Thread 938742317

One of their dicks in your mouth, the other in your bum. Who do you pick for each hole?

>>938742317 (OP)
I'll take Daddy Putin in my mouth. Diaper Don can use my butthole so I don't have to look at him. Probably won't be able to feel his dick either.

Both men are pedos so neither would be interested in me

>>938742317 (OP)
Libtards think they're so smart! This is a trick question!
A real MAGA Chad knows that you're supposed to hop on a Lazy Susan and alternate between the two!
Checkmate, libtard.

>>938742317 (OP)
No, both in tRUMP

It's weird how Putin is allowed to own western real estate but the average Russian is not. It's weird how Putin is allowed to own western stock options but the average Russian is not. It's weird how Putin is allowed to own western yachts but the average Russian is not. It's weird how Putin is allowed to import western luxuries but the average Russian is not. It's weird how Putin has his own line of vodka and leverages alcoholism against the average Russian as a lever for control.

>>938742317 (OP)
No one will remember the name in the future without Googling that "great" person who made a deal with Hitler. They will only remember the real leaders: the democrat Roosevelt and the conservative Churchill, who did not want any deals with the Schweinehund.

>>938753195
Throwback to when Stalin trusted Hitler so much that Stalin didn't believe his own advisors when they told him Hitler was invading. He had advisors FIRED and EXILED because he trusted Hitler so much. It wasn't until Stalin saw the carnage himself of Operation Barbarossa that he realized Hitler's army had already killed over a hundred thousand Soviets. Stalin would go on to kill more Soviets through holodomor than would die in all of WW2.

And don't forget, Russians think STALIN was the best leader Russia ever had. That entire country is buckbroken, mind controlled, and hopeless. Literally useless humans