Thread 938755011

>walk in room
>see this
wat do?

take a shit

>>938755011 (OP)
that can is going up her ass

>>938755011 (OP)
cover her up and go to sleep.. To tired for this drunk bitches shit..

>>938755011 (OP)
Leave because that's not my wife and I'm not an adulterer

>>938755081
This is the correct answer

>>938755011 (OP)
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>938755011 (OP)
Dubs cheeked.

>>938755188
Fuhrer dubs checked.

>>938755011 (OP)
Whatever I want since I'm obviously dreaming. But if by some strange chance, then I'm getting her to sign a notarized and witnessed consent form.

Living in a post #metoo world is tough for us men.

>>938755327
>then I'm getting her to sign a notarized and witnessed consent form.
After the notary gives her a breathalyzer.

Before this is over, I'll show you the true power of CHAOS CONTROL!

Check this will be DUBS or TRIPS

CHECK ME NOWWW!!!!!

>>938755081
homosexuals on /b/ how the fuck did this happen

>>938755711
You rolled dubs butt then you didnt a question mark. See what I did there?

>>938755011 (OP)
eating her out
> she wakes up
kissing and cuddling
> she laughs, get red, breathes fast, horny as fuck
eating her pussy again, and again
> penis is hard as fuck
cuddling kissing, cuddling kissing
> im wild at this point, WILD
entering this bitch the first time
> hump her two minutes straight
first most intense orgasm I always have the first time in a bitch who turns me on the whole time
> fun, cuddling for 15 minutes
ready for round two
> hump the bitch a proper 15-20 minutes
second orgasm
> time to sleep
wake her up, fuck her a third time
> sleep
wake up, fuck her a fourt time

than she mostly stays for 3 months

>>938755856
Go outside. Talk to real live humans, in person.

>>938756401
bro, I just come from outside

>>938756645
That was a lot of paragraph for someone whos well adjusted. Jussayin.

>>938756401
lmfao, these 4chan assumptions reveal so much abt the average lurker

>>938756698
aw, its a jealous faggot that his shittyshitty anis isnt rimmed but instead a healthy female vagina

>>938756763
there is a reason why all the trap tranny fags from this site have to hang

>>938756736
Hey I hit the post office AND the grocery store before 10am. Dont look at me.

>>938755011 (OP)
genlty and lovingly finger her asshole

>>938755011 (OP)
Pull the blankets up over her, turn off the light, and sleep on the couch or something. I'm not a rapist. I'd only fuck her if we'd discussed the somnophilia kink I've been exploring and she was enthusiastic about me waking her up with my dick from time to time.

>>938756763
>>938756786
So easily offended by a dad joke level joke saying go outside? And those mean, assumptive comments. Wow.

Just an old fart here that likes to kill time on 4chins. Not that I care what you type. Jussayin.

>>938756793
> and at 3am its time for his furry suit
youre a f-a-g

>>938756883
youre a f-a-g

>>938756932
>>938756947
I'm whatever you want me to be so you can feel better about yourself. Thats what you want. To feel like you've won something.

>>938757014
f-a-g

>>938757014
you sound like a fag

>>938757156
k

>>938755011 (OP)
turn 720° then get dizzy because i turned 720° and fall down
>>938755210
pussy

>>938755011 (OP)
I cover her with a blanket, leave the room and let her sleep while I keep an eye on the door to the room she is in, to ensure that no one bothers her.

>>938755618
>>938755653
This still isn't cute or funny anon.

>>938757641
Oh you're back are you, where were you when this place was getting overrun?

>>938757641
"Ohhhh, I've been observed. Better move or change." - every sub-atomic particle or small atom ever

>>938757615
I'd do what you do but before I cover her with the blanket I'm fucking her from behind.

>>938755011 (OP)
My tongue is going so far up her ass, I'll know what she had for breakfast.

>>938758299
Omg I love eating crap from girls sphincters too. I found a snickers bar up prostitutes bum one time which was perfect because I love snickers bars

>>938758270
>but before I cover her with the blanket I'm raping her from behind.
FTFY

>>938758366
> omfg
faggot spotted

>>938758389
Lmao its not the r word if she's naked in my bed

>>938757635
Now, witness my true power!

OKE CHECK THESE TRIPS THEN BITCH

>>938755011 (OP)
Leave her there. Browse in another room. Leave her a key.

>>938758725
It is if she is asleep and hasn't consented to a sexual interaction.

>>938758749
What trips?

>>938755011 (OP)
Idk. Show me more of her and I'll decide

>>938758865
She can give pre consent. My gf lets me fuck her when she's asleep or drunk because she's told me she's cool with it.

>>938758950
>She can give pre consent.
Sure, but that wasn't part of the scenario op offered, you just happen upon her.
>My gf lets me fuck her when she's asleep or drunk because she's told me she's cool with it.
That's all fine and dandy, prior consent makes it not rape.

>>938758950
Did this for an ex.

Told her if I was sleeping without underwear she was free to fuck me. Multiple times I woke up to her riding my cock.

My only requests were that she wipe me off when finished and not to do it on her period unless we pre planned for it.

>>938759004
Well if she was naked in my bed like that, I'm assuming prior consent was given. I'll wear a condom and be gentle lol.

>>938759116
>Well if she was naked in my bed like that, I'm assuming prior consent was given.
That is how you end up in jail anon, if you are not a retard you get an actual agreement and don't assume anything like that.
>I'll wear a condom and be gentle lol.
Sure that'll help when she starts screaming bloody murder and alerting everyone within a miles radius.

My wife loves to get real drunk and fucked silly, so this type of thing is nor.al for me to find

>>938758882
If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!

THESE TRIPS!!!

>>938759216
I wouldn't end up in jail lol.

And no one lives within a mile of me I'm from the middle of nowhere.

>>938759697
Again with the no trips.
>>938759734
Okay anon, go play stupid games to win stupid prizes.

>>938759780
I see, but you know I can't let you live. You're adventuring days are coming to an end!

>>938759226
Thats pretty hot, do you nut in her while shes totally passed out?

>>938759216
you have a lot of options.

>>938759950
In regards to what?

>>938755011 (OP)
feeding her all the eggs

>>938759226
>>938759945
Sometimes, sometimes just toys. Its fun when she wakes up in the middle of fun. Her true slut comes out as she wakes up moaning and grinding back.

>>938760946
What a fucking slut. Thats so hot that you use her for your pleasure while shes passes out. Do you ever nut on her face or tits?

>>938760946
Looks like you are just a bunch of loser degenerates.

>>938762478
Looks like your an virgin with no fun in your life.

>>938755011 (OP)

E G G S
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>>938762903
lol, literal nigger on /b/. GTFO nigger! I bet you would love to turn "nigger" into the "n-word" on /b/, innit, nigger?

>>938755011 (OP)
Wake her up and demand the rent. Nobody flops at my pad.

>>938763723
Wow, schizo much? Im not even black

>>938763723
man has never heard of low light