Thread 938783861

What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

I forged barack obamas birth certificate

> voted for trump 3 times
> regret nothing

>>938783861 (OP)
I'm paid to be here

>>938783861 (OP)
Was introduced to the late Queen Elizabeth II and her consort, Prince Philip. We shared a few brief words.

>>938783861 (OP)
won 250k on a slot machine and lost it all within a year.

>>938786904
Many people who win big on the lottery are completely broke in 2 years. Struggling for so long financially leads to crazy spending. Don't feel bad.

>>938786949
most of it went back to the slots and cocaine. took a trip and went to a lot of concerts. dont regret it at all.

>>938783861 (OP)
Won a robot programming competition while in 10th grade. The first automatic lawn mowers for casual customers used my source code. It's still on google.

>>938787458
Grats anon

>>938783861 (OP)
I have not had ice cream in 5+ years

i stole my stepmom's bra when i moved out

>>938786949
People who are bad with money are bad with it no matter how big the amount.

Spent a few years working as one of those naked butlers that work hen parties (bachelorette parties for the septics).

They say naked but most of the jobs I wore a teeny apron. It cost extra for me to be fully naked.

>>938787458
Impressive anon. I guess the robot has to calculate the area, find a starting point, then know the shortest route to an end point without covering the same area twice. Did you end up in that field?

That I believe Cobson will always be a gem.