage as a sequel teaser.
Anonymous No.938734251
>>938731637
those human smells really get me going too
Anonymous No.938734304
>>938734216
Truly, 28 days was a good concept, 28 weeks as dumb, 28 anything else was bound to be garbage