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Anonymous No.938732317 >>938732437 >>938732497 >>938734950 >>938736408 >>938736448 >>938744091 >>938750101
Stop hurting yourself.
Anonymous No.938732437 >>938740565
>>938732317 (OP)
>some old bitch said porn is da devil
wow I will stop looking at porn now forever
Anonymous No.938732497 >>938734022 >>938740443
>>938732317 (OP)
you know whats 10 times worse for you?
Believing you are on GODS path.
Anonymous No.938734022 >>938736949 >>938741595
>>938732497
Repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. Confess your sins to God and he will forgive you through the sacrifice of his son Jesus Christ.
Anonymous No.938734950 >>938740443
>>938732317 (OP)
You're totally right, I should just do hookups instead. Sodomy of course so there's no chance of unintended pregnancy.

Problem, moralists?
Anonymous No.938736408
>>938732317 (OP)
If there's one thing I've learned from Christianity, it's that everything fun, useful, or worthwhile comes from the devil.
Anonymous No.938736448 >>938740443
>>938732317 (OP)
You know who else is hurting herself by watching porn? MY MOM
Anonymous No.938736949
>>938734022
>Repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
that's what ol' JC said, but it turned out he was wrong
he thought God was going to intervene in human affairs, free the children of Israel from the Romans, and institute justice and righteousness in his kingdom on earth, over which Jesus would rule
but the Romans didn't like him stirring up trouble, so they crucified him, and probably left his body to rot on the cross as a warning to others, until they took it down and buried it in a common grave
his followers had to make sense of their teacher's brutal death, and some of them experienced visions that led them to believe he had been raised from the dead, and that his death and resurrection had transcendent meaning
Paul came along, preaching a very different message from Jesus, and it's notable that the Jesus movement pretty much died out in Judea, but spread among non-jews throughout the Roman empire
decades after Jesus' death, heck, even decades after Paul's death, the gospels were written
they are not eyewitness accounts
Mark was written first, and Matthew and Luke copied from Mark, sometimes word for word, sometimes changing things they didn't like
Matthew and Luke also had material that Mark either didn't have or chose not to use, probably a list of sayings of Jesus that didn't survive independently
John is way out in left field, and probably contains very little historical material
Anonymous No.938740443 >>938742171
>>938732497
>>938734950
>>938736448

Zendaya Funny Moments (boobs here)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ja0CFRQAyA
Anonymous No.938740565
>>938732437
Kek
Anonymous No.938741595
>>938734022
Anonymous No.938742171
>>938740443
it's actually a video of a delusional Orthodox priest misinterpreting history and the sayings of an apocalyptic jewish prophet who absolutely didn't intend to found a new religion
but u do u, boo
Anonymous No.938743161
Eat a bag of dicks, faggot
Anonymous No.938744091 >>938746209
>>938732317 (OP)
Members of all religions can agree that pornography degrades your spiritual faculties.
But remember, porn addicts: change and recovery are always possible. Turn from your evil ways now!
Anonymous No.938746209
>>938744091
Oh? And how is that your job, again?

Hurting myself is a very real, personal, private issue, one that I'd prefer to keep to myself than try to get help, thanks.
Anonymous No.938750101
>>938732317 (OP)
ok