Thread 938778545

Rules:
- For the next month (30 days), you can only spend a maximum of $25 in total on groceries.
- You MUST have a meal at least once a day.
- You cannot buy deals, discounted products, or use any kind of coupons.
You can only consume food purchased with the challenge money.

You have:
- Unlimited water
- 1 pound of sugar, salt, and pepper
- Any type of kitchen utensil or appliance you need

How would you do it?

>>938778545 (OP)
Buy a Costco cake ($22) and cut it into 30 pieces. With the remaining 3 dollars get a nice Virgil's vanilla root beer and sip as needed :3

>>938778712
Cake is not always the answer, anon.

>>938778957
It's Costco cake tho.

>>938778957
:(

>>938778957
Let them eat cake.
M. Antoinette

>>938779081
See many famous people have endorsed a good cake based diet. I make sure to get my daily recommended cake by visiting your mom XD

Food banks would be the only way your ass is getting through that month nigga

That's not enough budget for alcohol. You get these weird projectile liquid explosive enema shits if you don't eat for a few days on a bender but realistically in this economy you can't get by on a alcohol budget that low or do that not count as food? I would consider the alcohol budget a bit more important than food since I aint got a bitch or kids or nothing. I mean that's enough for like half a week of drinking maybe. I mean if you just want a massive hang over day that's miserable every other day without a hair of the dog or anything to alleviate it. I'd just stick to my diet of alcohol and ramen noodles. >>938779178
I think they caught on that I spend the money on alcohol instead of food so they're not giving me stuff anymore they want to put you on some kind of list of registration

>>938779141
>visiting your mom
she ded

>>938779540
I mean my mom would watch me starve for a couple days before she offered me food now that I'm adult. Mostly I only get food for her. She tried when I was a kid. Nice lady though I don't think we agree about anything. It's a challenge to not piss each other off.

>>938779540
Ashes to ashes, butts to butts

>>938779729
oh shit, i forgot to pay respects, ripinpeache nigger

>>938779788
There's another ass to op's question. Princess peach

>>938779831
Aw fuck wrong thread please shoot me I have embarrassed my bloodline

>>938779831
>>938779849
So you're saying they should make toilet wine catching yeast with the sugar and then fermenting it in massive batches. Good idea. They can get a fruit juice for like 2 dollars.

>>938779892
or you know toilet cider, as if there wasn't any other kind unless you wait till winter to freeze out the non alcohol parts. Give that son a bitch a bit of a kick

>>938778545 (OP)
Three slices of PB and toast with glass of milk. A small OJ to keep vitamns up
I basically did this in college.

>>938779892
No that's the other wrong thread. What I'm saying is life is beautiful and you are loved by the ones that love you (real)

>>938779957
you got a terminal illness or some shit?

>>938779729
See Rule 2

>>938780018
Ehh, naa
The only terminalness I have is stage 4 liver failure (I'm a severe alcoholic)

>>938780149
Not to be rude but it was a rhetorical question, life is a terminal death sentence to begin with. What's your poison though? I don't think a wound of sugar will support a months worth of alcohol even if you spent the time making a bunch of prison tier toilet wine

>>938780211
The only financial restriction placed was on the cost of food not the cost of travel so I could fly to an eastern European block country and buy a metric shit ton of vodka with the local currencies value of $25 usd

>>938780298
Getting on a plane with plane makers reputations, not even going down in battle. You're a real cocky son of a gun.

>>938778545 (OP)
>You MUST have a meal at least once a day.
Why? Most Americans would be better off fasting every now and then.

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>938780591
No trust me I work at a plane manufacturing plant. It's not being cocky it's straight up suicidal, but without the balls to actually attempt. Either I get the booze and drink another month away. Or I finally perish in a poor man's 0 gravity altitude drop experience, but unplanned

>>938780734
Pick unrelated, can still get thinner

I would eat his poop

>>938778545 (OP)
Easy as piss. Rice, lentils, oats, and cheap veg. Can make sweet or savoury oats, lentils or rice with salt and pepper and a handful of diced veg.

I went through a phase where that's around all I had for my food budget while looking for work and I made it work very, very cheaply.

>>938780760
So you ride on private planes? Or own one. I mean yeah that use to be a lot more common among boomers. You got a terminal diagnosis and you are working for a place that will replace you with cnc programmers. Damn man that's a hard deal. Did you enjoy it while you could? I choked when I should of told a girl I liked I'd keep her barefoot and pregnant.

>>938780902
Get beans dry, you get more bean than if you were to buy them canned. Also potatoes are super versatile in cooking as well. Mash em boil em stick em in a stew

>>938780993
jesus bilbo if you would have listened to these mountain giants they would have given you valuable tillage information, you turn them to stone you cold hearted bastard.

>>938780951
Neither, just a discount if I actually want to fly. but remember what my papi used to tell me. He said so, just cause you choked once doesn't mean you've missed out on an opportunity to choke again. He killed himself after acrueing massive gambling debts. I think you could use his wise words to try seeking another woman though. There are still plenty that like being barefoot I think.

>>938778545 (OP)
most of the larpers in this thread would easily live half a year without any food, just from the fat in their lard asses

a buck a day will give you lots of meat, but spending a buck a day will give you nothing, not even close to the like 2000 calories you need when doing nothing
this only works when you have a garden with stuff ready to eat, so that's only a few months per year

>>938781105
I don 't have a gambling problem I buy tickets for other people. It seriuosly like you don't even want to hear about it. I only buy them for myself when I'm feeling particularly vindictive. I have no luck I used it up when I was a kid being a kid. I will split this shit if someone is lucky.

>>938781206
Wait if somebody is lucky then they wouldn't need to split shit. Thinking emoji

>>938778545 (OP)
>Buy 24 carton of eggs
>Buy 10 lbs bag of all purpose flour
>Buy two quarts of heavy high fat cream
>if possible, buy baking powder
>make butter out of one quart
>save buttermilk for biscuits/pancakes
>easy month passed by

>>938781285
I mean, they ever going to fund another lucky chump? I hope they live it up. They get to go talk to my moms face about why they are increasing her taxes and stealing from her. Everyone in their family is going to demand stuff from them constantly. You'd think rich people would get a reputation for being jewish and cheap about every decision they make. They don't. They hoard it and make people die for money. I honestly doubt anyone would even give money over a dollar for a lottery ticket.

>>938781450
That's because once they've made money from a lottery ticket you can't make more money from buying more lottery tickets. The luck pool was already drained on the first win. That's why they won't give you a dollar, it protects you from using your own luck to fill up the luck pool for someone else.

>>938781655
I invested it in tech bros that I laid off with AI, they're the most coniving cunts you could ever accounter. You think people went to work everday to get bill gates screaming in their face like they could cave it in in a single punch? Mean while this cunt of a human did that and exploited it by trying to bang women that were vulnerable to him. No. It's survival of the fittest. The most horrible person wins. They will exploit every human being possible and then after they get done at the last moment will say well I tried to do something not horrible.

>>938781655
I mean, does bill gates going to give you a liver transplant? He'd sue you for rights over it after. He'd fund you're education to make you code so he gets some kind of thrill to scream at people at an office or garage.

>>938781818
My organs are involved in screaming at someone. That's the only reason he'd ever donate an organ.

>>938781842
I bet this cunt would spend a trillion dollars he doesn't have to refute it and try to rip out my organs.

>>938778545 (OP)
buy assorted frozen veg and minced meat
buy potato, pasta and rice
buy canned tomato and other stuff
any left over money get some milk for calcium
get a very large pot and boil everything in it
that's basically how i make my meals very cheap these days

>>938781996
Idk where you're at but milk is way you too expensive to waste a $25 budget on. Like a 5th of the budget to maybe get a few days of drinks in wouldn't be a wise useage for variety. Honestly probably Hawaiian punch would go farther if you're just trying to get some variation from water.

florida
10lb white rice – $6.48
4 dozen eggs – $10.84
8 cans tuna – $7.36
Total: $24.68
~1,400 cal/day
~30g protein/day
free mayo packets
will be able to shit normally

>>938782663
no hot sauce, why even live? like honestly I volunteer for a suicide mission if they're not giving out hotsauce anymore with this stuff.