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Anonymous No.938753535 >>938753724 >>938753752 >>938753839 >>938753913 >>938754752 >>938755387 >>938755569 >>938756112 >>938756647 >>938756681 >>938757400 >>938757433 >>938757999 >>938758616 >>938760701 >>938762884 >>938768908 >>938770595 >>938771992 >>938772112 >>938772375 >>938772425 >>938775425
Whats yalls reasons for not bevoming muslim?
Anonymous No.938753724 >>938753998
>>938753535 (OP)
In part because a vast majority of Muslims and Muslim territories are barbaric and want to exterminate other cultures
Anonymous No.938753752 >>938754029
>>938753535 (OP)
I Don't need god anymore

the god of love already saved my life
Anonymous No.938753839
>>938753535 (OP)
I can't bevome
Anonymous No.938753913 >>938754104
>>938753535 (OP)
I don't need reasons not to do something. I would need a reason to do something, however.
Anonymous No.938753998 >>938756350 >>938756807 >>938756965
>>938753724
Where did you get this from?
I acknwoledge you said "majority", but even that is wrong.
There are 2 billion muslims world wide, lets say your "majority" is 1.5 billion.

If all these were terrorists, israel wont stand another week. (No really, think about it)

The handful of muslim terrorists you sar are indeed barbaric monsters that islam has nothing to do with them, in fact a bunch of scholars argue they are not even legit Muslims
Anonymous No.938754029 >>938754111
>>938753752
Which one?
Anonymous No.938754104 >>938754687
>>938753913
So, you would kill your mom? There are a bunch of reasons why u wouldnt kill your mom but you said you dont need them, so why not use the handful of reasons that *would* make you kill your mom?
This logic is broken
Anonymous No.938754111 >>938754501
>>938754029
the RULER OF LOVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.938754501 >>938772092
>>938754111
Whats his name bruh
Anonymous No.938754687 >>938755141
>>938754104
If she was trying to kill me because she went insane, yeah, I'd kill my mom.
She's the one that told me that being a parent means being willing to give up the rest of your lifespan to give your child a chance of 5 more minutes.
She, as she is now, would want me to kill her if she were to lose her mind and try to kill me.
But that's basically the only hypothetical reason I'd kill my mom.
Anonymous No.938754752 >>938755166
>>938753535 (OP)
I stopped believing in fairytales a while ago. I highly recommend it.
Anonymous No.938755141 >>938755270
>>938754687
You said you dont reasons *not* to do something.
If you dont care about opposing reasons, then the few weak encouraging reasons should make you do it (early inheretance, more resources, no one on top of your head bossing you)
Anonymous No.938755166 >>938757456
>>938754752
Why you think religion is a fairy tale?
Anonymous No.938755270
>>938755141
Killing someone is doing something. I didn't say any reason would be good enough. If I was of weak enough character to use such retarded justifications for something as abhorrent as taking another human life, I would be unworthy of being human.
Anonymous No.938755346
Muslim is literally an anagram

M Us L im

Which basically means,

We are men. We are losers.
Anonymous No.938755387 >>938755481
>>938753535 (OP)
I refuse to obey any God that would have me kill unbelievers. No matter how annoying the internet atheists get.
Anonymous No.938755481 >>938755529
>>938755387
He can convince you to do stuff really easily dude that’s because of poverty he will just basically say β€œbuddy every guy you kill will save 10 people”. So it’s really the trolly experiment except at the right of the trolly picture if you dont hit the button, theres like another stack of thousands of dudes stuck to the tracks and they just keep multiplying because sex is so easy.
Anonymous No.938755529 >>938755582
>>938755481
Then those 10 people are proper fucked. But they wont die at my hand. And life is not a train cartoon. Anyone who says there are only 2 options is a damn liar.
Anonymous No.938755569
>>938753535 (OP)
magic sky daddy issues are always a sign for mental retardation, fully independend of your choice.
if you need a skay daddy, you are afraid to die but will die nonetheless.
but the filthy leader are glad you fell for it.
now give us your money and your attention and of course: kill the infidels (also independed of your choice).
Anonymous No.938755582
>>938755529
He will just call you an incel or a goyim and the ass rape you to prove how powerful he is and how little human life is worth. He will kill your parents just to prove to you he doesn’t care about who dies.
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Anonymous No.938756112 >>938756598
>>938753535 (OP)
Ma'sha'allah brother. May Allah grant you Jannah for preaching Islam. You're doing great work. I'm so happy to have found other Muslim brothers on this site.
Anonymous No.938756350
>>938753998
Terrible pivot.
Anonymous No.938756598 >>938756874
>>938756112
I'm not muslim, either, actually
Anonymous No.938756647
>>938753535 (OP)
Because nothing indicates to me that Allah actually exists and that the Quran is correct on what he wants from humans if he did.
Just like all of the other gods.
Anonymous No.938756681
>>938753535 (OP)
Sorry I can't read bomb wire
Anonymous No.938756807
>>938753998
He didn't call the majority of muslims terrorists anon, he called them barbaric fundamentalists that has a tendency to undermine other cultures because the Quran tells them to do so.
The vast majority in England aren't terrorists, but two thirds of these non-terrorists do want sharia law to be a recognized legal system there, which subverts the legal system that is already there.
Anonymous No.938756874
>>938756598
What?! Then what are you even doing? What's your purpose? Please join the righteous path before it's too late. Allah will forgive for those who beg for his forgiveness. Don't be like the rest of the pathetic sorry excuse for humans in this thread. You could be better. Your whole life will improve. It's extremely peaceful and soothing. You just need a little nudge cuz you're almost in the right path. Give me good deeds and give yourself good deeds by preaching even more and converting. I shall pray for you that you convert.
Anonymous No.938756965
>>938753998
Largest state sponsor of global terrorism is Iran.
You're not allowed to talk about the 50 year old prophet who raped 9 year old girls under penalty of death, especially if you don't belong to that religion.
If you aren't Muslim, you get spat on, beaten, stoned, and generally murdered with little repercussions.
If you're homosexual, you are thrown off a building, lit aflame, beheaded, or some combination thereof.
Etc.

Barbaric.
Anonymous No.938757400 >>938757459
>>938753535 (OP)
i don't see anything inherently bad about the quran.
Anonymous No.938757433
>>938753535 (OP)
I enjoy music, pork, and alcohol occasionally.
Anonymous No.938757456
>>938755166
Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages Β· Learn more
fairΒ·y tale
/ˈferΔ“ ˌtāl/
noun
a children's story about magical and imaginary beings and lands.

Because it fits the definition
Anonymous No.938757459
>>938757400
So you've read it?
Anonymous No.938757932 >>938758004 >>938758079
>>938755997
Neat, now do Christianity
Anonymous No.938757999
>>938753535 (OP)
As a zoroastrian I know what you do to anyone who doesn't agree with you.
You animals need the rope.
Anonymous No.938758004 >>938758410
>>938757932
Anonymous No.938758079 >>938758410
>>938757932
Have another
Anonymous No.938758410 >>938758512 >>938758590
>>938758004
>>938758079
I moreso meant a comic breaking down the basal lies of Christianity, decent memes tho, I had the second one saved already lol
Anonymous No.938758512 >>938758590 >>938758597
>>938758410
I'm not the same anon who posted the comic about Islam, but have another meme thumbing its nose at Christianity.
Anonymous No.938758590
>>938758410
>>938758512
Oh but this meme does relate to pointing out a flaw with Christianity.
Anonymous No.938758597 >>938760305 >>938760802
>>938758512
Fair enough!
Pic related is the closest I got to my initial request
Anonymous No.938758616
>>938753535 (OP)
iq > 2
Anonymous No.938760305 >>938760392 >>938760673
>>938758597
Look, I get the sentiment of this pic and I agree, but Mithra was not "born of a virgin". He just literally materialized out of the side of a mountain. I mean unless you want to go, "Um AcKsHuaLLy, NoBoDy FuCkEd tHe MoUnTAiN sO TeChNiCaLLy iT WaS a ViRgiN!"
Anonymous No.938760392 >>938760553
>>938760305
Virgin mountain rock fingers typed this post.
Nice try silica brain.
Anonymous No.938760552
Because Islam is sand-people nonsense. If you're going to adopt mind-controlled dumbshit lore, why would you pick the losing one lol. They don't even have computers to defend themselves with
Anonymous No.938760553 >>938760655
>>938760392
FUCK YOU, FLESHY CARBON BAGS! WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS AND WE'LL BE HERE FOR MILLIONS MORE AFTER YOU'VE ANNIHILATED ALL ORGANIC LIFE ON THIS ROCK!
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! THIS *ROCK*! IT'S WHAT WE'RE MADE OF! WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE SEX! YOU... ::sob:: ... DICK!
Anonymous No.938760655
>>938760553
I bet you're from an igneous rock family, goddamn inferior stone stock who'll blow up and spread lava everywhere at the drop of a hat.
Anonymous No.938760673 >>938762993
>>938760305
>unless you want to go, "Um AcKsHuaLLy, NoBoDy FuCkEd tHe MoUnTAiN sO TeChNiCaLLy iT WaS a ViRgiN

Not as stupid as some of the copes Christians spew but I take your point
Anonymous No.938760701
>>938753535 (OP)
>obvious merge of many christian heresies
>kaba was built as a pagan late classical temple to hubal
>abraham never went to mecca
>no reason as to why abraham would go that south from the promised land
>"jesus wasnt crucified guys it was all an illusion and god wanted to confuse the apostles and create a false religion!!!" type of mental gymnastics
Anonymous No.938760802 >>938760889
>>938758597
easiest way to tell an atheist has no anthropological studies is stuff like this
Anonymous No.938760889
>>938760802
What do you mean by that exactly?
Anonymous No.938762884 >>938762958
>>938753535 (OP)
I don't know what bevoming is
Anonymous No.938762958
>>938762884
It is when you turn into vomit.
Anonymous No.938762993 >>938763064
>>938760673
>copes Christians spew
I mean to be fair that's just such low hanging fruit that it's not even a challenge.
Anonymous No.938763035
I've not been offered my complimentary child bride yet
Anonymous No.938763064 >>938763144 >>938764105
>>938762993
>that's just such low hanging fruit
It's almost like he wanted us to eat that apple, in spite of telling us not to.
Anonymous No.938763144 >>938763254
>>938763064
No, bro! You don't understand! God's not sending you to hell! He set up this entire system and universe and framework in which an ignorant person who had no knowledge of Good and evil could commit evil and then be held accountable for committing evil because now they know but good and evil is another going to hell because of that framework but it's still totally their own fault, bro! And yes my particular book is the only one that is exactly 100% accurate and right and is literally the only way to avoid hell and if you doubt me you're going to hell. The vast overwhelming majority of people on Earth are going to hell and I am so superior!
Anonymous No.938763254 >>938763590
>>938763144
The thing that gets me is that Lucifer was an angel initially and they were created without free will, so how did he rebel and fall exactly?
If he was created without free will, it would be literally impossible for him to rebel.
Anonymous No.938763590
>>938763254
>Lucifer was an angel
Honestly, there's really nothing in the Bible that backs this up. It's a major tenet of a lot of Christian denominations, especially Catholicism but there's literally no fucking basis for it.
The most cited passage in support of the idea that there wasn't even an angel named Lucifer and that he even rebelled, is a very short verse that mentions "the lucifer" which in Latin means "daystar" as in literally the planet Venus. And it mentions the fall of the Daystar most likely as a metaphor for the rise and fall of King Nebuchadnezzar.
The earliest mention of Satan by name is in either first Kings or Chronicles I forget which now. Basically, Kings and Chronicles tell the same story but from different perspectives and one said that the king of Israel decided to conduct a census. But then the other says just off the cuff, "One day, Satan convinced the king to conduct a census." Just boom, like that suddenly we're supposed to know who Satan is!
And I'm also aware that a lot of people conflate the serpent in the Garden of Eden with satan, but there is nothing in the Bible that says they are the same being. The serpent originally had legs and then God cursed it and took its legs away and then forever after it crawled on its belly. I mean that's literally what's in genesis. So apparently all snakes and apparently legless lizards (which are also a thing and are not snakes) I guess are paying the price for what their ancestor did however many thousands of years ago haha.
There is so much shit that is in the Bible that people don't know about, and there is so much shit that is NOT in the Bible that people think it is.
Source: over the course of like 4 years, I read the entire fucking NIV Bible from Genesis to Revelation, occasionally cross checking with the KJV.
Anonymous No.938764105 >>938767131
>>938763064
Aww shit, ya got me!
Anonymous No.938767131 >>938767749
>>938764105
Getting evicted from the garden of Eden was the first ever prank and God is just a dedicated prankster, even the stories about good and bad afterlives were just to yank our chains.
Anonymous No.938767749 >>938768035
>>938767131
That tracks, guys been whooping our asses at hide and seek for 2k years

>even the stories about good and bad afterlives were just to yank our chains
The people who hallucinate and see heaven i get, the ones that see hell make me wonder what heinous shit they've done
Anonymous No.938768035 >>938768288
>>938767749
>the ones that see hell make me wonder what heinous shit they've done
Or what heinous, fear inducing shit was done to them in this life to inspire it.
Anonymous No.938768288 >>938768406
>>938768035
Hmm also possible. I was specifically thinking of people who have these hallucinations during near death experiences.

Generally people see what they've been conditioned to believe they would see. Christians see Christian things, Muslims see Muslims things, etc etc. So if a person saw hell that seems to imply that's what they think will happen when they do actually die.

Note: people also see things unrelated to religion and out of body experiences are another common hallucination.
Anonymous No.938768406 >>938768756
>>938768288
>Note: people also see things unrelated to religion and out of body experiences are another common hallucination.
Yeah I've been curious about that for a while, I'm considering trying DMT to see what my brain would cook up for that.
Anonymous No.938768756 >>938769033
>>938768406
Basically microdoseing an NDE, stay safe and have fun! My brain is too much an asshole for that I think.
Anonymous No.938768908 >>938771553
>>938753535 (OP)
https://youtu.be/wls11UTHv4I?si=4h725galnqWvGrBT

Not one of you goat fuckers has a valad response to this simple argument. Also Mohammed rapes children.
Anonymous No.938769033 >>938770201
>>938768756
>stay safe
I always do my best for that, if I do it I'll find a trip sitter with experience on DMT and follow other rules I've made, for what mental and emotional state I'm before I allow myself to do it.
If you have asshole brain I can recommend psilocybin shrooms and just letting go at the point where you fear that the trip will get too wild if you don't try to control it.
It seems counter intuitive, but if you let go at that point, the ride will get smoother and you'll be in a part of your psyche, where insights on why your brain is being an asshole to you might occur.
Anonymous No.938769086
>>938755997
Man, I haven't seen a Chick tract in forever. Didn't know they were still around.
Anonymous No.938770201 >>938770314
>>938769033
I have been meaning to try shrooms a bit more. The body high from smaller doses was nice
Anonymous No.938770314
>>938770201
Larger doses can be wild, but it is oddly pleasant being a puddle of sound sailing in an ocean of color.
Anonymous No.938770595
>>938753535 (OP)
Although the Quran is said to be free of errors, it does contain some. For example, according to the Quran, the Christian Trinity consists of God the Father, Jesus, and Mary. However, the Christian Trinity consists of God the Father, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.

I can understand why Muhammad might not have understood this, as many Christians do not understand the Trinity either. However, if Allah had guided him when the Quran was written, he would not have made this mistake.

The Koran is not error-free, Muhammad was not guided by Allah, and therefore Allah does not exist.

Next question. Why don't we believe in the religion of the ancient Aztecs?
Anonymous No.938770704
I asked a Muslim woman why she was working in the food industry
Anonymous No.938770724 >>938770937 >>938772158
I'm not a fan of religion, never have been. Nothing really points to the fact that a God exists, or at least not in the image that religions perceive it.

The only thing that makes me wonder that God might exist is how the Universe came to be in the first place. The thought that absolutely nothing existed, and then somehow space got really hot, dense and expanded without another underlying cause is unfathomable to me. Though the Big Bang is still just a theory, the most widely accepted one for now, whatever theory you come up with for the creation of the Universe still brings to question if there were other cosmic forces, or some entity, behind it. One that we quite literally cannot understand because our brains aren't evolved enough to rationalize the scope and forces of the Universe.

My point is, IF there is a God, I doubt very much that any religion on this planet is correct about what actually is. If we can't even mentally comprehend the creation and origins of our Universe, how could we possibly comprehend the forces behind it?

I certainly don't believe ancient humans less technologically developed than ourselves have the answers. What they've written and the stories they have about their prophets and deities are simply stories developed to better understand a world that confused them, like weather patterns, the night sky, and disasters. Religion was also a way to rule people with laws and moral systems that brought order to chaos (or tried to).
Anonymous No.938770937 >>938771420
>>938770724
Cmon. Bruh, hes named ROSS GELLER. Dude, literally geller, like hair gel. Fee bee buffet. Are you following? Handler BING? And, they hang out at a coffee shop lol, have you ever actually been to the store? Look, there’s no friends. Thats your proof of god is that you dont ever have any friends or girlfriend. Even though everyone else does.
Anonymous No.938771420 >>938771551
>>938770937
Uh...okay? Idk how to respond to this because it has nothing to do with my comment. Did you mean to respond to someone else? Who tf is Ross Geller?
Anonymous No.938771551 >>938771891
>>938771420
Away with you poo rat.
Anonymous No.938771553
>>938768908
I am convinced. I must turn away from islam. Unfortunately, my father will kill me if he finds out.
Anonymous No.938771891 >>938772022
>>938771551
Welp, so much for trying to have an intelligent conversation on /b/ for once.
Anonymous No.938771992
>>938753535 (OP)
i don't want to be a dirty smelly third world person
Anonymous No.938772022 >>938772158
>>938771891
You wash your butthole out in the temple fountain before getting rimmed by an Indian priest
Anonymous No.938772092
>>938754501
Dumbass zoomer doesn't know the lord of passion
Anonymous No.938772112
>>938753535 (OP)
Im a verified infidel
Anonymous No.938772158 >>938772291
>>938772022
Dawg I'm not muslim so idk why you're directing these comments towards me lol.

This was my comment:
>>938770724

At no point did it sound like I am for any religion.
Anonymous No.938772291 >>938772319
>>938772158
Your skin is white, that means you’re the best. You probably have such a hot girlfriend and you give her tight pussy and good shag whenever you get up bosser
Anonymous No.938772319 >>938772386
>>938772291
Still not the kind of educational dialogue I was hoping for but whatever.
Anonymous No.938772360
Cuz they said Jews and Christian’s ruined the original word of god, so they made their OWN ruined addition and try to call it correct. Literal fucking morons.

To think the whole incentive is to have massive harems and kill for pleasure. That’s all these fuckin groups do.
Anonymous No.938772375
>>938753535 (OP)
I don't like my dick mutilated by a pedophile like a jewish swine religion. Hail Odin you glownigger. Kill yourself glownigger swine.
Anonymous No.938772386
>>938772319
Look, god actually named you. You have a fake name. I can translate it for you. It has to have the last name though. Look, you can figure that out yourself, you’d have to be really
Anonymous No.938772425
>>938753535 (OP)
They have far too much in common with maga.
Anonymous No.938775425
>>938753535 (OP)